PZANNA!! Did you get my e-mail/ review thing? If you have, I skooched you up a chapter. ^-^ Sorry!!!

Anyway, I changed my screen name, yea for me. I love Foleys. Don't you? Wet Seal too!! I'm hyper on clothing sales!!!!!!

Kurama: Now that we have that interesting tidbit of information. Ryou: We're gonna run away, on account of lime green bellbottoms. Dizzy: I got shoes to match!!! Kenshin: Orororororooo. Dizzy: Oh Yami. It's time to model for me. !!!! ^_^!!! Everyone: AIP!!!!!!!!

Chapter 12: What about Jou, now?

"Okay, does someone mind tellin' me what the heck's going on around this freaky place!!!" Jounouchi jumped as Sir Cadogen challenged him to a fight.

"It's Hogwarts," Yami explained, "It's where we've disappeared to for the last three months, learning magic and stuff. Sounds crazy, but so is the idea of Kaiba being here." Kaiba glared at him.

"Ah, so you're giving a not-so-brief summary of the happenings here, Yami? Yeah, well, in a nutshell, you need to listen to both sides. Oh, and nobody knows but us and some of the teachers, so it's Ryou and Yugi, forget Yami and me exist. Hopefully we won't have to worry about Malik and Marik mix-ups, but then again, that might not be such a bad thing if he's not like, Pharaoh-evil." He glanced at his watch. "Hikari will be late for potions if he doesn't hurry. But I can't afford to put in a good word for him, so we have to go."

"Sorry, Ry, you're not going anywhere." Jou said as Ryou returned. He scooped then rather light teen over his shoulder and continued following Seto. "Sorta need you to sort out the kinks and all that."

"But I can't miss potions, let me down, you don't know Snape, I swear I'll steal Malik's item and take over your mind, I don't want detention, drop me now you slimy insolent mean-" He started kicking and pounding on Jou's back.

"Anyone ever told you ya hit like a girl, Ryou?" Jou laughed.

"I mean it Katsuya Jounouchi, if you don't put me down this instant I'll make sure you pay one way or another, you should know that Bakura's door isn't locked anymore, I could use those thieving techniques he keeps in his Soul-room, or maybe learn some chant that'll lock you in one of those chamber's in Yami's, or bring Dark Necrophia to life, I already know that one, you are so lucky that Bakura keeps his new knife he stole away from me, he thinks I don't know, but in reality I don't care, but now I do cause I want it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Never knew Ryou had that much air in him," Malik tousled his hair. Ryou tried to grab his, but his uncomfortable position and the way Malik ducked didn't allow him to.

"Hermione, you do realize we're missing potions?" Ron asked.

"Shut up, this is more important! Besides, where else could the map have gone?" Hermione shushed him. "What's a Dark Necrophia, and why is Bakura referring to himself in third person, and who is Yami?"

"A Dark Necrophia is something freaky, Bakura's either egotistic or crazy, and Yami's Yugi's nickname. Happy? Let's go!" Harry whined.

"Something is going on Harry, the map is gone!!!!" Hermione hissed.

"Something they obviously don't want us to know about, 'Mione. Since when did You-know-who recruit crazy 15-year-old boys?" Hermione shot Ron a look as though to say 'Er, Duh!!'

"You do know that Yami means 'darkness' in Japanese. Why would darkness be a nickname for someone like Yugi?" Hermione asked them. One look at the rather pissed looking 'Yugi' seemed to tell them why, but they had seen Yugi angry. This Yugi was. cold, cruel looking. It seemed as though a glare from him could knock you dead. "And it's a real name!! Everything but names are translated to English once you're inside Hogwarts." She smacked Ron upside the head. Harry noticed she did nothing to him.

"Jounouchi, I swear I'll tell Seto 'bout that vanilla pudding dream if you don't put me down!!!!"

"What, the one with the monkeys? Yeah, I bet ya he already knows, ya know, those fancy security cameras on the blimp. What I wanna know is how you know? You were dead out then!"

"Er. security cameras!!!"

"Right."

"I mean it Jou, put me down or death to the little Jou-Swordsman!!" Somehow, Ryou had gotten a hold of a card and looked as though he were going to rip it.

"Ya would have done that a long time ago if ya had the guts."

"What's more, Ryou, that's a Baby Dragon, not a Flame Swordsman. You really need to duel on your own some more, kid, if you can't tell those two apart."

"I can too!! I just grabbed the first card I could reach and hoped he'd fall for it. *insert droopy face*. You ruin everything Malik, I know where you live!!!"

"No you don't. You've been to Cairo with me one time, and for all you know we've gone home since then."

"Except for the fact that it's a hole in the ground that you've cursed with every god and goddess you know of, and have swore never set foot on to the day you die, and not after that either."

"Say hi to my dad, please, when you reach the Shadow Realm." Malik threatened.

"Ooh, I'm scared, would wittle Mawik dare send moi to the bad pace!!"

"See!" Hermione pointed at them. "Who would send their dad to a place with a name like the shadow realm!!"

"The same guy who cursed his hole-in-the-ground with every god and goddess he knows of and swore not to set foot on to the day he dies, and not after that either." Ron said. "Might as well skip potions now!! No chance of getting a worse punishment than we've already got. Fifteen minutes late."

"Hermione, it's not right to spy on people like this!!" Harry protested.

"What if they took the map, Harry? How do you know that one of them is using it for all the wrong reasons!!!"

"Herm, he's my cousin." This was Harry's last defense.

"So is Dudley." It was settled.

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