Title: Shuichi's Chase Of The Natural Goodness Of Maine
Rating: PG-13 (JIK)
Pairings: Shuichi/Yuki, one-sided Tohma/Yuki Tatsuha/Ryuichi
Summary: A random Bad Luck fangirl from Maine sends Shuichi a bottle of Oakhurst milk. But when Shuichi gives some to his idol, and they try to get some more by going to the States by themselves, chaos ensues. After abandoning Yuki, the two pop stars encounter many disasters that could only happen in the US of A. The poor romance novelist follows Shuichi, knowing how much trouble he'll be in, and is forced to bring along a few extra headaches. With OC's, translations gone terribly wrong, and rabid fangirls, this trip couldn't get much weirder.
Disclaimer: I totally own this story idea, but I do not, however, own Gravitation. Which is good, for all you rabid Tohma fangirls. And if you're a Mainer, you'll most likely know what the title is for. And you'll also know, I don't own the logo or company of Oakhurst milk.
Warnings: Shounen-ai (Duh. This IS a Gravitation ficcie.) sex jokes, annoying OC's, written by an amateur writer with low self-esteem. (This is my first all Gravi multi-chappie story.)
Key: ~ Shuichi's thoughts ~ :: Yuki's thoughts ::
In response to your reviews...
Ragnarok Dragon - Yes, long live Tohma the chick. ^^;;;; I swear, you're turning into a rabid Tohma fangirl! Well, maybe not rabid, but... This is the only humor ficcie you've read in a while? Wow. I'm flattered. (I guess it helps knowing you personally, ne?) Tatsuha broke the window by jumping through it. Mwee hee hee... HOORAY FOR THE SIXTEEN YEAR OLD MONK!!! ^_^ You'll see the season & where in Maine they'll go, you impatient, angst-adicted, authoress who is better and older than me. And fer you and her, HEY ALL YOU PEOPLES READING THIS FICCIE THAT LIKE SHORT, KAWAII, SADISH, YU YU HAKUSHO STORIES!!! READ RAYNEDARK'S STORIES!!! Okies? And review too, if ya do. Back to you RD-chan. Thankies again for reading this, reviewing it, and adding to me your alert and Faves lists. You totally rock! (And arigato for letting me read Demon Diary. LONG LIVE ECLIPSE AND THE STUDENT/TEACHER RELATIONSHIPS!!! Dun forget to bring in the books on Monday.)
Alex - Daijobu! Daijobu! You're not being too bold! ^_^ Dun worry. But, I actually plan on Yuki and the others to meet up with Shuichi and Ryuichi by the time they get to Maine. Mwee hee hee... That way, Shuichi and Ryuichi can get into even more trouble! But about getting lost... It won't be in the airport, but... You'll have to read and find out! Thankies for reviewing! I hope you enjoy chappie two!
Meirv Rath - Um... I actually live in Maine, not all stories coming out of Maine are scary. Especially ones about milk. ^^;;;; Meh heh. If you only want to hear about Stephen King stories in Maine, then you shouldn't be reading this. My guess is that you've already deserted me anyways and only clicked because of the Maine thing. *Boo-hoo!* Oh well. (Sorry if IÕm wrong about that, but IÕm very paranoid.) Arigato for at least clicking this! It's nice to know I'm not invisible!
Apocalypse of the Broom Closet - Thank you, me. I will keep up on this. And I agree, this is my best ficcie. (Isn't it creepy that I can review my own story? I even added myself to my author fave list, author alerts list, and fave stories list. Weird...)
Sage Cedar - ^_^ I thought you'd like it! Mwee hee hee... Thankies for reading! And I plan on keeping this story going for a while, Sage-chan. (I'll just call you that, okay?) ^.~ Hope you still like it later. NA NO DA!!! Oh, and there'll be more Ryuichi & Shuichi in this chappie. Aint that great? ^^;;;; Hope your mom didn't ruin your date with Travis too badly on Friday. (Tell me about it, 'cause I dun trust Cacia.)
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Chapter Two: L'eggo My Neko
=+=SHUICHI POV=+=
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU CANNOT HAVE THE KITTY!!!" squeals a random little boy.
I stare.
~ They don't allow animals on planes? ~
~ Evil JFK International Airport. ~
~ If it weren't for the milk, I'd never go to the US. ~
~ I wonder how it's going with Sakuma-san... ~
As if to answer my thought, I am glomped from behind and fall on my face.
"I got us tickets to New York, na no da! ^_^ We can go to Maine from there, ne, na no ka? Eh? Oi, Shuichi!"
~ OMINITTLEGRASPER!!! ~
~ I'm going to New York again! ~
~ ^^;;; Oh well. It's different this time. ~
~ Yup, every thing's different... ~
"I got some translation books, na no da, from that guy over there." Sakuma-san points to a creepy looking guy with a big jacket. "I forgot how to speak English. Funny, ne, na no ka?"
"Hai. ^_^ Very funny."
"^_^"
~ Sakuma-san is so cool! ~
"Oi. Come on, Shuichi. Let's get on the plane, na no da! ^_^"
Sakuma-san drags me by the arm onto the plane.
=+=YUKI POV=+=
:: Dammit. ::
:: Of all the times to get a flat tire. ::
I'm sitting in the waiting room of a piece-of-crap gas station.
:: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.... ::
"Oi! Onichan!" Tatsuha pokes me. "Daijobu ka?"
"Urusei! You're a pain in the ass."
"ONICHAN!!! You sick, incestuous, son of a bitch."
:: Oh god. ::
:: He took it the wrong way... ::
:: DAMMIT!!! ::
:: I GOT ANOTHER VISUAL!!! ::
I stood up.
"O-onichan?"
Yet again, I find myself smashing my head repeatedly on the wall.
"Um... ^^;;; People are staring..."
"Fuck people."
"You know I don't do that with people I don't know."
:: VISUAL!!! ::
I pick up the chair I was previously sitting on and bring it down on my little brother's head.
"Just shut up, dammit! You're almost as bad as Shuichi"
=+=SHUICHI POV=+=
I sit on the plane to New York with Ryuichi, when suddenly...
"ACHOO!!!"
I wipe my nose.
Sakuma-san giggles.
"Wa... Nani?"
"Achoo! Someone special's thinkin' 'bout you, na no da!" he says matter-of-factly.
~ 'Someone special?' Could it be... ~
I clasp my hands together.
"OMINITTLEGRASPER, YUKI'S THINKING ABOUT ME!!!"
"Ano... ^^;;; Shuichi, sit down, na no da. People are staring."
"Fuck people. My darling Yuki must be worried about me!"
"SHUICHI!!!" Ryuichi gets a disapproving look on his face and covers Kumagoro-kun's ears. "Watch your tongue, na no da! You know you shouldn't speak like that around Kumagoro!"
"^^;;; Ah. Hai hai. Gomen, Kumagoro-kun."
I sit down and pat Kumagoro on the head.
Sakuma-san gets his normal smile back.
I'm still getting a few stares, but who cares?
~ YUKI WAS THINKING ABOUT ME!!! ~
~ *SQUEE!!* ~
~ That must mean he loves me! ~
"He loves me, he loves me, my Yuki loves me." I chant under my breath. "He loves me, he loves me..."
Ryuichi is too busy playing patty cake with Kumagoro to notice.
"AIIIIII!!!!" squeals a young girl sitting behind me.
~ Nani? ~
"See?! See?!" she babbles to the girl next to her. "I told you, Shizu-chan! It's Shuichi and Ryuichi-sama! ^.^ *SQUEE!!* I told you it was them! But did you listen?! Nooo... You were all like, 'No way. They're just look-alikes.' But it's them! It's really them!"
"EH?! NANI?!" Shizu-chan (or whatever her name is) says back to her friend. "How do you know it's Ryuichi and Shuichi? Ryuichi is SO much hotter than that!"
~ ^^;;; I bet she's lucky he's still playing patty cake. ~
"And besides that," Shizu continues. "Have you ever seen Shuichi muttering like a psycho freak? That's a girl, anyways."
~ +^^;;; Reeeaaally... ~
"Just ask 'em! I'm sure they'll say yes!"
"Demo- Ichigo!"
~ +-_- This is getting annoying... ~ (A/N: And it takes a lot to annoy lil Shui-chan. And FYI, the +s are vein pops. Mwee hee hee...)
The Strawberry girl pokes me in the back.
"Eh? Nani?"
I turn around and pretend I didn't hear anything.
"Um... Sumimasen!" Shizu-chan blushes. "Ano..."
"Hai?"
I blink and try to look innocent. Yuki says I'm good at that...
~ And bad in bed. ~
"Um... Are you Shuichi Shindou and is that Ryuichi Sakuma?" she blurts out. "Ah... Gomen nasai."
"Daijobu, daijobu! ^^;;; Actually, no, but I get that a lot..."
"Oh. Arigato gozaimashita. Moshiwake arimasen. Um... Well... Ja." she bows her head and I turn around.
(A/N: I put in little worthless things like that and drag them out for a long time. It's one of my major flaws. Gomen. ^^;;;; *bows Sakano-to-Seguchi-style several times*)
~ Close call... ~
*Attention passengers. We will be taking off in five minutes. Please take your seats and enjoy the flight. Thank you!*
~ Yay! ~
~ ^_^ ~
~ Maine, here I come! ~
=+=YUKI POV=+=
:: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... ::
:: IÕM ONLY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES AWAY FROM THE AIRPORT AND STUCK BEHIND AN ANTI-HOMOSEXUAL PARADE!!! ::
ÒOh, the pure irony...Ó
I glare at the marching homophobes.
IÕm driving less than 2 KM/H here! (A/N: ?)
ÒEiri-san...Ó Tohma pokes me in the shoulder from the passenger seat. ÒDaijobu ka?Ó
:: OF COURSE IÕM NOT OKAY, DAMMIT!!! ::
ÒHmph. Jama Shinaide, Seguchi.Ó
ÒAh. ^^;;;; Gomen, gomen...Ó
ÒOnichan,Ó Tatsuha pokes me in the back. ::Damn, people poke me a lot... :: ÒCan I have a sandwich?Ó
ÒNANI?!Ó
I whip around and wrap my hands around his neck.
ÒEIRI-SAN!!!Ó
Tohma pulls me off of him and I start facing the road again.
ÒGr...Ó
ÒLET GO OF MY KITTY!!!Ó yells a little kid running on the sidewalk. ÒHEÕS MINE!!!! LÕEGGO A HIM!!!Ó
:: Weird... ::
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Me: Weeeee! I want everyone who reviewed last time to review this time. Okay? ^^;;; Well, my wants arenÕt my needs for makinÕ a chappie three... So, just review and tell me whatcha think and any ideas youÕve got. I hope itÕs still a good story... And sorry for extending that Shizu-chan & Ichigo scene. I get carried away in minor things a lot... Gomen. *does the Sakano bow again* Meh heh. I might put in the Bad Luck peoples later, if ya want me to. Do ya? *shrugs* I really dun care, but itÕd be fun to see K in his home nation, ne? And in New England, you can get guns almost anywhere. ItÕs REALLY creepy. ^^;;;; Well, ja ne, na no da! ^_^
Rating: PG-13 (JIK)
Pairings: Shuichi/Yuki, one-sided Tohma/Yuki Tatsuha/Ryuichi
Summary: A random Bad Luck fangirl from Maine sends Shuichi a bottle of Oakhurst milk. But when Shuichi gives some to his idol, and they try to get some more by going to the States by themselves, chaos ensues. After abandoning Yuki, the two pop stars encounter many disasters that could only happen in the US of A. The poor romance novelist follows Shuichi, knowing how much trouble he'll be in, and is forced to bring along a few extra headaches. With OC's, translations gone terribly wrong, and rabid fangirls, this trip couldn't get much weirder.
Disclaimer: I totally own this story idea, but I do not, however, own Gravitation. Which is good, for all you rabid Tohma fangirls. And if you're a Mainer, you'll most likely know what the title is for. And you'll also know, I don't own the logo or company of Oakhurst milk.
Warnings: Shounen-ai (Duh. This IS a Gravitation ficcie.) sex jokes, annoying OC's, written by an amateur writer with low self-esteem. (This is my first all Gravi multi-chappie story.)
Key: ~ Shuichi's thoughts ~ :: Yuki's thoughts ::
In response to your reviews...
Ragnarok Dragon - Yes, long live Tohma the chick. ^^;;;; I swear, you're turning into a rabid Tohma fangirl! Well, maybe not rabid, but... This is the only humor ficcie you've read in a while? Wow. I'm flattered. (I guess it helps knowing you personally, ne?) Tatsuha broke the window by jumping through it. Mwee hee hee... HOORAY FOR THE SIXTEEN YEAR OLD MONK!!! ^_^ You'll see the season & where in Maine they'll go, you impatient, angst-adicted, authoress who is better and older than me. And fer you and her, HEY ALL YOU PEOPLES READING THIS FICCIE THAT LIKE SHORT, KAWAII, SADISH, YU YU HAKUSHO STORIES!!! READ RAYNEDARK'S STORIES!!! Okies? And review too, if ya do. Back to you RD-chan. Thankies again for reading this, reviewing it, and adding to me your alert and Faves lists. You totally rock! (And arigato for letting me read Demon Diary. LONG LIVE ECLIPSE AND THE STUDENT/TEACHER RELATIONSHIPS!!! Dun forget to bring in the books on Monday.)
Alex - Daijobu! Daijobu! You're not being too bold! ^_^ Dun worry. But, I actually plan on Yuki and the others to meet up with Shuichi and Ryuichi by the time they get to Maine. Mwee hee hee... That way, Shuichi and Ryuichi can get into even more trouble! But about getting lost... It won't be in the airport, but... You'll have to read and find out! Thankies for reviewing! I hope you enjoy chappie two!
Meirv Rath - Um... I actually live in Maine, not all stories coming out of Maine are scary. Especially ones about milk. ^^;;;; Meh heh. If you only want to hear about Stephen King stories in Maine, then you shouldn't be reading this. My guess is that you've already deserted me anyways and only clicked because of the Maine thing. *Boo-hoo!* Oh well. (Sorry if IÕm wrong about that, but IÕm very paranoid.) Arigato for at least clicking this! It's nice to know I'm not invisible!
Apocalypse of the Broom Closet - Thank you, me. I will keep up on this. And I agree, this is my best ficcie. (Isn't it creepy that I can review my own story? I even added myself to my author fave list, author alerts list, and fave stories list. Weird...)
Sage Cedar - ^_^ I thought you'd like it! Mwee hee hee... Thankies for reading! And I plan on keeping this story going for a while, Sage-chan. (I'll just call you that, okay?) ^.~ Hope you still like it later. NA NO DA!!! Oh, and there'll be more Ryuichi & Shuichi in this chappie. Aint that great? ^^;;;; Hope your mom didn't ruin your date with Travis too badly on Friday. (Tell me about it, 'cause I dun trust Cacia.)
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Chapter Two: L'eggo My Neko
=+=SHUICHI POV=+=
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU CANNOT HAVE THE KITTY!!!" squeals a random little boy.
I stare.
~ They don't allow animals on planes? ~
~ Evil JFK International Airport. ~
~ If it weren't for the milk, I'd never go to the US. ~
~ I wonder how it's going with Sakuma-san... ~
As if to answer my thought, I am glomped from behind and fall on my face.
"I got us tickets to New York, na no da! ^_^ We can go to Maine from there, ne, na no ka? Eh? Oi, Shuichi!"
~ OMINITTLEGRASPER!!! ~
~ I'm going to New York again! ~
~ ^^;;; Oh well. It's different this time. ~
~ Yup, every thing's different... ~
"I got some translation books, na no da, from that guy over there." Sakuma-san points to a creepy looking guy with a big jacket. "I forgot how to speak English. Funny, ne, na no ka?"
"Hai. ^_^ Very funny."
"^_^"
~ Sakuma-san is so cool! ~
"Oi. Come on, Shuichi. Let's get on the plane, na no da! ^_^"
Sakuma-san drags me by the arm onto the plane.
=+=YUKI POV=+=
:: Dammit. ::
:: Of all the times to get a flat tire. ::
I'm sitting in the waiting room of a piece-of-crap gas station.
:: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.... ::
"Oi! Onichan!" Tatsuha pokes me. "Daijobu ka?"
"Urusei! You're a pain in the ass."
"ONICHAN!!! You sick, incestuous, son of a bitch."
:: Oh god. ::
:: He took it the wrong way... ::
:: DAMMIT!!! ::
:: I GOT ANOTHER VISUAL!!! ::
I stood up.
"O-onichan?"
Yet again, I find myself smashing my head repeatedly on the wall.
"Um... ^^;;; People are staring..."
"Fuck people."
"You know I don't do that with people I don't know."
:: VISUAL!!! ::
I pick up the chair I was previously sitting on and bring it down on my little brother's head.
"Just shut up, dammit! You're almost as bad as Shuichi"
=+=SHUICHI POV=+=
I sit on the plane to New York with Ryuichi, when suddenly...
"ACHOO!!!"
I wipe my nose.
Sakuma-san giggles.
"Wa... Nani?"
"Achoo! Someone special's thinkin' 'bout you, na no da!" he says matter-of-factly.
~ 'Someone special?' Could it be... ~
I clasp my hands together.
"OMINITTLEGRASPER, YUKI'S THINKING ABOUT ME!!!"
"Ano... ^^;;; Shuichi, sit down, na no da. People are staring."
"Fuck people. My darling Yuki must be worried about me!"
"SHUICHI!!!" Ryuichi gets a disapproving look on his face and covers Kumagoro-kun's ears. "Watch your tongue, na no da! You know you shouldn't speak like that around Kumagoro!"
"^^;;; Ah. Hai hai. Gomen, Kumagoro-kun."
I sit down and pat Kumagoro on the head.
Sakuma-san gets his normal smile back.
I'm still getting a few stares, but who cares?
~ YUKI WAS THINKING ABOUT ME!!! ~
~ *SQUEE!!* ~
~ That must mean he loves me! ~
"He loves me, he loves me, my Yuki loves me." I chant under my breath. "He loves me, he loves me..."
Ryuichi is too busy playing patty cake with Kumagoro to notice.
"AIIIIII!!!!" squeals a young girl sitting behind me.
~ Nani? ~
"See?! See?!" she babbles to the girl next to her. "I told you, Shizu-chan! It's Shuichi and Ryuichi-sama! ^.^ *SQUEE!!* I told you it was them! But did you listen?! Nooo... You were all like, 'No way. They're just look-alikes.' But it's them! It's really them!"
"EH?! NANI?!" Shizu-chan (or whatever her name is) says back to her friend. "How do you know it's Ryuichi and Shuichi? Ryuichi is SO much hotter than that!"
~ ^^;;; I bet she's lucky he's still playing patty cake. ~
"And besides that," Shizu continues. "Have you ever seen Shuichi muttering like a psycho freak? That's a girl, anyways."
~ +^^;;; Reeeaaally... ~
"Just ask 'em! I'm sure they'll say yes!"
"Demo- Ichigo!"
~ +-_- This is getting annoying... ~ (A/N: And it takes a lot to annoy lil Shui-chan. And FYI, the +s are vein pops. Mwee hee hee...)
The Strawberry girl pokes me in the back.
"Eh? Nani?"
I turn around and pretend I didn't hear anything.
"Um... Sumimasen!" Shizu-chan blushes. "Ano..."
"Hai?"
I blink and try to look innocent. Yuki says I'm good at that...
~ And bad in bed. ~
"Um... Are you Shuichi Shindou and is that Ryuichi Sakuma?" she blurts out. "Ah... Gomen nasai."
"Daijobu, daijobu! ^^;;; Actually, no, but I get that a lot..."
"Oh. Arigato gozaimashita. Moshiwake arimasen. Um... Well... Ja." she bows her head and I turn around.
(A/N: I put in little worthless things like that and drag them out for a long time. It's one of my major flaws. Gomen. ^^;;;; *bows Sakano-to-Seguchi-style several times*)
~ Close call... ~
*Attention passengers. We will be taking off in five minutes. Please take your seats and enjoy the flight. Thank you!*
~ Yay! ~
~ ^_^ ~
~ Maine, here I come! ~
=+=YUKI POV=+=
:: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... ::
:: IÕM ONLY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES AWAY FROM THE AIRPORT AND STUCK BEHIND AN ANTI-HOMOSEXUAL PARADE!!! ::
ÒOh, the pure irony...Ó
I glare at the marching homophobes.
IÕm driving less than 2 KM/H here! (A/N: ?)
ÒEiri-san...Ó Tohma pokes me in the shoulder from the passenger seat. ÒDaijobu ka?Ó
:: OF COURSE IÕM NOT OKAY, DAMMIT!!! ::
ÒHmph. Jama Shinaide, Seguchi.Ó
ÒAh. ^^;;;; Gomen, gomen...Ó
ÒOnichan,Ó Tatsuha pokes me in the back. ::Damn, people poke me a lot... :: ÒCan I have a sandwich?Ó
ÒNANI?!Ó
I whip around and wrap my hands around his neck.
ÒEIRI-SAN!!!Ó
Tohma pulls me off of him and I start facing the road again.
ÒGr...Ó
ÒLET GO OF MY KITTY!!!Ó yells a little kid running on the sidewalk. ÒHEÕS MINE!!!! LÕEGGO A HIM!!!Ó
:: Weird... ::
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Me: Weeeee! I want everyone who reviewed last time to review this time. Okay? ^^;;; Well, my wants arenÕt my needs for makinÕ a chappie three... So, just review and tell me whatcha think and any ideas youÕve got. I hope itÕs still a good story... And sorry for extending that Shizu-chan & Ichigo scene. I get carried away in minor things a lot... Gomen. *does the Sakano bow again* Meh heh. I might put in the Bad Luck peoples later, if ya want me to. Do ya? *shrugs* I really dun care, but itÕd be fun to see K in his home nation, ne? And in New England, you can get guns almost anywhere. ItÕs REALLY creepy. ^^;;;; Well, ja ne, na no da! ^_^