Title: Shuichi's Chase Of The Natural Goodness Of Maine
Rating: PG-13 (JIK)
Pairings: Shuichi/Yuki, one-sided Tohma/Yuki Tatsuha/Ryuichi
Summary: A random Bad Luck fangirl from Maine sends Shuichi a bottle of Oakhurst milk. But when Shuichi gives some to his idol, and they try to get some more by going to the States by themselves, chaos ensues. After abandoning Yuki, the two pop stars encounter many disasters that could only happen in the US of A. The poor romance novelist follows Shuichi, knowing how much trouble he'll be in, and is forced to bring along a few extra headaches. With OC's, translations gone terribly wrong, and rabid fangirls, this trip couldn't get much weirder.
Disclaimer: I totally own this story idea, but I do not, however, own Gravitation. Which is good, for all you rabid Tohma fangirls. And if you're a Mainer, you'll most likely know what the title is for. And you'll also know, I don't own the logo or company of Oakhurst milk. The lyrics in this chapter are from AnimeLyrics.Com. The song EVERYBODY SHAKE IT BUDDY doesn't belong to me. It belongs to... I don't remember. ^^;;
Warnings: Shounen-ai (Duh. This IS a Gravitation ficcie.) sex jokes, annoying OC's, written by an amateur writer with low self-esteem. (This is my first all Gravi multi-chappie story.)
Key: ~ Shuichi's thoughts ~ :: Yuki's thoughts ::
In response to your reviews...
kitty-nickle - ^^;;; Confusion is pretty normal when someone reads my stories... Nothing really important happened in that chappie anyways! A lot of my stuff is pointless. Arigato for reviewing!
Ragnarok Dragon - I thought the patty cake was a good idea... And yes, I do enjoy irony. ^_^ MWEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!! Thankies for reviewing again! FYI, I'm gonna try and update about once a week. Maybe more, maybe less. (TELL ME WHEN YA GET DEMON DIARY 7!!! *huggles Erutis plushie* HOORAY FOR THE ECLIPSE/RAENEF TEACHER/STUDENT RELATIONSHIP!!! Meh heh.)
Apocalypse of the Broom Closet - Gomen, me! *takes out a mirror & bows Sakano style* I'll be sure to put in a bit more randomness in this chappie and not have useless extended scenes. But didn't you like the part with the sandwich and kitty? I thought for sure I'd like that one... DAMN ME!!! I can't even tell what I like! *cries tears of bitterness*
Sage Cedar - *huggles* You rock, Sage-chan! ^_^ But I don't think I'll have them come to my house... Because then I'd have to write a town name and crazy stalkers would come to my house and eat my orange Pixie Stix. Waaa... But there will be a couple OC's that you'll like. One always says "Omiparker" and pats her stomach, while the other worships the Cheese Beaver and looks almost exactly like Shuichi. Meh heh. (And thankies for letting me use your computer the other night. ^^;;; You can delete the Sims family I put in there if ya want... But you gotta download the Gravi skins! Even thought they're superly deformed... ^^;;;)
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This chapter is dedicated to Yume Lullaby.
The person who has a Gravitation AU...
AND UPDATED IT!!!
*gives Yume lots of pocky*
You rock, Yume-sama!
*bows Sakano style*
Update Secret again soon!
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Chapter Three: At JFK You Got It
=+=SHUICHI POV=+=
*Nani mo mayowazuni ikite ikitaina Anata no ai wo hitorijime shite sa Naitai warattari honto ni tsukareru hibi ni Wasurechau yo kao mo deatta koro no mamesa mo*
I'm listening to Everybody Shake It Body from the FAKE movie.
It's one of my faves.
~ Tatsuha looks so much like Dee... ~
*Fui ni yobidasarete mo komaru no yo Itsumo himashiteru wakedemo naishi Mendo to inagara naishin DOKI DOKI shiteru Isogu isogu anata no moto Yappa zettai ureshinda mono*
~ And they're both bi and into guys with light brown hair... ~
*EVERYBODY! SHAKE IT BUDDY! DANCE DANCE DANCE! Chotto sunao ni natte mimasho Koyoi tsuki no shita DANCE DANCE DANCE! Zenbu yurushite odorimasho Ashita mo egao de I LOVE YOU!*
~ OMINITTLEGRASPER!!! ~
*Mayu ga umakukaketa sonna asa wa Nani ga tokubetsu na hi no yokan na no Angai tanjun konna JINKUSU shinjiteru no wa Watashi dake ja nai hazu desho Minna shigeki hoshinda mo*
~ They must be... ~
*EVERYBODY! SHAKE IT BUDDY! DANCE DANCE DANCE! Motto tsuyoku kamaete mimasho Koyoi hoshi no shita DANCE DANCE DANCE! Yagate kuru asa ga machi tooshii Ashita mo egao de I MISS YOU!*
~ POCKY!!! ~
*EVERYBODY! SHAKE IT BUDDY! DANCE DANCE DANCE! Aishiterutte wa aishiteru no Koyoi tsuki no shita DANCE DANCE DANCE! Zenbu wasurete odorimasho Ashita mo egao de I LOVE YOU!*
~ Aiya! I'm so hungry! ~
*EVERYBODY! SHAKE IT BUDDY! DANCE DANCE DANCE! Chotto sunao ni natte mimasho Koyoi tsuki no shita DANCE DANCE DANCE! Zenbu yurushite odorimasho Ashita mo egao de I LOVE YOU!*
~ I wonder if they have strawberry pocky on this plane... ~
*Ashita mo egao de I MISS YOU!*
I take off my headphones and press stop on my CD player.
Sakuma-san hunched over and chewing on Kumagoro's head.
~ Must be asleep... ^^;;; ~
"Uh... Sumimasen!"
I tug on a flight attendant's sleeve.
She looks at me.
"May I help you, sir?"
~ MEEP!!! Seguchi-sama smile! ~
I shudder and she pulls out a blanket. Don't ask me where she got it. It just came out of thin air!
"Ah, here you go sir. ^_^ You must be cold."
"Um... ^^;; Thank you, but I was actually wondering if you have any pocky..."
"I'm sorry sir, but we don't have any pocky. ^_^ We do, however, have an American snack that is quite similar."
"Eh? Na-"
She pulls two long white sticks with orange stripes on them and hands them to me.
"These are called Pixie Stix. ^_^ I do believe you will love them."
"Oh. A-Arigato gozaimashita."
~ Pixie Stix? ~
~ What a strange name... ~
~ I guess I'll save one for Sakuma-san. ~
=+=YUKI POV=+=
:: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... ::
We happen to be at the JFK International Airport, and the flight to New York has already taken off. Which means Shuichi is already on his way to the USA.
"FUCK!!!"
For the third time today, I find myself bashing my head repeatedly on a random hard surface.
This time it happens to be my brother's head. One of the hardest things in the world.
"ITAI ITAI ITAI ITAI ITAI ITAI!!! QUIT IT, ONICHAN!!!
"Urm... Eiri-san... ^^;;;" Tohma pokes me in the back.
:: Why the hell does everyone find the need to poke me?! ::
I let go of Tatsuha, who falls to the ground, quite distraught, and give Seguchi my coldest glare.
"Shut the fuck up, you Goddamn fruitcake. It's your fucking fault that we missed Shuichi and Sakuma."
"It was an accident, Eiri-san! I swear it!"
"I SUPPOSE YOUR HAND JUST HAPPENED TO FIND ITSELF ON MY ASS?!"
"Yup."
:: This brings an American song to mind... ::
:: What was it called again? ::
:: Oh yea! ::
:: I Hope You Die by the Bloodhound Gang! ::
"I hope ya flip some guy the bird, he cuts you off, and you're forced to swerve..." I mutter.
Seguchi blinks twice and sweatdrops.
"Onichan," Tatsuha is up and kind of cross-eyed. :: Oops... o_o;;; :: "Shouldn't we just get tickets for the next flight?"
"Hn. I guess."
"Great! Now let's go get some grub while Tohma-chan gets 'em!"
I shrug.
"Fine. Seguchi, tickets."
"Hai, Eiri-san."
Seguchi walks up to the ticket place.
"May I help you, ma'am?" asks the guy at the counter.
"+^^;;;"
:: Meh heh. Second time today. ::
Tatsuha and I walk off, leaving Seguchi to deal with yet another person who had mistaken him for a female.
=-=SCENE CHANGE=-=
Haven't seen Tohma for fifteen minutes.
:: Who gives a shit? ::
:: Fruitcake deserved it. ::
"I hope your Pinto begins to spin, takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran..." I mumble and drink the rest of my champagne. (A/N: That's for you, Sage-chan! ^.~)
Tatsuha blinks and sweatdrops.
=+=SHUICHI POV=+=
I feel strangely alive.
I've never felt this hyper since that time I poured three pound of sugar into Yuki's coffee and drank it.
Sakuma-san seems to be very active as well.
"KUMAGOROSAYSTHATTHESEFAERIESICKTHINGIESAREREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYAWESOMENANODAANDTHATHEREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYWANTSSHUICHISAUTOGRAPHVERYVERYVERYVERYVERYVERYVERYVERYVERYVERYMUCHNANODAANDTHATHETHINKSYUKIISAMEANIEBUMNANODAANDHECANTIMAGINEHOWTATSUHAKUNCOULDEVERBERELATEDTOHIMNANODAANDTHATHEDOESNTFINDGIRLSATRACTIVENANODAANDTHINKHEMIGHTHAVEACRUSHONOHNONANODARYUICHIALMOSTTOLDKUMAGOROSDEEPESTSECRECTIMSOSORRYNANODAIREALLYAMBADRYUICHINANODATHATSEVENWORSETHANSAYINGTHATNORIKOISACYBORGCAUSESHEPLAYSSOFASTANDGOOD!!!" (A/N: Ragnarok Dragon-chan... Sound familiar? ^^)
~ MaybeeatingthirtyofthoseFaerieStickthingieswasntsuchagoodideabutitsokaybecausenothingbadcanhappencauseKumagorowillprotectmefromalltheevilwhitefluffydogsfromhellandthepurplefluffycowsandIhaveastrangeneedforsomethingcalledHillRaindrops! ~
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Me: Check in next time to find out the result of Ryuichi & Shuichi's sugarhigh. If ya got any recommendations for what should happen on the plane or in any other part of the story, just tell me! All ideas are welcome! They won't necessarily be used, but all will be appreciated! And if you're from Maine, please tell me. The only other person from Maine who's reading this story that I know of is Sage-chan. ^_^ Ja ne, na no da!
Rating: PG-13 (JIK)
Pairings: Shuichi/Yuki, one-sided Tohma/Yuki Tatsuha/Ryuichi
Summary: A random Bad Luck fangirl from Maine sends Shuichi a bottle of Oakhurst milk. But when Shuichi gives some to his idol, and they try to get some more by going to the States by themselves, chaos ensues. After abandoning Yuki, the two pop stars encounter many disasters that could only happen in the US of A. The poor romance novelist follows Shuichi, knowing how much trouble he'll be in, and is forced to bring along a few extra headaches. With OC's, translations gone terribly wrong, and rabid fangirls, this trip couldn't get much weirder.
Disclaimer: I totally own this story idea, but I do not, however, own Gravitation. Which is good, for all you rabid Tohma fangirls. And if you're a Mainer, you'll most likely know what the title is for. And you'll also know, I don't own the logo or company of Oakhurst milk. The lyrics in this chapter are from AnimeLyrics.Com. The song EVERYBODY SHAKE IT BUDDY doesn't belong to me. It belongs to... I don't remember. ^^;;
Warnings: Shounen-ai (Duh. This IS a Gravitation ficcie.) sex jokes, annoying OC's, written by an amateur writer with low self-esteem. (This is my first all Gravi multi-chappie story.)
Key: ~ Shuichi's thoughts ~ :: Yuki's thoughts ::
In response to your reviews...
kitty-nickle - ^^;;; Confusion is pretty normal when someone reads my stories... Nothing really important happened in that chappie anyways! A lot of my stuff is pointless. Arigato for reviewing!
Ragnarok Dragon - I thought the patty cake was a good idea... And yes, I do enjoy irony. ^_^ MWEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!! Thankies for reviewing again! FYI, I'm gonna try and update about once a week. Maybe more, maybe less. (TELL ME WHEN YA GET DEMON DIARY 7!!! *huggles Erutis plushie* HOORAY FOR THE ECLIPSE/RAENEF TEACHER/STUDENT RELATIONSHIP!!! Meh heh.)
Apocalypse of the Broom Closet - Gomen, me! *takes out a mirror & bows Sakano style* I'll be sure to put in a bit more randomness in this chappie and not have useless extended scenes. But didn't you like the part with the sandwich and kitty? I thought for sure I'd like that one... DAMN ME!!! I can't even tell what I like! *cries tears of bitterness*
Sage Cedar - *huggles* You rock, Sage-chan! ^_^ But I don't think I'll have them come to my house... Because then I'd have to write a town name and crazy stalkers would come to my house and eat my orange Pixie Stix. Waaa... But there will be a couple OC's that you'll like. One always says "Omiparker" and pats her stomach, while the other worships the Cheese Beaver and looks almost exactly like Shuichi. Meh heh. (And thankies for letting me use your computer the other night. ^^;;; You can delete the Sims family I put in there if ya want... But you gotta download the Gravi skins! Even thought they're superly deformed... ^^;;;)
---
This chapter is dedicated to Yume Lullaby.
The person who has a Gravitation AU...
AND UPDATED IT!!!
*gives Yume lots of pocky*
You rock, Yume-sama!
*bows Sakano style*
Update Secret again soon!
---
Chapter Three: At JFK You Got It
=+=SHUICHI POV=+=
*Nani mo mayowazuni ikite ikitaina Anata no ai wo hitorijime shite sa Naitai warattari honto ni tsukareru hibi ni Wasurechau yo kao mo deatta koro no mamesa mo*
I'm listening to Everybody Shake It Body from the FAKE movie.
It's one of my faves.
~ Tatsuha looks so much like Dee... ~
*Fui ni yobidasarete mo komaru no yo Itsumo himashiteru wakedemo naishi Mendo to inagara naishin DOKI DOKI shiteru Isogu isogu anata no moto Yappa zettai ureshinda mono*
~ And they're both bi and into guys with light brown hair... ~
*EVERYBODY! SHAKE IT BUDDY! DANCE DANCE DANCE! Chotto sunao ni natte mimasho Koyoi tsuki no shita DANCE DANCE DANCE! Zenbu yurushite odorimasho Ashita mo egao de I LOVE YOU!*
~ OMINITTLEGRASPER!!! ~
*Mayu ga umakukaketa sonna asa wa Nani ga tokubetsu na hi no yokan na no Angai tanjun konna JINKUSU shinjiteru no wa Watashi dake ja nai hazu desho Minna shigeki hoshinda mo*
~ They must be... ~
*EVERYBODY! SHAKE IT BUDDY! DANCE DANCE DANCE! Motto tsuyoku kamaete mimasho Koyoi hoshi no shita DANCE DANCE DANCE! Yagate kuru asa ga machi tooshii Ashita mo egao de I MISS YOU!*
~ POCKY!!! ~
*EVERYBODY! SHAKE IT BUDDY! DANCE DANCE DANCE! Aishiterutte wa aishiteru no Koyoi tsuki no shita DANCE DANCE DANCE! Zenbu wasurete odorimasho Ashita mo egao de I LOVE YOU!*
~ Aiya! I'm so hungry! ~
*EVERYBODY! SHAKE IT BUDDY! DANCE DANCE DANCE! Chotto sunao ni natte mimasho Koyoi tsuki no shita DANCE DANCE DANCE! Zenbu yurushite odorimasho Ashita mo egao de I LOVE YOU!*
~ I wonder if they have strawberry pocky on this plane... ~
*Ashita mo egao de I MISS YOU!*
I take off my headphones and press stop on my CD player.
Sakuma-san hunched over and chewing on Kumagoro's head.
~ Must be asleep... ^^;;; ~
"Uh... Sumimasen!"
I tug on a flight attendant's sleeve.
She looks at me.
"May I help you, sir?"
~ MEEP!!! Seguchi-sama smile! ~
I shudder and she pulls out a blanket. Don't ask me where she got it. It just came out of thin air!
"Ah, here you go sir. ^_^ You must be cold."
"Um... ^^;; Thank you, but I was actually wondering if you have any pocky..."
"I'm sorry sir, but we don't have any pocky. ^_^ We do, however, have an American snack that is quite similar."
"Eh? Na-"
She pulls two long white sticks with orange stripes on them and hands them to me.
"These are called Pixie Stix. ^_^ I do believe you will love them."
"Oh. A-Arigato gozaimashita."
~ Pixie Stix? ~
~ What a strange name... ~
~ I guess I'll save one for Sakuma-san. ~
=+=YUKI POV=+=
:: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... ::
We happen to be at the JFK International Airport, and the flight to New York has already taken off. Which means Shuichi is already on his way to the USA.
"FUCK!!!"
For the third time today, I find myself bashing my head repeatedly on a random hard surface.
This time it happens to be my brother's head. One of the hardest things in the world.
"ITAI ITAI ITAI ITAI ITAI ITAI!!! QUIT IT, ONICHAN!!!
"Urm... Eiri-san... ^^;;;" Tohma pokes me in the back.
:: Why the hell does everyone find the need to poke me?! ::
I let go of Tatsuha, who falls to the ground, quite distraught, and give Seguchi my coldest glare.
"Shut the fuck up, you Goddamn fruitcake. It's your fucking fault that we missed Shuichi and Sakuma."
"It was an accident, Eiri-san! I swear it!"
"I SUPPOSE YOUR HAND JUST HAPPENED TO FIND ITSELF ON MY ASS?!"
"Yup."
:: This brings an American song to mind... ::
:: What was it called again? ::
:: Oh yea! ::
:: I Hope You Die by the Bloodhound Gang! ::
"I hope ya flip some guy the bird, he cuts you off, and you're forced to swerve..." I mutter.
Seguchi blinks twice and sweatdrops.
"Onichan," Tatsuha is up and kind of cross-eyed. :: Oops... o_o;;; :: "Shouldn't we just get tickets for the next flight?"
"Hn. I guess."
"Great! Now let's go get some grub while Tohma-chan gets 'em!"
I shrug.
"Fine. Seguchi, tickets."
"Hai, Eiri-san."
Seguchi walks up to the ticket place.
"May I help you, ma'am?" asks the guy at the counter.
"+^^;;;"
:: Meh heh. Second time today. ::
Tatsuha and I walk off, leaving Seguchi to deal with yet another person who had mistaken him for a female.
=-=SCENE CHANGE=-=
Haven't seen Tohma for fifteen minutes.
:: Who gives a shit? ::
:: Fruitcake deserved it. ::
"I hope your Pinto begins to spin, takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran..." I mumble and drink the rest of my champagne. (A/N: That's for you, Sage-chan! ^.~)
Tatsuha blinks and sweatdrops.
=+=SHUICHI POV=+=
I feel strangely alive.
I've never felt this hyper since that time I poured three pound of sugar into Yuki's coffee and drank it.
Sakuma-san seems to be very active as well.
"KUMAGOROSAYSTHATTHESEFAERIESICKTHINGIESAREREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYAWESOMENANODAANDTHATHEREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYWANTSSHUICHISAUTOGRAPHVERYVERYVERYVERYVERYVERYVERYVERYVERYVERYMUCHNANODAANDTHATHETHINKSYUKIISAMEANIEBUMNANODAANDHECANTIMAGINEHOWTATSUHAKUNCOULDEVERBERELATEDTOHIMNANODAANDTHATHEDOESNTFINDGIRLSATRACTIVENANODAANDTHINKHEMIGHTHAVEACRUSHONOHNONANODARYUICHIALMOSTTOLDKUMAGOROSDEEPESTSECRECTIMSOSORRYNANODAIREALLYAMBADRYUICHINANODATHATSEVENWORSETHANSAYINGTHATNORIKOISACYBORGCAUSESHEPLAYSSOFASTANDGOOD!!!" (A/N: Ragnarok Dragon-chan... Sound familiar? ^^)
~ MaybeeatingthirtyofthoseFaerieStickthingieswasntsuchagoodideabutitsokaybecausenothingbadcanhappencauseKumagorowillprotectmefromalltheevilwhitefluffydogsfromhellandthepurplefluffycowsandIhaveastrangeneedforsomethingcalledHillRaindrops! ~
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Me: Check in next time to find out the result of Ryuichi & Shuichi's sugarhigh. If ya got any recommendations for what should happen on the plane or in any other part of the story, just tell me! All ideas are welcome! They won't necessarily be used, but all will be appreciated! And if you're from Maine, please tell me. The only other person from Maine who's reading this story that I know of is Sage-chan. ^_^ Ja ne, na no da!