-A Bunch Of Songs Dedicated To Whom Else But Link-
Author's Notes: I want to thank Black Triforce and Reaka, for reviewing my little charade of song messing. I know next song is gonna be Sweet Child O' Mine, but it's going to be called Sweet Linky Of Mine. Ahhh...So many songs to mess up so little time. So any suggestions for a song to spoof with Link involved please review and mention the song's name along with the artist who sings it (Gotta give credit you know?). Until then. I will be adding more songs once I reorganize the fun lyrics. Note. All these songs are cheesy, extremely preverted (my entire fault) and incredibly lame in every way. Have a nice day.
Disclaimer: Nope, this song doesn't belong to me. It belongs to Maroon 5. So wherever you are or whatever you're doing 'Cough' screwing groupies 'Cough' please do NOT sue. I don't have much money, let's see... I got about 47 cents, that's like nothing to you, so don't sue, for the sake of me and well me.
Chapter 1: Link Will Be Screwed
Original Song Title: She Will Be Loved
Artist: Maroon 5
Rewritten By: Me, of course, but thanks to Reaka for song suggestion. Please you are warned, just like I warned you a couple of times before, do not read this if you sensitive to SEX! Ha ha ha ha ha! There I said it. No j/k, but this rewritten song, really leaves mental images, so be careful!
Zelda's a Hyrule queen of only sixteen
Link had some trouble with himself
She was always there to help him
Yet he always belonged to someone else (Author's Notes: DUH! ME! J/K)
He walked several miles and miles
And wound up at the floor
I've had done you so many times but somehow
I want more o.0
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your fan corner in the pouring rain
Look for the Hyilan with the pointy ears
Guess I'll just go to Sears
And Link will be Screwed
Link will be Screwed
Crap on his window so I knock on his door
I want to make Link feel oh so full
I know I tend to get so insecure
It doesn't matter he just wants more 0.0
It's not always fire arrows and fairy flies
It's compromise that moves us along
My heart is full and my door's always open
You can come anytime you want (Author's Notes: Come one ladies you know what that means.)
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your fan corner in the pouring rain
Look for the Hyilan with the pointy ears
Guess I'll just go to Sears
And Link will be Screwed
Link will be Screwed
And Link will be Screwed
And Link will be Screwed
I know where you hide
Hey man, look in the tunic it's inside
Know all of the things that make you who you are
I know that fangirls will try to take it all
Comes back and begs me to smack him if it gets small (Wink, Wink)
Crap on his window so I knock on his door
He wants to make you feel oh so full
Link Will Be Screwed (repeated)
Please don't don't say you're Bi, cause he's all mine.
Preverted errr.... Composer's Notes: Well I really have nothing to say here, except, REVIEW! REVIEW IF YOU WANT ME TO KEEP ON WRITING MORE LINKY SON, AND OH YEAH SEND IN SONGS THAT I COULD WRITE ABOUT! (Sits there panting.) Okay then, until next song! One question though, please tell me if I should rate it R? It does have preverted stuff in it, so I wanna know.
Author's Notes: I want to thank Black Triforce and Reaka, for reviewing my little charade of song messing. I know next song is gonna be Sweet Child O' Mine, but it's going to be called Sweet Linky Of Mine. Ahhh...So many songs to mess up so little time. So any suggestions for a song to spoof with Link involved please review and mention the song's name along with the artist who sings it (Gotta give credit you know?). Until then. I will be adding more songs once I reorganize the fun lyrics. Note. All these songs are cheesy, extremely preverted (my entire fault) and incredibly lame in every way. Have a nice day.
Disclaimer: Nope, this song doesn't belong to me. It belongs to Maroon 5. So wherever you are or whatever you're doing 'Cough' screwing groupies 'Cough' please do NOT sue. I don't have much money, let's see... I got about 47 cents, that's like nothing to you, so don't sue, for the sake of me and well me.
Chapter 1: Link Will Be Screwed
Original Song Title: She Will Be Loved
Artist: Maroon 5
Rewritten By: Me, of course, but thanks to Reaka for song suggestion. Please you are warned, just like I warned you a couple of times before, do not read this if you sensitive to SEX! Ha ha ha ha ha! There I said it. No j/k, but this rewritten song, really leaves mental images, so be careful!
Zelda's a Hyrule queen of only sixteen
Link had some trouble with himself
She was always there to help him
Yet he always belonged to someone else (Author's Notes: DUH! ME! J/K)
He walked several miles and miles
And wound up at the floor
I've had done you so many times but somehow
I want more o.0
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your fan corner in the pouring rain
Look for the Hyilan with the pointy ears
Guess I'll just go to Sears
And Link will be Screwed
Link will be Screwed
Crap on his window so I knock on his door
I want to make Link feel oh so full
I know I tend to get so insecure
It doesn't matter he just wants more 0.0
It's not always fire arrows and fairy flies
It's compromise that moves us along
My heart is full and my door's always open
You can come anytime you want (Author's Notes: Come one ladies you know what that means.)
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your fan corner in the pouring rain
Look for the Hyilan with the pointy ears
Guess I'll just go to Sears
And Link will be Screwed
Link will be Screwed
And Link will be Screwed
And Link will be Screwed
I know where you hide
Hey man, look in the tunic it's inside
Know all of the things that make you who you are
I know that fangirls will try to take it all
Comes back and begs me to smack him if it gets small (Wink, Wink)
Crap on his window so I knock on his door
He wants to make you feel oh so full
Link Will Be Screwed (repeated)
Please don't don't say you're Bi, cause he's all mine.
Preverted errr.... Composer's Notes: Well I really have nothing to say here, except, REVIEW! REVIEW IF YOU WANT ME TO KEEP ON WRITING MORE LINKY SON, AND OH YEAH SEND IN SONGS THAT I COULD WRITE ABOUT! (Sits there panting.) Okay then, until next song! One question though, please tell me if I should rate it R? It does have preverted stuff in it, so I wanna know.