-A Bunch Of Songs Dedicated To Whom Else But Link-
Author's Notes: Yay! Third song of mockery. I'm having sooooo much fun. I wanna thank InsaneCrazyGirl for reviewing my story. As for song selections, here are the upcoming songs. 'Maybe Katie' by the Barenaked Ladies, 'All The Small Things' by Blink 182 and 'Janie's Got A Gun' by Aerosmith. Thanks to Reaka's, Black Triforce's and InsaneCrazyGirl's suggestions. So any suggestions for a song to spoof with Link involved please review and mention the song's name along with the artist who sings it (Gotta give credit you know?). Until then. I will be adding more songs once I reorganize the fun lyrics. Note: All these songs are cheesy, extremely perverted (my entire fault) and incredibly lame in every way.
Disclaimer: Now, here's a band that I truly want to get sued by. No kidding. I mean they have the finest guy on Earth no not Link, Axl Rose. But now's he's like ugly so what's the point? But if you recall back in the 80's he was pretty damn hot! He looked like Link. So if you're reading this Guns 'N' Roses (Which I highly doubt), I only used this song as a way of entertainment, and you Axl to come and fu- Err… Just don't sue you guys.
Chapter 3- Sweet Linky 'O Mine
Original Song title: Sweet Child 'O Mine
Artist: The ever so rocking band! Guns 'N' Roses
Rewritten By: "Duh!" Me!
Hey Special Appearance By: SHEIK!!! (Just for all you Shiek fans out there.)
Location: A auditorium, somewhere in Hyrule, About 100,000 fans start filling up the stage screaming and cursing for the show to start.
(Awesome Guitar Riff Opening. Here she is the author, in tight leather pants and a 'I Heart Link' shirt with a microphone in one hand and a sword in her other (I donno?) And a man dressed in white clothing, is behind her playing the guitar. I wonder who it is?)
La-La-La-La-La-La… Link-La.
Link's got a smile that it seems to me
Just a look at him naked and then you'll see
Where everything
Was as fresh as the Hyilan sky-y-y-y
Now and then when I see Link's face
Just looking at him makes me lose my pace
And if I stared too long
I'd probably break down and cry
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, W-Whoa, Sweet Linky 'O Mine
Who-o-o-o-a
Sweet Link of mine
(Yet another awesome as Sheik plays the electric guitar with the author.) [Hey a girl can dream right?]
He's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I hate to look into those eyes
So at times I ask if I am insane (My doctor says I am. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT DR. KNOW-IT-ALL I AIN'T. SO WHY DON'T YOU F&(K OFF BEFORE YOU DO YOU'RE A &%&%&%&%$$%$&%&$%&% FOR TELLING ME THAT!)
Link's hair reminds me
of a Ganondorf's place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder
And the rain
To quietly make Link all MINE! (MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ALL MINE!)
Whoa-a-a-a-a- Sweet Linky 'O Mine
W-w-w-w-hoa Sweet Link of mine
(Another Guitar solo, as now Shiek, rips off his white shirt, and shows off every hot muscle in his shirt. DAMN! HOW SEXY IS THAT? Right about now every girl reading this and everyone in the audience has a nosebleed, including a few guys? 0.0 Whatever. I just keep singing while I look at Shiek, uncontrollably gazing at his hot body.)
Where do we go
Where do we go now
Ahhhhhhhhh! Ah!
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhoa! Yeah Link!
Link Link Link Link!
Where do we go
Sweet Linky 'O Mine
Yes, Link let's go the be-
(Everyone in the audience turns dead quiet, even Shiek stops playing his sexy guitar. I turn around, and there is Link! I faint, and Link picks up the microphone, as of NOW EVERYONE EITHER READING THIS, OR THAT IS IN THE AUDIENCE HAS A NOSEBLEED AND FAINTS, ALL EXCEPT LINK.)
0.o "Huh? Did I do something?" Linky just shrugs and leaves off.
Guns 'N' Roses Groupie, Errr…. Composer's Notes: Sorry guys, I always wanted to do Sweet Link 'O Mine spoof, next songs are what I mentioned above. The song was kind short so I decided to put Sheik as a special appearance. So here's another favor from you guys. Tell me whom do you want to make more special appearances? For future use.