A/N: Okay, the shout-outs are at the end because there is over four pages
of them...in fact there's 1,313 words worth of Shout outs... count
'em...I'm right... Well, please enjoy this chapter then review again.
Chapter 7
Sarah looked around to the Newsies, until she happened to see David making out with Pie Eater.
"DAVID REVREN JACOBS! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" Sarah screamed as Davey turned to look at her.
"The same thing I was doing when you came in." Davey answered grinning.
"The young Italian felt that he had been quiet for too long, so he decided to mock Sarah, in accordance to the prophecy." Itey said grinning.
Mush looked at him, "Where were you?"
"The young boy grinned, I was here the inter time...I was just hiding under a blanket and whispering, in accordance to the prophecy."
"Itey, you're a moron." Jack said grinning.
"That's why you love me, said Itey smiling," Itey said smiling before kissing Jack, "He then kissed Jack, in accordance to the prophecy."
Dutchy suddenly looked around; however, he still hadn't gotten dressed; and said "It's my turn isn't it?"
Everyone nodded.
Dutchy grinned, "Well, Sarah, I dare you to...um..."
Sarah put her hands on her hips, "Don't I get a choice of truth OR dare?"
Dutchy sighed, "Do you want a truth or a dare?"
Sarah stopped and stared into space for a few minutes. "Dare."
"The young Italian secretly hoped that he would dare her to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge, in accordance to the prophecy."
Jack hit Itey, "Be nice!"
Itey kissed Jack. "I am nice!" Jack looked at him and cocked an eyebrow. "I mean I am nice said the angel of a newsie who was always nice to everyone after he kissed Jack, in accordance to the prophecy."
"Okay, as I was saying, I dare you to shave your head." Dutchy grinned.
All eyes turned to Dutchy.
"The sexy young Italian turned with his friends to look at the crazy one with blonde hair, wondering what the hell he was thinking, in accordance to the prophecy." Itey said.
"Well, you see...it's always been my secret dream to have the longest most beautiful hair in New York, and it just so happens that Sarah's was voted number one most beautiful head of hair, and I was number two...so if she shaves her head I'll be number one and my dream will come true." Dutchy said trying to look serious.
"The young Italian was very offended over the fact he hadn't heard about that survey...and that he wasn't number one, in accordance to the prophecy."
Specs laughed as he playfully pushed Dutchy, "There was no such survey...why did you REALLY dare her to shave her head?"
Dutchy grinned, "I thought it would be funny."
Sarah's mouth dropped, "Hasn't enough bad things happened to me?"
"Look on the bright side Sarah, you still have us." Mush said grinning.
Blink leaned over to him, "That isn't a good thing Mushy."
"Oh..." Mush looked at Sarah upset.
Sarah stood up, "Okay, I'll do it, but where am I going to find a razor?"
Dutchy grinned, "Jack, can you use your razor?"
"Hell no! That thing touched my face!" Jack said as Itey laughed.
"The sexy young man who had a fancy collection of razors and knifes under his bed smiled, 'she can use one of mine' he said in accordance to the prophecy."
Snitch laughed under his breath as Itey went to go get a razor.
"WHO TOOK MY SHARP POINTY THINGS?!" Itey screamed forgetting about his dare, until Jack threw a pillow at his head. "THE PISSED OFF ITALIAN SAID IN ACCORDANCE TO THE DAMN PROPHECY!!!"
Snitch laughed again, "Don't you mean my sharp pointy objects?"
Itey ran over to Snitch. "WHERE ARE THEY? HE SCREAMED IN ACCORDANCE TO THE PROPHECY!"
Skittery stepped in front of Snitch, "Why don't you try NOT yelling at Snitch, and asking nicely?"
Itey glared at him, "Itey glared, 'Get out of my way Pinky.' He said in accordance to the prophecy."
Snitch snuck away from behind Skittery and came back carrying a pile of cigar boxes. "Geez, Itey, it was just a joke...you always think it's funny when I do it to other people."
Itey grinned as he started counting his knifes and mumbling there names and in accordance to the prophecy every so often.
Dutch grinned, "Can we use one Itey...please?"
Itey looked up to him, "The young Italian handed the German kid who was wrongly named Dutchy a knife. 'This one's named Jack, he's the sharpest,' He said in accordance to the prophecy."
Jack stared at Itey, "You named a knife after me?"
Itey grinned, " Itey turned to Jack and said, 'Don't be silly, you were named after my knife.' In accordance to the prophecy." Itey kissed Jack quickly.
"You know, I'd hit ya if you wasn't so dead sexy." Jack said laughing.
"The young Italian smiled, it was true he was dead sexy because it was in accordance to the prophecy."
Meanwhile, Dutchy, Blink, Mush, Specs, and Sarah had migrated into the other room to begin shaving her head,
"Um...have any of you ever cut hair before?" Dutchy asked, holding out the sharp knife.
"I have." Blink said.
"Really? Do you wanna cute Sarah's hair off?" Dutchy asked.
Blink laughed and pointed to his eye-patch, "That's what happened last time I cut my hair with Jack the knife."
Mush shook his head, obviously very confused, "I thought you said you fell out of the second story window of your house when you were little and landed on a rosebush, Kid."
Blink laughed, "That's because that is what happened. I just like to lie...now do you want me to cut off the hair?"
Dutchy shook his head, "Sarah, who do you want to do it?"
"Mush. He seems to be the nicest out of all of you."
Mush beamed, "She thinks I'm the nicest Kid."
"That's because you are." Blink said, Dutchy and Specs nodded in agreement.
"Okay, then let me see the knife...um...I mean 'Jack'." Mush said still smiling.
Fifteen minutes later...
Blink, Specs, and Dutchy walked out of the washroom laughing hysterically. Followed closely by Mush.
"Guys! I did a good job! And heck, it was only my first time!" Mush complained.
David smiled, "Let's see your masterpiece Mush."
Mush beamed once more, "See Kid, he has faith in me."
Blink laughed, "I would have faith in you too...but I've seen it."
Mush pouted, "You hate me don't you Kid?"
Blink laughed as he kissed Mush's forehead, "Of course not Mushy, now call Sarah out."
Mush grinned, "SARAH COME OUT!"
Sarah came out with a towel around her head.
"Come on Sarah, take it off." Jack said grinning.
"No! That thing slaughtered my hair!" Sarah said pointing at Mush.
Dutchy laughed, "I seem to remember that you chose him to cut your hair."
Sarah sighed as she removed the towel, to show several bald parts, lots of short spots, and some places that hadn't even been cut. "See what I mean?"
All of the newsies began to laugh as hard as they could.
"The young Italian smiled as he said, 'Don't worry Sarah...it's not that bad!' in accordance to the prophecy." Itey said in between laughs.
Sarah scowled, "Pie Eater, Truth or Dare?"
A/N: YAY for cliffhangers!
Shout Outs
Sage1899- I love Itey...but I think that might be because my little sister talks about him non-stop...but, ya know, he's awesome. Hehe, Race is like the sexiest isn't he? But ya know it sucks that Max Casella is only 5'3" and that the is 19 years, 6 months, and 21 days older than me. (I'm not obsessed am I?)
Racey!Muse: Thanks for the mouthwash...but I kinda ran out...and mean Spot won't let me clean my mouth with acid...
Spot!Muse: ::smacks Race:: Shut up, Racey!
Hehe, aren't lovers quarrels so great? Jonathan is possessed by the devil! I swear he is...have you ever noticed those looks he gives people. ::shives:: he gives me nightmares! And he is a HUGE perv! I don't know where I was going with the whole Mush and Dutchy German thing...I was just learning about the Massachusetts Dutch...and they were German...so I was like, "Dude, what if Dutchy was German? And all my life loving Newsies I've been living a lie?" It was a life changing experience that had no importance what so ever. And...well...I had had Mush speaking German before because I learnt that cool thing in German...so ya, I'm just like crazy. Yes, you can kill Sarah whenever you want...as long as I get to help. Well, thanks for the review!
Soaker- Well, Itey and Jack magically disappeared into the little closet under the floorboard, lol...sorry, I'm just going crazy ya know. I feel very sorry for my German Dutchy too...I can't believe I did that to him.
Mush!Muse: How is your Donkey doing? Has Spot kicked it lately?
Racey!Muse: Dude, do you just take everything the wrong way?
Mush!Muse: Not everything...just almost everything.
Well, thanks for the review. I really loved reading it.
BrooklynGrl- Hehe, Your so lucky! I wish that I was German...but I am English...so I guess that is cool too. Hey look on the bright side! At least Detention was only a week long, right?
Itey!Muse: ::singing:: Always look on the bright side of life, du du du du du du du...
Okay, just a word from the not so wise...never let and Itey!Muses listen to music from Monty Python...because they don't stop singing it! Or then again that could always just be my muse. Wowie, I love cliffhangers too, because ya know its just so much harder to write the next chapter without on in the chapter before. Thanks for the review.
Shadowlands- DUDE! You're making a duct-tape hat?? I have duct-tape sandels that I wear to school whenever it isn't snowing...ya know duct-tape doesn't really keep your feet warm for some reason. I know that the whole German thing had nothing to do with anything...but what fun would it have been if it did make sense? Well, thanks for the review, and I will try to keep them pointless for ya.
Racey!Muse: coughonlybecauseshedoesn'thaveaplotcough
::glares at Racey!Muse:: Be nice before I make you kiss Oscar again.
Dakota-Jones- I'll try to do something drastic to bring them all in...Although I don't know who Davey should be with...maybe Denton... Well, I've already decided that the token straight guy was Kloppman. So see I'm not a bad person am I? Dutchy and Specs are so cute, although I have to admit that it was your big brother story that made me fall in love with them. Well, thanks for the review!
Obsessed wit' Aaron Lohr- ...
Itey!Muse: Sorry, but Ele refuses to give you a shout out...so Mush!Mush and I will give it to you instead.
Mush!Muse: I did get into your candy...but Snitch snitched it for me...he said you should have locked the safe with a dozen more locks, if you didn't want anyone to get into it.
Snitch!Muse: No, that's how I got into Blink's stash...I just got hers out of a sock.
Mush!Muse: Ewww...I ate sock candy? Eww...
Blink!Muse: Wait! My candy? But you should only steal Ani's candy...I mean I only have one eye! So I deserve my candy!
Racey!Muse: And what did you dress up as this year?
Blink!Muse: Captain Jack Sparrow...a pirate!
Mush!Muse: And you were a sexy pirate.
Racey!Muse: I think I need some eyewash soon!
Itey!Muse: Well, I'm glad you love me, because I do to! Well, thank you for the review.
SpecsGlasses- I'm sorry! I forgot to put Itey in the last chapter! And like almost everyone pointed that out.
Itey!Muse: ::singing:: When you're feeling in the dumps, don't be silly chumps, just put your lips together and whistle.
Snitch!Muse: ::singing:: Always look on the bright side of life. ::whistles::
All!muses: ::singing:: Always look on the bright side of death!::whistles::
OMG!!! No more Monty Python for you muses! Gosh, that was how I got them not to go on strike...maybe my sanity would be better with them on strike...I mean that would mean dancing...and singing non-Monty Python songs...
Itey!Muse: She's A witch!
Jack!Muse: How do you know she is?
Itey!Muse: Because she looks like one!
Snitch!Muse: And she turned me into a newt!
Jack!muse: A newt?
Snitch!Muse: Well, I got better.
My Muses need a good healthy strike...for my sake, don't you agree? My story makes you wee? LOL! I know, I thought the whole German thing was too good not to be in a story.
Skittery!Muse: ::talking on phone:: Yes, yeah, yeah, NO! Yeah, yeah, yeah... ::looks at bottom of shoe:: 12 ½, yeah, yeah, yeah...
~five hours later~
Dutchy!muse: ::talking on the phone:: Yes, yeah, yeah, NO! Yeah, yeah, yeah... hold on... ::whispers something to Specs::
Specs!Muse: ::looks at bottom of foot, isn't wearing shoes...but 8 ½ is written with sharpie marker::
Dutchy!Muse: 8 ½..
Well, thanks for the review! Oh, btw, no more Monty Python for my Muses...
Jack!Muse: WHAT! WE NEED TO STRIKE!
Itey!Muse: I mean what is there to lose? I mean you come from nothing, and you're going back to nothing, so what do you lose? NUFFIN!
O_o Long shout out.
Ginny Jake- I'm so sorry about your bad metal images! I really am!
Spot!Muse: ::dressed up as a sailor:: Do I have to?
Yup (
Spot!Muse: ::gives her a rose::
Hehe, thanks for the review.
Plaidly Lush- Davey does deserve someone...I'll try to put him with someone... Sorry that my shout-outs are longer than my chapters...it's just that um... ::mimics Jack's hand movements::
David!Muse: We, Muses, Don't know how to shut up?
Ya, that's it... Well, thanks for the review!
Liams Kitten- What is it with Muses and becoming insanely crazy? I mean mine are obsessed with Monty Python and Young Frankenstein... Although, I think that your Dutchy!Muse's thing with hangers is worse... Eww...Specs keeps them? Eww... Well, Computers and Calculators are possessed by the devil...incase you don't know. It is a conspiracy! I mean Dutchy does look german! Dude! What if he's really like Russian or something? His whole life is a lie!
Dutchy!Muse: Why does everyone talk about me like I'm not here?
Specs!Muse: Just pretend like you aren't.
Dutch!Muse: Okay.
Well, where was I? Oh yes...Jonathan gives me nightmares now... he's evil... Turkey... We always name our turkey's Oscar...does that mean that Oscar is a turkey? That's so sad when your Mush Muse is being mean to you. But don't worry, at least they aren't on strike. ::glares at Muses:: I loved you diagram... It really helped me out a lot. Now I want to burn all of my hangers for some odd reason... Whoa! Do they use your hangers?
Spot!Muse: ::still in Sailor suit hands her a pile of new hangers:: Just don't let him shove them down his pants, and be careful, because, dude...I'm starting to think that Mush is going to be next.
LoL I think my shout-outs were longer than the chapter again...but oh well.
Itey!Muse: ::About to quote Monty Python::
Racey!Muse: ::tackles him to the ground duct-taping his mouth shut::
Thank you Racey...and thank you Liams Kitten for the review!
Chapter 7
Sarah looked around to the Newsies, until she happened to see David making out with Pie Eater.
"DAVID REVREN JACOBS! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" Sarah screamed as Davey turned to look at her.
"The same thing I was doing when you came in." Davey answered grinning.
"The young Italian felt that he had been quiet for too long, so he decided to mock Sarah, in accordance to the prophecy." Itey said grinning.
Mush looked at him, "Where were you?"
"The young boy grinned, I was here the inter time...I was just hiding under a blanket and whispering, in accordance to the prophecy."
"Itey, you're a moron." Jack said grinning.
"That's why you love me, said Itey smiling," Itey said smiling before kissing Jack, "He then kissed Jack, in accordance to the prophecy."
Dutchy suddenly looked around; however, he still hadn't gotten dressed; and said "It's my turn isn't it?"
Everyone nodded.
Dutchy grinned, "Well, Sarah, I dare you to...um..."
Sarah put her hands on her hips, "Don't I get a choice of truth OR dare?"
Dutchy sighed, "Do you want a truth or a dare?"
Sarah stopped and stared into space for a few minutes. "Dare."
"The young Italian secretly hoped that he would dare her to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge, in accordance to the prophecy."
Jack hit Itey, "Be nice!"
Itey kissed Jack. "I am nice!" Jack looked at him and cocked an eyebrow. "I mean I am nice said the angel of a newsie who was always nice to everyone after he kissed Jack, in accordance to the prophecy."
"Okay, as I was saying, I dare you to shave your head." Dutchy grinned.
All eyes turned to Dutchy.
"The sexy young Italian turned with his friends to look at the crazy one with blonde hair, wondering what the hell he was thinking, in accordance to the prophecy." Itey said.
"Well, you see...it's always been my secret dream to have the longest most beautiful hair in New York, and it just so happens that Sarah's was voted number one most beautiful head of hair, and I was number two...so if she shaves her head I'll be number one and my dream will come true." Dutchy said trying to look serious.
"The young Italian was very offended over the fact he hadn't heard about that survey...and that he wasn't number one, in accordance to the prophecy."
Specs laughed as he playfully pushed Dutchy, "There was no such survey...why did you REALLY dare her to shave her head?"
Dutchy grinned, "I thought it would be funny."
Sarah's mouth dropped, "Hasn't enough bad things happened to me?"
"Look on the bright side Sarah, you still have us." Mush said grinning.
Blink leaned over to him, "That isn't a good thing Mushy."
"Oh..." Mush looked at Sarah upset.
Sarah stood up, "Okay, I'll do it, but where am I going to find a razor?"
Dutchy grinned, "Jack, can you use your razor?"
"Hell no! That thing touched my face!" Jack said as Itey laughed.
"The sexy young man who had a fancy collection of razors and knifes under his bed smiled, 'she can use one of mine' he said in accordance to the prophecy."
Snitch laughed under his breath as Itey went to go get a razor.
"WHO TOOK MY SHARP POINTY THINGS?!" Itey screamed forgetting about his dare, until Jack threw a pillow at his head. "THE PISSED OFF ITALIAN SAID IN ACCORDANCE TO THE DAMN PROPHECY!!!"
Snitch laughed again, "Don't you mean my sharp pointy objects?"
Itey ran over to Snitch. "WHERE ARE THEY? HE SCREAMED IN ACCORDANCE TO THE PROPHECY!"
Skittery stepped in front of Snitch, "Why don't you try NOT yelling at Snitch, and asking nicely?"
Itey glared at him, "Itey glared, 'Get out of my way Pinky.' He said in accordance to the prophecy."
Snitch snuck away from behind Skittery and came back carrying a pile of cigar boxes. "Geez, Itey, it was just a joke...you always think it's funny when I do it to other people."
Itey grinned as he started counting his knifes and mumbling there names and in accordance to the prophecy every so often.
Dutch grinned, "Can we use one Itey...please?"
Itey looked up to him, "The young Italian handed the German kid who was wrongly named Dutchy a knife. 'This one's named Jack, he's the sharpest,' He said in accordance to the prophecy."
Jack stared at Itey, "You named a knife after me?"
Itey grinned, " Itey turned to Jack and said, 'Don't be silly, you were named after my knife.' In accordance to the prophecy." Itey kissed Jack quickly.
"You know, I'd hit ya if you wasn't so dead sexy." Jack said laughing.
"The young Italian smiled, it was true he was dead sexy because it was in accordance to the prophecy."
Meanwhile, Dutchy, Blink, Mush, Specs, and Sarah had migrated into the other room to begin shaving her head,
"Um...have any of you ever cut hair before?" Dutchy asked, holding out the sharp knife.
"I have." Blink said.
"Really? Do you wanna cute Sarah's hair off?" Dutchy asked.
Blink laughed and pointed to his eye-patch, "That's what happened last time I cut my hair with Jack the knife."
Mush shook his head, obviously very confused, "I thought you said you fell out of the second story window of your house when you were little and landed on a rosebush, Kid."
Blink laughed, "That's because that is what happened. I just like to lie...now do you want me to cut off the hair?"
Dutchy shook his head, "Sarah, who do you want to do it?"
"Mush. He seems to be the nicest out of all of you."
Mush beamed, "She thinks I'm the nicest Kid."
"That's because you are." Blink said, Dutchy and Specs nodded in agreement.
"Okay, then let me see the knife...um...I mean 'Jack'." Mush said still smiling.
Fifteen minutes later...
Blink, Specs, and Dutchy walked out of the washroom laughing hysterically. Followed closely by Mush.
"Guys! I did a good job! And heck, it was only my first time!" Mush complained.
David smiled, "Let's see your masterpiece Mush."
Mush beamed once more, "See Kid, he has faith in me."
Blink laughed, "I would have faith in you too...but I've seen it."
Mush pouted, "You hate me don't you Kid?"
Blink laughed as he kissed Mush's forehead, "Of course not Mushy, now call Sarah out."
Mush grinned, "SARAH COME OUT!"
Sarah came out with a towel around her head.
"Come on Sarah, take it off." Jack said grinning.
"No! That thing slaughtered my hair!" Sarah said pointing at Mush.
Dutchy laughed, "I seem to remember that you chose him to cut your hair."
Sarah sighed as she removed the towel, to show several bald parts, lots of short spots, and some places that hadn't even been cut. "See what I mean?"
All of the newsies began to laugh as hard as they could.
"The young Italian smiled as he said, 'Don't worry Sarah...it's not that bad!' in accordance to the prophecy." Itey said in between laughs.
Sarah scowled, "Pie Eater, Truth or Dare?"
A/N: YAY for cliffhangers!
Shout Outs
Sage1899- I love Itey...but I think that might be because my little sister talks about him non-stop...but, ya know, he's awesome. Hehe, Race is like the sexiest isn't he? But ya know it sucks that Max Casella is only 5'3" and that the is 19 years, 6 months, and 21 days older than me. (I'm not obsessed am I?)
Racey!Muse: Thanks for the mouthwash...but I kinda ran out...and mean Spot won't let me clean my mouth with acid...
Spot!Muse: ::smacks Race:: Shut up, Racey!
Hehe, aren't lovers quarrels so great? Jonathan is possessed by the devil! I swear he is...have you ever noticed those looks he gives people. ::shives:: he gives me nightmares! And he is a HUGE perv! I don't know where I was going with the whole Mush and Dutchy German thing...I was just learning about the Massachusetts Dutch...and they were German...so I was like, "Dude, what if Dutchy was German? And all my life loving Newsies I've been living a lie?" It was a life changing experience that had no importance what so ever. And...well...I had had Mush speaking German before because I learnt that cool thing in German...so ya, I'm just like crazy. Yes, you can kill Sarah whenever you want...as long as I get to help. Well, thanks for the review!
Soaker- Well, Itey and Jack magically disappeared into the little closet under the floorboard, lol...sorry, I'm just going crazy ya know. I feel very sorry for my German Dutchy too...I can't believe I did that to him.
Mush!Muse: How is your Donkey doing? Has Spot kicked it lately?
Racey!Muse: Dude, do you just take everything the wrong way?
Mush!Muse: Not everything...just almost everything.
Well, thanks for the review. I really loved reading it.
BrooklynGrl- Hehe, Your so lucky! I wish that I was German...but I am English...so I guess that is cool too. Hey look on the bright side! At least Detention was only a week long, right?
Itey!Muse: ::singing:: Always look on the bright side of life, du du du du du du du...
Okay, just a word from the not so wise...never let and Itey!Muses listen to music from Monty Python...because they don't stop singing it! Or then again that could always just be my muse. Wowie, I love cliffhangers too, because ya know its just so much harder to write the next chapter without on in the chapter before. Thanks for the review.
Shadowlands- DUDE! You're making a duct-tape hat?? I have duct-tape sandels that I wear to school whenever it isn't snowing...ya know duct-tape doesn't really keep your feet warm for some reason. I know that the whole German thing had nothing to do with anything...but what fun would it have been if it did make sense? Well, thanks for the review, and I will try to keep them pointless for ya.
Racey!Muse: coughonlybecauseshedoesn'thaveaplotcough
::glares at Racey!Muse:: Be nice before I make you kiss Oscar again.
Dakota-Jones- I'll try to do something drastic to bring them all in...Although I don't know who Davey should be with...maybe Denton... Well, I've already decided that the token straight guy was Kloppman. So see I'm not a bad person am I? Dutchy and Specs are so cute, although I have to admit that it was your big brother story that made me fall in love with them. Well, thanks for the review!
Obsessed wit' Aaron Lohr- ...
Itey!Muse: Sorry, but Ele refuses to give you a shout out...so Mush!Mush and I will give it to you instead.
Mush!Muse: I did get into your candy...but Snitch snitched it for me...he said you should have locked the safe with a dozen more locks, if you didn't want anyone to get into it.
Snitch!Muse: No, that's how I got into Blink's stash...I just got hers out of a sock.
Mush!Muse: Ewww...I ate sock candy? Eww...
Blink!Muse: Wait! My candy? But you should only steal Ani's candy...I mean I only have one eye! So I deserve my candy!
Racey!Muse: And what did you dress up as this year?
Blink!Muse: Captain Jack Sparrow...a pirate!
Mush!Muse: And you were a sexy pirate.
Racey!Muse: I think I need some eyewash soon!
Itey!Muse: Well, I'm glad you love me, because I do to! Well, thank you for the review.
SpecsGlasses- I'm sorry! I forgot to put Itey in the last chapter! And like almost everyone pointed that out.
Itey!Muse: ::singing:: When you're feeling in the dumps, don't be silly chumps, just put your lips together and whistle.
Snitch!Muse: ::singing:: Always look on the bright side of life. ::whistles::
All!muses: ::singing:: Always look on the bright side of death!::whistles::
OMG!!! No more Monty Python for you muses! Gosh, that was how I got them not to go on strike...maybe my sanity would be better with them on strike...I mean that would mean dancing...and singing non-Monty Python songs...
Itey!Muse: She's A witch!
Jack!Muse: How do you know she is?
Itey!Muse: Because she looks like one!
Snitch!Muse: And she turned me into a newt!
Jack!muse: A newt?
Snitch!Muse: Well, I got better.
My Muses need a good healthy strike...for my sake, don't you agree? My story makes you wee? LOL! I know, I thought the whole German thing was too good not to be in a story.
Skittery!Muse: ::talking on phone:: Yes, yeah, yeah, NO! Yeah, yeah, yeah... ::looks at bottom of shoe:: 12 ½, yeah, yeah, yeah...
~five hours later~
Dutchy!muse: ::talking on the phone:: Yes, yeah, yeah, NO! Yeah, yeah, yeah... hold on... ::whispers something to Specs::
Specs!Muse: ::looks at bottom of foot, isn't wearing shoes...but 8 ½ is written with sharpie marker::
Dutchy!Muse: 8 ½..
Well, thanks for the review! Oh, btw, no more Monty Python for my Muses...
Jack!Muse: WHAT! WE NEED TO STRIKE!
Itey!Muse: I mean what is there to lose? I mean you come from nothing, and you're going back to nothing, so what do you lose? NUFFIN!
O_o Long shout out.
Ginny Jake- I'm so sorry about your bad metal images! I really am!
Spot!Muse: ::dressed up as a sailor:: Do I have to?
Yup (
Spot!Muse: ::gives her a rose::
Hehe, thanks for the review.
Plaidly Lush- Davey does deserve someone...I'll try to put him with someone... Sorry that my shout-outs are longer than my chapters...it's just that um... ::mimics Jack's hand movements::
David!Muse: We, Muses, Don't know how to shut up?
Ya, that's it... Well, thanks for the review!
Liams Kitten- What is it with Muses and becoming insanely crazy? I mean mine are obsessed with Monty Python and Young Frankenstein... Although, I think that your Dutchy!Muse's thing with hangers is worse... Eww...Specs keeps them? Eww... Well, Computers and Calculators are possessed by the devil...incase you don't know. It is a conspiracy! I mean Dutchy does look german! Dude! What if he's really like Russian or something? His whole life is a lie!
Dutchy!Muse: Why does everyone talk about me like I'm not here?
Specs!Muse: Just pretend like you aren't.
Dutch!Muse: Okay.
Well, where was I? Oh yes...Jonathan gives me nightmares now... he's evil... Turkey... We always name our turkey's Oscar...does that mean that Oscar is a turkey? That's so sad when your Mush Muse is being mean to you. But don't worry, at least they aren't on strike. ::glares at Muses:: I loved you diagram... It really helped me out a lot. Now I want to burn all of my hangers for some odd reason... Whoa! Do they use your hangers?
Spot!Muse: ::still in Sailor suit hands her a pile of new hangers:: Just don't let him shove them down his pants, and be careful, because, dude...I'm starting to think that Mush is going to be next.
LoL I think my shout-outs were longer than the chapter again...but oh well.
Itey!Muse: ::About to quote Monty Python::
Racey!Muse: ::tackles him to the ground duct-taping his mouth shut::
Thank you Racey...and thank you Liams Kitten for the review!