Syd:Hey, this is the last chapter, unless I think of something else.
JO: Which...if I'm not mistaken....she won't ((lighting his toe jam on fire)
Syd and Soap: ((shakeing their heads)
Syd:Oh, and I don't own Oprah and I still don't own the Oprah Show or any characters from Jurassic Park...Darn....
Big Oprah Uh-Oh
"Ok, that was an awsome interview, now our next guest, the hardworking palentologist and the beautiful paleobotonist...Alan Grant and Ellie Sattler..."there was a loud amount of applause as Alan and Ellie entered the set.
"Hi, Alan, Ellie, so tell us what you guys do..."
"Um...well we dig up dinosaurs and plants and do research and find out new stuff everyday...." said Ellie, nervously glancing at the cameras.
"Yeah, I guess thats about it, we go to different sites and I do some conferences about it...."
" Well, how about Jurassic Park, we have all heard about it and about the rumors blah blah blah..." said Oprah, the audience was laughing at the joke.
" Well, a bunch of theme park animals that have real teeth and a real taste for blood..."said Alan coldly, he knew the subject would be mentioned.
"Well, our next guest may have more to say about it... Welcolme Ian Malcolm.."loud applause once more flooded the set."Hi, Ian, so tell us about you and your work..."
"Don't get him started on WORK,"said Alan, looking up.
"Um..well, I'm a mathmatition, and I special on the Chaos theory..."
"Oh...Chaos that gets us started on Jurassic Park, now that...that was chaos, wasn't it?"Oprah said excitedly.
"Um..yeah..It was really...an experiance," he said staring at the audience full of females.
"Yeah, and speaking of chaos, our next guest are as unpredictible and chaotic as possible..."
"Oh gosh, don't say it..." said Ian and Alan.
"Syd, Soap, and JO!!!"the audience had scattered applause as they walked out.
"Hi, so tell us about yourselves..."
"I like fire!!!!!" said JO, nervous glances spread across the audience.
"Does anyone have some tea? I am quite thirsty...Hehehehehe!!"Said Soap nervously with a slight,very fake...accent.
"umm....I'm a student from Kansas...I have been to Jurassic Park after JO blew up the boat that the other three were also on, we almost got killed, by fire and dinos....and now I get made fun of..." I rambled off at once, staring wide eyed at the cameras, "HI MOM!!!"
"Umm, this isn't live..if you were wondering..."
"Oh...that's nice...is there any tea...tea...anywhere?"
"Well, how did you guys all meet?" asked Oprah.
"Well, we all met on the island actually..."said Ellie. The audience was now cracking up laughing and pointing at Ian.
"OH MY GOSH, YOUR HAIR IS ON FIRE!!" screamed Oprah, she was now slapping Ian in the back of the head.
"I like fire, I love fire!!Muhahahahahahahaha!!" the audience was now running around screaming, half of them were on fire. Security was now swarming the set trying unsuccessfully to catch JO. Ian had once more got caught on fire and was being sprayed with a fire extinguisher. Alan and Ellie and Soap had made it to the exit, Oprah was long gone.
"I caught him! I caught him!" I yelled. I had jumped on JO who was now in the arms of security. "Please don't sue him, please don't sue him!!!!" I was yelling, trying to keep from paying however many payments I know I and my family would be.
"Stop spraying me...I'm out of fire, Oh my gosh you got it in my eyes, ow ow ow!!!" Ian was being led out by medics.
"I should probably leave now..." I said outloud, the area was empty, it looked like a tornado had hit the set. I walked out the exit and chased after JO and Soap who were now running from security. This was the most exciting few days I had ever had before. And now it was over. I could still hear the muffled screams of people and now I knew why I was here on the earth....to teach people the dangers of fire....Oh who am I kidding...
((crowded theater, people are looking around at eachother, nobody knows why they were kidnapped to see this short film)
Syd: Um...hi I'm syd and I wrote this and directed it and JO did all the stunts.
JO:I like fire(he was staring at Jeff Goldblum in the crowd.
Jeff: I don't know who that was but it was me.....I'm confused and I've been drugged and kiddnapped by this freakshow......why doesn't this seem odd?
Soap: (asleep and drooling on his lap)) Jeff:and why is she on my lap!
Syd: This is the end of my story, I hope you can review and will read my next story...It will be a lot more serious and dramatic..this was just a for fun, stupid story....BYE!!!
JO: Which...if I'm not mistaken....she won't ((lighting his toe jam on fire)
Syd and Soap: ((shakeing their heads)
Syd:Oh, and I don't own Oprah and I still don't own the Oprah Show or any characters from Jurassic Park...Darn....
Big Oprah Uh-Oh
"Ok, that was an awsome interview, now our next guest, the hardworking palentologist and the beautiful paleobotonist...Alan Grant and Ellie Sattler..."there was a loud amount of applause as Alan and Ellie entered the set.
"Hi, Alan, Ellie, so tell us what you guys do..."
"Um...well we dig up dinosaurs and plants and do research and find out new stuff everyday...." said Ellie, nervously glancing at the cameras.
"Yeah, I guess thats about it, we go to different sites and I do some conferences about it...."
" Well, how about Jurassic Park, we have all heard about it and about the rumors blah blah blah..." said Oprah, the audience was laughing at the joke.
" Well, a bunch of theme park animals that have real teeth and a real taste for blood..."said Alan coldly, he knew the subject would be mentioned.
"Well, our next guest may have more to say about it... Welcolme Ian Malcolm.."loud applause once more flooded the set."Hi, Ian, so tell us about you and your work..."
"Don't get him started on WORK,"said Alan, looking up.
"Um..well, I'm a mathmatition, and I special on the Chaos theory..."
"Oh...Chaos that gets us started on Jurassic Park, now that...that was chaos, wasn't it?"Oprah said excitedly.
"Um..yeah..It was really...an experiance," he said staring at the audience full of females.
"Yeah, and speaking of chaos, our next guest are as unpredictible and chaotic as possible..."
"Oh gosh, don't say it..." said Ian and Alan.
"Syd, Soap, and JO!!!"the audience had scattered applause as they walked out.
"Hi, so tell us about yourselves..."
"I like fire!!!!!" said JO, nervous glances spread across the audience.
"Does anyone have some tea? I am quite thirsty...Hehehehehe!!"Said Soap nervously with a slight,very fake...accent.
"umm....I'm a student from Kansas...I have been to Jurassic Park after JO blew up the boat that the other three were also on, we almost got killed, by fire and dinos....and now I get made fun of..." I rambled off at once, staring wide eyed at the cameras, "HI MOM!!!"
"Umm, this isn't live..if you were wondering..."
"Oh...that's nice...is there any tea...tea...anywhere?"
"Well, how did you guys all meet?" asked Oprah.
"Well, we all met on the island actually..."said Ellie. The audience was now cracking up laughing and pointing at Ian.
"OH MY GOSH, YOUR HAIR IS ON FIRE!!" screamed Oprah, she was now slapping Ian in the back of the head.
"I like fire, I love fire!!Muhahahahahahahaha!!" the audience was now running around screaming, half of them were on fire. Security was now swarming the set trying unsuccessfully to catch JO. Ian had once more got caught on fire and was being sprayed with a fire extinguisher. Alan and Ellie and Soap had made it to the exit, Oprah was long gone.
"I caught him! I caught him!" I yelled. I had jumped on JO who was now in the arms of security. "Please don't sue him, please don't sue him!!!!" I was yelling, trying to keep from paying however many payments I know I and my family would be.
"Stop spraying me...I'm out of fire, Oh my gosh you got it in my eyes, ow ow ow!!!" Ian was being led out by medics.
"I should probably leave now..." I said outloud, the area was empty, it looked like a tornado had hit the set. I walked out the exit and chased after JO and Soap who were now running from security. This was the most exciting few days I had ever had before. And now it was over. I could still hear the muffled screams of people and now I knew why I was here on the earth....to teach people the dangers of fire....Oh who am I kidding...
((crowded theater, people are looking around at eachother, nobody knows why they were kidnapped to see this short film)
Syd: Um...hi I'm syd and I wrote this and directed it and JO did all the stunts.
JO:I like fire(he was staring at Jeff Goldblum in the crowd.
Jeff: I don't know who that was but it was me.....I'm confused and I've been drugged and kiddnapped by this freakshow......why doesn't this seem odd?
Soap: (asleep and drooling on his lap)) Jeff:and why is she on my lap!
Syd: This is the end of my story, I hope you can review and will read my next story...It will be a lot more serious and dramatic..this was just a for fun, stupid story....BYE!!!