A/N: So, guys, I have a list of the Newsies now, because I'm keep on
forgetting who's had dares and who hasn't...and I'm afraid that I'm about
to run out of funny ideas for dares, so please try to deal with my awful
sense of humor and overactive imagination. Oh yeah, and it's finally Winter
Recess, which means no school until the fifth of January!
One Long Night
Chapter 9
Pie Eater looked carefully around the room, before he leaned over to Davey, "Who hasn't been picked yet?"
Davey smiled, "Well, I haven't."
Pie shook his head, "I can't be mean to you dear. So who else hasn't been picked?"
Davey grinned before saying loudly, "Raise your hand if you haven't been picked."
Skittery, Swifty, Boots, Les (who had just walked in), Snipeshooter, Jake, Specs, Bumlets, Snoddy, and Crutchy all raised their hands. Pie smiled and looked at all of them.
"Specs." Pie said smiling.
Specs shook his head, "Let me guess truth or dare."
Pie smiled, "Wow, you are smart. Now pick."
Specs grinned, "Well, Dare, I guess."
Pie smiled, "I dare you not to be able to-"
Itey came running out of the washroom, "Wait! Hold everything! The young boy said as he was stricken with panic, have you seen my other knife? In accordance to the prophecy."
Snitch looked up, "Which one?"
"The young Italian thought for a minute, 'Itey Junior'."
Sarah leaned over to Jack, "Hey, I think your new boyfriend is crazy." She said in an attempt to make him come back to her.
Jack smiled, "Yeah, but at least he has hair."
Sarah started to pout as she walked out of the room.
Snitch smiled at his best friend, "When was the last time you saw Itey Jr.?"
"Itey had a sudden flashback to when he was only well, two week ago, he Itey Jr. and Jack the knife were skipping down the street singing..." Itey mumbled on before Jack stopped him with a kiss.
"Itey, please, shut up." Jack said as sweetly as he could.
"The young man started cry, if he shut up, how would he ever find Itey Jr., in accordance to the prophecy."
Jack wrapped an arm around Itey, "I'm sorry, I just.err.don't understand why you need alone time with knives when you have me."
Itey smiled, " 'I was telling Jack, the other Jack, how hot you were, and he told me that he was in love with the other Itey, so I have to get them together,' the young boy explained to his boyfriend, in accordance to the prophecy."
Snitch smiled as he pulled a small wooden knife out of his pocket, "Here ya go Itey."
"The young boy smiled as he grabbed Itey Jr. and ran back to Jack the knife in accordance to the prophecy." Itey said as he grabbed Jack's hand and dragged him into the other room.
Pie shook his head, "That was weird, now where was I?"
Specs looked at him, "You were about to give me my dare."
Pie grinned, "Oh, yeah... I dare you not to use any one-syllable words."
Specs blinked, "What?"
Pie smiled, "It means you can't say any short words."
Specs blinked again, "I know that it means, I just want to know why, and for how long."
Pie grinned, "Well, since I can tell already that Itey might not make it until the end of the week with his dare, alive anyway, I think I'll be nice and say two days."
Specs smiled, "Starting when prey tell?"
Pie smiled, "Now."
Specs rolled his eyes, "David."
Dave smiled, "What is it Specs?"
"Reality otherwise challenge?" Specs said trying to find bigger words for Truth or Dare, which are both one-syllable words.
"Dare, since I believe you are asking me truth or dare."
Specs nodded. "Specs hereby challenges David Jacobs t-" Specs looked over to Dutchy.
Dutchy smiled, "Pie, can Specs please use like one one-syllable word in each sentence?"
A/N: Am I evil or what? Please review and give me your opinion on whether or not Specs should be allowed to use one one-syllable word in each sentence or not, AND who should be after Davey to get a dare.
Specs!Muse: Please say that I can...
Mush!Muse: Or be mean like Blink thinks you should...
OR make your own decision and ignore my muses...well, now on to the shout outs.
. Shout Outs .
Soaker~ Don't worry, I think that Itey now scares everyone, at least I know he scares me...Hey, would you pay much attention to Pie streaking if you had already seen Kid Blink and Dutchy naked on that same night? Well, I know I wouldn't. Thanks for the review.
Plaidly Lush~ Hey, I don't think that anything will be better than the naked Blink chapter, because hell, what could be better than Naked!Blink, besides Naked!Blink and Naked!Mush...with a side of Naked!Race, Spot, and Jack...okay, I need to stop being such a pervert shouldn't I? I mean what would my mother think? Thanks for the review.
SpotLover421~ Hehe, Stupid!Sarah is the only Sarah that I can stand writing...even if it is only because I hate her...well, Don't worry, I want to be in the lodging house with Naked Newsies to. Thanks for the review.
Saturday~ Don't worry, I'm now over my stupidness (which involved Extra Strenght Tylenol) and I don't think I'm ever going to do it again. Well, I'm glad you didn't think that that chapter sucked. Hehe, I'm very proud of your use of the word "anticipating". Thanks for the review.
BrooklynGrl~ I promise that I will read that fic once I have time, which should be soon due to Winter Recess... Well, I'm glad that you found my chapter funny, I really do try my best...just don't tell my English teacher...or she'd want the same thing on my stories in her class... Well, thanks for the review.
Shadowlands~ I think I'm going crazy...everytime I read your name I start singing the song "Shadow Lands" from The Broadway Lion King...oh man I need a life don't I?
Itey!Muse: Don't worry, Jack the Knife is afraid of the dark, so I can't bring him into a dark alley.
Thanks for the review!
Rannoch~ Don't die of shame...just think of Strong Bad singing "Population TTTTTTIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!" Not that that will help at all, but it is random...Don't worry Ari, I know the true you remember? We do need to be good when it comes to not doing stupid things...but we can still be evil right? Well, thanks for the review. W.L.G.G. FOREVER!!!!
Sage1899~ Fookwit, eh? I can honestly say that I have no clue what that word means... so now I feel stupid...as always...oh well, Don't worry, Itey won't hurt himself, I think...maybe...well, thanks for the review!
geometrygal~ Thanks for the review, I'm glad you find it funny, hopefully you didn't hurt yourself when you fell out of your chair. I hope you enjoyed this chapter, although I have to admit, it was no where near as funny.
SpecsGlasses~ Dude, my Itey need some therapy...Well, Lots of therapy... But we will still always love him right? Well, I'm glad I can make people laugh...since my friends at school never laugh at me, because they say "Celeste doesn't have a sense of humor", but that's alright isn't it? Thanks for the review.
Melissa~ You think it's good. ^_^ I'm so happy to know that. I think that Itey might let you borrow Jack the Knife id you ask him very nicely...or if you just ask...Hey, if you want I'll join your mob to kill Sarah. Well, thanks for the review.
A/N: Aren't you proud of me...once again the chapter is longer than the shout outs! Well, please review then I can write even more shout outs!
One Long Night
Chapter 9
Pie Eater looked carefully around the room, before he leaned over to Davey, "Who hasn't been picked yet?"
Davey smiled, "Well, I haven't."
Pie shook his head, "I can't be mean to you dear. So who else hasn't been picked?"
Davey grinned before saying loudly, "Raise your hand if you haven't been picked."
Skittery, Swifty, Boots, Les (who had just walked in), Snipeshooter, Jake, Specs, Bumlets, Snoddy, and Crutchy all raised their hands. Pie smiled and looked at all of them.
"Specs." Pie said smiling.
Specs shook his head, "Let me guess truth or dare."
Pie smiled, "Wow, you are smart. Now pick."
Specs grinned, "Well, Dare, I guess."
Pie smiled, "I dare you not to be able to-"
Itey came running out of the washroom, "Wait! Hold everything! The young boy said as he was stricken with panic, have you seen my other knife? In accordance to the prophecy."
Snitch looked up, "Which one?"
"The young Italian thought for a minute, 'Itey Junior'."
Sarah leaned over to Jack, "Hey, I think your new boyfriend is crazy." She said in an attempt to make him come back to her.
Jack smiled, "Yeah, but at least he has hair."
Sarah started to pout as she walked out of the room.
Snitch smiled at his best friend, "When was the last time you saw Itey Jr.?"
"Itey had a sudden flashback to when he was only well, two week ago, he Itey Jr. and Jack the knife were skipping down the street singing..." Itey mumbled on before Jack stopped him with a kiss.
"Itey, please, shut up." Jack said as sweetly as he could.
"The young man started cry, if he shut up, how would he ever find Itey Jr., in accordance to the prophecy."
Jack wrapped an arm around Itey, "I'm sorry, I just.err.don't understand why you need alone time with knives when you have me."
Itey smiled, " 'I was telling Jack, the other Jack, how hot you were, and he told me that he was in love with the other Itey, so I have to get them together,' the young boy explained to his boyfriend, in accordance to the prophecy."
Snitch smiled as he pulled a small wooden knife out of his pocket, "Here ya go Itey."
"The young boy smiled as he grabbed Itey Jr. and ran back to Jack the knife in accordance to the prophecy." Itey said as he grabbed Jack's hand and dragged him into the other room.
Pie shook his head, "That was weird, now where was I?"
Specs looked at him, "You were about to give me my dare."
Pie grinned, "Oh, yeah... I dare you not to use any one-syllable words."
Specs blinked, "What?"
Pie smiled, "It means you can't say any short words."
Specs blinked again, "I know that it means, I just want to know why, and for how long."
Pie grinned, "Well, since I can tell already that Itey might not make it until the end of the week with his dare, alive anyway, I think I'll be nice and say two days."
Specs smiled, "Starting when prey tell?"
Pie smiled, "Now."
Specs rolled his eyes, "David."
Dave smiled, "What is it Specs?"
"Reality otherwise challenge?" Specs said trying to find bigger words for Truth or Dare, which are both one-syllable words.
"Dare, since I believe you are asking me truth or dare."
Specs nodded. "Specs hereby challenges David Jacobs t-" Specs looked over to Dutchy.
Dutchy smiled, "Pie, can Specs please use like one one-syllable word in each sentence?"
A/N: Am I evil or what? Please review and give me your opinion on whether or not Specs should be allowed to use one one-syllable word in each sentence or not, AND who should be after Davey to get a dare.
Specs!Muse: Please say that I can...
Mush!Muse: Or be mean like Blink thinks you should...
OR make your own decision and ignore my muses...well, now on to the shout outs.
. Shout Outs .
Soaker~ Don't worry, I think that Itey now scares everyone, at least I know he scares me...Hey, would you pay much attention to Pie streaking if you had already seen Kid Blink and Dutchy naked on that same night? Well, I know I wouldn't. Thanks for the review.
Plaidly Lush~ Hey, I don't think that anything will be better than the naked Blink chapter, because hell, what could be better than Naked!Blink, besides Naked!Blink and Naked!Mush...with a side of Naked!Race, Spot, and Jack...okay, I need to stop being such a pervert shouldn't I? I mean what would my mother think? Thanks for the review.
SpotLover421~ Hehe, Stupid!Sarah is the only Sarah that I can stand writing...even if it is only because I hate her...well, Don't worry, I want to be in the lodging house with Naked Newsies to. Thanks for the review.
Saturday~ Don't worry, I'm now over my stupidness (which involved Extra Strenght Tylenol) and I don't think I'm ever going to do it again. Well, I'm glad you didn't think that that chapter sucked. Hehe, I'm very proud of your use of the word "anticipating". Thanks for the review.
BrooklynGrl~ I promise that I will read that fic once I have time, which should be soon due to Winter Recess... Well, I'm glad that you found my chapter funny, I really do try my best...just don't tell my English teacher...or she'd want the same thing on my stories in her class... Well, thanks for the review.
Shadowlands~ I think I'm going crazy...everytime I read your name I start singing the song "Shadow Lands" from The Broadway Lion King...oh man I need a life don't I?
Itey!Muse: Don't worry, Jack the Knife is afraid of the dark, so I can't bring him into a dark alley.
Thanks for the review!
Rannoch~ Don't die of shame...just think of Strong Bad singing "Population TTTTTTIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!" Not that that will help at all, but it is random...Don't worry Ari, I know the true you remember? We do need to be good when it comes to not doing stupid things...but we can still be evil right? Well, thanks for the review. W.L.G.G. FOREVER!!!!
Sage1899~ Fookwit, eh? I can honestly say that I have no clue what that word means... so now I feel stupid...as always...oh well, Don't worry, Itey won't hurt himself, I think...maybe...well, thanks for the review!
geometrygal~ Thanks for the review, I'm glad you find it funny, hopefully you didn't hurt yourself when you fell out of your chair. I hope you enjoyed this chapter, although I have to admit, it was no where near as funny.
SpecsGlasses~ Dude, my Itey need some therapy...Well, Lots of therapy... But we will still always love him right? Well, I'm glad I can make people laugh...since my friends at school never laugh at me, because they say "Celeste doesn't have a sense of humor", but that's alright isn't it? Thanks for the review.
Melissa~ You think it's good. ^_^ I'm so happy to know that. I think that Itey might let you borrow Jack the Knife id you ask him very nicely...or if you just ask...Hey, if you want I'll join your mob to kill Sarah. Well, thanks for the review.
A/N: Aren't you proud of me...once again the chapter is longer than the shout outs! Well, please review then I can write even more shout outs!