Chapter One: Coconuts, Hot dogs, and Transexuals
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Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. Don't Sue!!!!!
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville, Ginny, and Dean Thomas are in a compartment
on the Hogwarts Express. Dean and Ginny are making out.
Ron: Would you two stop please??
Ginny: That's ok.
Ron: (mutters) I think I liked Michael Corner better.
Dean: What was that? (loudly)
Ron: O nothing....(twiddles fingers)
Dean shrugs and he and Ginny continue making out.
Harry: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts....doodleedoo....
Ginny: Well you must have trouble lugging those around all day.
Hermione: But Harry! You're a guy!!!!
Harry: I am??
Hemione: Oh never mind.
A really hot girl enters the compartment.
Author: Not that I think she's hot. I'm not gay!!!!
Ron cat calls. Dean is gaping.
Ron: Oh Baby! Hot dog!!
Harry: Hot dog?!? Hot dog?!? Where??? WHERE??
Everyone ignores him.
Ron: Are you uh...(straightens his hair) Are you the new chick?
Hot Chick: No! You guys its me! Malfoy!
Everyone gapes. Then they start laughing.
Neville: You really had us there for a minute!
Harry: Where's a hot dog??? (mutters to himself) I cant believe I forgot the Catsup!
Author: Don't you hate it when people say "catsup" instead of "ketchup"?
Ron: Who are you really??
Hot Chick: Im serious! It's me Malfoy! I got a sex change. I always knew Iwas really a girl at heart. I didn't belong a male! But Father was always
so harsh about me being gay.
Starts sobbing uncontrollably.
Malfoy: He never understood!!!!
Ron (shaking his head): Are you taking the mickey?
Hermione: What the heck does that mean??
Ron: I don't know it just sounds cool.
Hermione shrugs.
Malfoy: But the thing is, Pansy is pregnant. And now with my sex change, I
don't think I can support the baby!
Ginny: Pregnant? I throw Skittles at pregnant women!!!!
Harry: WHERE'S MY HOT DOG?!?!?
All: SHUT UP!!!!
Harry starts crying but gets over it.
To be continued...DOTS!!!!
