A/N: Thank you so much for your reviews everyone! I would have gotten this chapter up a little bit sooner, but realized that this was too much fun and I wrote a bit more on it. I hope you enjoy it! R&R!!!
REMINDER!!! "..." Is when they say something out loud. * ... * is when they think it. Have fun!
"Now, we need to talk to Hammond about this. Everyone to the briefing room. You, too, Doc." Jack said. They all made their way to the room quietly, trying not to think. Janet watched as they walked, occasionally snickering or shooting angry glares at each other.
Upon entering the room, they all sat. Jack glared at Daniel, who shot a look back at him.
"Well, how was I supposed to know!" He cried and the two men switched seats. Janet shook her head in dismay as the General entered.
"So, what have you discovered since going to the planet?" He asked, pleased that nothing had happened to the team this time. The elation from the though soon disappeared as Jack spoke.
"Well, sir, we found out that Daniel has interesting taste in underwear." Jack said, grinning smugly at the blushing archaeologist.
"Excuse me?" Hammond asked, confused.
"It appears that SG1 can hear each other's thoughts, General." Doctor Frasier announced.
"Yes, sir. And, in answer to your question, Carter- I go commando." Jack said, then grinned even more at Sam's reaction.
"Well, I could have gone without knowing THAT, Jack." Daniel quipped. Jack just grinned even more, if that was possible.
"I don't believe this." Hammond said with shock.
"Do you not believe us, General Hammond?" Teal'c asked, clarifying the General's statement.
"Frankly, no. I am sorry, but I do not." The flustered General answered.
"Ok, General. Would you mind to follow me over here, please?" Sam asked, motioning for the General to move to the other side of the room. He followed, confused as ever.
"Now, General. I am going to ask a question to which none of us will know the answer to. You will then write down your answer for only me to see. Then you will see that we are not joking here in any way." Sam explained, handing Hammond some paper and a pen. ON his nod, she asked her question.
"Think of a number, sir. Any number in the world, then write it down." Hammond paused in thought, the scribbled something on the paper. He showed the paper to Sam, who grinned at his answer.
"General, the word 'CRAZY' is not a number." Jack said, frustrated.
"Ok, so the Colonel heard me. Daniel, Teal'c?" Sam asked, and the other two members nodded. Sam grinned and took her seat. George returned to his, following suit, and shook his head.
" Alright. I believe you. Do we know what the cause of this is Doctor?" He asked.
"I don't know yet sir. I will run some tests and see what I can come up with, if anything." Janet answered. Sam and Daniel both suppressed a giggle and looked down.
"What is so funny?" George asked, anger starting to rise.
* Don't you dare repeat that! * Jack threatened mentally.
"Nothing General!" Daniel replied. General sighed to himself, then looked at his now telepathic team.
"Ok, Doctor. Run your tests . Sg1- I am sorry, but you are going to have to be confined to an isolation room until we figure this thing out." he said, receiving groans from three of the members.
* Now I will never get my report done! * Sam groaned to herself.
* Aw, c'mon Carter. We wont bug you too much.* Jack replied, smiling evilly at her.
*Sure, sir. Whatever you say. * She shot back, much to the chagrin of Jack.
"Dismissed." George said, then left.
REMINDER!!! "..." Is when they say something out loud. * ... * is when they think it. Have fun!
"Now, we need to talk to Hammond about this. Everyone to the briefing room. You, too, Doc." Jack said. They all made their way to the room quietly, trying not to think. Janet watched as they walked, occasionally snickering or shooting angry glares at each other.
Upon entering the room, they all sat. Jack glared at Daniel, who shot a look back at him.
"Well, how was I supposed to know!" He cried and the two men switched seats. Janet shook her head in dismay as the General entered.
"So, what have you discovered since going to the planet?" He asked, pleased that nothing had happened to the team this time. The elation from the though soon disappeared as Jack spoke.
"Well, sir, we found out that Daniel has interesting taste in underwear." Jack said, grinning smugly at the blushing archaeologist.
"Excuse me?" Hammond asked, confused.
"It appears that SG1 can hear each other's thoughts, General." Doctor Frasier announced.
"Yes, sir. And, in answer to your question, Carter- I go commando." Jack said, then grinned even more at Sam's reaction.
"Well, I could have gone without knowing THAT, Jack." Daniel quipped. Jack just grinned even more, if that was possible.
"I don't believe this." Hammond said with shock.
"Do you not believe us, General Hammond?" Teal'c asked, clarifying the General's statement.
"Frankly, no. I am sorry, but I do not." The flustered General answered.
"Ok, General. Would you mind to follow me over here, please?" Sam asked, motioning for the General to move to the other side of the room. He followed, confused as ever.
"Now, General. I am going to ask a question to which none of us will know the answer to. You will then write down your answer for only me to see. Then you will see that we are not joking here in any way." Sam explained, handing Hammond some paper and a pen. ON his nod, she asked her question.
"Think of a number, sir. Any number in the world, then write it down." Hammond paused in thought, the scribbled something on the paper. He showed the paper to Sam, who grinned at his answer.
"General, the word 'CRAZY' is not a number." Jack said, frustrated.
"Ok, so the Colonel heard me. Daniel, Teal'c?" Sam asked, and the other two members nodded. Sam grinned and took her seat. George returned to his, following suit, and shook his head.
" Alright. I believe you. Do we know what the cause of this is Doctor?" He asked.
"I don't know yet sir. I will run some tests and see what I can come up with, if anything." Janet answered. Sam and Daniel both suppressed a giggle and looked down.
"What is so funny?" George asked, anger starting to rise.
* Don't you dare repeat that! * Jack threatened mentally.
"Nothing General!" Daniel replied. General sighed to himself, then looked at his now telepathic team.
"Ok, Doctor. Run your tests . Sg1- I am sorry, but you are going to have to be confined to an isolation room until we figure this thing out." he said, receiving groans from three of the members.
* Now I will never get my report done! * Sam groaned to herself.
* Aw, c'mon Carter. We wont bug you too much.* Jack replied, smiling evilly at her.
*Sure, sir. Whatever you say. * She shot back, much to the chagrin of Jack.
"Dismissed." George said, then left.