(Disclaimer: I own nothing. Except maybe for Nick and Shadow. Yea.)
Nick: And the reviewer joining us for the rest of the...story...is White Phantom!
Shadow: The first reviewer! How typical.
Nick: And White Phantom is a.........................boy or girl?
Shadow: Well, I'm going with girl, due to the name and the review.
Nick: But...but...but..but..But.but.butbutbutbutbutbutbutbutbutIMUSTKNOWFORSUREOMGLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOAOKATYAYAYFDVDHKFVTFKFJDFJMUST.,..........KICK........SOMETHING........MUST......KICK........STUPID....................CLOWN! YES CLOWN! MUST KICK CLOWN! MUAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAruns off
White Phantom...is he always like this?
Shadow: Yep. Usually he kicks Knuckles the Echidna.
White Phantom: Oh well...the show must go on!
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Link Quest: Hyrule, Flooded, Destroyed, and Burned---------------------------------------------------------
The Hero of Time and his fateful steed walk through the flooded hall, and make progress back to the Hyrule, until they got to the part whore there were only a few ledges and a HUGE GAPING HOLE! Link had to fly over as a Deku scrub with the flowers.
Link: Great, now what?
Epona seemed to get an idea, and started to swim across, besides, the whole place IS flooded with WATER you know.
Link...I could have thought of that...
Epona responded with a grunt, and then kept swimming to the other side. Link followed suit, and they made it to the other side with ease. Soon, they made it to the place where Link became a Deku Scrub...and became stuck with Tatl for a while.
Link: So...we swim up how far?
Epona was also looking up, and responded with a grunt, and then a neigh.
Link: Ok...let's go...
Link and Epona started to swim up. Wondering how far they have to go till they get home.
-The Lost Woods (Hyrule) [4:30 PM]
It took an hour to get up to the ledge. Link also saw some symbols floating around on their way up. Link and Epona finally reached the edge, Link waiting to get out of this strange water and visit Saria, and all of his friends.
But as soon as Link and Epona entered the Lost Woods, they were astonished. Just to tell you now, there practically IS no Woods. All gone. Poof, except for a small spot not too far away, probably Koriki Forest.
Link...I can't believe it...what has Ganon done?
Epona looked around, looking very confused, Epona rode off.
Link: EPONA! WAIT!
Link started to run after her, but then stopped.
Link: -thinking- She wants to see Malon...I'll meet her there...
Link looks at the Koriki Forest
Link: -thinking- I have something of my own to find...
-Ruins of Koriki Forest [5:00 PM]-
Link had just entered his hometown, to find it just about destroyed. Boulders on top of house, Link's house has been ripped to shreds, and you can know why.
Link...Wait a sec...SARIA!
Link ran to the Forest Temple as fast as he can. When he got there, well, let's just say...It's gone. Poof. Pow. Gone. Out of Sight. As if it didn't exist. And no Saria in sight.
Link...GOD DAMNIT! GANONDORF! YOU. WILL. PAY!
-Lon Lon Ranch (Hyrule) [5:09 PM]-
Epona was galloped in the entrance of the ranch, looking for Malon. She looked around, the ranch looked burned. The door to the house was open, yet it was empty. The barn was empty too. Epona kept on looking though, Malon might get here any second! Epona neighed and kept looking. After 10 minutes of looking everywhere, Malon was not found. Epona sat down by the entrance, waiting for Malon.
-Hyrule Field [5:30 PM]-
Link had just exited Koriki Forest, and what a sight it was out side. In the worse possible way, I mean. Craters, burned grass, dried up rivers, Hyrule had DEFITNALLY been damaged while Link was gone.
Link first made his way to Lon Lon ranch. Epona would be there waiting for him. It would take about 5 minutes.
-Lon Lon Ranch [5:35 PM]-
Epona's ears went up. She heard something. She stood up and galloped down the way...to find Link. Epona was disappointed, and lie back down again. Link looked at the sad horse, and kneeled down to comport her.
Link: You're waiting for Malon, aren't you.
Epona grunted.
Link: I'm sorry to say this, but she's probably dead. I mean, this whole world is flooded, and destroyed.
Epona looked at Link with wide eyes, and then closed them.
Link: I do miss Malon, she was a great singer. And really pretty. Actually, both her AND Zelda are pretty. Probably the best two people in Hyrule!
Epona looked at Link, reminding him of something.
Link...Girl people, that is...
Epona closed her eyes again.
Link: Zelda is probably gone, so I lost a girl too.
Epona didn't move, she was too sad about losing Malon, the one who invented that song, the great, great song.
Link...I know something that will cheer us both up...
Link pulls out his Ocarina of Time, and plays the full Epona's Song. It kind of looked like Epona smiled, then Link smiled also, playing Epona's song...
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White Phantom: Nice Ending. That song is kind of soothing.
Shadow: Maybe it'll work on Nick?
Then, WP and Shadow look at Nick, calmed down, next to a very injured clown.
Shadow...too late...Well, R&R People! And yes, someone else will join us tomorrow.
Clown: Someone? 911? PLEASE?!?!
Nick: -is asleep- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz