Chapter Four: Harry's Dream
Disclaimer: I own Harry Potter. He's all mine!!! Muhaha!!! I'm just kidding please don't sue!
Author's Note: Aruba, Jamaica, Ooohhh I wanna take ya....Burmuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama....Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go down to Kokomo...we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow...that's where we wanna go....way down to Kokomo!
After the start of term feast, Harry went straight to bed. That night he had a dream.
Harry (rolling around in bed): Mmmm...chocolate chip cookie dough....
Author: Ok that wasn't the dream, but I really feel like chocolate chip cookie dough right now.
Inside Harry's dream...
Harry is dancing with Dobby in the Great Hall while Hermione and Ron are singing the Beach Boys. Professer Flitwick is putting up Christmas trees.
Suddenly the dream changes.
Harry is now walking down a dark corridor towards a locked door. He reaches the door and it swings open. He looks through it and sees a Carver Middle School dance taking place. Two chicks are rubbing up against each other.
Harry: Whoa! Now that's just wrong!
He closes the door, thinks for a minute, then opens it again.
When he opens it though, it's a nail salon.
He walks in and sees a familiar face getting a pedicure.
Lord Voldemort: Hey Harry! Guess what? I'M GONNA KILL YA!!!! I'm just playin' with ya Harry you should chill out a little – I'M GONNA WRING YOUR NECK!!! Harry relax I've changed – I'M GONNA CHOP YA UP!!!! Gosh Harry, you're so tense!!
Harry: Um....hi?
Voldemort: You should really get a pedicure. They feel so good! I'm gonna paont my toenails pink. What d'ya think? Pale pink or hot pink?
Harry: Most definitely hot pink. You want people to notice you right?
Voldemort: You're exactly right. Thank you so much!
Harry: Anytime.
And with that he turned around and walked out the door.
When Harry turned around to look back at the salon, it wasn't there. In its place was a mountain range. Harry suddenly heard voices.
Voice: They stole it from us. Nasty little Hobbitses. Kill them! Kill them both! They stole it from us! Nasty Hobbitses...(continues muttering).
Another Voice: You nasty little liar!!! Frodo! Frodo!
Frodo: Sam! Stop it Sam!
Frodo pulls Sam off of Gollum.
Sam: I heard him with my own ears I did Mr. Frodo. He's gonna kill us! He wants the ring for himself he does!!
Frodo: I know Sam, I know. But he's our guide. Without him we'll never get to Mordor.
Sam throws a nasty look at Gollum before they set off further into the mountains.
Harry: Well that was interesting. I think I'll go now.
Harry walks out the door and when he turns around, the mountains have disappeared and in its place stood a school bus.
Red–haired teacher: Come on class. On the bus. We're going to the zoo!
Young girl: According to my calculations, there are approximately 1000 animals at the zoo.
Young boy: Oh who cares Phoebe?
Blonde–haired girl: Look! Ms. Frizzle! There's a stranger here!
She was pointing right at Harry.
All of the students, led by Ms. Frizzle went into a trance and started towards Harry.
Students and Ms. Frizzle: Stranger. He shall die. No trespassers on the Magic School Bus. Die Stranger. Die.
Harry: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! MOMMY!!!!
Author: Dude. You're mommy's dead.
Harry: Oh...right. AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!
Suddenly he wakes up.
Harry: Oh goody! It was just a dream!
Suddenly Ms. Frizzle walks into the dormitory.
Harry: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
To be continued......
Disclaimer: I own Harry Potter. He's all mine!!! Muhaha!!! I'm just kidding please don't sue!
Author's Note: Aruba, Jamaica, Ooohhh I wanna take ya....Burmuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama....Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go down to Kokomo...we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow...that's where we wanna go....way down to Kokomo!
After the start of term feast, Harry went straight to bed. That night he had a dream.
Harry (rolling around in bed): Mmmm...chocolate chip cookie dough....
Author: Ok that wasn't the dream, but I really feel like chocolate chip cookie dough right now.
Inside Harry's dream...
Harry is dancing with Dobby in the Great Hall while Hermione and Ron are singing the Beach Boys. Professer Flitwick is putting up Christmas trees.
Suddenly the dream changes.
Harry is now walking down a dark corridor towards a locked door. He reaches the door and it swings open. He looks through it and sees a Carver Middle School dance taking place. Two chicks are rubbing up against each other.
Harry: Whoa! Now that's just wrong!
He closes the door, thinks for a minute, then opens it again.
When he opens it though, it's a nail salon.
He walks in and sees a familiar face getting a pedicure.
Lord Voldemort: Hey Harry! Guess what? I'M GONNA KILL YA!!!! I'm just playin' with ya Harry you should chill out a little – I'M GONNA WRING YOUR NECK!!! Harry relax I've changed – I'M GONNA CHOP YA UP!!!! Gosh Harry, you're so tense!!
Harry: Um....hi?
Voldemort: You should really get a pedicure. They feel so good! I'm gonna paont my toenails pink. What d'ya think? Pale pink or hot pink?
Harry: Most definitely hot pink. You want people to notice you right?
Voldemort: You're exactly right. Thank you so much!
Harry: Anytime.
And with that he turned around and walked out the door.
When Harry turned around to look back at the salon, it wasn't there. In its place was a mountain range. Harry suddenly heard voices.
Voice: They stole it from us. Nasty little Hobbitses. Kill them! Kill them both! They stole it from us! Nasty Hobbitses...(continues muttering).
Another Voice: You nasty little liar!!! Frodo! Frodo!
Frodo: Sam! Stop it Sam!
Frodo pulls Sam off of Gollum.
Sam: I heard him with my own ears I did Mr. Frodo. He's gonna kill us! He wants the ring for himself he does!!
Frodo: I know Sam, I know. But he's our guide. Without him we'll never get to Mordor.
Sam throws a nasty look at Gollum before they set off further into the mountains.
Harry: Well that was interesting. I think I'll go now.
Harry walks out the door and when he turns around, the mountains have disappeared and in its place stood a school bus.
Red–haired teacher: Come on class. On the bus. We're going to the zoo!
Young girl: According to my calculations, there are approximately 1000 animals at the zoo.
Young boy: Oh who cares Phoebe?
Blonde–haired girl: Look! Ms. Frizzle! There's a stranger here!
She was pointing right at Harry.
All of the students, led by Ms. Frizzle went into a trance and started towards Harry.
Students and Ms. Frizzle: Stranger. He shall die. No trespassers on the Magic School Bus. Die Stranger. Die.
Harry: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! MOMMY!!!!
Author: Dude. You're mommy's dead.
Harry: Oh...right. AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!
Suddenly he wakes up.
Harry: Oh goody! It was just a dream!
Suddenly Ms. Frizzle walks into the dormitory.
Harry: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
To be continued......