Chapter Five: We all live in a yellow submarine...really.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. But I do own some stuff. I think. Oh no never mind the CIA just came and confiscated it. Shnucks.
Author's Note: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! Eventually. Gosh, don't get so paranoid.
Harry, still shaken up from his encounter with Ms. Frizzle, Ron and Hermione are standing outside of Professor Snape's dungeon. Everyone is wondering what Divination is going to be like with Professor Snape teaching it.
Professor Snape walks out of his classroom. His hair is dyed bleach blonde and he's wearing magenta robes.
Seamus: Ha! Ha! Banana boy!!!
Professor Snape: Ok class! Settle down! Let's all get in our seats and we can begin crystal ball gazing! What fun!
Everyone files into the classroom and takes a seat. The classroom is filled with pictures and posters of N'SYNC.
Professor Snape: Now everyone look into your crystal ball and tell your partner what you see. I will demonstrate.
Snape looks into his ball and concentrates.
Professor Snape: Hmmmm. I see what looks like the Grim.
He turns the ball.
Snape: Oh well. I'm gonna die. What else is new? WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! Ok I'm better now. Get to work.
The students started working in pairs and translating what they saw in their crystal balls.
Suddenly Harry noticed that there was a yellow submarine behind him. He turned to Ron.
Harry: Would you believe me if I told you that I was being followed by a yellow submarine?
Ron stops talking to Crookshanks.
Ron: Um....no.
Harry: Oh ok. It must have been one of those unidentified flying cupcakes.
Hermione: We all live in a yellow submarine....yellow submarine....yellow submarine.....
Ron: No we don't!! I live in a pink garbage can!
Suddenly Frankenstein walks into the room.
Ron: Hey! Franky my man! How's it going?
Frankenstein: Hey Ron. Sup homie?
Ron: Not much man. Just chillin.
Frankenstein: Cool. I can't talk man. I just came in to get something.
He picks up a teddy bear.
Frankenstein: Can't live without him. Can I Snuffles?
Ron: I hear ya man. Later dude.
Frankenstein: Later.
Harry: Frankenstein??? You know Frankenstein???
Ron: Oh yeah. Dated his sister for a while.
Hermione: Yeah I dated his brother.
Ron: Hermione, he doesn't have a brother.
Hermione: Uh Oh.....
To be continued....