Chapter 5:

It was the next day at about 4:00 pm. Conan, Ran, and Agasa, approached the hotel, got out of the car, and stood up. Agasa was wearing a suit and glasses, Conan was dressed regular, and Ran was in an adult dress, and wore her hair in a bun, wore pointed sunglasses, and had heavy makeup on.

"Do I really have to walk in here like that?" asked Ran angrily.

"Aren't my ideas always right?" said Conan proudly. "Now remember, I am still Conan Edogawa, but you doc, are Mr. Asaka, and you, Ran, are my mom. You two got that? Remember that and everything will be okay."

"YOU TOLD US A MILLION TIMES! NOW LET'S GET GOING!" yelled Ran and Agasa at Conan.

They walked up to the hotel clerk, and Ran began to speak in a very mature, lady-like voice.

"Hello ma'am. I am Ms. Edogawa and I here with my father and my son. We reserved a room yesterday."

"Ah, yes; Room 245." said the clerk as she fetched the room key. "But let me warn you about the two creepy men who are staying down the hall from you. They were not very polite when they signed in, and they don't leave here often."

"Good! They are still here!" thought Conan.

They began to walk up the stairs, and headed toward their room.

Conan started to scream. "Mommy, Mommy! I want to go to the swimming pool now! Can we go? Please?"

"Sure, Honey..." said Ran, who was pissed off now and trying to crack a smile.

Just then, Conan saw the two men walking down the hall near them.

"Mommy," asked Conan, "can I get a soda from the machine?"

"Oh, sorry! Looks like I don't have any money on me at the moment! I guess you can't." said Ran, retaining the same attitude as before.

"Hey, maybe those nice men can lend me some money!"

Conan ran over to them, and tugged on one of their cloaks. "Hey, Mister, I need some money for the soda machine but I don't have any. Would you happen to have any spare change?"

One of them just gave him a mean look, grumbled, and they kept walking.

"Oh...thanks anyway!" said Conan politely.

Ran pulled Conan away, saying "Don't be so impolite, dear.

The three people found and entered their room and shut the door. Ran removed her sunglasses and started yelling at Conan.

"What was with the brat act you put on back there!? Was that really necessary?"

"I was just seeing if our disguises were convincing. Judging by their reactions, I would say they are. But just incase, I put a listening device on the bottom of their cloaks where they won't notice it, and I had the professor make it so that it will fall off after five minutes, making sure they do not find it."

"Then what was with the whole swimming pool thing?" asked Ran.

"Just having some fun, you know me!" laughed Conan.

Ran sighed. "I never want to have kids..."

Agasa laughed.

"Now if you will excuse me for a moment...." said Conan, adjusting a knob on his glasses.

He began to listen to the men's conversation.

"'Man, that was annoying.'

'You think that kid will get in our way?'

'Highly doubt it."

'I think we should kill his mom. She was kind of a bitch.'"

Conan gasped in fear, and then looked at Ran.

"'Nah, that will just get people suspicious. We have no reason to kill her.'

'All kids are annoying. That annoying scientist who ditched us was the same way when she was a kid. Now let's go.'

'I never want to have kids...' "

Conan crashed to the ground in embarrassment. By now, the transmitter had fallen off their cloaks.

"Well, what did they say!?" asked Ran nervously.

Conan began laughing. "Heh, heh, they bought it!"

"So, what shall we do until they come back?" asked Ran.

Conan giggled. "Anyone up for a swim at the hotel pool?"

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Outside, Gin and Vodka walked down the street.

"So do you think our scientists were correct about the drug's side effects?" asked Gin.

"I don't know," said Vodka. "Why do you ask?"

"That little kid looked just like Kudo. I wonder if--"

"Eh, you're crazy. We just killed the guy two nights ago"

"We failed killing that annoying detective once, who says we didn't fail again? What if that kid really is the shrunken form of the detective?"

"You are thinking to hard. Let's go get some coffee."

Gin punched his partner to the ground. "I'M GOING BACK!" he yelled. "And this time I won't walk away until I am sure he is dead for good."

He walked back toward the hotel, and Vodka had no choice but to join him.