A/N: Sorry for this to have taken so long, but school tied me up. Failing classes takes a lot of time, doesn't it? Anyway, now I have a boring job in which I have free reign with a computer :-) So, I should be able to at least wrap this up soon, if not add more during my long hours. Please R&R, and I may be inspired to add. Hope you enjoy it! PS--- for some reason my astericks ( ) arent working, so I put everything in quotes. Sorry, blame the stupid computer I guess.
"That's it! If I hear one more thing about nuclear molecules or Daniel's "cute ass", I am going to flip! Meeting, my office, NOW! "Jack ranted to his team. Within minutes, they all were in there, debating what to do. "Why don't we just get outta here? Go to someone's house and hide till this thing goes away ? " he asked his team.
"Well, first of all, we cant leave without getting into some major trouble, sir, and secondly, I don't think going to someone's house will help. We will just hear the neighbors then. And I don't think I could handle that."Sam replied. They had virtually stopped talking out loud to each other by this point. Jack sighed in frustration.
"Fine lets go talk to the General then." he said, jumping up and heading out without another word, or thought. The rest followed closely behind him, still training their thoughts so they wouldn't hear anyone as best they could.
"General, we have to go. We cant stand it anymore! Please let us leave, please!!!!" Jack whined loudly. The General took a look at the team carefully, and called for Doctor Frasier. They all waited in silence mostly until Janet arrived.
"Doctor, is this...illness any danger to their health at all?" He asked. Janet shook her head.
"Not that I can see, General. It is just...well, in their minds." She answered. The General took a breath and looked at the team again.
"Alright, I am granting you all one week off base- BUT! You are to go to the Colonel's cabin. Since it seems to be far from ,well, anything, it seems the perfect place. Dr. Frasier will go with you in case this becomes physically threatening. Dimissed." He said. Before he even got the final word out, the team had jumped out of their seats and were scrambling out the door.
"Meet me at my house in an hour. Pack light!" Jack called as they all left.
As scheduled, an hour later, they were all at Jack's house, with no more than two bags per person. Janet had arranged for Cassie to stay at a friend's house, and grabbed her medical bag on the way out. They decided to take both Jack's truck and Daniel's SUV, since they couldn't all, plus the luggage, fit into one vehicle. Teal'c rode with Jack and the girls with Daniel. When they finally reached the cabin, 3 hours later, they situated themselves in the rooms, the girl's sharing one, Jack in the master room, Daniel on the couch, and Teal'c could kel-no-reem in the floor of the living room quite comfortable. Teal'c promised not to burn the cabin down with his candles, and Jack sighed in relief when the Jaffa pulled out a long lasting flashlight instead, much to the amusement of the others. SG1 sighed in relief when they stopped to listen and could only hear each other's and Janet's thoughts. Thank God they couldn't hear any animals! The women started to cook while the men set the table and cleaned up the cobwebs from the walls and floor. After having a nice, very, very quiet dinner, the group retired early, thankful for at least some quiet time.
The next day, as Sam sat inside reading, she paused and listened. With a giggle, she responded to the Colonel's thoughts.
"Sir, I don't think "Here, fishy. Fishy, fishy," is going to get you a bite. "she said with a chuckle.
"You never know, Carter. Maybe the fish can hear me, too. Power of suggestion. Besides, it is much more fun to talk to the fish than the party- killer here. " Jack responded, talking about Daniel.
"You know, Jack. I wouldn't be complaining if you hadn't made me come out here and fish with you." Daniel replied with a gruff.
"Oh, and it is sooooo strenuous." Jack shot back. Sam just chuckled at the two, then turned her mind toward Janet and Teal'c, who were playing cards.
"I am surprised that the Colonel never taught you how to play poker, Teal'c. Although, you seem to be doing quite well." Janet was saying.
"Indeed. I seem to have obtained all of the small pieces of candy." Teal'c replied.
"Those are called, 'Jelly Beans.'" Janet informed him., causing Sam to chuckle again. She stopped suddenly as she heard another voice, one not belonging to any of the group there.
"Mmmm, this nut is great! I could gain quite a bit when I eat it. chatter chatter "Sam froze, about to say something, but Jack beat her to it.
"You have GOT to be kidding!!! "Jack cried. "Now we are hearing squirrels?! "
"If that guy thinks that I am going to bite that hook, he is crazy!" came another voice. Jack groaned as if in pain.
"Great, now we hear those fish. What's next? The bugs? "He cried.
"No, we don't like talking to humans. We just eat them alive. Like that good looking guy sitting with the blue shirt on. He looks mighty fine. " came a buzzing reply. Jack looked to Daniel, who shot him a surprised and innocent look.
" No way. You must be joking. Daniel, you are so....why are you laughing? Daniel? You ok?...Why you son of a...you are doing that, arent you? ARGH! "Jack screamed. Sam heard Daniel cry out for help and then footsteps in a dead run. She looked out the window and spotted Jack chasing Daniel, who was laughing hysterically as he dodged the Colonel.
"I thought it was funny, Jack! No! JACK!!! "was the last thing anyone heard before Jack pushed Daniel into the lake.
"That will teach you, smartass! God, and I thought I was actually hearing those stupid things! "Jack said as Daniel came sputtering up.
"Damn, that is cold! "was Daniel's only response.
"That's it! If I hear one more thing about nuclear molecules or Daniel's "cute ass", I am going to flip! Meeting, my office, NOW! "Jack ranted to his team. Within minutes, they all were in there, debating what to do. "Why don't we just get outta here? Go to someone's house and hide till this thing goes away ? " he asked his team.
"Well, first of all, we cant leave without getting into some major trouble, sir, and secondly, I don't think going to someone's house will help. We will just hear the neighbors then. And I don't think I could handle that."Sam replied. They had virtually stopped talking out loud to each other by this point. Jack sighed in frustration.
"Fine lets go talk to the General then." he said, jumping up and heading out without another word, or thought. The rest followed closely behind him, still training their thoughts so they wouldn't hear anyone as best they could.
"General, we have to go. We cant stand it anymore! Please let us leave, please!!!!" Jack whined loudly. The General took a look at the team carefully, and called for Doctor Frasier. They all waited in silence mostly until Janet arrived.
"Doctor, is this...illness any danger to their health at all?" He asked. Janet shook her head.
"Not that I can see, General. It is just...well, in their minds." She answered. The General took a breath and looked at the team again.
"Alright, I am granting you all one week off base- BUT! You are to go to the Colonel's cabin. Since it seems to be far from ,well, anything, it seems the perfect place. Dr. Frasier will go with you in case this becomes physically threatening. Dimissed." He said. Before he even got the final word out, the team had jumped out of their seats and were scrambling out the door.
"Meet me at my house in an hour. Pack light!" Jack called as they all left.
As scheduled, an hour later, they were all at Jack's house, with no more than two bags per person. Janet had arranged for Cassie to stay at a friend's house, and grabbed her medical bag on the way out. They decided to take both Jack's truck and Daniel's SUV, since they couldn't all, plus the luggage, fit into one vehicle. Teal'c rode with Jack and the girls with Daniel. When they finally reached the cabin, 3 hours later, they situated themselves in the rooms, the girl's sharing one, Jack in the master room, Daniel on the couch, and Teal'c could kel-no-reem in the floor of the living room quite comfortable. Teal'c promised not to burn the cabin down with his candles, and Jack sighed in relief when the Jaffa pulled out a long lasting flashlight instead, much to the amusement of the others. SG1 sighed in relief when they stopped to listen and could only hear each other's and Janet's thoughts. Thank God they couldn't hear any animals! The women started to cook while the men set the table and cleaned up the cobwebs from the walls and floor. After having a nice, very, very quiet dinner, the group retired early, thankful for at least some quiet time.
The next day, as Sam sat inside reading, she paused and listened. With a giggle, she responded to the Colonel's thoughts.
"Sir, I don't think "Here, fishy. Fishy, fishy," is going to get you a bite. "she said with a chuckle.
"You never know, Carter. Maybe the fish can hear me, too. Power of suggestion. Besides, it is much more fun to talk to the fish than the party- killer here. " Jack responded, talking about Daniel.
"You know, Jack. I wouldn't be complaining if you hadn't made me come out here and fish with you." Daniel replied with a gruff.
"Oh, and it is sooooo strenuous." Jack shot back. Sam just chuckled at the two, then turned her mind toward Janet and Teal'c, who were playing cards.
"I am surprised that the Colonel never taught you how to play poker, Teal'c. Although, you seem to be doing quite well." Janet was saying.
"Indeed. I seem to have obtained all of the small pieces of candy." Teal'c replied.
"Those are called, 'Jelly Beans.'" Janet informed him., causing Sam to chuckle again. She stopped suddenly as she heard another voice, one not belonging to any of the group there.
"Mmmm, this nut is great! I could gain quite a bit when I eat it. chatter chatter "Sam froze, about to say something, but Jack beat her to it.
"You have GOT to be kidding!!! "Jack cried. "Now we are hearing squirrels?! "
"If that guy thinks that I am going to bite that hook, he is crazy!" came another voice. Jack groaned as if in pain.
"Great, now we hear those fish. What's next? The bugs? "He cried.
"No, we don't like talking to humans. We just eat them alive. Like that good looking guy sitting with the blue shirt on. He looks mighty fine. " came a buzzing reply. Jack looked to Daniel, who shot him a surprised and innocent look.
" No way. You must be joking. Daniel, you are so....why are you laughing? Daniel? You ok?...Why you son of a...you are doing that, arent you? ARGH! "Jack screamed. Sam heard Daniel cry out for help and then footsteps in a dead run. She looked out the window and spotted Jack chasing Daniel, who was laughing hysterically as he dodged the Colonel.
"I thought it was funny, Jack! No! JACK!!! "was the last thing anyone heard before Jack pushed Daniel into the lake.
"That will teach you, smartass! God, and I thought I was actually hearing those stupid things! "Jack said as Daniel came sputtering up.
"Damn, that is cold! "was Daniel's only response.