A/N: THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR THE IDEAS. I finally went back and looked at ALL of my reviews which makes me love you guys even more and I came up with at least one or two new ideas. Thanks a bunch! Sorry Rogue 1614, this WILL have to end eventually, BUT, I did like your idea, so I am going to use it. Hehe. Anyway, apparently this wont be ending anytime soon at this rate I was ready for it to be done within 5 chapters, but.... Anyway, here ya go. R&R and keep those reviews and ideas coming for me! OH! Also, to anyone who has been wondering how they could get from Colorado Springs to Minnesota within 3 hours, when you actually cant do that...umm....well......lets see.......I know- Thor beamed them there! Yeah, that's it. Thor beamed them from Jack's house to the cabin, cars and all. Whew....:-) I didn't know how long it would actually take, so I made up a time, originally. Obviously, I was way off, so Thor has become my excuse. :-)
The next morning, everyone woke bright and early. While Daniel made the coffee and Jack called General Hammond, the rest sat around discussing, yet again, the situation.
"Hammond said to come home today, so Doc can do some tests." Jack relayed.
Oh boy. More needles.. Daniel thought, causing Jack and Sam to grin.
Yes, but it will be Jaaaanet giving them to you. Jack teased and Daniel shot him a look. The incessant teasing had begun.
" I had the weirdest dream last night." Sam said.
"Stranger than usual? I know that my dreams have never been this strange." Daniel replied out loud.
"Yeah, they were weird. I had a dream about Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow searching for treasure. I was with him, helping him." Sam said.
"Did you find it?"
"Well, I guess we did. We found a huge bowl of Jell-O and Jack was holding it, offering it to me. Come to think of it, sir, you were wearing a very strange costume."
"OH? What was that?"
"You were wearing a Tarzan costume and you kept saying that I was your Jane and that I was yours."
"What happened after that?" Daniel asked, trying to get the mental picture of Jack crying out a Tarzan yell out of his mind.
"Well....um....nothing. Nothing happened." Sam stuttered, for as much stuttering as she could do mentally.
"Carter? What happened?" Jack spoke up, straining to keep a straight face.
"Absolutely nothing, sir." Sam said quickly.
"Now, why don't I believe that?" Jack asked, letting a small grin slip.
"You know, I had some weird dreams, too. I dreamed that we found this great temple, but all the writing was in...well, pig latin. And the artifacts were just rocks shaped like....well, they were shaped oddly."
"How so?" Sam asked, grateful to change the subject slightly.
"Well, they were shaped like ...never mind. Another thing, the Stargate look like a hockey puck. That must have been from your dreams, Jack." Daniel pointed out. It was Jack's turn to cough and turn away.
"Uh, yeah, must have been." he said.
"Come to think of it, sir, what time did you go to bed? Because, my dreams were strange nearly from the beginning. Maybe I was picking up whatever you were thinking before hand." Sam said.
"OH, uh...I went to bed pretty late, so maybe it wasn't my dreams effecting yours. You must be becoming a fan of hockey, Daniel." Jack said with a grin.
"Then why would I be dreaming of running around with only a hockey jersey on?" Sam asked, blushing. Even if it was a dream, she was still a bit embarrassed by wearing virtually nothing.
"Cant answer that, Carter. Guess you are a fan, too."
"Not that much, sir. Were you thinking about hockey before you fell asleep last night?"
"Maybe."
"And were you thinking of Janet?" Daniel blurted out.
"No! I mean, not as anything other than a doctor."
"I also remember me kneeling and kissing your shoes and saying that they were only rocks, and not important." Daniel said, suddenly remembering the dream.
"Yeah, I did some pretty out-of-character things myself." Sam added with a blush. Jack grinned at her.
Ah, you didn't mind though, did you, Carter? he said smugly. Sam blushed more then stopped and looked at him in shock.
"You planted those ideas in our dreams! You were manipulating what we dreamed about, didn't you sir?!" she asked increduously.
"What? No, he couldn't do that, could he?" Daniel asked and looked at Jack who was failing miserably at hiding his smile.
"Well, it was fun. Um....I am going to go start packing now. See you all in an hour!" Jack said and took off out of the house.
"SIR!"
"JACK!!! GET BACK HERE!" Daniel cried and he and Sam took off after him. Janet and Teal'c, who had heard the whole conversation, sat back and watched in amusement.
"Do you think we should go save him?" Janet asked with a grin.
"I do not. I believe O'Neill deserves getting caught by Major Carter and Daniel Jackson." Teal'c said with a grin back at the Doctor, who just laughed and moved to the window to watch. Sam and Daniel had cornered Jack and were yelling at him as he laughed.
"I actually dreamed of Blue Jello!"
"I knew there was something wrong! They aren't rocks, Jack! They are important artifacts!" Daniel yelled. None of them were actually mad, but it was fun to be able to yell at their commanding officer occasionally.
"Important artifacts that looked like Janet!" Jack braved and Daniel tackled him.
"They did not!" Daniel lied and Jack laughed.
"Yes they did. And you know what, Danny?" Jack asked and Daniel stopped to listen. "I didn't plant that part in there."
"ARGH! Shut up, Jack! Sam, help me!" Daniel called for reinforcements. Sam figured that it would be bad to tackle her CO, even in fun. Jack looked at her with a smile.
"Thank you, Carter. I knew you would be big enough to forget whatever you dreamed, even the talking nanocytes." He said. Sam suddenly remembered the part of her dream where the small bug-like things were chanting that she should take off the hockey jersey. With a loud battle cry from Sam and a squeak from Jack, Sam joined in on the wrestling. Janet and Teal'c laughed from the window.
"I wonder if they will ever grow up." Janet said.
"I don't not believe so." Teal'c said with yet another grin. Wow, he was on a roll this morning.