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Legolas: Call th... Walmart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! = )
Gandalf: Ok, give me your cell phone.
Legolas: Why? I like my cell phone. I don't want it 2 get hurt.
Gandalf: I need to use it.
Legolas: As long as you don't break it, or get fingerprints on it, or drop it in the dirt, or whack it with a stick.
Readers who r not Legolas fans: enough!
Gandalf: Ok Legolas: and that you don't drop it.
Gandalf: Ok Legolas reluctantly hands Gandalf the cell phone.
Gandalf grabs it and drops it.
Legolas: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I'm never letting you touch my stuff again!
Chiyo appears with catchers mit Chiyo catches it in her mit and hands it to Legolas.
Chiyo: Why do you have a cell phone anyway? You're an ELF! This is LOTR, not the REAL world!
Legolas: oh um... Because it looks cool.
Chiyo: Good answer. It is pretty cool.
(Not supposed to be online today)
Chiyo leaves.
Gandalf: Now can I use your cell phone?
Legolas: No!
Gandalf: Please?
Legolas: No!
Gandalf: Pretty please?
Legolas: No!
Gandalf: FINE!
Legolas: FINE!
Gandalf: I'll just use mine!
Legolas: Then why did you want to use mine?
Gandalf: yours looks cooler.
Legolas: Good answer. It is pretty cool.
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Somewhere far far away Chiyo: Why does everyone have a cell phone??? I don't have a cell phone! I don't really want a cell phone but it's the principle of the thing.
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Gandalf takes out cell phone and dials Hashbrown's number.
Gandalf: (conversation with Hashbrown) Can you come to Rivendell today?
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Can Hashbrown come 2 Rivendell? Find out in the next chappy.