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Hashbrown: Today?
Gandalf: Yes, today! Today is your brother's birthday!
Hashbrown: I'm well aware of that, and Zucchini, Bilbo, and I are IN Rivendell for your information! Where are you guys?
Gandalf: In Rivendell.
Hashbrown: yes but where?
Gandalf: Outside Legolas's house.
Hashbrown: Ok.
Gandalf: bye Hashbrown: sucker Gandalf: (conversation with the manager of The Smashed Pumpkins)
Gandalf: Can your band please come to Rivendell to perform for a strange birthday boy?
Mandager: No.
Gandalf: Please?
Manager: No.
Gandalf: I'll pay you $1 Manager: $2,000,000 Gandalf: $10 Manager: $1,000,000 Gandalf: $50 Manager:$25,000 Gandalf: I'll buy you a hat, a really big one.
Manager: We'll be right there Gandalf: bye Manager: loser Gandalf: (puts away cell phone) There's one last thing I need to do.
Legolas: What's that?
Gandalf: Go to Walmart for a monkey shaped pinata.
Legolas: Ok Gandalf: Can I borrow your car?
Legolas: NO!
Gandalf: FINE!
Legolas: FINE!
Gandalf: How about your horse?
Legolas: (thinking of what terrible things could happen to Maude.) NEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Gandalf: (cowering) Ok, Ok, I'll ride my own horse.
Legolas: Then why did you want to borrow mine?
Gandalf: Your car is cool and Maude is actually a nice horse. (To answer Legolas's questioned face) My horse has grown to hate me. Ever since I stabbed him with my stick.
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Geesh I just realized the fans on, & I can't turn it off! : (