A bit of ecchi-list yaoi silliness, based on the anime filler episode (no. 128) where Inuyasha crashes Kagome's school play and goes sword-to-sword with Houjou-kun. (Please, gang, don't jump in with the usual bigoted play on Houjou's name. Your old granny here considers that word to be really ignorant and offensive. Ditto for using "gay" to mean "bad." No, everybody doesn't say those things. The thoughtful, compassionate people you know are quietly embarrassed by you when you use those terms, and think less of you for them. So will I. Remember you're a better person than that.)
Swordplay
"Higurashi? Your friend has such a beautiful sword! The way it grew so big... Does it always do that?"
"Well, mostly when he gets excited. When he's really revved up, it turns all red."
"Does it… PULSATE?"
"...Yeah, maybe..."
"Higurashi, do you think you could... introduce us?"
"Now wait just a minute! Inuyasha's got other things to do! He's very involved with a magical ball..."
"Inuyasha has a magical ball? Oh, Higurashi!"
"Waitaminnit, Houjou-kun! You told me you could never be interested in anybody else but me!"
"Higurashi, I told you I could never get interested in any other GIRL."