An hour later.
Sam: Hello Meester Frodo, Happy birthday.
Frodo: Thanks Sam Gollum/Smegal: S: You have my birthday present. G: He has OUR birthday present.
Frodo: O.o Gollum/Smegal:G: Now we will embarrass you Frodo: O.o Gollum/Smegal:G: lets play truth or dare?
Frodo: Oh goody a game! Hey everybody we're playing truth or dare!
Everyone except for Gollum/Smegal: Yay!
Gollum/Smegal: G: Since it was our idea, we'll ask first. SS: ince Master is the Birthday boy, we'll ask him.
Frodo: Oh goody!
Gollum/Smegal: Truth or dare?
Frodo: um... truth no DARE Gollum/Smegal: I dare you to climb a tree and chase a squirrel.
Chiyo: Yay!
Legolas: You came up with that, so y r u cheering?
Frodo: That's easy.
Frodo goes over to a tree. He tries to climb it but can't reach the first branch. He jumps and still can't reach it. He goes and gets a rock, stands on it, and jumps. He STILL can't reach the branch.
Sam: You make me sick! Picking on a poor little hobbit who is on a mission to save Middle Earth. You should be ashamed of yourself!
Gollum/Smegal: G: We are. We are ashamed of ourselves for making a New Year's resolution NOT to kill anyone.
Everyone except for Gollum/Smegal and Frodo(who is still trying to climb a tree): O.o Legolas: You should see a psychiatrist.
Gandalf: I'll take you to the psychiatrist.
Legolas: No! The patient will end up in pieces if you take him!
Gandalf: Then you take him!
Legolas: I don't want him to ruin my cool car!
Gandalf: Then I will take him.
Legolas: No! Everyone, raise your hand if you want to take him.
Gandalf raises his hand.
Legolas: Not you! Defiantly not you! Is there no one else? Sam? Hashbrown? Zucchini?
Sam: No way! He'll try to kill me.
Hashbrown: Eww! No! He's a creep!
Bilbo: No way Jose!
Legolas: My name's not Jose, my name's Legolas!
Chiyo: (dreamily) He's absolutely right Bilbo: Sorry Lego Lass.
Mob of angry fan girls (including Chiyo & Sibbie) carry him off.
Zucchini: Why is everyone looking at me? No! I will not take him!
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Who will send the creep to the psychiatrist?
Sam: Hello Meester Frodo, Happy birthday.
Frodo: Thanks Sam Gollum/Smegal: S: You have my birthday present. G: He has OUR birthday present.
Frodo: O.o Gollum/Smegal:G: Now we will embarrass you Frodo: O.o Gollum/Smegal:G: lets play truth or dare?
Frodo: Oh goody a game! Hey everybody we're playing truth or dare!
Everyone except for Gollum/Smegal: Yay!
Gollum/Smegal: G: Since it was our idea, we'll ask first. SS: ince Master is the Birthday boy, we'll ask him.
Frodo: Oh goody!
Gollum/Smegal: Truth or dare?
Frodo: um... truth no DARE Gollum/Smegal: I dare you to climb a tree and chase a squirrel.
Chiyo: Yay!
Legolas: You came up with that, so y r u cheering?
Frodo: That's easy.
Frodo goes over to a tree. He tries to climb it but can't reach the first branch. He jumps and still can't reach it. He goes and gets a rock, stands on it, and jumps. He STILL can't reach the branch.
Sam: You make me sick! Picking on a poor little hobbit who is on a mission to save Middle Earth. You should be ashamed of yourself!
Gollum/Smegal: G: We are. We are ashamed of ourselves for making a New Year's resolution NOT to kill anyone.
Everyone except for Gollum/Smegal and Frodo(who is still trying to climb a tree): O.o Legolas: You should see a psychiatrist.
Gandalf: I'll take you to the psychiatrist.
Legolas: No! The patient will end up in pieces if you take him!
Gandalf: Then you take him!
Legolas: I don't want him to ruin my cool car!
Gandalf: Then I will take him.
Legolas: No! Everyone, raise your hand if you want to take him.
Gandalf raises his hand.
Legolas: Not you! Defiantly not you! Is there no one else? Sam? Hashbrown? Zucchini?
Sam: No way! He'll try to kill me.
Hashbrown: Eww! No! He's a creep!
Bilbo: No way Jose!
Legolas: My name's not Jose, my name's Legolas!
Chiyo: (dreamily) He's absolutely right Bilbo: Sorry Lego Lass.
Mob of angry fan girls (including Chiyo & Sibbie) carry him off.
Zucchini: Why is everyone looking at me? No! I will not take him!
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Who will send the creep to the psychiatrist?