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Slytherin Bombshell

Chapter 3: The Random Patrol

            Nearly an hour later the five girls emerged from the shop, each carrying a large bag full of robes for the upcoming school year.

"Quality Quidditch Supplies!" Anj'la screamed. There was a loud cheer from the others, and they went tearing down the street, dodging the other inhabitants of the crowded area. They screeched to a halt in front of a small shop with many mobiles of Snitches, Bludgers and Quaffles. Lauren was the first one in.

"I win, I win!" she exclaimed. The others stumbled in, slightly out of breath.

"If little Miss Midget could beat you, you must be in sorry shape. By the way, are you following me?" Draco Malfoy sneered. 'Why is he always in the way?' Mariana thought as Jovanna stepped forward.

"Of course not," she told him, her feet not more than seven inches from his. She was half of a head taller than he was, and more muscular. She looked down on him, a look of great hatred on her face. He tried to stare bravely back, but it wasn't really working.

"I warned you once, Malfoy, and one warning is all that you get." An evil grin crossed her face. "Wash your mouth out." Bubbles came gushing out of his mouth, large and slightly blue. Another evil grin crossed another face. Anj'la's eyes sparkled maliciously.

"Pink. Make him pink." Suddenly, and to the great disappointment of the girls, the bubbles stopped. Anj'la turned to see Lucius Malfoy standing there, glaring, his wand raised.

"If I may inquire, why pink, you filthy little M-"

**WACK! ** Mariana, flying out of nowhere, smacked him across the face. Lucius, caught unaware, fell over.

"What was that for? I hadn't finished my sentence yet!" he told her, amazed. It had been years since anyone had really hit him, let alone hard enough to make him fall to the ground. Ironically enough, it had been her father who had dealt that blow to him.

"That one was just for the principle of it all." **WHAM! ** She kicked him. Odd, hadn't Eric Starbanks done that, too?

"And that was for coming close to calling Anj'la a Mudblood." Lucius' nose began to bleed.

"Nice," Rose grinned, still holding back a furious Anj'la. Mariana pulled a big, hard, thick Beater's stick from her sleeve.

"Anything else you want to say?" She asked.

"No," Lucius admitted, eyeing the stick warily. If it made her leave him alone, might as well. The Devil Child turned to Anj'la.

"Do you promise not to attack my new, not-so-good friend, Lucius?"

"For today," Anj'la agreed reluctantly. Anj'la stopped struggling, stood upright, and dusted imaginary dust off her sleeve. Abruptly she turned and sprang on Draco.

"AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!" Draco said in an unusually high-pitched voice. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING??"

"I'm taking my anger at your father out on you!" was the answer. When Draco stood up, his normally perfect hair was in disarray.

"Oh," said Mariana, dabbing at her dry eyes. "I never thought I'd see the day when Malfoy's hair wasn't perfect." She said this all in a very fake, sobbing voice. Draco quickly pulled out a small pocket mirror.

"What did you do to me?" he screeched.

"NOOGIES!" the five girls screamed in unison. Rose stepped forward from the group.

"You should give your friends noogies at least once a month." The girls stepped into a circle and gave each other noogies. Doing this, they exited the shop.

The five girls emerged out onto the crowded street laughing hysterically. Rose began marching down the street chanting. "RANDOM patrol. Random PATROL." The others, following, began chanting as well.

"Ooh, said Mariana. "Ice cream!" They dashed inside the shop.

Meanwhile, back on the ranch, Lassie was trying to tell everyone that little Timmy was drowning in the well- I mean, Meanwhile, back at the shop, Draco and Lucius both got up and dusted their robes off. Draco turned to his father.

"I told you there was a reason they're known as the Random Patrol."

T?N: I'm sorry this is so short, but we were bored and wrote it over the phone. It ended with my mom kicking me off, I'd been on it for too long. J Next one soon!