Valorie: Hi! Melissa and I decided to write a little!

Melissa: Though, I don't know why.

Valorie: Yeah, well, we did leave the boys to work on this and surprisingly they didn't screw it up.

Melissa: -screams- YES THEY DID!! WHERE THE HELL IS MANNA WHEN YOU NEED HER?!

Valorie: Eh, gone?

Melissa: . Just start the damn chapter...

(interrupting to tell you something important)

Warnings: Go back to chapter ONE!

Disclaimer: -glares- Do we look like we own Yu-Gi-Oh? Because it certainly doesn't to us!

Chapter 3: How the hell does this girl know so much?

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Malik dodged a vase thrown by Isis as she chased his other around the living room. His sister had found out that Marik did not go to school today and decided to hang out with Ryou's yami, who probably, was receiving the same treatment. He opened the door to the apartment as he turned to stare at his darker half's pleading look. Before he could respond, Malik was grabbed by his shirt and thrown in the hall way.

Serenity reached in, grabbed the door knob, and slammed the door. "We did come here to see you and Marik but since he is obviously busy getting yelled at, you will have to answer for both of you."

The platinum-haired teen eyed the two. "Answer what, exactly?"

Mokuba's eye twitched as he started to walk around the teen in circles. "You, my dear Malik, will help Serenity and I with our mission to set my brother up with her brother."

"And you want Marik to help also?"

"Yes." Mokuba stopped and stood in front of Malik, his eyes planting themselves on Malik's. "You will get him to agree with this little plan."

Malik huffed and crossed his arms over his chest. "If I refuse?"

Serenity smiled and looked through her purse, pulling out a piece of paper. "Then we will give him this letter from you to Yami, expressing your deepest, darkest, sexiest, secrets of you wanting to do unexplainable things with the Pharaoh in bed."

The teen stared at her with wide eyes.

"And, may I add, with Yugi watching."

Malik choked back a scream. "Fine! But if that gets any where near Marik, your asses are mine!"

"We'll be going now." The two watched as Malik walked back in the apartment.

Mokuba turned to his girlfriend. "Why would Marik be mad about the letter?"

Serenity smirked. "There's another one of those questions that will be answered at the end."

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Bakura sat down on a bench in the park and watched as children-from-hell played with a soccer ball. He stood and turned away with disgust. 'Children should never be allowed outside.' As he was about to walk away, he was pounced upon and hit the concrete sidewalk.

"What the fucking hell?" The yami turned over on back to stare at the two who tried to 'molest' him. "What do you want?"

Mokuba offered his hand to help the teen up as Serenity explained their situation. "We want you to help Malik and Marik to watch Seto and Joey."

Bakura wiped the dirt off his pants. "Why would I help you?"

The red-haired girl smirked again. "We could always tell Ryou about you and Marik fucking the other night."

"I was drunk! I had no control over my actions!" The silver-haired teen turned around and started walking.

"Will Ryou agree with you on that little notion?"

Bakura turned back around. "Fine! What do you want me to do?"

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Yami yawned as he answered the door of the Kame Shop, revealing two teens, holding hands. "What?"

Serenity pouted. "Is that how you're supposed to treat your guests?"

The tri-colored yami sighed and moved away so the two could come inside. "Now what is it?"

"We need your help."

Yami smirked inwardly. "With what?"

"Setting up Seto and Joey. Will you help?"

"No."

Serenity winked at the raven-haired boy standing next to her. "If you don't, then I'll tell Yugi about your porn tapes."

Yami's eyes widen. "How the hell did you know about that?"

The girl brought two fingers to her lips and slid them across her pressed lips. "My little secret."

Mokuba smiled. "So, Yami-who-keeps-porn, what's your answer?"

"I really don't have a choice."

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Mokuba stared at his girlfriend with awe as they walked over to the limo in front of the Kame Shop. "If I ask will you say, 'That's a question to be answered after the mission'?"

"Most likely."

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Valorie: Girls can so write some good stuff!

Melissa: -jumps up and down- Damn straight!

Valorie: R & R please!

Pharaohs Angel: -eyes wide- Me? A fav? Wow! -smiles- Thankies! Hope you liked this chappy!

american in japan: There's a reason why the chappys aren't longer... the story is all ready finished. –smiles- Thankies for the review!

joey baby: More has came!

shadow: -smirks- Only I know the answer to who will win!

Amarin Rose: I know... the update has came!