Romeo: Bones, start typing. My hands are tired. -hands laptop to unwilling friend-
Bones: Fine, but your the Fluff Writer until I stop.
(interrupting to tell you something important)
Warnings: What have we been telling you? See chappy one!
Disclaimer: -glares-
Chappy 9: Problems
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Marik grumbled as he rummaged through his hikari's dresser. He had been looking for his favorite sock for the last thirty minutes. He pulled a box out and eyed it. "I never saw this before." The yami opened the box and gasped. "Why the hell does Malik have pictures of the Pharaoh and his brat?" He pulled out a piece of paper and read.
Pharaoh,
You're probably wondering why I, the great Malik Ishtar, is writing to you, of all people? Right? Good. Well, lets get things straight... I WANT YOU! Not the romantic relationship kind, but the one night stand kind. Get it? But I have another thing to offer if you agree with that. I want Yugi to watch, maybe join, it's up to him.
Why would I want you? You're wondering by now. Well, you're hot, though my yami is hotter, but I have always wondered how it would feel to fuck royalty. Yeah, right... what am I saying? I just want a one night stand... who cares about royalty. If I wanted that then I would talk to Kaiba. He's more royal then you.
Anyways, if you want me back for a night, let me know. But try to cover it up because I don't want Marik to find out about this.
Malik Ishtar
The platinum-haired yami stared at the letter in shock. "WHAT THE CRAP?"
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Yugi's grandfather cursed again as he hit his head under Yami's bed. He pulled out a plastic bag and being suspicious of the five thousand-year-old spirit, looked in it. He gasped as he saw the contents. Solomon jumped up and ran to the living room where his grandson was watching cartoons, sipping on a chocolate milkshake.
"Um, Yugi, I think you need to see this," he said, thrusting the bag into his grandson's arms.
Yugi stared at him for a minute then shrugged. He opened it and his eyes widen. "Grandpa, I really don't think I need to see what you do in your own time."
"Those belong to Yami."
The hikari blinked. "Yami? These are Yami's?" He laughed. "Oh, boy! He better not come back tonight."
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The silver-haired teen closed his eyes in pretend sleep as Bakura and Marik walked in the living room. Ryou had been watching TV but then decided to get some sleep since Bakura would want to be up all night.
"Marik, maybe we should tell them," suggested Bakura, raising Ryou's head off the couch so he could sit. "I mean, don't you think they would be mad at us for keeping this from them for this long?"
"Technically Malik can't do shit to me because of that damn letter. Who in their right mind wants to fuck the Pharaoh?"
"His light, perhaps? But back to subject at hand. Suggestions for me?"
Marik sighed. "Just tell him. That boy will forgive you even if you killed somebody. He loves you way too much."
"Yeah. So, you wanna have a fuck?"
"Isn't that what you're trying to get out of? So Ryou won't be mad at you?"
"Yeah, but hey, he doesn't know anything so how will he find out that we did it twice?"
"He won't." Marik grinned. "Race ya!"
"NO THE HELL HE WON'T!" Ryou opened his eyes and jumped off the couch. "OUT BOTH OF YOU!"
"Ry? Eh, it isn't what it looks like," his yami offered, thinking of something to say.
"OUT!"
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Joey smiled against Seto's lips as he kissed him again. He was laying on Seto's couch in his office at KaibaCorp, and really enjoying the make-up chat. He pulled Seto closer, grinding into the CEO. The blond loved to hear his boyfriend gasp, and he loved it more when he was the cause of the gasping.
The pulled apart, leaning their foreheads together, both smiling.
"That was fun," Joey mumbled, his breath coming in rapid breaths.
Seto grinned wider. "Yeah."
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Bones: What are they thinking? Are these girls just trying to cause trouble?
Romeo: -shrugs- Maybe. When will Mai come in?
Bones: Don't know. They said they were typing the rest for now.
Ranma Higurashi: I couldn't either. Thankies!
joey baby: He really is. Thankies!
mandapandabug: No one will get killed! (Bones: I meant that any other story but this one will not be updated until they are finished.). Thankies!
Kumori Sakusha formerly Saelbu: Hopefully this chappy was a little funny. Thankies!
Bones: Fine, but your the Fluff Writer until I stop.
(interrupting to tell you something important)
Warnings: What have we been telling you? See chappy one!
Disclaimer: -glares-
Chappy 9: Problems
= = = = = = =
Marik grumbled as he rummaged through his hikari's dresser. He had been looking for his favorite sock for the last thirty minutes. He pulled a box out and eyed it. "I never saw this before." The yami opened the box and gasped. "Why the hell does Malik have pictures of the Pharaoh and his brat?" He pulled out a piece of paper and read.
Pharaoh,
You're probably wondering why I, the great Malik Ishtar, is writing to you, of all people? Right? Good. Well, lets get things straight... I WANT YOU! Not the romantic relationship kind, but the one night stand kind. Get it? But I have another thing to offer if you agree with that. I want Yugi to watch, maybe join, it's up to him.
Why would I want you? You're wondering by now. Well, you're hot, though my yami is hotter, but I have always wondered how it would feel to fuck royalty. Yeah, right... what am I saying? I just want a one night stand... who cares about royalty. If I wanted that then I would talk to Kaiba. He's more royal then you.
Anyways, if you want me back for a night, let me know. But try to cover it up because I don't want Marik to find out about this.
Malik Ishtar
The platinum-haired yami stared at the letter in shock. "WHAT THE CRAP?"
= = = = = = =
Yugi's grandfather cursed again as he hit his head under Yami's bed. He pulled out a plastic bag and being suspicious of the five thousand-year-old spirit, looked in it. He gasped as he saw the contents. Solomon jumped up and ran to the living room where his grandson was watching cartoons, sipping on a chocolate milkshake.
"Um, Yugi, I think you need to see this," he said, thrusting the bag into his grandson's arms.
Yugi stared at him for a minute then shrugged. He opened it and his eyes widen. "Grandpa, I really don't think I need to see what you do in your own time."
"Those belong to Yami."
The hikari blinked. "Yami? These are Yami's?" He laughed. "Oh, boy! He better not come back tonight."
= = = = = = =
The silver-haired teen closed his eyes in pretend sleep as Bakura and Marik walked in the living room. Ryou had been watching TV but then decided to get some sleep since Bakura would want to be up all night.
"Marik, maybe we should tell them," suggested Bakura, raising Ryou's head off the couch so he could sit. "I mean, don't you think they would be mad at us for keeping this from them for this long?"
"Technically Malik can't do shit to me because of that damn letter. Who in their right mind wants to fuck the Pharaoh?"
"His light, perhaps? But back to subject at hand. Suggestions for me?"
Marik sighed. "Just tell him. That boy will forgive you even if you killed somebody. He loves you way too much."
"Yeah. So, you wanna have a fuck?"
"Isn't that what you're trying to get out of? So Ryou won't be mad at you?"
"Yeah, but hey, he doesn't know anything so how will he find out that we did it twice?"
"He won't." Marik grinned. "Race ya!"
"NO THE HELL HE WON'T!" Ryou opened his eyes and jumped off the couch. "OUT BOTH OF YOU!"
"Ry? Eh, it isn't what it looks like," his yami offered, thinking of something to say.
"OUT!"
= = = = = = =
Joey smiled against Seto's lips as he kissed him again. He was laying on Seto's couch in his office at KaibaCorp, and really enjoying the make-up chat. He pulled Seto closer, grinding into the CEO. The blond loved to hear his boyfriend gasp, and he loved it more when he was the cause of the gasping.
The pulled apart, leaning their foreheads together, both smiling.
"That was fun," Joey mumbled, his breath coming in rapid breaths.
Seto grinned wider. "Yeah."
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Bones: What are they thinking? Are these girls just trying to cause trouble?
Romeo: -shrugs- Maybe. When will Mai come in?
Bones: Don't know. They said they were typing the rest for now.
Ranma Higurashi: I couldn't either. Thankies!
joey baby: He really is. Thankies!
mandapandabug: No one will get killed! (Bones: I meant that any other story but this one will not be updated until they are finished.). Thankies!
Kumori Sakusha formerly Saelbu: Hopefully this chappy was a little funny. Thankies!