Disclaimer: I dont own Trigun, Kidz Bop, or the "Always Wear Sunscreen" song
A/N: This was inspired by the "Always Wear Sunscreen". There is definally no way you can sing these lyrics to that song because it exploded in the moment into something larger, But you get the general point...Enjoy!
Tribop:Volume One-Not Sold in Stores!
Song 3:Always wear sunscreen!
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Planet Gunsmoke.
Always wear Sunscreen!
I have lived for a lot longer then all of you!
Life is simple. No, wait, its needlessly complicated.
Enjoy your youth, but dont drink so much that you barf. If you cant hold you drinks then dont worry about it.
Understand that I dont always take my own advice. I drink and barf alot!
Always feel free to act the way you want. Along with all my years I have learned that being a goofball isn't always a bad thing!
Eat how you want. Ok, maybe not, especially to all those women. I am not a Doctor, but if I was I would invent the donut diet! Take that adkins diet!
Enjoy your fun dip while it last! It is fun to eat, but more fun to throw in peoples eyes!
Dangerous toys are fun, but you could get hurt!
Don't call old ladies at bars Granny cause you might get hurt.
Dont smoke! coughwolfwoodcough becuase even if you wear sunscreen you will probely get cancer from the cigerettes!
If you like a girl, mess with her, not that way! Get you mind out of the gutter!
Make the girl angry and let her beat you up cause you know she can't hurt you anyway!
Carry a big gun! The ladies love big guns...
Flirt with all the girls, except the one you like to piss her off!
Love your family even if they are psychotic.
You shouldn't think of the lady that was like you mother as anything but your Mom!
You shouldn't wear heavy cloths in the desert!duh cause you are gonna get hot(trust me I know!)
Always risk your life to save inncoent people.
Inter quick draw contest
Then use ketchup to make people think you got shot!
Always look out for a black cat...
It's like wheres Waldo...only not!
Take up little jobs in your spare time,
But make the women get the long term ones.
Spiders and Butterflies can live together in piece.
Convince your brother of this!
Remember that is a small world after all.
Thats why I couldn't get alway from the insurence girls!
Take over a krispy kream donut shop once in you life.
Say that you are taking the donuts hostage and if anyone moves you'll eat them all!
Watch out for sand worms!
Don't act like they are Pokemon and try to 'catch'em all!'
Don't hang infront of a girls window and then say you were patrolling for evil spooks
You might get slapped for being a peeping tom!
There are many other things in this world that I could give you advice on
But you need to experience them yourself
Love is not lust and when you love someone tell them
Be brave and live eachday as it comes.
You dont have to take my advice, But trust me on the sunscreen…
Spoken by: Vash T. Stampede