Chapter #13
Argus Filch
Name: Argus Filch
Address: I live at Hogwarts, 'cause I'm the caretaker there.
Age: 52, last time I counted
Parents: I was abandoned when my parents found out. never mind... don't go pressuring me into spilling out my secrets!
What school do you go to: Trying to poke fun at me eh? Pointing out the fact that I couldn't attend Hogwarts? When I get my hands on you.
House: There you go again!! I warned you!!!
Blood: pureblood
Favourite Colour: Grey
What did you last eat? : Some leftovers from lunch the house-elves brought me. I hate eating in the Great Hall with everybody. there's too much noise!!!
What are you wearing? The filthy rags I always wear. I dress like a house- elf, but I'm too lazing to bathe or change my clothes
Your siblings and their ages? Oh yes my perfect little sisters Shelly and Margaret who went to Hogwarts and were the apple of my parents' eyes. Shelly is probably 47, and Margaret is probably around 50. Brats.
Pets: My wonderful cat Mrs. Norris.
Best Friend: I do not have a best friend. I hate everyone. except Mrs. Norris. She is my best friend if cats count.
Do you follow the rules: Yes, but those stupid students don't. If only Umbridge was still here. I'd give them a whipping of a lifetime.
What was your first word: Mama
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Ya right. The only female in my life is Mrs. Norris.
Do you have a tattoo: Yes, a snake going up my left arm that I got when I was 15
Are you a morning person: No!
Are you right or left-handed: right
Quick, I've just punched you. What do you do: Hang up from the dungeon ceiling by the ankles. I don't care if Dumbledore won't let me, nobody punches Argus Filch and gets away with it.
What do you do when you're bored: give students detention
Who do you hate the most: Fred and George Weasley.
What do you sleep in: what I am wearing now
What are your best and worst qualities: Best; being able to scare students Worst; Being a Squib
What's your favourite animal: Mrs. Norris
Where do you see yourself in 10 years: Still here, cleaning up kids' messes. Nothing better to do with my life.
What's your favourite quote: My, my aren't we in trouble.
Anything you wish to say before we go: I LOVE YOU DOLORES UMBRIDGE!
By: Gryffindor Girl. Please review and thank you very much to those who did. Check out the other story I started pretty please and tell me if I should go on. Slytherin Girl is doing Oliver Wood next, and then we'll do ourselves!!!
Disclaimer: WE DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS!! They belong to JK Rowling!
Argus Filch
Name: Argus Filch
Address: I live at Hogwarts, 'cause I'm the caretaker there.
Age: 52, last time I counted
Parents: I was abandoned when my parents found out. never mind... don't go pressuring me into spilling out my secrets!
What school do you go to: Trying to poke fun at me eh? Pointing out the fact that I couldn't attend Hogwarts? When I get my hands on you.
House: There you go again!! I warned you!!!
Blood: pureblood
Favourite Colour: Grey
What did you last eat? : Some leftovers from lunch the house-elves brought me. I hate eating in the Great Hall with everybody. there's too much noise!!!
What are you wearing? The filthy rags I always wear. I dress like a house- elf, but I'm too lazing to bathe or change my clothes
Your siblings and their ages? Oh yes my perfect little sisters Shelly and Margaret who went to Hogwarts and were the apple of my parents' eyes. Shelly is probably 47, and Margaret is probably around 50. Brats.
Pets: My wonderful cat Mrs. Norris.
Best Friend: I do not have a best friend. I hate everyone. except Mrs. Norris. She is my best friend if cats count.
Do you follow the rules: Yes, but those stupid students don't. If only Umbridge was still here. I'd give them a whipping of a lifetime.
What was your first word: Mama
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Ya right. The only female in my life is Mrs. Norris.
Do you have a tattoo: Yes, a snake going up my left arm that I got when I was 15
Are you a morning person: No!
Are you right or left-handed: right
Quick, I've just punched you. What do you do: Hang up from the dungeon ceiling by the ankles. I don't care if Dumbledore won't let me, nobody punches Argus Filch and gets away with it.
What do you do when you're bored: give students detention
Who do you hate the most: Fred and George Weasley.
What do you sleep in: what I am wearing now
What are your best and worst qualities: Best; being able to scare students Worst; Being a Squib
What's your favourite animal: Mrs. Norris
Where do you see yourself in 10 years: Still here, cleaning up kids' messes. Nothing better to do with my life.
What's your favourite quote: My, my aren't we in trouble.
Anything you wish to say before we go: I LOVE YOU DOLORES UMBRIDGE!
By: Gryffindor Girl. Please review and thank you very much to those who did. Check out the other story I started pretty please and tell me if I should go on. Slytherin Girl is doing Oliver Wood next, and then we'll do ourselves!!!
Disclaimer: WE DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS!! They belong to JK Rowling!