A/N: What happens when boredom gets the better of you.
Ash: -jumps up on a table-
The name on everybody's lips
Is gonna be De Brie
The lady raking in the chips
Is gonna be De Brie
I'm gonna be a celebrity
-prances over to Dorian, who looks as if he doesn't know what a "celebrity" is-
That means
Somebody everyone knows
-flips Dorian's hat off using a finger, while her face is
about an inch away from his- -puts in on and walks around in it, looking really
sexy-
Sethoz and Raven: -are hanging on to Dorian to make
sure he doesn't try to kill Ash-
Clez:
They're gonna recognize her eyes
Her hair
Her teeth
Her boobs
Her nose
Skinner:
From just some dumb war god's wife
She's gonna be De Brie
Who says that song is not an art?
Ash: -is twirling Dorian's hat around one finger-
And who in case her computer doesn't hang
Can say she started with a bang?
Ash De Brie!
Boys...
Tom, Skinner, and Jekyll (the boys):
They're gonna wait outside in line
To get to see
Ash:
De Brie
Think of those autographs
I'll sign
Good luck to ya
Boys:
De Brie
Raven:
And she'll appear
In a lavalier that goes
All the way down to her waist
Boys:
Here a ring
There a ring
Everywhere a-ring-a-ling
Sethoz:
But always in the best of taste!
Mina:
Mmmm, she's a star!
And the audience loves her!
And she loves them
And they love her for loving them
And she loves them for loving her
Sethoz:
And they love each other
And that's because none of then
Got enough love in our childhoods
Dorian: -to Ash-
And that's showbiz
Kid
Boys:
She's given up her hum drum life
Ash:
I'm gonna be sing it
Boys:
Ash De Brie
She made a scandal and a start
Raven: She started Springtime! Whaddaya think?
Ash:
And Sophie Tucker will flip
I know
To see her name get billed below
Ash De Brie
-poses with Dorian's hat on-
Dorian: -makes a move to take it back- -is whacked by Sethoz, Clez and Raven using purple flowers-