Authors Note- Slytherin Girl and I are going to try to make up for the wait by updating quicker.

Chapter #22

Vernon Dursley

Name: Vernon Dursley

Address: What do you care? You're going to put me on your mailing list or something aren't you? Sending me junk mail that I don't want, trying to sell me your crap. Well Vernon Dursley is not falling for that one!

Age: That is a personal question! I do not have to answer that.

Parents: Amelia and Sheldon Dursley

What school do you go to? I'm done with school, I graduated and have a job and a family you dimwit. If you must know I went to Smeltings, one of the finest schools around.

House: You mean my address? I already told you, Vernon Dursley is not that stupid. I'm not stupid at all!

Blood: Blood? What do you mean by that? My blood type? Oh, you want me to donate blood now do you? Well Vernon Dursley isn't stupid or generous!

You favourite Colour: Grey

What did you last eat? : These are the stupidest questions ever. I last ate a box of donuts!

What are you wearing? : A suit, because I'm at work!

Your siblings and their ages: One sister, Marge who's 2 years younger than me.

Pets: I do not allow pets in my house. They smell bad and make messes, although the boy does have that dratted owl. I should kill it one night while he's asleep. Yes, I think I'll do that. 

Best Friends: What a dumb question. Friends? Who needs friends? They're a waste of time.

Do you follow the rules? : What rules? Do you mean the law? Of course I do!

What was your first word? : mine

Boyfriend/ Girlfriend: I'm married u dolt, to Petunia Dursley

Do you have a tattoo: no

Are you a morning person?: I get up every morning to go to work so I have to be

Are you left or right handed? : right

Quick, I've just punched you! What do you do? Hire a lawyer and sue you

What do you do when you're bored? Yell at the Potter boy

Who do you hate the most? Potter and everybody like him.

What do you sleep in? Pajamas

What are your best and worst qualities? : Best: I have a lovely wife and son Worst: I'm related (although only by marriage) to the Potter boy.

What is your favourite animal? I don't like any animals. They're a waste of space on the earth, a waste of our air. All they're good for is food.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Same place. Same life. At least Potter will be gone by then. Maybe he'll be dead! But I must not get my hopes up.

What is your favourite quote? The mustache makes the man.

Anything you wish to say before we leave: The world would be a much better place without Potter and people like him.

Authors Note: By Gryffindor Girl. I would like to apologize to you all for the wait for the previous update, but that's Slytherin Girl's fault, not mine! But I apologize for not forcing her to write the next chapter earlier.

For all the readers of my other story, If Things Were Different, I'm waiting for 3 more reviews of my last chapter before I continue. The story will get more interesting, I swear! Just 3 more reviews, it's not that hard. And for those of you who haven't read it yet, please check it out.

I think the next person I do will be either Lily, although she might be hard, or Hagrid. I don't know who Slytherin Girl is going to do, but I'll try to get her to update fast.

And thanks to poverty-sucks for all your helpful tips and corrections. Ginny's full name is Ginevra (I didn't know that when I wrote the chapter, but I read it on not too long ago) Ron's middle name is Bilius, and Hermione's middle name is Jane. We apologize for the mistakes!

WE DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS! THEY BELONG TO JK ROWLING!

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