Chapter Three- Crash and Burn

I walked into the café on a Saturday evening preparing for yet another fun filled evening. Going in I found the guys sitting at a table looking like they had no clue on what to do that evening. Making my cocky entrance to make them think I had something to do when really I didn't at all. Found myself sitting right next to my brother trying to find something to do that would entertain us all.

"So what do we do" Jake asked

"We sit" Tim said

"No girls with us. We just sit" Lucas said

"I don't know why you guys are moaning for" I replied

"Do you see this table. It is all guys, we have girlfriends" Jake said with much hostility

"Well I'm just dating" Tim said

"You want to know the reason why they ditched us" Lucas said

"Why" I asked

"Because they had stuff to do" Lucas said

"I think I know what stuff they are doing" I said with a huge smile on my face

"What. Let me know please" Jake said excitedly

"They are at that strip joint" I said

"They went to go see girls strip. Brooke, should have known I was down for that" Jake said

"I think I know why they said that" I said remembering how much Jake and Brooke fight

"So what do we do now" Lucas asked

"I say we go there" I said

"But it's a guys night there" Jake said

"Will grab the girls and leave then have some fun" I said

"Sounds cool to me" Lucas said

"This top secret night has just been open for investigation" I said grabbing my car keys and lead the way to the car.

The girls were truly having a great evening just getting wild without the guys around to be all protective. Brooke being the ring leader let loose the most seeing as Jake was not here to argue with. The guy strippers were happy that all these girls had showed up because money was flying left and right in the place. Sitting a booth, catching a breather was Haley and Peyton.

"This party is so fun" Haley said quite buzzed

"Yeah, it is. Lucas would kill me if he knew" Peyton laughed

"They never will" Haley laughed

"Where is Brooke" Peyton searched

"She's pouring champagne down the strippers g-string" Haley laughed at the sight that she was witnessing

"Its only once a year a girl can experience this" Peyton said

"Remember my bridal shower" Haley said

"Now that was good times" Peyton said

"I can't believe I'm dating Tim" Haley said

"I can't believe it either" Peyton said

"We have nothing in common" Haley said

"Well maybe that's the thrill in dating him" Peyton said

"Maybe. I mean he is funny at times but still" Haley said

"I get what you mean" Peyton said as Brooke made her way over with a full bottle in hand.

"Drink up ladies" Brooke said as she poured into Haley's cup

"Your completely drunk" Peyton noticed

"She's having fun" Haley reasoned

"How are you going to explain the hang over to Jake" Peyton said

"Just don't" Haley said

"I like when Haley is drunk" Brooke laughed

"I like it when your drunk, too" Haley laughed

"Yeah, well I hate it when your drunk" Jake said making his appearance known. "Party is over Brooke" he said as all the girls saw the guys

"What are you guys doing here" Peyton asked

"We thought we would do stuff together" Lucas said

"How did you know we would be here" Haley asked

"Lucky guess" I said "Hales, your drunk" I said

"I'm fine" Haley said

"Lets take you guys home" Tim said

"So much for them not finding out" Brooke said

Later on that night when the girls were all showered up and prepared for bed, staying at Nathan's beach house for the night. The girls were deffinantly feeling the effects of the nights actions. The guys couldn't help but laugh as they came out looking like hero's in this scenario.

"Never drink and drive" I said as he handed Haley a cup of water

"My head is spinning" Haley stated

"How did you guys find out is whats bugging me" Brooke said while she was drying her hair after taking a shower

"We found out through the grapevine" Jake said as Brooke sat on his lap

"It was a lot of fun though" Peyton smiled

"That you ditched your boyfriends for" Lucas said

"Well I'm sorry" Peyton said

"Why don't we just head off to bed" I stated

"Good idea" Jake said

"Honey can we cuddle tonight" Brooke asked

"Only with our pillows" Jake laughed as grabbed ahold of her hand and lead her to the room they were sleeping in

"Good night" I said to Lucas and Peyton before they went up to there room.

"I think I should go home" Tim said

"You can stay here" I offered

"No, I'm cool" Tim said

"Bye Tim" Haley said from the sofa

"Hope you feel better" Tim said before he lightly kissed her on the head then left.

"So you tore up the town tonight" I said

"Yeah, we tore it up all right" Haley moaned in pain

"Whats wrong" I asked concerned

"My head hurts" Haley said

"You've had hangovers before" I said

"I drank the whole bottle this time" Haley said

"Oh" I said as I pulled her close to me. Laying in my arms content on the sofa she just closed her eyes and fell asleep. There hadn't been many times where I saved her from the dreaded bottle but there weren't many times when I aided her through the hangover. "Good night Haley" I whispered as I tucked away a piece of hair from her face. Moments like this makes me wonder why most girls weren't like Haley, why weren't they like my ex is what I always say after breaking up with a girl. Its stupid to compare but look what I have to compare to. Haley was a goddess in my eyes and all the other girls were flawless to her beauty and inner beauty. Plus she had a great ass. Those thought ran through my head.
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Chapter Four- The Date

I sat at my computer contemplating on what I was about to do, trying to reason what I was about to do and I couldn't think of any. It was wrong, it was invasion of privacy but it was the only way that seemed to get me to be the ultimate leader of all guys across America to make one girls dreams come true through my help. It was an invasion of my ex who wrote some pretty interesting..I mean personal stuff. But then again my morals went out the door when I logged onto the computer. I had the username but I didn't have her password. Thinking of a clever way, I soon clicked on "forgot password" to answer some dumb question about favorite actor. It was a stomper, I had forgotten who her favorite actor was, the one question that stopped my access to the journal. But then a thought hit me, Brad Pitt. He's every girls favorite actor, which I don't understand. There it was, I was logged in by the typical answer. If Brad was here I would thank him for being so damn fine. That sounded so gay right now but I was happy at that moment please forgive the gayness coming through. I'm straight.

Dear Bigsby,

Its me again. I can not believe I got that drunk on Saturday, I mean I was totally dumbstruck by the bottle of alcohol. Luckily the guys came and dragged us out of that place. The evening ended quite nicely as we all stayed at Nathan's beach house. That evening I fell asleep with Nathan on the sofa, it was actually nice to wake up and see him next to me. It reminded me of old times that I do not care to go over. I'm glad I got to experience what I experienced on Saturday. While I was sitting in class today I wondered why it was that I couldn't seem to find a halfway decent boyfriend. When Peyton and Brooke were drunk they went to bed with their boyfriends and me, nothing. I need a boyfriend. No, I want a boyfriend.

After I did that it was clear what I had to do, I had to shape up Tim to be more of a boyfriend for Haley. Why, because she needed one. My reasons on granting her wishes were simple, it's the reasons I had from day one since Haley and I split up. I just want to see Haley happy again, I want her to have the life I never could have given her. I soon found myself sitting in the library schooling him on how to get Haley interested in him. The library thing didn't work but luckily I had a plan. All Tim needed to do was ask her out on date and I would give him and earpiece that way I could coach him through the date.

"That's not my style" Tim said

"Its hers though" I said

"She's coming" Tim said noticing Haley make her way to the car

"Before you even take her anywhere, tell her how beautiful she looks" I directed as I could Haley get in the car.

"Hey" Haley said

"You look beautiful" Tim smiled

"Thank you" Haley smiled

"If she is smiling cough, if not laugh" I instructed as he coughed as told

"Are you all right" Haley asked

"I am fine" Tim said then started up the car

"Ask her where she wants to go" I said

"Where do you want to go" Tim asked

"I don't care" Haley said

"Take her to the restaurant at the docks, its her fave" I said

I found myself sitting through a date of Tim and Haley in my room through and ear piece all night. It was so boring but Haley sounded like she was having fun and that's what mattered to me. It was coming close to the end of the date and well Tim said he could handle it from there and that's what I was afraid of.

"Whatever you do, don't drool over her" I said

"Do you hear that noise" Haley said

"That's my cell vibrating" Tim said nervously

"Your cell" Haley said

"Yeah" Tim smiled

"Ask her about tutoring" I said

"How is tutoring" Tim asked

"Its going really great" Haley said

"Tell her you were thinking of getting some tutoring" I said

"You know I was thinking that I should go to tutoring" Tim said

"You should" Haley said

"Tell her again how beautiful she is" I said

"Your really beautiful" Tim said

"Thank you" Haley said

"Tell her how much fun you had" I said

"I had a lot of fun tonight" Tim said

"I did, too. I was wrong about you Tim" I said

"Say most people are" I said

"Most people are" Tim said

"I'm glad you proved me wrong" Haley smiled

"I'm glad I did, too" Tim said as he leaned into kiss her

"I didn't say that" I said

"Good night" Haley said breaking the kiss then got out the car.

"I think I love her" Tim said

"You made it through" I laughed.

I sat in my room just smiling as if I was the one that went out with Haley. I remembered this feeling, thinking that I was on cloud nine when really I was level with the ground. But I know that she had a great time, I could hear it in her voice and when she laughed at the jokes I said, I mean the jokes Tim said.