Go with the Flow
Tatewaki, the Blue Lighting Clash of the Dangerous Rocky Mountain Guarded by a Thousand Angry Overtaxed Dragons who as Since Their Days in a Egg Have Been Fed a Large Dose of Violent Satanic Media So You Better Say Away, Pricks, If You Wish Every Damn Second You Are in My Way That It Would Not Only Be a Nickname.
Tatewaki grabbed his picture at that he was modifying and wrapped it into a blanket. He walked through is bedroom. He ran across the yard. He transmitted instantly over the moat. And he was so quick in seeing his sister that he ran into himself.
They pulled themselves together. He saw his sister with watery eyes looking into the clouds. "You made me lose my ribbon when you yelled."
"Together, twisted sister," Tatewaki said. He put the blanket in front of him. "Could you tell me who you see in this picture?"
He released a corner of it. She looked carefully. "That's Ranma! Wait, when did you go into my room and steal this?"
"You think it's Ranma?" He gulped and released the rest of the female Ranma that he coloured the hair black. Tatewaki fell down to the ground. "You know what this means. Sister, where did you go?"
No explanation, Tatewaki sat in his room cutting up the pictures of Ranma, or as he was hesitant to call now, Osage no Onna, and Akane. Ranma usually had on short shorts, and a white tank top and Akane was usually in her baggy uniform. Touching the heads of both of them on different pictures, he slid them cross from each other with his eyes closed. The radio was on, and he heard.
"I'm in love with you!"
"Akane?" Ranma's reply came from the radio.
"Oh shit, I have been waiting for those words," he uttered turning the radio off. He picked up his sword and put it across his legs. "All of the pictures of Akane have been put on Ranma's body, while all of Osage no Onna's pictures have Ranma's face on them. This is what happened….
'Akane was getting tired of me trying to beat her up, so she asked Nabiki, that bitch, to get me off her back. So Nabiki tells her, "Hey, I know this scam to pull on rich kids who have the eye out for you. It is bullet proof." "What's that," Akane says with a devil grin and rubbing her hands together.
"We hire this guy," Nabiki says, "This is what will happen…
'You are tired of that rich kid trying to court you; we will hire this guy, a master of disguise. One part he will play your fiancée, as a guy, and the other time he will play a woman who is also attached to your fiancée. So this guy pisses Tatewaki off by having you and a cute girl played by myself. Tatewaki will want to date the Female Ranma and hate the Male Ranma. When this happens I go to Tatewaki, "Hey, how are you?"
"I am split by two women, and that Ranma, jerk, has both of them." He will say.
"I got pictures of Akane and of your Osage no Onna. Pay the price." I will say. Then we take pictures of Ranma working out in a large jump suit and you in skimpy clothes that the female Ranma would wear. We switch the heads and really screw with him.'
"That is what happened." Tatewaki lamented. He picked up his sword and broke it in half. "Damn, why weren't you useful?"
---
When he started to walk, it started to rain. Every girl who laughed caused him to shrivel. He walked by down an alley way and saw a charred Happosai with his face in the water flowing down the pine. Running over there, he straightened the man up.
"Ranma and Osage no Onna are the same person." He said.
"Doesn't bother me," the Old man said looking at Tatewaki's arching eyebrows. "As much as it does that he kicked me very hard, and become on fire, and get hugged by Mousse, and ah… he likes to crack his neck."
"Doesn't bother me." Tatewaki responded.
"Good," Happosai drew the outline of a woman's frame in the hair, "my favourite part of female Ranma is her round thighs."
"I'm taking about his beating you up," Tatewaki said. "But, nevertheless, especially the less, I need you to train me to take revenge on Ranma."
"Excellent," and they swore on it with a hooking of their pinkies.
"After Ranma looking time," Happosai ran away.
"And I was once like him," Tatewaki shook his head and went on his way until he found the burnt Cat Café. "What happened here, old hag?"
She hopped around on top her wooden cane and her long hair bounced up and down. "Because of your sister's, Shampoo did not meet up with Mousse, so he went on his way to find her. On his way, because Ranma or Akane probably kicked Happosai, he landed on Ukyo's grill. Since she decided to flip him…"
"Don't blame it on me, how about Tatewaki's sister again," Ukyo said and she handed out a flyer to a random couple. "Come to Ucchan's for the amazing Buddha findings."
"But my sister wouldn't have caused this, if…" Tatewaki stopped as all the attention was focused on him. "I am definitely an honest innocent bystander in this issue of little importance. So Buddha is upon us, and an old lady's house and business hood is gone. I forgot where I was going. Ah, away from this sorry bunch."
He walked away as they complained about who did what. "Oh Akane, how I have tried and failed to court you as a proper lady. I will not admit failure to be an honourable man, and will continue to do so for my revenge. A scheduled fight with a good training period and trainer should make Ranma and Akane certified opponents for all our honour."
He stopped at an intersection and the clouds parted to show the warming light. His breath was at ease and then a bus drove by a splashed a puddle at him.
"I'm going to do the most underhanded thing I can do." He announced. The bus stopped out ahead and a boyfriend and girlfriend got off the bus and left a piece of paper on the bench.
"I'm in love with you!" The boyfriend said as he allowed his girlfriend to enter the bus first. The bus drove away and he walked up to the bench to see a flyer.
"Oh," he snapped his fingers, "I'm in love with you!"
An old lady with a bucket of water and a spoon replied, "Ain't so bad yourself."
"No," he said taking his attention from the bus, "that is the phrase for a radio call out prize. I set that up after hearing her father was sick and her sister had not been able to make any remedy. So I knew if I gave it to her, she would have rejected the claim, especially what I wanted to hear from her is that she is in love me. So, I sent up a contest with Nabiki so I could hear those words and hear those words. Those venomous words…'
'Nabiki told me that I could hear those words. "Hey, that is close enough. I'm positive with a woman that is true." I did not notice her jokes until now. "I will buy the soup for the Cat Café to make." "And we will hold a fake contest and hint Akane about it," she explained. "She will say the words you want. And I will get my fee." "And your father?" I asked.
"I'm giving him my family discount." She grinned, and always smiled.
"But the requirements to serve this," I said.
"Outlandish as they are, Osage no Onna can fit the bill," she replied.
"I'm disappointed to be next," I said and she giggled again.'
"Oh, how much she controlled me. I don't want to be next." He admitted. "But I do like her style. She is a cunning opponent in use of her units. Now I know that Ranma or Akane will be heading for the prize."
"But, the Cat Café burned down because I screamed," Tatewaki looked around if anyone was there. He remembered the flyer in his hand. "Oh, it is for the Buddha sightings at Ucchan's and the new prize for the radio broadcasting. How did this happen? Nabiki must have cut back on informing people to pocket more cash." He turned around and had a showdown with his sister.
"Don't kiss Ranma," she said, "the soup wouldn't work without her."
"Not that I want it to work, but your efforts too also don't want it to work," he said from the things he knew, "after what I plan for Ranma, the soup will never work."
Tatewaki, the Blue Lighting Clash of the Dangerous Rocky Mountain Guarded by a Thousand Angry Overtaxed Dragons who as Since Their Days in a Egg Have Been Fed a Large Dose of Violent Satanic Media So You Better Say Away, Pricks, If You Wish Every Damn Second You Are in My Way That It Would Not Only Be a Nickname.
Tatewaki grabbed his picture at that he was modifying and wrapped it into a blanket. He walked through is bedroom. He ran across the yard. He transmitted instantly over the moat. And he was so quick in seeing his sister that he ran into himself.
They pulled themselves together. He saw his sister with watery eyes looking into the clouds. "You made me lose my ribbon when you yelled."
"Together, twisted sister," Tatewaki said. He put the blanket in front of him. "Could you tell me who you see in this picture?"
He released a corner of it. She looked carefully. "That's Ranma! Wait, when did you go into my room and steal this?"
"You think it's Ranma?" He gulped and released the rest of the female Ranma that he coloured the hair black. Tatewaki fell down to the ground. "You know what this means. Sister, where did you go?"
No explanation, Tatewaki sat in his room cutting up the pictures of Ranma, or as he was hesitant to call now, Osage no Onna, and Akane. Ranma usually had on short shorts, and a white tank top and Akane was usually in her baggy uniform. Touching the heads of both of them on different pictures, he slid them cross from each other with his eyes closed. The radio was on, and he heard.
"I'm in love with you!"
"Akane?" Ranma's reply came from the radio.
"Oh shit, I have been waiting for those words," he uttered turning the radio off. He picked up his sword and put it across his legs. "All of the pictures of Akane have been put on Ranma's body, while all of Osage no Onna's pictures have Ranma's face on them. This is what happened….
'Akane was getting tired of me trying to beat her up, so she asked Nabiki, that bitch, to get me off her back. So Nabiki tells her, "Hey, I know this scam to pull on rich kids who have the eye out for you. It is bullet proof." "What's that," Akane says with a devil grin and rubbing her hands together.
"We hire this guy," Nabiki says, "This is what will happen…
'You are tired of that rich kid trying to court you; we will hire this guy, a master of disguise. One part he will play your fiancée, as a guy, and the other time he will play a woman who is also attached to your fiancée. So this guy pisses Tatewaki off by having you and a cute girl played by myself. Tatewaki will want to date the Female Ranma and hate the Male Ranma. When this happens I go to Tatewaki, "Hey, how are you?"
"I am split by two women, and that Ranma, jerk, has both of them." He will say.
"I got pictures of Akane and of your Osage no Onna. Pay the price." I will say. Then we take pictures of Ranma working out in a large jump suit and you in skimpy clothes that the female Ranma would wear. We switch the heads and really screw with him.'
"That is what happened." Tatewaki lamented. He picked up his sword and broke it in half. "Damn, why weren't you useful?"
---
When he started to walk, it started to rain. Every girl who laughed caused him to shrivel. He walked by down an alley way and saw a charred Happosai with his face in the water flowing down the pine. Running over there, he straightened the man up.
"Ranma and Osage no Onna are the same person." He said.
"Doesn't bother me," the Old man said looking at Tatewaki's arching eyebrows. "As much as it does that he kicked me very hard, and become on fire, and get hugged by Mousse, and ah… he likes to crack his neck."
"Doesn't bother me." Tatewaki responded.
"Good," Happosai drew the outline of a woman's frame in the hair, "my favourite part of female Ranma is her round thighs."
"I'm taking about his beating you up," Tatewaki said. "But, nevertheless, especially the less, I need you to train me to take revenge on Ranma."
"Excellent," and they swore on it with a hooking of their pinkies.
"After Ranma looking time," Happosai ran away.
"And I was once like him," Tatewaki shook his head and went on his way until he found the burnt Cat Café. "What happened here, old hag?"
She hopped around on top her wooden cane and her long hair bounced up and down. "Because of your sister's, Shampoo did not meet up with Mousse, so he went on his way to find her. On his way, because Ranma or Akane probably kicked Happosai, he landed on Ukyo's grill. Since she decided to flip him…"
"Don't blame it on me, how about Tatewaki's sister again," Ukyo said and she handed out a flyer to a random couple. "Come to Ucchan's for the amazing Buddha findings."
"But my sister wouldn't have caused this, if…" Tatewaki stopped as all the attention was focused on him. "I am definitely an honest innocent bystander in this issue of little importance. So Buddha is upon us, and an old lady's house and business hood is gone. I forgot where I was going. Ah, away from this sorry bunch."
He walked away as they complained about who did what. "Oh Akane, how I have tried and failed to court you as a proper lady. I will not admit failure to be an honourable man, and will continue to do so for my revenge. A scheduled fight with a good training period and trainer should make Ranma and Akane certified opponents for all our honour."
He stopped at an intersection and the clouds parted to show the warming light. His breath was at ease and then a bus drove by a splashed a puddle at him.
"I'm going to do the most underhanded thing I can do." He announced. The bus stopped out ahead and a boyfriend and girlfriend got off the bus and left a piece of paper on the bench.
"I'm in love with you!" The boyfriend said as he allowed his girlfriend to enter the bus first. The bus drove away and he walked up to the bench to see a flyer.
"Oh," he snapped his fingers, "I'm in love with you!"
An old lady with a bucket of water and a spoon replied, "Ain't so bad yourself."
"No," he said taking his attention from the bus, "that is the phrase for a radio call out prize. I set that up after hearing her father was sick and her sister had not been able to make any remedy. So I knew if I gave it to her, she would have rejected the claim, especially what I wanted to hear from her is that she is in love me. So, I sent up a contest with Nabiki so I could hear those words and hear those words. Those venomous words…'
'Nabiki told me that I could hear those words. "Hey, that is close enough. I'm positive with a woman that is true." I did not notice her jokes until now. "I will buy the soup for the Cat Café to make." "And we will hold a fake contest and hint Akane about it," she explained. "She will say the words you want. And I will get my fee." "And your father?" I asked.
"I'm giving him my family discount." She grinned, and always smiled.
"But the requirements to serve this," I said.
"Outlandish as they are, Osage no Onna can fit the bill," she replied.
"I'm disappointed to be next," I said and she giggled again.'
"Oh, how much she controlled me. I don't want to be next." He admitted. "But I do like her style. She is a cunning opponent in use of her units. Now I know that Ranma or Akane will be heading for the prize."
"But, the Cat Café burned down because I screamed," Tatewaki looked around if anyone was there. He remembered the flyer in his hand. "Oh, it is for the Buddha sightings at Ucchan's and the new prize for the radio broadcasting. How did this happen? Nabiki must have cut back on informing people to pocket more cash." He turned around and had a showdown with his sister.
"Don't kiss Ranma," she said, "the soup wouldn't work without her."
"Not that I want it to work, but your efforts too also don't want it to work," he said from the things he knew, "after what I plan for Ranma, the soup will never work."