~*~*~Too late to go back~*~*~
A/n- we're going to be skipping a lot in this chapter. Not in the beginning, but somewhere in the middle. This will make my life a lot easier.
"Hey! That's right pretty boy! We're talking to you and your vertically challenge friend!" (Please don't kill me Kurama and Hiei fans!)
"Grrr…." Hiei grabbed the top of his sword and was about to unsheathe it when Kurama stopped him.
'What are you doing kintsue?' Hiei said telepathically. (Quick lesson, I don't know if I spelt it right, but kintsue means something like 'demon fox'.)
'Look who it is Hiei, Chris and Troy. Most likely here to get their girlfriends back. They don't know how strong we are, if we don't fake a loss… those two girls in there will be stalking us forever.'
'… I feel that I am being faced with a dilemma. On one hand, I would never lose, especially to a human!'
'That's not true! You lost to Yusuke.'
'-_- You love to rub that in, don't you? And on the other hand, if I don't fake a loss, that girl will never leave me alone…'
'Well, it's either a little acting, or you're 'honey' for the rest of your life.'
"Hey! Are you listening to me!?" Troy yelled very loudly as he grew inches away from Kurama and Hiei.
"Oh, sorry I didn't hear you, can I help you?" Kurama asked politely.
"Yeah, you can by staying away from our girlfriends!"
"DON'T YOU THINK WE'VE TRIED? But all they do is follow us around and give us idiotic nick names like 'snuggle bunny'!"
"Snuggle bunny? That is MY nickname!" Troy thundered. However, Hiei didn't hear this because he was still rambling on, and on, and on, about Mikie and Asaku. (O-o Hiei has gone insane….)
"You can have it back…" Kurama stated under his breath, of coarse.
"Ok, this is it, we'll have a fighting match, right here, right now. If we win we get them, and vise versa." Chris said, his face very white, and his ears a VERY bright red. (This is seriously how it looks, it's really funny! I like to bug him about it.)
"HAVEN'T YOU BEEN LISTEING TO ME!? YOU CAN HAVE THEM!" Hiei roared with irritation.
Troy shot a very pathetic hit to Kurama and Hiei and Kurama feel to the ground, pretending to wince in pain.
"Ok- you win!" he said as he clutched his stomach. Chris looked at him with a satisfactory look. Troy hit Hiei in the stomach as well.
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"Oh my- I am in great pain." He said as if he was reading a script. Then he laid down on the ground and closed his eyes.
" ^_^ HA! WE WON!" Chris yelled with enthusiasm.
"SHHH! Don't act like it's our first time!" Troy yelled, trying to keep a cool, collected look on his face. However, one could see his excitement.
"OH MY GOD!!!" a shrill voice rang through the air. Chris and Troy turned to see who it was while Hiei and Kurama (Hiei was still acting like he died.) were laying on the ground.
"Mikie?" Troy questioned.
"Asaku?" Chris asked.
"Don't you dare 'Asaku' me!" Asaku yelled as she and Mikie ran over to the site.
"Yeah! How could you? Knocking out two defenseless boys like that? I'll never forgive you!" Mikie shouted.
"But-but!" Chris stuttered
"Don't 'but' me Chris!" Asaku warned. They both kneeled down to the two supposedly injured boys.
"Are you okay Kurama?" Mikie asked in a very gentle voice.
"I'm fine thank you very much."
"No you aren't. Don't worry, you're delirious." Mikie told him.
"Yeah, how are you feeling Hiei?"
"I-" Hiei was about to say irritated when Asaku quieted him.
"Shh! Don't talk, save your strength. Don't worry, your sweetie pie is here."
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? I'M NOT YOUR 'HONEY', YOU ARE NOT MY SWEETIE PIE. AND I HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOU AT ALL! AND IF KURAMA CAN'T COME UP WITH A PLAN CUNNING ENOUGH TO GET RID OF YOU, MY JAGAN WILL! HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!" (Told you Hiei has gone insane…)
"O_O ummm, Hiei, this is exactly what we were trying to avoid. Basically the whole reason we had to go out with them in the first place… And-"
"o__O shut up fox! I'm getting my REVENGE!!!HA HA! HA HAHAHAHAH HAAA!!" Hiei ripped the banndana off his head to expose his eye.
"You will go home, and forget all about me and Kurama. And if I ever see you again, I'll kill you! So… BE GONE!" Hiei made the four humans into mindless slaves with his Jagan and sent them home so he would never have to see them again.
at the stadium
"Hiei, wasn't that a little harsh?" Kurama asked.
"Hn." Was all he said. (HURRAY! He's sane again!)
"^_^ who cares? It got the job done!" Kuwabara said happily. From what the two told him, he was glad they were gone.
"How is everyone doing?" Koenma popped out of no where.
"AH! Oh it's you. Um. Fair." Kuwabara responded.
"Has anyone seen Keiko? I wanted to see how Yusuke spirit best is doing."
"No she's not here. The match is starting now, we better go…" Kurama noted.
~*~flashback~*~
"Hey Keiko, wake up!"
Keiko was sleeping on the couch with a blanket pulled over her.
"Huh? Oh yawn what is it Koenma?"
"Well right before Yusuke left, his spirit best hatched and because he's gone, I thought you might want to take care of him. He's Yusuke's other half so to speak so take good care of him."
"Aww! He's so cute! ^_^!" Keiko immediately started to pamper it and tell it how cute he was.
"Yes, well. I see that this will not be a problem… ^_^;;"
~*~end flashback~*~
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(Puu is in the story now!!! Okay now we will skip all the way to the last round of the tournament. I'm assuming everyone has seen the episode 'the beginning of the end' which is the last episode that toonamie aried. If you haven't tell me and I'll explain it to you because we're going to skip that too!)
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"So Kurama is gonna fight the gay vampire wanna be…" Yusuke said as Kurama hopped on to the stadium.
"Yes, and I'll take the big one with the armor, bui I belive was his name. I was going to take the thug with the sunglasses, but after what he did to Genkia, it will be your honor." Hiei said.
"…Thanks Hiei."
"hn."
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(I know we're skipping a lot, but trust me, this story ain't over yet and if I include every fight, this story will take FOREVER. And that would not be fun to read. So I'll just include the winners of the match so I won't spoil ALL of the episodes. However, if you want to know what really happens in the Dark Tournament, tell me in your review and include your e-mail and I'll tell you. If you don't want to know who wins, stop reading this chapter and come back for the next. Because the next chapter it's really going to change. ^_^)
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"And the winner of the match is Karasu!" Jury yelled over the loud speaker.
"I'm- sorry Yusuke. If I only-"
"Shut up. It's fine; we'll get them next time. You did good." Yusuke told him as he carried his badgered friend off of the ring.
"THOSE NO GOOD CHEATERS!" Kuwabara stormed.
"Hn. My turn." Hiei said as he leaped swiftly into the ring.
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(yet again we skip.)
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"AND THE WINNER IS HIEI!" Jury annoced threw the loud speaker.
"WOW. That was awesome Hiei!" Yusuke congragulated him.
"Yes, quite a show." Kurama commented.
"WHOOT! Yes! One win for the good guys." Kuwabara cheered.
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(ok, there is a lot of drama that I love In Kuwabara's fight. However, I loved the shows version so much, that I'm not going to add all of that stuff, sorry! So there will be two skips.)
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"And the winner is Kuwabara!"
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"Urameshi, win this one."
"Yeah."
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(is this getting annoying??)
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"what! THAT guy is fighting?" Botan yelled.
"YES! This will be good! Yusuke can win this one easily." Keiko said.
"I want this to be the final determining factor for the tournament."
"Okay, I agree. The bet, my life."
"Ko-koenma? No! he can't do this! What if Yusuke looses? Huh? What than? He'll be dead! He and Yusuke will both be dead! He- he can't!" Botan burst out crying. All duing this, Keiko kept on thinking of what Botan said 'what if he looses?' 'He'll be dead'.
"NO BOTAN! He won't lose. Yusuke won't lose. He's never lost before… and he won't do it now. I know him. He can do this! He has to do this-"
'Yusuke, let's go home. I want to go home. None of this is happening. It's a dream and I'll wake up and tomorrow you'll ditch class, and I'll go yell at you like I always do. Than you flip my skirt or do something else and I'll slap you. But in the end we'll make up. And we'll be fine…'
A/n- read and review!