Chapter 5: Team Rocket's Stupidity
SG: Meepie!!! The disclaimer is the same!! Yeah!!!! So let the Legendary Pokemon Free For all Begin!
Ashura: Umm...there is no Legendary Pokemon Free For All....
SG: Great...you just had to spoil the fun....-.-
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"To save...the Chosen One...."said Lugia.
"The Chosen One?"asked Gary.
"In the Orange Islands, there's a legend about the Titans of Fire, Ice and Lightning. Which are Zapdos, Articuno and Moltres. If the harmony was disturbed, the Water's Great Guardian will arise...but in the legend, it fails.....then the Earth will turn to Ash...."said Misty, recalling the legend by heart.
"Turn to ash? You mean the Earth almost became a giant pile of ash?"asked Gary. Misty and Brock slammed their hands on their own foreheads.
"No! That's not it! It means it will turn it's help to Ash! DuH! Any moron would be able to know that!"yelled Misty.
"Well excuse me!"said Gary.
"So you mean to tell us Ash is the chosen one?"asked Morty.
"In the legend, yes.....The legend did happen and he was able to fulfill it..."said Lugia.
"So then..if you said that you came to save the Chosen One....who is Ash...you mean to tell me he's in the Tin Tower with Ho-oh and Ashura!"shouted Mrs. Katchem. (SG: Note, they are still not believing what Misty said...)
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On a different Floor of the Tin Tower
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"I can't believe the legendary bird, Ho-oh has descended....."said James as he, Jessie and Mewoth were sneeking through the Tin Tower.
"Yes, and we should be able to grab it for the boss....and we will so have a promotion...."said Jessie.
"So let's find the big bird and become rich!"said Mewoth very loudly. They slammed their hands over the Cat Pokemon's mouth to make it shut up. It was very silent.
"You know, I hate eerie silent...."said James. Soon, laughter appeared everywhere. The 3 started to look around.
"So...2 humans and a talking Pokemon were able to get in here.....heh...heh...heh...."said the voice from the stairs.
"Oh great, someone beat us to it..."said Jessie. Soon, a semicircle of fire appeared behind them, blocking their exit. Jessie screamed because her hair was almost set ablaze.
"Heh heh heh...pathetic...."said the voice.
"You coward! Show your self!"said James. Soon, the sound of footsteps.
"Uh, James....maybe you shouldn't have said that..."said Jessie. Soon, Ashura was walking down the stairs. Soon, the fire started to diminish.
"What nerve of you, sicking your fire pokemon at us! You almost toasted my hair!"yelled Jessie.
"Heh....like I care about your hair....you 3 are not allowed here...."
"Like WE care what YOU say!"said Mewoth.
"Hey you guys...do you remember yesterday...."said James.
"What does this have to do with now?"asked Jessie.
"Well...remember how we saw the twerp being kidnapped by the Legendary Pokemon...."
"Yeah, so?"
"I don't know, I thought I would bring it up......"said James.
"Idiot...."said Jessie as she slammed her fist on her head.
"Hey you! We had are sights on Ho-oh first!"yelled Mewoth. Ashura gave them the death glare.
"Is that so....." The 3 froze again.
"Hey wait! Why are we afraid of him!"yelled Mewoth.
"Uhhh"said the 2.
"Look at his belt! He has no Poke'balls!"yelled Mewoth as he pointed.
"You're right...."said James as the 2 snapped out.
"This will be so perfect...."said Jessie as they pulled out their Poke'balls. Ashura smirked.
"Go! Seviper!"said Jessie as she released a black snake with a blade on it's tail and 2 long fangs.
"Go! Cacnea!"said James as a little cactus with long arms appeared. (SG: Now, this is what I know SO FAR in the Hoenn Season...so...any body whose seen the entire Hoenn season...let me know!)
"A snake, a cat, and a cactus....is that all you got?"asked Ashura. Soon as he said that, a blue blob Pokemon Pokemon appeared behind Jessie saying, "Wobbuffet!"
"I stand corrected...a blue blob....."said Ashura.
"How dare you insult our Pokemon!"yelled James.
"Attack that creep!"yelled Jessie as all the Pokemon, including Mewoth, charged right at Ashura.
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Outside of the Tin Tower
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"Yes...he is...."said Lugia. Mrs. Katchem started to freak. "But..."Lugia started to say.
"But what?"asked Prima as Mrs. Katchem started to calm down.
"The Chosen one...is also...the son of Ho-oh....."said Lugia.
"Son of Ho-oh?"asked Brock.
"You mean to tell me my son...."Mrs. Katchem started to say. Lugia nodded his head. Mrs. Katchem fainted into Lance's arms.
"But that's not humanly possible! How can a human be an offspring to a Pokemon!"yelled Eusine. As he shouted, an explosion was heard in the Tin Tower. They all turned their eyes to the tower.
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Inside the Tin Tower
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All of Team Rocket's Pokemon lay on the floor, fainted. Jessie and James just stared at what had happened.
"You...you're not human....."said Jessie as she and James slumped to the floor.
"So you finally get it....and your prize...is your death...."said Ashura as his eyes started to glow.
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SG: Is Team Rocket going to die? Will Mrs. Katchem awaken from her own fainting spell? Find out in the next chapter!!!!! NO FLAMES if you go to review.....
SG: Meepie!!! The disclaimer is the same!! Yeah!!!! So let the Legendary Pokemon Free For all Begin!
Ashura: Umm...there is no Legendary Pokemon Free For All....
SG: Great...you just had to spoil the fun....-.-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"To save...the Chosen One...."said Lugia.
"The Chosen One?"asked Gary.
"In the Orange Islands, there's a legend about the Titans of Fire, Ice and Lightning. Which are Zapdos, Articuno and Moltres. If the harmony was disturbed, the Water's Great Guardian will arise...but in the legend, it fails.....then the Earth will turn to Ash...."said Misty, recalling the legend by heart.
"Turn to ash? You mean the Earth almost became a giant pile of ash?"asked Gary. Misty and Brock slammed their hands on their own foreheads.
"No! That's not it! It means it will turn it's help to Ash! DuH! Any moron would be able to know that!"yelled Misty.
"Well excuse me!"said Gary.
"So you mean to tell us Ash is the chosen one?"asked Morty.
"In the legend, yes.....The legend did happen and he was able to fulfill it..."said Lugia.
"So then..if you said that you came to save the Chosen One....who is Ash...you mean to tell me he's in the Tin Tower with Ho-oh and Ashura!"shouted Mrs. Katchem. (SG: Note, they are still not believing what Misty said...)
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On a different Floor of the Tin Tower
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"I can't believe the legendary bird, Ho-oh has descended....."said James as he, Jessie and Mewoth were sneeking through the Tin Tower.
"Yes, and we should be able to grab it for the boss....and we will so have a promotion...."said Jessie.
"So let's find the big bird and become rich!"said Mewoth very loudly. They slammed their hands over the Cat Pokemon's mouth to make it shut up. It was very silent.
"You know, I hate eerie silent...."said James. Soon, laughter appeared everywhere. The 3 started to look around.
"So...2 humans and a talking Pokemon were able to get in here.....heh...heh...heh...."said the voice from the stairs.
"Oh great, someone beat us to it..."said Jessie. Soon, a semicircle of fire appeared behind them, blocking their exit. Jessie screamed because her hair was almost set ablaze.
"Heh heh heh...pathetic...."said the voice.
"You coward! Show your self!"said James. Soon, the sound of footsteps.
"Uh, James....maybe you shouldn't have said that..."said Jessie. Soon, Ashura was walking down the stairs. Soon, the fire started to diminish.
"What nerve of you, sicking your fire pokemon at us! You almost toasted my hair!"yelled Jessie.
"Heh....like I care about your hair....you 3 are not allowed here...."
"Like WE care what YOU say!"said Mewoth.
"Hey you guys...do you remember yesterday...."said James.
"What does this have to do with now?"asked Jessie.
"Well...remember how we saw the twerp being kidnapped by the Legendary Pokemon...."
"Yeah, so?"
"I don't know, I thought I would bring it up......"said James.
"Idiot...."said Jessie as she slammed her fist on her head.
"Hey you! We had are sights on Ho-oh first!"yelled Mewoth. Ashura gave them the death glare.
"Is that so....." The 3 froze again.
"Hey wait! Why are we afraid of him!"yelled Mewoth.
"Uhhh"said the 2.
"Look at his belt! He has no Poke'balls!"yelled Mewoth as he pointed.
"You're right...."said James as the 2 snapped out.
"This will be so perfect...."said Jessie as they pulled out their Poke'balls. Ashura smirked.
"Go! Seviper!"said Jessie as she released a black snake with a blade on it's tail and 2 long fangs.
"Go! Cacnea!"said James as a little cactus with long arms appeared. (SG: Now, this is what I know SO FAR in the Hoenn Season...so...any body whose seen the entire Hoenn season...let me know!)
"A snake, a cat, and a cactus....is that all you got?"asked Ashura. Soon as he said that, a blue blob Pokemon Pokemon appeared behind Jessie saying, "Wobbuffet!"
"I stand corrected...a blue blob....."said Ashura.
"How dare you insult our Pokemon!"yelled James.
"Attack that creep!"yelled Jessie as all the Pokemon, including Mewoth, charged right at Ashura.
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Outside of the Tin Tower
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"Yes...he is...."said Lugia. Mrs. Katchem started to freak. "But..."Lugia started to say.
"But what?"asked Prima as Mrs. Katchem started to calm down.
"The Chosen one...is also...the son of Ho-oh....."said Lugia.
"Son of Ho-oh?"asked Brock.
"You mean to tell me my son...."Mrs. Katchem started to say. Lugia nodded his head. Mrs. Katchem fainted into Lance's arms.
"But that's not humanly possible! How can a human be an offspring to a Pokemon!"yelled Eusine. As he shouted, an explosion was heard in the Tin Tower. They all turned their eyes to the tower.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inside the Tin Tower
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All of Team Rocket's Pokemon lay on the floor, fainted. Jessie and James just stared at what had happened.
"You...you're not human....."said Jessie as she and James slumped to the floor.
"So you finally get it....and your prize...is your death...."said Ashura as his eyes started to glow.
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SG: Is Team Rocket going to die? Will Mrs. Katchem awaken from her own fainting spell? Find out in the next chapter!!!!! NO FLAMES if you go to review.....