AN: Darn! It's been a while since I updated this story. Well life's been good so far and hey! I got to try a rice ball for the first time 3 weeks ago and I loved it! I know you guys were wondering why I was taking so long so I'm gonna tell ya! On I have a story called My Destiny Inside a History Book and I really needed to update that one and well...it took me about three months to write the next chapter and...I have yet to finish typing that very long chapter. Anyway I'm not to proud of this chapter but it really made me giggle, heh I was trying to put some more comedy in! Well its the thing everyone's been waiting for 6 months!!!!! Here is chapter 3!!!

Warnings: Kenshin and Kaoru quality time, Misao sealed shut in her room, and Hiko-sama makes an entrance!...the chapter might be a little short.

Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin it's owned by Watsuki!...heh but I take the credit for all the madness in this story:)

Chapter 3

"The Return of Shishou"

--- A few weeks after the whole encounter with Misao and Kaoru's attacker, Kaoru was all healed up but Misao was still recovering...---

"Uggh!" cried Misao as she paced around her room in her sleeping yukata. "That fox better let me get out of this god damn room or I'm gonna go crazy!!!!!" Misao started clawing the walls with anger. Megumi stormed through the shoji, steam literally coming out of her ears. She found Misao with her nails dug into the wall as if it was her own personal scartchy post. "What's wrong weasle! I heard you clawing on the walls all the way from the bath house". Misao snorted as she sat on the floor. "I'm bored out of my mind! AND I WANT MY KUNAIS BACK!!!!"she yelled as she tried to search for her weapons around the room. Megumi groaned as she placed a hand on her head. "If I give them to you will you be quiet till the end of the week?" she asked as she placed her hands on her hips. Misao flashed a huge grin and nodded. Megumi sighed and threw Misao a kunai, which she caught instantly. "I HAD NINE MORE! WHERE ARE THEY?!?!?!"."I'LL GIVE THEM TO YOU AT THEY END OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Megumi stormed out of the room and slammed the shoji closed. Misao sweat dropped when she heard Megumi nailing the door close and then nailing on some wooden planks as well.

Megumi wiped the sweat off her brow as she walked down the hallway. "I swear Okina hardly pays me enough".

---The Next Day at Breakfast---

"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE KENSHIN!!!" Kaoru begged in between bites of her rice ball. "No Kaoru-dono, I would not feel comfortable sparring with you" Kenshin replied calmly after taking a sip of his tea. "Damn you Kenshin! I swear I'll find a way to make you spar with me if it's the last thing I do!!!!!!!!!" she huffed as she got up. Kaoru glared at Kenshin as she stormed out of the dinning hall. Kenshin sighed as he set his now empty tea cup on the table and sweat dropped as he watched Kaoru leave. "Well I hope she doesn't hurt herself" he mumbled and turned his attention back towards breakfast.

Kaoru sat silently in the gardens glaring at the birds singing. "Damn it there's just got to be a way to make Kenshin spar with me…but NO he's scared he's gonna hurt me, WELL GUESS WHAT?! WE HAVE THE SAME SKILL LEVEL!!!!". "Sheesh busu shut up! SOME of us are trying to meditate" a boy that looked no more then ten with black hair snapped as he cracked open an eye. He was sitting under a cherry blossom tree near Kaoru. Kaoru slowly turned her head towards him. "Want to try saying that again Yahiko-CHAN!!!!". Yahiko stiffened but then flung himself at Kaoru. They both started whacking each other on the head with bokkens. "DON'T CALL ME CHAN!!!!!!!!!!" "WELL DON'T CALL ME BUSU!!!!!". They both stopped fighting and glared at each other…but in a few seconds they were both back to arguing.

Sano walked down towards Kaoru and Yahiko, who were now wrestling in the mud. "Hey Jou-chan…and the brat. Did you hear that some sword teaching guy is coming next week looking for a new student". Kaoru and Yahiko looked at each other and then up at Sano,who raised an eyebrow. "See you later Sano! I gotta train if I want to be that swordsman's student" Yahiko said as he got up and headed towards the training hall. Kaoru dusted herself off and started running to Kenshin's room. Sano quickly started following her. "Jou-chan! Where the hell are you going?!". Kaoru smiled. "I'm going to ask Kenshin if he can help me train!" she grinned and sprinted from view. Sano stopped running and sweat dropped. "Kenshin and this Seijiro Hiko are sure gonna have a handful with Kaoru alone".

"Come on Kaoru-dono! If you want to get picked you can't be so sloppy" Kenshin yelled as he inspected Kaoru while she did her swings with her shinai. "Hai Kenshin!" she replied as she straightened her posture.

---Kenshin and Kaoru had been training together for the past few days and with Kenshin's help Kaoru's skill was quickly improving---

Kenshin smiled and clapped when Kaoru perfected her swings. "That was great Kaoru-dono, you'll surely be picked! Well that should be enough for today" he said with a grin as he ran his fingers through his bangs. "You really think I'm ready for tomorrow?" Kaoru asked with a light tint of pink on her cheeks as she wiped the sweat off her brow. Kenshin placed a hand on her shoulder and gave her a reassuring smile. "I know you're ready Kaoru". Suddenly the sound of clapping filled the empty training hall.

They both turned around and saw a tall muscular man with black hair held in a low ponytail. Kenshin just gawked at him while the man smirked. "Congratulations Captain Sappy! That was the worst compliment I've heard! You've to keep your mouth shut till you think of something really good to tell the woman you want to screw Baka Deshi". Kenshin and Kaoru stared at each other with bright red faces. "Kenshin who the hell is that? And why is he calling you Baka Deshi?" Kaoru whispered to him with her face still a bright red. Kenshin's face fell and turned his attention towards the man. "Kaoru-dono…meet the swordsman who's looking for a new student, my former sake loving Shishou, Seijiro Hiko". Hiko glared down at the poor redhead. "Baka Deshi I want you to quit the Oniwaban and continue your training under me"

To Be continued in: Bye Bye Kenshin!

Kaoru thinks that Kenshin is at her skill level because of the training they both receive in the Oniwaban Group. But Kenshin was with Hiko for a few years before that so he has more experience in swords

Battousai COUNTDOWN!!!!

Peachie-chan: And the magic number of chapters till Battousai appears is Dum Dum Dum!!!THREE…ish

Reviewers!

Kistune Kenshin: Thanks for the lovely review and Megumi is 16 and one of the doctors in training of the Oniwaban! As for Kenshin, he'll be Battousai and then Kaoru will knock some sense into him. But he's still gonna be a bit "mentally unstable" and will slip up every now and then.

Till Next Time!!! PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!