GAARA OUTTAKES
***Unfortunately, I only watched the anime up to the Chuunin preliminaries where Ino & Sakura were fighting each other. So it may be a little dated. But please enjoy anyway!***
***NEW SCENES IN CAPS***
PREPARATIONS....
Gaara: Goddammit! TEMARI!
Temari: (applying his eyeshadow) Well, maybe if you held still, it wouldn't get in your eye as much!
Kankuro: YOU'RE complaining. Look at ME. (is daintily brushing his face with a powder brush). I can't believe they make me cover my beautiful face like this. I mean, come on! I'm totally hot!
Gaara & Temari: ....
Gaara: Actually, I think that's why you're covering it.
Kankuro: Shut up!
PREPARATIONS....
Director: OK, for the first scene we'll need a bunch of sand---
Gaara: ...I'm allergic to sand.
Director: WHAT?!
Kankuro: (peeping up from behind) It's true! If he even so much as touches sand, he'll swell up like a big, pink bubble gum!
Naruto: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Director: Oh my god. Who ARE these people?
PREPARATIONS....
Gaara: WAAAAACHOOOO! *snoogleslorp*
Director: God, he looks a mess.
Chouji: He looks even more swollen than I do! *chomp chomp*
PREPARATIONS....
Gaara: (took a bunch of allergy pills) Okay, I think I'm ready. (looks completely drugged up)
Director: Perfect!
Temari: (whispers aside) At this rate, he won't even need eye makeup.
Kankuro: Like totally. The kid's a total babe. He just needs some gooood sweet luvin'.
Temari: Are you coming onto him?
Kankuro: (smiling seductively) Why should it matter?
Temari: (smirks) He's my boyfriend.
Sakura, Hinata, & Ino: *cries*
GAARA'S FIRST APPEARANCE – TAKE 1
Gaara: (materializes on the tree RIGHT BESIDE SASUKE)
Sasuke: Eek! (falls off)
Naruto: ...Eek?
Director: Gaara, Uchiha. You guys are SO dead.
GAARA'S FIRST APPEARANCE – TAKE 2
Gaara: (materializes on a tree branch upside-down)
Sasuke: Oh, yeah? Well, I can do that too. (*schooops* right beside him)
Naruto: Oh, yea? Me too! (*schooop*)
Sakura: And me! *schooop*
Director: Okay, guys. This isn't the Olympics here.
(tree branch breaks, sending them all tumbling down)
WHAT IS YOUR NAME? – TAKE 1
Sasuke: What is your name?
Temari: Who, me?
Sasuke: No. The guy beside you.
Kankuro: Me?
Director: Cut! Stop fooling around! And where's Gaara?
Gaara: (is undergoing another allergy attack)
WHAT IS YOUR NAME? – TAKE 2
Konohamaru: (runs out in a little Gaara outfit with a little flower vase strapped to his back) Gaara! You are so cool! I want to be your pupil!
Gaara: ... I'm allergic to kids too.
Naruto: But you're a kid yourself! Uh, huh!
Gaara: I'm actually 18. I just look young.
Konohamaru: (cries)
Kankuro: Actually, you know what, kid? I think I'm allergic to you too. (runs off)
Sasuke: Ye...yeah. Me too (runs away).
Sakura: You guys are SO mean.
KANKURO TAKES A PISS
Kankuro: (is in the bathroom with Karasu) Those chuunin examiners. Didn't notice there was an extra examiner, eh?
Karasu: (is staring at Kankuro)
Kankuro: What? (sweatdrops heavily) St-stop staring at me! :::Oh, why do I have to be stuck with such a freak?::: (Hastily zips up his fly)
Karasu: (falls over and nearly bites Kankuro's *ahem* off)
Kankuro: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (Runs out of the urinal screaming)
Karasu: (continues to chitter)
Director: What's wrong with this doll? (lifts its head up) Battery low. Oh, well. By the way, Kankuro, you'll have to do this scene again.
Kankuro: NOOOOOOOO!!!
KANKURO RETURNS TO THE EXAM ROOM
Kankuro: (opens the door with *ack!* Karasu)
Everyone: (turns to look at him)
Kankuro: What?
Temari: So. The puppet that nearly bit off your penis, eh?
Naruto: (snickers)
Kankuro: How did you know?
Gaara: We could hear you screaming "It bit at my dick! It bit at my dick!" as you ran down the hall. You were very loud, you know.
Kankuro: But it was!! (behind him, Karasu falls over)
All The Males In The Room: (flinch and reflexively cover their privates. Including all the chuunins. And Morino)
Temari: You all are a bunch of wussies! Except for, you know, Gaara and all, since he's my boyfriend, you know? (rubbing it in all the girls' faces)
Gaara: Um...yeah. (quietly removes his hand from his privates)
Director: Can we get rolling? We're, like, seriously wasting film here.
GAARA CHEATS – TAKE 1
Gaara: (Hand above his eye and the other, palm up) Our optic nerves connected. Open the third eye. (swirl of sand and eyeball materializes)
Gaara: Ooooh. Goopy (chucks it at the nearest person. Hits Sasuke in the head.)
Sasuke: (death glare)
Gaara: Sorry. Always wanted to do that.
Naruto: (whispers) Next time, Gaara, pass it to me, okay?
GAARA CHEATS – TAKE 2
Gaara: Our optic nerves connected. Open the third eye.
Eyeball: (materializes right on cue)
Gaara: (Concentrates and squeezes the eyeball closed.)
Eyeball: (bursts in a pile of goopy muck.)
Sakura: Ewwww! I got goop all over me!
Gaara: (face splattered in goop) Mmmm. Goop. (Takes a lick).
Director: OK, Gaara, this is the LAST straw.
GAARA CHEATS – TAKE 3
Gaara: Our optic nerves connected. Open the third eye.
Eyeball: (materializes. Complete with eyeshadow, mascara, the works.)
Gaara: (turns around) Here, Temari. This is for you.
Temari: (blushes) Awwww, that's so sweet! (Takes it and starts petting the lashes) I'll add it to the collection you already got me!
Gaara & Temari: (start making kissy faces at one another)
Naruto: That is...very disturbing.
GAARA CHEATS – TAKE 4
Gaara: Our optic nerves connected. Open the third eye.
Eyeball: (materializes as usual)
Gaara: (concentrates and closes his hand. Sand starts flying everywhere)
Everyone: :::please let it not be me, please let it not be me.:::
Ino: (sees an eyeball staring up at her) WAAAAAAHHHH!!!! (Flings it away) Just take my exam papers, okay?!
Gaara: Okay thanks. (starts jotting down the answers)
Director: ...You can't do that, you know.
Chuunin: Technically, that means he cheated only once. (Starts jotting down random squiggles so it looks like he's actually doing his job)
Director: Give that to me! (grabs away the Chuunin's clipboard and cracks it in two over his head). Who's next?!!
Gaara: (is still jotting down the answers)
TEAM GAARA VS. THE RAIN MEN – TAKE 1
Rain Guy #1: Attack!! (Spokes start raining down on Gaara's Team)
Temari & Kankuro: (immediately grab onto Gaara and scream for their lives)
Gaara: What the---
(sand wall builds up and immediately protects them all)
Director: CUT!!
Kankuro: What, you weren't seriously expecting me to just stand there, were you?
Temari: Yeah, what kind of idiots do you take us for?
Director: Do again!!
TEAM GAARA VS. THE RAIN MEN – TAKE 2
Rain Guy #1: Attack!! (spokes start raining down....)
Kankuro: (throws Karasu at them)
Rain Team: Waaaaaahhhh! (run away while holding their privates)
Temari: Boy, that was easy.
Karasu: (is biting at a guy's crotch while he tries fruitlessly to get away)
Director: Again!
TEAM GAARA VS. THE RAIN MEN – TAKE 3
Rain Guy #2: Attack!!
Rain Guy #1: (groaning and still rubbing his crotch)
Gaara: (grabs Temari and jumps away)
Kankuro: Hey, what the....Oh, no.... (spokes start raining down....)
Director: Oh, god. How're we gonna scrape him off the ground?
Kankuro: That wasn't me, that was Karasu. Always wanted to get rid of that stupid perv.
All The Guys On Set: (cheers)
TEAM GAARA VS. THE RAIN MEN – TAKE 4
Rain Guy #2: Attack!! (aims for Gaara)
Temari & Kankuro: (split in opposite directions)
Gaara: (follows Kankuro) Hey, wait up.
Kankuro: Don't follow me! Aww, nooooo!! (spokes start raining down...)
Temari: Okay, that couldn't have been Karasu this time, because Karasu's not even in this take.
Kankuro: (lying face down on the ground) I...I think I got a stick up my ass. Ow....
TEAM GAARA VS. THE RAIN MEN – TAKE 5
Rain Guy #1: Attack!! (back after recuperating)
Kankuro: (performs Stand Still no Jutsu on Gaara and bolts) We're all counting on you li'l bro!
Gaara: (can't move his legs) Hmph. (casually performs a couple of Desert Graveyards while standing stock still)
Temari: (on the sidelines sipping lemonde) It's so useful to have him on our team, isn't it? (fans herself)
Kankuro: Maybe.... (is sitting on a VERY soft cushion)
GAARA PUTS A CORK ON IT
Gaara: (holds up his hand towards the bushes where Kiba, Hinata, and Shino are hiding)
Kankuro: We already have two scrolls. We should just leave....
Gaara: Shut up!
Temari: Gaara! Stop! Don't do this!
Gaara: (turns to Temari and gives a stupid-happy grin) Anything for you, Temari.
Temari: Awwww, I luv you too, my baby boo....
Gaara & Temari: (start kissing and making out on screen)
Kankuro: Ack! God! (tries to cover his eyes with his hands while taking a peak & wishing he was a girl right then and there. Yes, Gaara is THAT hot.)
Director: Hey! This isn't a porno film, you know! Hey, stop filming!
MEETING KIBA'S TEAM – TAKE 1
Gaara's Team: (have passed the Forest of Death and run into Kiba's team at the tower)
Gaara: (glares at Kiba's team)
Akamaru: Yip! (reflexively pees all over Kiba)
Kiba: Aww...Akamaru! (glares daggers at Gaara)
Gaara: (glares back even harder)
Kiba: Oh...wow. I think I need to go to the bathroom too. See ya! (throws Akamaru at his team mates and bolts)
Kankuro: Wow, Gaara has a new technique! Pee-pee no Jutsu!
Gaara: (glares at Kankuro until Kankuro starts running after Kiba)
Temari: Uh...You know Karasu's with him, right?
Everyone: (can hear Kankuro screaming from the bathroom)
Kiba: Um...I think we need some paramedics here. Or a surgeon....
MEETING KIBA'S TEAM – TAKE 2
Gaara: (starts glaring)
Hinata: Um...hi.
Gaara: Uh...hi.
Gaara & Kiba's Team: (stand around stupidly)
Director: You're supposed to feel the tension! The fear!!
Temari: But, you know, it's just so awkward. We don't even have any lines!
Director: Do again!
Gaara: (glares daggers at Director)
Director: On...second thought. That take was good! Good.... (is already thinking of how he's going to Computer Graphic this simple scene)
KANKURO VS. MISUMI
(after the Forest of Death, the 1-on-1 elimination round has started)
Kankuro: (holds Karasu up by the head) You already know what I'm going to do, right?
Misumi: Please. Let's get this over with.
Karasu: (unravels from the bandages and open its mouth revealing sharp teeth....)
Naruto: God! (winces) He's really mauling him, ain't he? (finds that the nearest person to him is Gaara, who's not even paying attention because he's too busy making out with Temari.) Ooooookay, then. :::what a family of perverts!:::
Kankuro: All right! I won!
Karasu: (starts attacking Kankuro next)
Kankuro: Woah! What the.... (runs around screaming while Karasu has a piece of black fabric from his butt hanging from its mouth)
Sakura: Someone, get him out of there! Gaar...ooookay, never mind.
Baki: (to Gaara & Temari) You two are animals! Must separate. (grabs Gaara by the back of the collar...) Oh, what the hell. (...and throws him in with Kankuro)
Gaara: (lands butt-first on top of Kankuro and knocks him over)
Kankuro: Mmmm, Gaara. Oh, my.
Temari: If you do anything to him, Kankuro, I'll never forgive you!!
Kankuro: Yeah, whatever, babe. (pics Gaara up and runs)
All The Boys: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Gaara: (turns around and aims over Kankuro's shoulder (and you know Kankuro liked it!) Does Desert Coffin. Misses.)
Kankuro: Oh, Gaara. You don't know how long I've waited for this day!
Gaara: Shut up. (misses again)
Director: (back from his coffee break) So, what did I miss? OH, my lord.
Gaara: (finally got it. Karasu is buried alive)
Everyone But The Director: YESSSSS!!!!
Hayate: *cough cough* *sputter* That was one of the best fights I've ever seen. Both of you pass. Except for that guy. (points to Misumi, whom someone kicks with his feet to make sure he's still alive)
Kankuro & Gaara: Yay!
Temari: (flies down) Are you okay, Gaara? Did that fat guy hurt you? (grabs Gaara's face so he looks like a pouty fish)
Gaara: Noop.
Kankuro: Hey, who you callin' a fat guy, bitch? (knocks Gaara out of the way)
Temari: I'm callin' YOU a fat guy, bitch!
Kankuro & Temari: (start pawing at each other like girls)
Director: (sigh) Okay, let's just call it a day.
Kankuro: Bitch!
Temari: Bitch!
Gaara: (can feel his allergies coming on) Oh, no....
***Unfortunately, I only watched the anime up to the Chuunin preliminaries where Ino & Sakura were fighting each other. So it may be a little dated. But please enjoy anyway!***
***NEW SCENES IN CAPS***
PREPARATIONS....
Gaara: Goddammit! TEMARI!
Temari: (applying his eyeshadow) Well, maybe if you held still, it wouldn't get in your eye as much!
Kankuro: YOU'RE complaining. Look at ME. (is daintily brushing his face with a powder brush). I can't believe they make me cover my beautiful face like this. I mean, come on! I'm totally hot!
Gaara & Temari: ....
Gaara: Actually, I think that's why you're covering it.
Kankuro: Shut up!
PREPARATIONS....
Director: OK, for the first scene we'll need a bunch of sand---
Gaara: ...I'm allergic to sand.
Director: WHAT?!
Kankuro: (peeping up from behind) It's true! If he even so much as touches sand, he'll swell up like a big, pink bubble gum!
Naruto: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Director: Oh my god. Who ARE these people?
PREPARATIONS....
Gaara: WAAAAACHOOOO! *snoogleslorp*
Director: God, he looks a mess.
Chouji: He looks even more swollen than I do! *chomp chomp*
PREPARATIONS....
Gaara: (took a bunch of allergy pills) Okay, I think I'm ready. (looks completely drugged up)
Director: Perfect!
Temari: (whispers aside) At this rate, he won't even need eye makeup.
Kankuro: Like totally. The kid's a total babe. He just needs some gooood sweet luvin'.
Temari: Are you coming onto him?
Kankuro: (smiling seductively) Why should it matter?
Temari: (smirks) He's my boyfriend.
Sakura, Hinata, & Ino: *cries*
GAARA'S FIRST APPEARANCE – TAKE 1
Gaara: (materializes on the tree RIGHT BESIDE SASUKE)
Sasuke: Eek! (falls off)
Naruto: ...Eek?
Director: Gaara, Uchiha. You guys are SO dead.
GAARA'S FIRST APPEARANCE – TAKE 2
Gaara: (materializes on a tree branch upside-down)
Sasuke: Oh, yeah? Well, I can do that too. (*schooops* right beside him)
Naruto: Oh, yea? Me too! (*schooop*)
Sakura: And me! *schooop*
Director: Okay, guys. This isn't the Olympics here.
(tree branch breaks, sending them all tumbling down)
WHAT IS YOUR NAME? – TAKE 1
Sasuke: What is your name?
Temari: Who, me?
Sasuke: No. The guy beside you.
Kankuro: Me?
Director: Cut! Stop fooling around! And where's Gaara?
Gaara: (is undergoing another allergy attack)
WHAT IS YOUR NAME? – TAKE 2
Konohamaru: (runs out in a little Gaara outfit with a little flower vase strapped to his back) Gaara! You are so cool! I want to be your pupil!
Gaara: ... I'm allergic to kids too.
Naruto: But you're a kid yourself! Uh, huh!
Gaara: I'm actually 18. I just look young.
Konohamaru: (cries)
Kankuro: Actually, you know what, kid? I think I'm allergic to you too. (runs off)
Sasuke: Ye...yeah. Me too (runs away).
Sakura: You guys are SO mean.
KANKURO TAKES A PISS
Kankuro: (is in the bathroom with Karasu) Those chuunin examiners. Didn't notice there was an extra examiner, eh?
Karasu: (is staring at Kankuro)
Kankuro: What? (sweatdrops heavily) St-stop staring at me! :::Oh, why do I have to be stuck with such a freak?::: (Hastily zips up his fly)
Karasu: (falls over and nearly bites Kankuro's *ahem* off)
Kankuro: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (Runs out of the urinal screaming)
Karasu: (continues to chitter)
Director: What's wrong with this doll? (lifts its head up) Battery low. Oh, well. By the way, Kankuro, you'll have to do this scene again.
Kankuro: NOOOOOOOO!!!
KANKURO RETURNS TO THE EXAM ROOM
Kankuro: (opens the door with *ack!* Karasu)
Everyone: (turns to look at him)
Kankuro: What?
Temari: So. The puppet that nearly bit off your penis, eh?
Naruto: (snickers)
Kankuro: How did you know?
Gaara: We could hear you screaming "It bit at my dick! It bit at my dick!" as you ran down the hall. You were very loud, you know.
Kankuro: But it was!! (behind him, Karasu falls over)
All The Males In The Room: (flinch and reflexively cover their privates. Including all the chuunins. And Morino)
Temari: You all are a bunch of wussies! Except for, you know, Gaara and all, since he's my boyfriend, you know? (rubbing it in all the girls' faces)
Gaara: Um...yeah. (quietly removes his hand from his privates)
Director: Can we get rolling? We're, like, seriously wasting film here.
GAARA CHEATS – TAKE 1
Gaara: (Hand above his eye and the other, palm up) Our optic nerves connected. Open the third eye. (swirl of sand and eyeball materializes)
Gaara: Ooooh. Goopy (chucks it at the nearest person. Hits Sasuke in the head.)
Sasuke: (death glare)
Gaara: Sorry. Always wanted to do that.
Naruto: (whispers) Next time, Gaara, pass it to me, okay?
GAARA CHEATS – TAKE 2
Gaara: Our optic nerves connected. Open the third eye.
Eyeball: (materializes right on cue)
Gaara: (Concentrates and squeezes the eyeball closed.)
Eyeball: (bursts in a pile of goopy muck.)
Sakura: Ewwww! I got goop all over me!
Gaara: (face splattered in goop) Mmmm. Goop. (Takes a lick).
Director: OK, Gaara, this is the LAST straw.
GAARA CHEATS – TAKE 3
Gaara: Our optic nerves connected. Open the third eye.
Eyeball: (materializes. Complete with eyeshadow, mascara, the works.)
Gaara: (turns around) Here, Temari. This is for you.
Temari: (blushes) Awwww, that's so sweet! (Takes it and starts petting the lashes) I'll add it to the collection you already got me!
Gaara & Temari: (start making kissy faces at one another)
Naruto: That is...very disturbing.
GAARA CHEATS – TAKE 4
Gaara: Our optic nerves connected. Open the third eye.
Eyeball: (materializes as usual)
Gaara: (concentrates and closes his hand. Sand starts flying everywhere)
Everyone: :::please let it not be me, please let it not be me.:::
Ino: (sees an eyeball staring up at her) WAAAAAAHHHH!!!! (Flings it away) Just take my exam papers, okay?!
Gaara: Okay thanks. (starts jotting down the answers)
Director: ...You can't do that, you know.
Chuunin: Technically, that means he cheated only once. (Starts jotting down random squiggles so it looks like he's actually doing his job)
Director: Give that to me! (grabs away the Chuunin's clipboard and cracks it in two over his head). Who's next?!!
Gaara: (is still jotting down the answers)
TEAM GAARA VS. THE RAIN MEN – TAKE 1
Rain Guy #1: Attack!! (Spokes start raining down on Gaara's Team)
Temari & Kankuro: (immediately grab onto Gaara and scream for their lives)
Gaara: What the---
(sand wall builds up and immediately protects them all)
Director: CUT!!
Kankuro: What, you weren't seriously expecting me to just stand there, were you?
Temari: Yeah, what kind of idiots do you take us for?
Director: Do again!!
TEAM GAARA VS. THE RAIN MEN – TAKE 2
Rain Guy #1: Attack!! (spokes start raining down....)
Kankuro: (throws Karasu at them)
Rain Team: Waaaaaahhhh! (run away while holding their privates)
Temari: Boy, that was easy.
Karasu: (is biting at a guy's crotch while he tries fruitlessly to get away)
Director: Again!
TEAM GAARA VS. THE RAIN MEN – TAKE 3
Rain Guy #2: Attack!!
Rain Guy #1: (groaning and still rubbing his crotch)
Gaara: (grabs Temari and jumps away)
Kankuro: Hey, what the....Oh, no.... (spokes start raining down....)
Director: Oh, god. How're we gonna scrape him off the ground?
Kankuro: That wasn't me, that was Karasu. Always wanted to get rid of that stupid perv.
All The Guys On Set: (cheers)
TEAM GAARA VS. THE RAIN MEN – TAKE 4
Rain Guy #2: Attack!! (aims for Gaara)
Temari & Kankuro: (split in opposite directions)
Gaara: (follows Kankuro) Hey, wait up.
Kankuro: Don't follow me! Aww, nooooo!! (spokes start raining down...)
Temari: Okay, that couldn't have been Karasu this time, because Karasu's not even in this take.
Kankuro: (lying face down on the ground) I...I think I got a stick up my ass. Ow....
TEAM GAARA VS. THE RAIN MEN – TAKE 5
Rain Guy #1: Attack!! (back after recuperating)
Kankuro: (performs Stand Still no Jutsu on Gaara and bolts) We're all counting on you li'l bro!
Gaara: (can't move his legs) Hmph. (casually performs a couple of Desert Graveyards while standing stock still)
Temari: (on the sidelines sipping lemonde) It's so useful to have him on our team, isn't it? (fans herself)
Kankuro: Maybe.... (is sitting on a VERY soft cushion)
GAARA PUTS A CORK ON IT
Gaara: (holds up his hand towards the bushes where Kiba, Hinata, and Shino are hiding)
Kankuro: We already have two scrolls. We should just leave....
Gaara: Shut up!
Temari: Gaara! Stop! Don't do this!
Gaara: (turns to Temari and gives a stupid-happy grin) Anything for you, Temari.
Temari: Awwww, I luv you too, my baby boo....
Gaara & Temari: (start kissing and making out on screen)
Kankuro: Ack! God! (tries to cover his eyes with his hands while taking a peak & wishing he was a girl right then and there. Yes, Gaara is THAT hot.)
Director: Hey! This isn't a porno film, you know! Hey, stop filming!
MEETING KIBA'S TEAM – TAKE 1
Gaara's Team: (have passed the Forest of Death and run into Kiba's team at the tower)
Gaara: (glares at Kiba's team)
Akamaru: Yip! (reflexively pees all over Kiba)
Kiba: Aww...Akamaru! (glares daggers at Gaara)
Gaara: (glares back even harder)
Kiba: Oh...wow. I think I need to go to the bathroom too. See ya! (throws Akamaru at his team mates and bolts)
Kankuro: Wow, Gaara has a new technique! Pee-pee no Jutsu!
Gaara: (glares at Kankuro until Kankuro starts running after Kiba)
Temari: Uh...You know Karasu's with him, right?
Everyone: (can hear Kankuro screaming from the bathroom)
Kiba: Um...I think we need some paramedics here. Or a surgeon....
MEETING KIBA'S TEAM – TAKE 2
Gaara: (starts glaring)
Hinata: Um...hi.
Gaara: Uh...hi.
Gaara & Kiba's Team: (stand around stupidly)
Director: You're supposed to feel the tension! The fear!!
Temari: But, you know, it's just so awkward. We don't even have any lines!
Director: Do again!
Gaara: (glares daggers at Director)
Director: On...second thought. That take was good! Good.... (is already thinking of how he's going to Computer Graphic this simple scene)
KANKURO VS. MISUMI
(after the Forest of Death, the 1-on-1 elimination round has started)
Kankuro: (holds Karasu up by the head) You already know what I'm going to do, right?
Misumi: Please. Let's get this over with.
Karasu: (unravels from the bandages and open its mouth revealing sharp teeth....)
Naruto: God! (winces) He's really mauling him, ain't he? (finds that the nearest person to him is Gaara, who's not even paying attention because he's too busy making out with Temari.) Ooooookay, then. :::what a family of perverts!:::
Kankuro: All right! I won!
Karasu: (starts attacking Kankuro next)
Kankuro: Woah! What the.... (runs around screaming while Karasu has a piece of black fabric from his butt hanging from its mouth)
Sakura: Someone, get him out of there! Gaar...ooookay, never mind.
Baki: (to Gaara & Temari) You two are animals! Must separate. (grabs Gaara by the back of the collar...) Oh, what the hell. (...and throws him in with Kankuro)
Gaara: (lands butt-first on top of Kankuro and knocks him over)
Kankuro: Mmmm, Gaara. Oh, my.
Temari: If you do anything to him, Kankuro, I'll never forgive you!!
Kankuro: Yeah, whatever, babe. (pics Gaara up and runs)
All The Boys: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Gaara: (turns around and aims over Kankuro's shoulder (and you know Kankuro liked it!) Does Desert Coffin. Misses.)
Kankuro: Oh, Gaara. You don't know how long I've waited for this day!
Gaara: Shut up. (misses again)
Director: (back from his coffee break) So, what did I miss? OH, my lord.
Gaara: (finally got it. Karasu is buried alive)
Everyone But The Director: YESSSSS!!!!
Hayate: *cough cough* *sputter* That was one of the best fights I've ever seen. Both of you pass. Except for that guy. (points to Misumi, whom someone kicks with his feet to make sure he's still alive)
Kankuro & Gaara: Yay!
Temari: (flies down) Are you okay, Gaara? Did that fat guy hurt you? (grabs Gaara's face so he looks like a pouty fish)
Gaara: Noop.
Kankuro: Hey, who you callin' a fat guy, bitch? (knocks Gaara out of the way)
Temari: I'm callin' YOU a fat guy, bitch!
Kankuro & Temari: (start pawing at each other like girls)
Director: (sigh) Okay, let's just call it a day.
Kankuro: Bitch!
Temari: Bitch!
Gaara: (can feel his allergies coming on) Oh, no....