Disclaimer: No matter how many letters I send to Santa, I still don't own the Inu Gang. The ol'' fart did give me a lovely guitar. No…Wait…That was my dad…whatever. Uh…what was I saying?
I suppose I'll put the responses to my reviews here. Since there's nothing better to do. Except write the story. Heh.
Die-hard-X : Heh, I'm glad you're mine. Mwahahaaaaa. I mean…for the story…yea…nothing suggestive there…heh…
FHB: Don't slit my throat, this chappie will be longer…I promise!!! And if you do murder me, can you as least make a little noise?
Questn Athority: Wait…I know you. HI POKO!!!! I'm glad you actually read it. Lol. Then again, if you didn't, I would have had to lock you in Kyle in the room with the porn. Ha. Lol. Little Karma- Hehe. I'm back, yay!
Guardian of the Hell Gate: I'm sorry my A/N scared you…
evielpriestess345: Well I'm glad you enjoyed!
Oh. I guess it's time for the story then huh?
Inuyasha- "GET ON WITH IT!"
AS- I didn't know you knew Monty Python
Inuyasha- Who?
AS- err….
Earlier-
Naraku wasn't pleased. They weren't supposed to figure out that it was him… Maybe he'd have to do some creative damage…
Inuyasha and Kagome entered the village and immediately stopped. Miroku and Sango were lying unconscious on the ground. Their hut was blown to pieces. The odd thing was, the rest of the village was unharmed.
"Naraku…" Inuyasha began, but Kagome had already run over to help their knocked out friends. "Sango, Miroku, please wake up." Kagome pleaded. She tried for 20 minutes to wake them, but her efforts were futile.
"Here, let me try." Inuyasha said, and promptly dumped a bucket of water over their heads.
"AHHHHHHHHH, COLD!!!!" Miroku and Sango screamed in unison.
"I knew it would work" Inuyasha said, smugly.
Ignoring Inuyasha, Kagome ran over to the drenched monk and sopping wet slayer.
"Do you guys remember anything before the explosion?" Kagome asked.
"Well…I remember a white baboon…but then everything went black. By the way…who are you?" Sango said, clearly confused.
"Sango, don't you remember me?" Kagome asked
"Uh…no."
"Oh." She blinked. "Well, that was awkward."
"Right. I think we should go find Naraku to get the rest of the Shikon no Tama." Inuyasha said, jumping up.
"But they don't know who we are!!!" Kagome protested.
"So?"
"ARRRGH!!! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "ow."
"Hehe…the lady made the doggie fall!!" Miroku pointed to Kagome, then Inuyasha and giggled.
"Miroku…?"Kagome started
"Yes Miss Lady?"
"How old are you?" She asked, slightly scared.
"Um…hold on," Miroku counted on his fingers, "5!"
"Sango…" She said, turning to the girl, "how old are you?"
"Miss Lady," using the name Miroku gave her, "I am 6 and a half years old." Sango stated the latter part quite proudly.
"Oh dear." Kagome turned to Inuyasha, "We're stuck with a couple of 5 year olds."
"I'M SIX AND A HALF!! Sango said, with a pout.
"Fine, a five year old and a six and a half year old."
"Kagome," Inuyasha began, not even hearing a word she said, "We have to find Naraku…but…HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE TWO??" Sango and Miroku were giggling and sucking their thumbs.
"If you were listening, I already told you. They think they're five."
"SIX AND A HALF!!" Came Sango's disgruntled yell.
"Kami, how do we fight Naraku with them in this state?"
"I don't know. Would Kaede know anything?" "No…Wait…I have a friend, Lady Lei. She is wise in the ways of magic. And since this is obviously Naraku's dark magic, we'll just have to go to her."
"I guess you're right…How far away is she?"
"Hmm, about 2 days travel if I carry you and Kirara[1] carries Miroku and Sango."
"I just hope they'll be fine until then…"
Naraku's Castle-
"Damnit! They cannot reach Lady Lei. I must stop them. Kanna," He said, calling a small, pale girl, "go get Kagura. Her services are needed."
[1] Why is Kirara spelled with R's and not L's?
Yay!!! Cliffy. Wait. That's bad. Oh no…Don't kill--
Kagura- MWAHAHA, I have captured Lady Lei
AS- You and Naraku aren't too bright, are you?
Kagura- Wha? You're that authoress, aren't you? AS- Duh. Kagura- NARAKU!!! IT'S THAT DAMN WRITER AGAIN! Naraku- Hey, I said she has black hair. AS- Seriously, can I go now? I have more to write! Kagura- Whatever…Hey…where's Lady Lei? AS- Ha, I learned from last time, not telling. Inuyasha- Good job. But I still owe you from last time. Kagome-SITAS- Thank you, Kaggie
Kagome- Don't worry about it.
Inuyasha- ow…
AS- Well…I have to go now… Review, and your death may come swiftly.
Inuyasha- Are you sure you're not evil?
AS- ::grins::