Wheeee, I'm back. I realize that the Sango/Miroku/5 year olds (SIX AND A HALF-Sango) wasn't very well written, but it was rather spur of the moment. I'm looking for a beta, anyone interested? E-mail me, or review with your e-mail address, and I'll explain the conditions. (Oh yes, there are conditions) Eh well…The story must go on…but first…I shall respond to your comments!! Actually, before that, I'll tell you about my crappy morning

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Firstly, I tried to make French toast but ended up burning it, so I'm hungry, grr. Secondly, the burning of the toast created lots of smoke, so the alarm went off. Joy. Next, the irritating fool from the alarm company called, and said everything was fine, but he insisted on sending a fire truck. Feh. THEN the damn firefighters barged into my house, deeming it safe. And I'm like, "Duh." There wasn't even a fire, just a lot of smoke. I feel like killing someone. Grr…Oh well, onto the reviews!

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Little Karma- OW!! It's not nice to kick the Authoress in the shins. Lol. "I'm not mean, you're just a sissy" I'm quoting my shirt, since you called me a meany!

Badgurl136- You're a girl, correct? Pray tell, how old are you? Answer me this, and then I'll answer your question. Cuz I find it rather humorous. ::cracks up:: Sorry…

Godness of all angels- I'm glad you liked my spur of the moment change. I guess I'll just roll with it then.

Ooh, hold on, I have to get the mail (I'm so evil) Oh, never mind, false alarm, I guess I have to write now. ::grins::

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Naraku's Castle-
"Damnit! They cannot reach Lady Lei. I must stop them. Kanna," He said, calling a small, pale girl, "go get Kagura. Her services are needed."

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Kagome and Inuyasha had the hardest time trying to get the 'children' to cooperate and ride on Kirara.

"Don't wanna." Sango said, defiantly.

" But, Sango, if you ride on her, we'll get you ice cream." Kagome said, in a sing-songy voice.

"Ice cream?!" Miroku perked up at this, "C'mon Sangie, let's go!!"

"Fine. But you have to share with me, or else you can't play with my boom boom." (A/N: Her boomerang-thingy, isn't it like, Hiratisku, or sumthin like that?)

"Fine."

"Well, that was great…what's gonna happen when they realize we don't have any?" Inuyasha asked, with a smirk.

"Let's not worry about that now…we need to get to Lady Lei."

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Back at Naraku's Castle-

"Yes, Naraku?" Kagura asked, a fake smile plastered on her face.

"I need you to get rid of Lady Lei. Kidnap her, drug her, kill her, I don't care, just make sure those fools and that hanyou cannot see her…better yet…" Naraku got a brilliant idea, " dispose of her, and then disguise yourself as her…when they ask for help…you will make it worse."

"Yes, Naraku." Kagura swiftly turned and walked out of the room.

'This is deliciously evil. I never thought it would be this easy to rid myself of that disgusting half-breed.'

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"Miss Lady, Mr. Doggie, are we there yet?" An impatient Sango asked?

"Yea, Mr. Doggie, I want my ice cream." Miroku started to whine.

"Yes!! We're almost there, now shut up!!!" Inuyasha snapped.

The two 'children' began so cry, softly.

"Inuyasha, look what you've done!!" Kagome said, as she tried to comfort the bawling 'children'.

"Miss lady ::sob:: why is ::sob:: Mr. Doggie ::sob:: so mean? ::sob::" Sango asked, with tears in her eyes.

Kagome whispered something in her ear that made the other girl giggle.

"What are you two laughing about?" Inuyasha asked, irritated.

"Oh…nothing…just…Nothing…" Kagome had told Sango to imagine Inuyasha on all fours, sniffing around and barking just like a real dog.

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Kagura was currently 'disposing' of the real Lady Lei, and donning her disguise. She laughed, getting Inuyasha and his little friends would be too easy. Maybe she would give them a little challenge…without Naraku's knowledge, of course…he would never approve.

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Oooh, what is Kagura planning? Hehe…Even I don't know, so lemme alone! Hehe, Kidding

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Lady Lei- Mmmh umph grrph (Let me go!)

AS- Sorry, I can't, all part of the plot, you see?

LL- Bmph (But..)

AS- No.

Inu- Why is Lady Lei bound and gagged in a corner?

AS- Uh…we're playing a game…

Inu- Oh…Ok. ::walks away::

AS- ::mutters:: Idiot.

Kagura- Thank you

AS- Oh stuff it.

Kagura- ::blinks::

AS- What?

Kagura- Eh…Nothing. ::mutters something about crazed writers and penguins::

AS- Read and review, or bad things shall happen to Lady Lei and the Inu Gang