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Sephiroth: Dammnit why am I here again it's another perferctly good day of killing gone down the drain to answer questions by people who'll I probably end up killing anyway!
Yhamey: come on Sephy burn the fat off those thighs!*is wearing some kind of spandex*
Sephiroth: I do not have fatty thighs!
Yhamey: well you certainly let yourself go!!
Sephiroth: *Throws Yoga ball at her head* stupid bitch!
Yhamey: oww this is for your own good... you messed up my hair. *undoes perfectly good hair and puts it back up in pigtails.*
Reno: lets get to the first letter!!
Reeve: How come you always say that!
Reno: Easy because if I didn't the world would come to utter chaos and..and *starts to get all panicky* it's the butterfly effect!!
Cloud: ummm whats the Butterfly effect... is it the movie with that dude who is like mega sexy?! But not as sexy as Johnny Depp!
All: 0_0
Cloud: Well...according to Tifa and Yuffie...
Reeve: Good cover
Tseng: Hey wanna go to squat and giggles with me?? * is sucking on a lollypop seductively*
(A/N: You just imagine what he looks like kay I am so not in the mood to describe it!)
Sephiroth: That doesn't answer my fuckin question. What the hell is the butterfly effect!!
Yhamey goes into Bill Nye the science guy mode*
Yhamey: Well you see people have made many theories about what causes world chaos. One of these many theories is known as the butterfly effect. butterfly effect , first described by Lorenz at the December 1972 meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science in Washington, D.C., vividly illustrates the essential idea of chaos theory. In a 1963 paper for the New York Academy of Sciences, Lorenz had quoted an unnamed meteorologist's assertion that, if chaos theory were true, a single flap of a single seagull's wings would be enough to change the course of all future weather systems on the earth. By the time of the 1972 meeting, he had examined and refined that idea for his talk, "Predictability: Does the Flap of a Butterfly's Wings in Brazil set off a Tornado in Texas?" The example of such a small system as a butterfly being responsible for creating such a large and distant system as a tornado in Texas illustrates the impossibility of making predictions for complex systems; despite the fact that these are determined by underlying conditions, precisely what those conditions are can never be sufficiently articulated to allow long-range predictions. Yhamey: This is just one of the many chaos theories. All: * sitting on the floor listening like little school children Sephiroth: Am I mentioned in the chaos effect? Yoko: Fraid not. You just cause utter Chaos openly we can't make you a theory...know if you did it secretly we could. Reno: anyone who reads that should utterly utterly ashamed. Reeve: aren't you failing science Yhamey? Yhamey: No' it's math! Oh, and who gave you permission to look at my report card hmm! Oh, and yeah I'm failing that too.. why did you have to bring it up Numb Nuts?! Reno: well know that I have recovered from my paranormal state lets read a letter!! dogcollar
k... i have a question!! Why can't you and you *points at Cloud and Sephy* get along and be friends? Even for one day? i think the two of you make good allies... please don't turn me down... *sniffle* imagine what both of you could do...
Sephy: ME and cloud * looks disgusted* eeeeewww! What is wrong with you woman... or guy geeze there are some sick minded people in this world!
Cloud: that is like one of the biggest chaos theories in the universe!
Yhamey: Actually it is
Sephiroth: Shut the hell up!!
Yhamey: I whooped your ass once I can do it again! * pulls out sledge hammer*
Sephiroth: I'm sorry I'm sorry! Vincent: *still doing aerobics* we should read the next letter.
Wakka dude
Question 4 Cloud and Sephiroth... Is it hard to get across the U.S. Border? with your weapons?
Sephiroth: well yes and no you see I have the ability to fly so well I just fly over the boarder.
Cloud: Welll that's the reason my pants are so baggy I can easily conceal it.
Reno: I thought they were baggy for a different for a different reason.
Cloud: * gasp*
A/n: this is dedicated to the great Conan O'brien!!
Random American Person: Welcome to Cloud Strife's recliner of rage!!
RAP: *In Rock music form * CLOUD STRIFES, RECLINER OF RAGE!
Yoko: Cloud are you comfortable and angry?
Cloud: comfy and furious Yoko!
Yoko: Well why don't you tell us whats wrong
Cloud: I am sick and tired of Reno laughing at me because I am always surrounded by a beautiful women and constantly get an * whispers* erection.
Yoko: I can't hear you cloud?
Cloud: ERECTION!!!
All: * GASP*
Cloud: I hate you all.
Yhamey: well before my poor virgin ears inflict any more damage lets read the next letter.
Bootie Can i give Reeve a Lobotomy?
All except Reeve: Why the hell not. Yhamey: I don't think there is anything in there worth of value for you. * pulls out dead brain slug* poor thing died of starvation... so sad so sad.
Yoko: Well... that was...umm...odd.
Vincent: I could do this forever * bounceing on a yoga ball*
Sephiroth: I could beat you at that!!
Vincent: How about mud wrestling!
Sephiroth: I am a dirty, dirty man anyway.
Yoko: wow I have the thing just for this. * pulls rope and in behind is a mud wrestling pit and tons of screaming fans *
(A/N: If you stop reading know I will fully understand)
Ref: and in this corner we have Sephiroth and his coach Yhamey with his Jenova/ makop enhanced body he'll tke you down!
Yhamey: Come on you can do this I believe in you!
Ref: And in this corner we have a vampire thingy... and his person thing * crowd boos* Hey it's my first day * gets hit with a first round of cheriies * god help me it burns It burns * second round a car* ahhh *gets knocked onto the ground and drowns in the mudd.
Random pearson: Queer hulk did it again. Hulk samash like totally.
Vincent: That was wrong on so many levels...
Sephiroth: I feel violated. Oh, well lets get dirty!!
*starts wrestling Vincent flips Sephiroth onto his back in the mud*
Yhamey: Come on Seph get your lazy fucking ass off the ground!!
Ref: Time
*both wrestlers walk to there coaches... topless*
A/N: I like to fantasize
Yoko: Play clean okay play clean. Yhamey: kick him in the nads. *while pouring water into his mouth while doing so spilling it all over his firm chest and torso *
A/N: Sorry to all the poor guys out there reading this whose girlfriends are probably reading this right know... I told you I like to fasntasize
*Sephiroth walks up to Vincent kicks him in the family jewls and hammerheads him *
Vincent: What * looks down* what oh how Hey you Bastard!!
Sephiroth: What??
* blues clues music*
Vincent: I'm okay thanks to my handy dandy * whip sound * Jockstrap.
Sephiroth: *falls down to hurl Vincent walks over and hits him on the head with a chair and knocks him out *
Yhamey: YOU CAN"T DO THAT YOKO!! ARMOR? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!
Yoko: ummm You told Seph to Kick Vincent In the nads and that is so against the rules!
Yhamey: Oh Yeah!! *walks up and bitch slaps Yoko * *the two start wwf style *
1 HOUR LATER
Yhamey: I've broken a nail shredded my shirt all in the name of Justice.
Cloud: umm you put Yoko in the infirmary even mastered cure materias couldn't help.
Yhamey: yeah go me!! I'm so pumped!
Reno: Lets water Yhamey down!
Yhamey: Shut up foo!
Cloud: your starting to sound like Mr: T!
Yhamey: Shut up and lets just read the next letter!!
Squimish Tuna Sephiroth have a mud westling contest with... VINCENT! and then with Yoko and then with Rufus. Oh and Whats Clouds favorite Restaurant? Yhamey: well Yoko isn't here right know and Rufus... where is Rufus??
Cloud: I found this tape in the bag.
* they put the tape in*
Rufus: God help me please take this and take the coordinates and find my body * Rufus straps camera into a tree*
Blair Witch: hahahah * takes Rufus and ties him up naked and starts burning him*
Cloud: well I guess for all of us when I say that was unexpected.
* all of them act like nothing happened and read next letter*
KILL THE EMPIRE i need a suggesgion, when i get over to where sephiroth is, sould i stab him like he stabbed aeris? or should i litterally shove that masamune so far up his ass, he will taste it for 2 months?
Sephiroth: oh damn it I'm gonna kill jimmy he made this public!!
Reno: Plan B Plan B.
All: yup totally.
Seph: aren't you on my side?
All including Yhamey: NOPE!
Seph: but you're my coach.
Yhamey: Hello it was a game. A very violent game but a game all the same.
Reno: Yhamey I love you... Will you marry me.
Yhamey: YES!!
~END~
HAHAHAHAHA CLIFFHANGER MWAHAHAHA...HA I HOPE YOU ENJOYED AND MOST OF THE DISTURBING PARTS WERE YHAMEY'S IDEA AKA MUD WRESTLING!!
Sephiroth: Dammnit why am I here again it's another perferctly good day of killing gone down the drain to answer questions by people who'll I probably end up killing anyway!
Yhamey: come on Sephy burn the fat off those thighs!*is wearing some kind of spandex*
Sephiroth: I do not have fatty thighs!
Yhamey: well you certainly let yourself go!!
Sephiroth: *Throws Yoga ball at her head* stupid bitch!
Yhamey: oww this is for your own good... you messed up my hair. *undoes perfectly good hair and puts it back up in pigtails.*
Reno: lets get to the first letter!!
Reeve: How come you always say that!
Reno: Easy because if I didn't the world would come to utter chaos and..and *starts to get all panicky* it's the butterfly effect!!
Cloud: ummm whats the Butterfly effect... is it the movie with that dude who is like mega sexy?! But not as sexy as Johnny Depp!
All: 0_0
Cloud: Well...according to Tifa and Yuffie...
Reeve: Good cover
Tseng: Hey wanna go to squat and giggles with me?? * is sucking on a lollypop seductively*
(A/N: You just imagine what he looks like kay I am so not in the mood to describe it!)
Sephiroth: That doesn't answer my fuckin question. What the hell is the butterfly effect!!
Yhamey goes into Bill Nye the science guy mode*
Yhamey: Well you see people have made many theories about what causes world chaos. One of these many theories is known as the butterfly effect. butterfly effect , first described by Lorenz at the December 1972 meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science in Washington, D.C., vividly illustrates the essential idea of chaos theory. In a 1963 paper for the New York Academy of Sciences, Lorenz had quoted an unnamed meteorologist's assertion that, if chaos theory were true, a single flap of a single seagull's wings would be enough to change the course of all future weather systems on the earth. By the time of the 1972 meeting, he had examined and refined that idea for his talk, "Predictability: Does the Flap of a Butterfly's Wings in Brazil set off a Tornado in Texas?" The example of such a small system as a butterfly being responsible for creating such a large and distant system as a tornado in Texas illustrates the impossibility of making predictions for complex systems; despite the fact that these are determined by underlying conditions, precisely what those conditions are can never be sufficiently articulated to allow long-range predictions. Yhamey: This is just one of the many chaos theories. All: * sitting on the floor listening like little school children Sephiroth: Am I mentioned in the chaos effect? Yoko: Fraid not. You just cause utter Chaos openly we can't make you a theory...know if you did it secretly we could. Reno: anyone who reads that should utterly utterly ashamed. Reeve: aren't you failing science Yhamey? Yhamey: No' it's math! Oh, and who gave you permission to look at my report card hmm! Oh, and yeah I'm failing that too.. why did you have to bring it up Numb Nuts?! Reno: well know that I have recovered from my paranormal state lets read a letter!! dogcollar
k... i have a question!! Why can't you and you *points at Cloud and Sephy* get along and be friends? Even for one day? i think the two of you make good allies... please don't turn me down... *sniffle* imagine what both of you could do...
Sephy: ME and cloud * looks disgusted* eeeeewww! What is wrong with you woman... or guy geeze there are some sick minded people in this world!
Cloud: that is like one of the biggest chaos theories in the universe!
Yhamey: Actually it is
Sephiroth: Shut the hell up!!
Yhamey: I whooped your ass once I can do it again! * pulls out sledge hammer*
Sephiroth: I'm sorry I'm sorry! Vincent: *still doing aerobics* we should read the next letter.
Wakka dude
Question 4 Cloud and Sephiroth... Is it hard to get across the U.S. Border? with your weapons?
Sephiroth: well yes and no you see I have the ability to fly so well I just fly over the boarder.
Cloud: Welll that's the reason my pants are so baggy I can easily conceal it.
Reno: I thought they were baggy for a different for a different reason.
Cloud: * gasp*
A/n: this is dedicated to the great Conan O'brien!!
Random American Person: Welcome to Cloud Strife's recliner of rage!!
RAP: *In Rock music form * CLOUD STRIFES, RECLINER OF RAGE!
Yoko: Cloud are you comfortable and angry?
Cloud: comfy and furious Yoko!
Yoko: Well why don't you tell us whats wrong
Cloud: I am sick and tired of Reno laughing at me because I am always surrounded by a beautiful women and constantly get an * whispers* erection.
Yoko: I can't hear you cloud?
Cloud: ERECTION!!!
All: * GASP*
Cloud: I hate you all.
Yhamey: well before my poor virgin ears inflict any more damage lets read the next letter.
Bootie Can i give Reeve a Lobotomy?
All except Reeve: Why the hell not. Yhamey: I don't think there is anything in there worth of value for you. * pulls out dead brain slug* poor thing died of starvation... so sad so sad.
Yoko: Well... that was...umm...odd.
Vincent: I could do this forever * bounceing on a yoga ball*
Sephiroth: I could beat you at that!!
Vincent: How about mud wrestling!
Sephiroth: I am a dirty, dirty man anyway.
Yoko: wow I have the thing just for this. * pulls rope and in behind is a mud wrestling pit and tons of screaming fans *
(A/N: If you stop reading know I will fully understand)
Ref: and in this corner we have Sephiroth and his coach Yhamey with his Jenova/ makop enhanced body he'll tke you down!
Yhamey: Come on you can do this I believe in you!
Ref: And in this corner we have a vampire thingy... and his person thing * crowd boos* Hey it's my first day * gets hit with a first round of cheriies * god help me it burns It burns * second round a car* ahhh *gets knocked onto the ground and drowns in the mudd.
Random pearson: Queer hulk did it again. Hulk samash like totally.
Vincent: That was wrong on so many levels...
Sephiroth: I feel violated. Oh, well lets get dirty!!
*starts wrestling Vincent flips Sephiroth onto his back in the mud*
Yhamey: Come on Seph get your lazy fucking ass off the ground!!
Ref: Time
*both wrestlers walk to there coaches... topless*
A/N: I like to fantasize
Yoko: Play clean okay play clean. Yhamey: kick him in the nads. *while pouring water into his mouth while doing so spilling it all over his firm chest and torso *
A/N: Sorry to all the poor guys out there reading this whose girlfriends are probably reading this right know... I told you I like to fasntasize
*Sephiroth walks up to Vincent kicks him in the family jewls and hammerheads him *
Vincent: What * looks down* what oh how Hey you Bastard!!
Sephiroth: What??
* blues clues music*
Vincent: I'm okay thanks to my handy dandy * whip sound * Jockstrap.
Sephiroth: *falls down to hurl Vincent walks over and hits him on the head with a chair and knocks him out *
Yhamey: YOU CAN"T DO THAT YOKO!! ARMOR? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!
Yoko: ummm You told Seph to Kick Vincent In the nads and that is so against the rules!
Yhamey: Oh Yeah!! *walks up and bitch slaps Yoko * *the two start wwf style *
1 HOUR LATER
Yhamey: I've broken a nail shredded my shirt all in the name of Justice.
Cloud: umm you put Yoko in the infirmary even mastered cure materias couldn't help.
Yhamey: yeah go me!! I'm so pumped!
Reno: Lets water Yhamey down!
Yhamey: Shut up foo!
Cloud: your starting to sound like Mr: T!
Yhamey: Shut up and lets just read the next letter!!
Squimish Tuna Sephiroth have a mud westling contest with... VINCENT! and then with Yoko and then with Rufus. Oh and Whats Clouds favorite Restaurant? Yhamey: well Yoko isn't here right know and Rufus... where is Rufus??
Cloud: I found this tape in the bag.
* they put the tape in*
Rufus: God help me please take this and take the coordinates and find my body * Rufus straps camera into a tree*
Blair Witch: hahahah * takes Rufus and ties him up naked and starts burning him*
Cloud: well I guess for all of us when I say that was unexpected.
* all of them act like nothing happened and read next letter*
KILL THE EMPIRE i need a suggesgion, when i get over to where sephiroth is, sould i stab him like he stabbed aeris? or should i litterally shove that masamune so far up his ass, he will taste it for 2 months?
Sephiroth: oh damn it I'm gonna kill jimmy he made this public!!
Reno: Plan B Plan B.
All: yup totally.
Seph: aren't you on my side?
All including Yhamey: NOPE!
Seph: but you're my coach.
Yhamey: Hello it was a game. A very violent game but a game all the same.
Reno: Yhamey I love you... Will you marry me.
Yhamey: YES!!
~END~
HAHAHAHAHA CLIFFHANGER MWAHAHAHA...HA I HOPE YOU ENJOYED AND MOST OF THE DISTURBING PARTS WERE YHAMEY'S IDEA AKA MUD WRESTLING!!