Time for review replies:
Blood Shed Red: Glad you liked it! And yes, there's nothing wrong with glasses! ^_^
Kate Ryou: Lolly! ^_^ Oh, and the lollypop's not on his rear, it's on his back. Yugi's taller than that! ^_^
Yami Crystal: Thanks for the suggestion! I don't think I will give Yugi tinted glasses though. And Cryst who ever said Yami Bakura was at the hospital for himself?!?!? ^_^ And I'm not sure if Yami Bakura even knows how to ride a bike. But then again, it's my story and if I say Yami Bakura can fly, then gosh darn it, he will fly! ^_^ (Update: I decided I really liked your idea, so I'm using it, but for a different reason!)
Ethelflaed: Thanks for the suggestion and reviewing! I love your story! I even read you whole bio! ^_^
Zircon: Thanks for the idea! I'm not sure if I'll use it, but I'll think about it or morph it into something similar! ^_^
Wild Winged Wolf: Hyperness! ^_^
DMGirl7113: *throws balloons in the air* Guess what?!?!? You are my 12th review! And since 12 is my favorite number, you win a prize! *gives DMGirl7113 a large bag of random candy* ^_^
bakurakrazie: ^_^ Thanks for the suggestion!
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"YAMI BAKURA!"
Yami Bakura turned to see them and sneered. "Pharaoh." he grunted, then acknowledged Joey and Tristan, "And his lackeys." Both Tristan and Joey made fists at that remark.
"Why are you here Tomb Robber?" inquired Yami.
"Better question is why are you here?"
"I asked you first."
"So you should answer me first."
"No."
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"NO!"
"YES!!"
"ANSWER ME OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!!" The third eye on Yami's head started to glow.
"Fine!" Yami Bakura gave in. "I am here because of an incident that has occurred this morning. To my aibou."
Yugi's eyes grew wide and he pushed himself to the front of the group. He had been listening to the whole conversation, and of course understood that Yami Bakura was in the hospital, and apparently right in front of them. "Bakura? What's happened to Bakura?!?!?"
Yami Bakura looked down at the tri-haired boy and folded his arms. "Why don't you see yourself? He's in a room close by."
Joey shook his fist at Yami Bakura. "It was yer doin' for Bakura, our buddy, bein' in the hospital, wasn't it?!?"
"No. Not this time anyway." Yami Bakura smirked. "You can thank that Newton guy for all his little laws for Bakura being in the hospital, not me." He turned to leave and said, "The doctors should be out by now, so I'm going back there, so if you would like to visit him, just follow me." Then he walked away and the others shrugged and followed.
~*~Yami Bakura's Point Of View~*~
'Ha HA! The pharaoh is obeying and following ME now! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Okay, okay. Bad joke. But still, I am the tomb robber so...MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!'
~*~Normal Point Of View~*~
They all continued down the hall and took a right. Then a left. Continued, then another left. Then they turned into a room, walked about the room, left the room, turned right, hit a dead end, turned around, went left, left, straight, straight...
"Are we there yet?" Joey whined.
"No."
...Another left, right, took the elevator up two floors, back down two floors, right, straight, left, left, right, and finally they were...
"WHAT'S UP WITH THIS?!?!?"
...Back where they started.
"Tomb robber you were supposed to be taking us to Bakura's room!" Yami yelled. "Not back here again!"
"Alright, alright already! I'll take you there!" and with that, Yami Bakura stomped off down the hall and took a left, and they followed him to a room marked under 'Head Injuries'.
A thought suddenly occurred to Yugi. "Hey Yami"
"What is it aibou?" Yami replied.
"Don't you think we should be getting back to Grandpa. He's probably already paid the bill and is worrying sick about us!"
"I don't think he paid the bill yet."
"And why is that?"
"I still have the map."
"Oh."
~*~*~Some deserted corridor in the hospital~*~*~
"Hello? I think I'm lost! Some assistance please? Hello?"
~*~*~Back to Bakura's room's door~*~*~
Yami Bakura fumbled with something in his pocket before pulling out a keycard. Then he turned to face them. "I must warn you," he said. "You may be shocked at what you see." He then slide the keycard into its slot and turned the handle. The rest of them held their breath then walked in. Bakura's body lay in the bed, attached to many of the machines. His head was wrapped in several white bandages.
"BAKURA!!" The four of them (Yami pulling Yugi) ran over to Bakura's bedside. Even with the bad eyesight Yugi had, he could see a white shape which of course was Bakura, laying down. He heard a lot of beeps which told him there was a lot of machinery in here.
"Do you know what's wrong with him?" Tristan asked. Yami Bakura shook his head 'no'.
"Well, do you?" Yugi demanded.
"Didn't you just see me shake my head?!?!?"
"No."
"You should get your eyes checked." Yami Bakura sneered.
"I just did."
"Huh?"
"That's why we're in the hospital. There's something wrong with my eyes."
"Hey, that reminds of that Orrazies guy back in ancient Egypt who I pushed off a cliff."
Yami's eyes grew big. "I thought he tripped on a rock and fell of the cliff." He said.
"Nah, I pushed him." Yami Bakura continued. "Then I left to steal some more of those jewels from your 'heavily guarded' safe." He made the quote signs with his fingers. It was really quite funny to see Yami Bakura of all people doing that. In a way, it was also quite scary too. (O_O;)
"So Yami B., how'd he get this way?" Joey asked.
"Number one, don't call me 'Yami B.'. Number two, he was climbing a bookshelf and it topped over on him, including all its contents."
"Why was he on the shelf in the first place?" questioned Tristan.
Yami Bakura sighed. "Fine." He said. "I'll tell you. This morning me and him-" he made a gesture over to Bakura, "-went to the park. He went and read by some dumb old tree, while I rode the bike he lent me."
Yami smirked. "You can ride a bike? That's a laugh!" Yami Bakura just glared at him, but continued.
"Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted, I was riding my bike in the park, terrorizing various pedestrians who happened to get in my way. Bakura kept telling me off, so I decided to turn my sights on terrorizing him." He stopped and snickered. "I didn't know my aibou could run that fast. Soon my fun was ended as a tree just happened to get in my way, and my bike and my self made contact with it." (1)
"In other words, you weren't paying attention and crashed into a tree." Yami chuckled at the thought of Yami Bakura crashing into a tree. He replayed the thought over and over again in his head.
"No. The tree just happened to get in my way. So, as I was saying, my bike and myself made contact with the tree. I, being the tough Tomb Robber that I am, didn't get hurt, but Bakura insisted that we go home and get something to make sure I was okay. When we arrived at the apartment(2), I went out on the balcony and dropped stuff on the idiot mortals down below like I usually do. Meanwhile Bakura was trying to find the aspirin. A week before I threw it up on a high shelf just out of boredom and anger. Of course he found it, climbed up the shelf, lost his balance, fell down, and had the whole bookshelf topple over on him. 20 minutes later I finished terrorizing the idiots and came in wanting a sandwich. Then I found him under the shelf and took him here."
"Sounds like ya do care for him, Yami B." Said Joey.
Yami Bakura snorted. "Well duh! He dies, I die! And I wanted my sandwich!" He then pulled out a half-eaten sandwich and started eating it again. The others just sweatdropped. A sudden squeaking springs noise drew all of their attention on the bed before them. Bakura was waking up! Almost on cue, several doctors rushed in. They pushed aside the group to get to him.
"That's rude." Yugi said. "I really want to see what's wrong with Bakura. Errr...I don't mean literally because..." then he pointed to his eyes. Over by the doctors became quiet. The room became quiet. The only things that was heard were the springs in Bakura's bed squeaking as he woke, and Yami Bakura munching on his sandwich. Loudly. (-_-0)
"How do you feel Mr. Ryou?" They heard one of the doctors say. Then came a soft reply that could only be Bakura's voice.
"Where am I?"
"Your at the hospital." Another doctor said. This time it was a female. Then they heard Bakura again.
"Oh, that's nice...Hey, this thing is kind of bouncy! (^-^)" Bakura, ignoring all the doctors, stood up and started bouncing on his bed. There was a moment of silence, except for Bakura's bouncing, then several pens scratching noises came; the doctors taking notes on their clipboards. At this time, Joey decided he had enough and stomped through the doctors. "Bakura! What's wrong with you?" Bakura just blinked at him.
"Are you talking to me? I'm fine!" Was Bakura's reply.
"Yes I'm talkin' to you! How many Bakura's do you know? Well, besides him." He gestured to Yami Bakura.
Bakura stopped bouncing and glanced over to where Yami Bakura was standing. "Who's he?"
"What do ya mean, 'who's he'?!?!?"
"I don't know him. I don't know any of you. I don't even know who I am. All I know is that this is fun!! WEE!!!! (^_^)" With that, he began bouncing again. One of the doctors pulled out a mini tape recorder and pushed record. "The patient 9845, Mr. Bakura Ryou, Room 68A seems to have a memory loss, and an intelligence drop. Several of his soon to be developed cat- scans will show if he has any brain damage." The doctor-mob proceeded to continue their notes as they exited Bakura's room as quickly as they came and shut the door. There was a short silence then...
"BRAIN DAMAGE?!?!?!?" shouted Joey.
"INTELLIGENCE DROP?!?!?!?!?" wailed Yugi.
"MEMORY LOSS?!?!?!?" yelled Tristan.
"THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" cried Yami.
"I KNOW!!!! I FINISHED MY SANDWICH AND I'M STILL HUNGRY!!" whined Yami Bakura
".........."
".........."
".........."
".........."
"HOLY RA! ARE YOU DEAF?!?!?!? AND STUPID?!?!?!? YOUR AIBOU MIGHT HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE AND HE HAS A MEMORY LOSS AND AN INTELLIGENCE DROP! DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE AN OUNCE OF CARE?!?!?!?" With that said, Yami proceeded to strangle the tomb robber.
"Excuse me..." A soft voice said from the other side of the room. Yami stopped his Yami Bakura bashing to look over at a very confused, but rather loopy, Bakura. "Who are you if you don't mind my asking?" They all stepped forward.
"I'm Yugi."
"I'm Joey."
"I'm Tristan"
"I'm Yami."
"I'm hungry." Yami quickly jabbed his elbow into Yami Bakura's rib cage. Yami Bakura shot him a glare and then said. "Okay, okay. I'm Yami Bakura."
"Oh, who am I?" asked Bakura.
"Your Bakura, Bakura Ryou." answered Yugi. "Our friend." Bakura smiled at this.
"So, I'm Bakura. Your Joey-"
"No, I'm Joey." corrected Joey.
"Then who's Yami?"
"I am!" said Yami.
"Who are you?" Bakura asked Yugi.
"I'm Yugi!"
"And I'm Tristan?" Bakura questioned.
"No! I'M Tristan!"
"Then who am I?" Bakura was becoming more confused.
"Your BAKURA!" They all shouted, excluding the Bakuras.
"Oh. And he's hungry, right?" Bakura pointed at Yami Bakura.
"No! HE'S YAMI BAKURA!!"
"I'm confused." (^_^0) They all sweatdropped at this.
"For the last time," steamed Yami, who was getting really irritated. "I'M Yami, HE'S Yugi, HE'S Joey, HE'S Tristan, and HE'S Yami Bakura!! And YOUR Bakura!"
"Oh I get it now!"
"You do!?!?!?!?!"
"Yes! I'm Bakura, your Yami, he's Yugi, he's Joey, he's Tristan, and he's...The almighty ruler of the world?!? What?"
"YOU!" Yami turned to face Yami Bakura. "STOP FEEDING HIM THE WRONG INFORMATION! YOUR CONFUSING HIM MORE!!!!!"
"No."
Yami threw his hands up in the air and walked away from Yami Bakura. "You are useless!" he said.
Yami Bakura smirked. "Well, at least I'm not the one with the neon orange lolly on my back."
Yami stopped in his tracks. Yugi's eyes grew larger than normal, if possible. "What did you say?" asked Yami.
"I said, 'I'm not the one with the lolly on my back', you dumb pharaoh!" With one swift move, Yami had moved over to a mirror and turned to view his back. It was true! There was a neon orange lollypop smack-dab in the middle of his backside! 'But how did it get there?' he thought, 'Nothing happened all day! And no one had a lollypop today, except Yugi when he took that neon orange lollypop from the doc-' (O.O) Yami glanced over at Yugi and indeed there was no lollypop in his hands, or his mouth. The nervousness of Yugi conformed Yami suspicion.
/Aibou would you come over here a minute? I have some CANDY for you!/ Yami glared at Yugi. It wasn't a regular Yami-glare. It was a you-are-in-so-much- trouble-when-I-get-my-hands-on-you glare. Unfortunately it was wasted seeing as Yami's facial expressions are too blurry for Yugi to see. (-_-0)
'No! He knows!' Yugi thought. 'What am I going to do?!?!? I'll have to move to a new country! Get plastic surgery, get a new name-WHAT AM I THINKING?!?!? I CAN'T EVEN SEE 3 FEET IN FRONT OF ME LET ALONE GET OUT OF THIS HOSPITAL BY MY SELF! I just better go face my punishment like a man- err, boy.' "I'm sorry Yami! I didn't mean to! I'll face my punishment." Yugi lowered his head.
There was a moment of silence then-
"Very good aibou." Yugi looked a little relieved. "But since this is my FAVORITE shirt, you will pay. Even though you are the recreation of me, that makes no difference. NO ONE MESSES UP THE PHARAOH'S FAVORITE SHIRT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!" And with that, he stomped out of the room to the bathroom to remove the lollypop. The moment he left, a calmly looking nurse came in. "Hello," she said. "I'm expecting that you are Mr. Ryou's family and/or friends?"
They nodded and she continued. "Apparently Mr. Ryou's head injury has caused him some memory and intelligence problems. But the good news is that he does not have any brain damage and should be fine shortly."
"How long with he be dis way?" Joey asked.
"Well, no one ever knows for sure. It could be a few days to two weeks tops."
"TWO WEEKS?!?!?!?"
"Yes. But he will have to be treated normally. Just do everyday things. Slowly he memory and intelligence will return. The most surprising part about all of this is he's seemed to still keep his manners!"
They all sweatdropped. "That's Bakura for ya!" exclaimed Joey. Bakura looked up at the mentioning of his name. Tristan glanced up at the clock. "Wow!" he said. "It's getting late! We should go now."
"What about Bakura?" asked Yugi.
"Don't worry, I'll take care of him!" said Yami Bakura. "After all, he is my ai-" he glanced at the nurse. "Err, I mean my twin brother which I haven't seen for 14 years because I moved away to Egypt."
"Okay, Yami Bakura. We will have to trust you on this," sighed Yugi.
"But if anythin's wrong with Bakura, I will personally take you down!!!" added Joey, while pounding his fist into his hand, threateningly.
Yami Bakura rolled his eyes and waved away the threat like it was nothing, and mumbled something about 'idiotic mortals' before pestering the nurse- who was currently tending to Bakura-for another sandwich. (-_-0)
Joey and Tristan lead themselves and Yugi out the door of the room and closed it behind them. Soon they met up with a still angered Yami coming from a bathroom, lollypop free. Yami pulled the map out of his pocket. "Now we're going home, right?" he asked. The others nodded. "Good." All of them, with the help of the map made it down to the main desk.
"Is Grandpa here?" asked Yugi.
Joey looked around. "Nope. I don't see him." He then spotted something. "Oh wait! There he is!" They all walked over to him.
"Well there you all are," the old man sighed. "I'm sorry to keep you waiting. I just could not find my way down here without the map. We really should of snagged two of those things before we went up, ay?"
Yugi smiled. "Yeah. But it did give us a chance to see a friend of ours."
"Who?"
"Bakura. He's here with a head-injury."
Grandpa gasped. "Is it serious??"
"He has a bit of a memory loss and an intelligent drop, but nothing more. According to the nurse, he should be fine soon, as long as he continues his daily routines."
"Oh, in that case I'll be sure to buy him a box of those creampuff things he loves. (3) That may restore his memory a little." Grandpa chuckled and finished paying the desk-lady. Soon they all left the hospital and returned to the car.
"Grandpa?" questioned Yugi.
Grandpa put the car in reverse, pulling it out of its parking space, before turning it back into drive and driving out. "Yes?" he answered.
"When are we going to get my-" Yugi winced "-glasses??"
Grandpa sighed. "We can get them today, but at the moment I'm so tired from wandering those endless halls, I need a nap. I was thinking that you and your friends could walk to the center of town, since it is so close, and pick them yourselves. Of course I'd give you money to buy them."
"Sounds great." Yugi smiled. 'Maybe I'll like wearing glasses after all,' he thought. 'they might not be as bad as I think.'
"And you can even show off your new glasses to all your little classmates, at school tomorrow since today is the last day of the weekend!" All the passengers of the car stared at Grandpa, as if he had sentenced Yugi to death. Their school wasn't one of the friendliest. Some of the bullies there picked on Yugi for several reasons, now wearing glasses would add to their list. Of course his friends would understand, and Yugi smiled at that. And maybe his many little fan-clubs might die down, which would be a relief. No more random girls following him! This maybe definitely brightened his mood. 'I guess I will just have to worry about what happens in school when tomorrow rolls around. At least I will have my friends there for support!'
A few minutes later, they rolled into the driveway of the game shop.
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(1)-This idea belongs to Yami Crystal.
(2)-In the first episode where they met Bakura, (before Duelist Kingdom) he goes home to an apartment which of course is where he lives! Although I'm not sure if he has a balcony, but every apartment I've been to had one. (Except my old apartment because it was ground floor and had a garden instead where I could make snowmen in the winter! ^_^)
(3)-I've read somewhere that Bakura's favorite food is creampuffs. =^-^=
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Next time, Yugi, Yami, Joey, and Tristan go to get Yugi's glasses. While there, they meet up with someone! Can you guess who??
Oh by the way, Yami and Yami Bakura go to school. (More like 'forced to'.) Mai transferred from her old school, (she flunked history and is still a senor), and I'm not sure if I should put Marik/Malik and his dark side in this story?? I know more than I did and can put him in, if people like. (With separate bodies of course!) But if you do, please don't yell at me for getting their personality wrong! I'll try my hardest!! And if you guys don't want his dark side in, and just him, I'll to that too! I just want to make you guys happy! ^_^ ...did that sound as cheesy as it did in my head?? -_-0
Please review!! ^_^
Blood Shed Red: Glad you liked it! And yes, there's nothing wrong with glasses! ^_^
Kate Ryou: Lolly! ^_^ Oh, and the lollypop's not on his rear, it's on his back. Yugi's taller than that! ^_^
Yami Crystal: Thanks for the suggestion! I don't think I will give Yugi tinted glasses though. And Cryst who ever said Yami Bakura was at the hospital for himself?!?!? ^_^ And I'm not sure if Yami Bakura even knows how to ride a bike. But then again, it's my story and if I say Yami Bakura can fly, then gosh darn it, he will fly! ^_^ (Update: I decided I really liked your idea, so I'm using it, but for a different reason!)
Ethelflaed: Thanks for the suggestion and reviewing! I love your story! I even read you whole bio! ^_^
Zircon: Thanks for the idea! I'm not sure if I'll use it, but I'll think about it or morph it into something similar! ^_^
Wild Winged Wolf: Hyperness! ^_^
DMGirl7113: *throws balloons in the air* Guess what?!?!? You are my 12th review! And since 12 is my favorite number, you win a prize! *gives DMGirl7113 a large bag of random candy* ^_^
bakurakrazie: ^_^ Thanks for the suggestion!
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"YAMI BAKURA!"
Yami Bakura turned to see them and sneered. "Pharaoh." he grunted, then acknowledged Joey and Tristan, "And his lackeys." Both Tristan and Joey made fists at that remark.
"Why are you here Tomb Robber?" inquired Yami.
"Better question is why are you here?"
"I asked you first."
"So you should answer me first."
"No."
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"NO!"
"YES!!"
"ANSWER ME OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!!" The third eye on Yami's head started to glow.
"Fine!" Yami Bakura gave in. "I am here because of an incident that has occurred this morning. To my aibou."
Yugi's eyes grew wide and he pushed himself to the front of the group. He had been listening to the whole conversation, and of course understood that Yami Bakura was in the hospital, and apparently right in front of them. "Bakura? What's happened to Bakura?!?!?"
Yami Bakura looked down at the tri-haired boy and folded his arms. "Why don't you see yourself? He's in a room close by."
Joey shook his fist at Yami Bakura. "It was yer doin' for Bakura, our buddy, bein' in the hospital, wasn't it?!?"
"No. Not this time anyway." Yami Bakura smirked. "You can thank that Newton guy for all his little laws for Bakura being in the hospital, not me." He turned to leave and said, "The doctors should be out by now, so I'm going back there, so if you would like to visit him, just follow me." Then he walked away and the others shrugged and followed.
~*~Yami Bakura's Point Of View~*~
'Ha HA! The pharaoh is obeying and following ME now! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Okay, okay. Bad joke. But still, I am the tomb robber so...MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!'
~*~Normal Point Of View~*~
They all continued down the hall and took a right. Then a left. Continued, then another left. Then they turned into a room, walked about the room, left the room, turned right, hit a dead end, turned around, went left, left, straight, straight...
"Are we there yet?" Joey whined.
"No."
...Another left, right, took the elevator up two floors, back down two floors, right, straight, left, left, right, and finally they were...
"WHAT'S UP WITH THIS?!?!?"
...Back where they started.
"Tomb robber you were supposed to be taking us to Bakura's room!" Yami yelled. "Not back here again!"
"Alright, alright already! I'll take you there!" and with that, Yami Bakura stomped off down the hall and took a left, and they followed him to a room marked under 'Head Injuries'.
A thought suddenly occurred to Yugi. "Hey Yami"
"What is it aibou?" Yami replied.
"Don't you think we should be getting back to Grandpa. He's probably already paid the bill and is worrying sick about us!"
"I don't think he paid the bill yet."
"And why is that?"
"I still have the map."
"Oh."
~*~*~Some deserted corridor in the hospital~*~*~
"Hello? I think I'm lost! Some assistance please? Hello?"
~*~*~Back to Bakura's room's door~*~*~
Yami Bakura fumbled with something in his pocket before pulling out a keycard. Then he turned to face them. "I must warn you," he said. "You may be shocked at what you see." He then slide the keycard into its slot and turned the handle. The rest of them held their breath then walked in. Bakura's body lay in the bed, attached to many of the machines. His head was wrapped in several white bandages.
"BAKURA!!" The four of them (Yami pulling Yugi) ran over to Bakura's bedside. Even with the bad eyesight Yugi had, he could see a white shape which of course was Bakura, laying down. He heard a lot of beeps which told him there was a lot of machinery in here.
"Do you know what's wrong with him?" Tristan asked. Yami Bakura shook his head 'no'.
"Well, do you?" Yugi demanded.
"Didn't you just see me shake my head?!?!?"
"No."
"You should get your eyes checked." Yami Bakura sneered.
"I just did."
"Huh?"
"That's why we're in the hospital. There's something wrong with my eyes."
"Hey, that reminds of that Orrazies guy back in ancient Egypt who I pushed off a cliff."
Yami's eyes grew big. "I thought he tripped on a rock and fell of the cliff." He said.
"Nah, I pushed him." Yami Bakura continued. "Then I left to steal some more of those jewels from your 'heavily guarded' safe." He made the quote signs with his fingers. It was really quite funny to see Yami Bakura of all people doing that. In a way, it was also quite scary too. (O_O;)
"So Yami B., how'd he get this way?" Joey asked.
"Number one, don't call me 'Yami B.'. Number two, he was climbing a bookshelf and it topped over on him, including all its contents."
"Why was he on the shelf in the first place?" questioned Tristan.
Yami Bakura sighed. "Fine." He said. "I'll tell you. This morning me and him-" he made a gesture over to Bakura, "-went to the park. He went and read by some dumb old tree, while I rode the bike he lent me."
Yami smirked. "You can ride a bike? That's a laugh!" Yami Bakura just glared at him, but continued.
"Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted, I was riding my bike in the park, terrorizing various pedestrians who happened to get in my way. Bakura kept telling me off, so I decided to turn my sights on terrorizing him." He stopped and snickered. "I didn't know my aibou could run that fast. Soon my fun was ended as a tree just happened to get in my way, and my bike and my self made contact with it." (1)
"In other words, you weren't paying attention and crashed into a tree." Yami chuckled at the thought of Yami Bakura crashing into a tree. He replayed the thought over and over again in his head.
"No. The tree just happened to get in my way. So, as I was saying, my bike and myself made contact with the tree. I, being the tough Tomb Robber that I am, didn't get hurt, but Bakura insisted that we go home and get something to make sure I was okay. When we arrived at the apartment(2), I went out on the balcony and dropped stuff on the idiot mortals down below like I usually do. Meanwhile Bakura was trying to find the aspirin. A week before I threw it up on a high shelf just out of boredom and anger. Of course he found it, climbed up the shelf, lost his balance, fell down, and had the whole bookshelf topple over on him. 20 minutes later I finished terrorizing the idiots and came in wanting a sandwich. Then I found him under the shelf and took him here."
"Sounds like ya do care for him, Yami B." Said Joey.
Yami Bakura snorted. "Well duh! He dies, I die! And I wanted my sandwich!" He then pulled out a half-eaten sandwich and started eating it again. The others just sweatdropped. A sudden squeaking springs noise drew all of their attention on the bed before them. Bakura was waking up! Almost on cue, several doctors rushed in. They pushed aside the group to get to him.
"That's rude." Yugi said. "I really want to see what's wrong with Bakura. Errr...I don't mean literally because..." then he pointed to his eyes. Over by the doctors became quiet. The room became quiet. The only things that was heard were the springs in Bakura's bed squeaking as he woke, and Yami Bakura munching on his sandwich. Loudly. (-_-0)
"How do you feel Mr. Ryou?" They heard one of the doctors say. Then came a soft reply that could only be Bakura's voice.
"Where am I?"
"Your at the hospital." Another doctor said. This time it was a female. Then they heard Bakura again.
"Oh, that's nice...Hey, this thing is kind of bouncy! (^-^)" Bakura, ignoring all the doctors, stood up and started bouncing on his bed. There was a moment of silence, except for Bakura's bouncing, then several pens scratching noises came; the doctors taking notes on their clipboards. At this time, Joey decided he had enough and stomped through the doctors. "Bakura! What's wrong with you?" Bakura just blinked at him.
"Are you talking to me? I'm fine!" Was Bakura's reply.
"Yes I'm talkin' to you! How many Bakura's do you know? Well, besides him." He gestured to Yami Bakura.
Bakura stopped bouncing and glanced over to where Yami Bakura was standing. "Who's he?"
"What do ya mean, 'who's he'?!?!?"
"I don't know him. I don't know any of you. I don't even know who I am. All I know is that this is fun!! WEE!!!! (^_^)" With that, he began bouncing again. One of the doctors pulled out a mini tape recorder and pushed record. "The patient 9845, Mr. Bakura Ryou, Room 68A seems to have a memory loss, and an intelligence drop. Several of his soon to be developed cat- scans will show if he has any brain damage." The doctor-mob proceeded to continue their notes as they exited Bakura's room as quickly as they came and shut the door. There was a short silence then...
"BRAIN DAMAGE?!?!?!?" shouted Joey.
"INTELLIGENCE DROP?!?!?!?!?" wailed Yugi.
"MEMORY LOSS?!?!?!?" yelled Tristan.
"THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" cried Yami.
"I KNOW!!!! I FINISHED MY SANDWICH AND I'M STILL HUNGRY!!" whined Yami Bakura
".........."
".........."
".........."
".........."
"HOLY RA! ARE YOU DEAF?!?!?!? AND STUPID?!?!?!? YOUR AIBOU MIGHT HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE AND HE HAS A MEMORY LOSS AND AN INTELLIGENCE DROP! DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE AN OUNCE OF CARE?!?!?!?" With that said, Yami proceeded to strangle the tomb robber.
"Excuse me..." A soft voice said from the other side of the room. Yami stopped his Yami Bakura bashing to look over at a very confused, but rather loopy, Bakura. "Who are you if you don't mind my asking?" They all stepped forward.
"I'm Yugi."
"I'm Joey."
"I'm Tristan"
"I'm Yami."
"I'm hungry." Yami quickly jabbed his elbow into Yami Bakura's rib cage. Yami Bakura shot him a glare and then said. "Okay, okay. I'm Yami Bakura."
"Oh, who am I?" asked Bakura.
"Your Bakura, Bakura Ryou." answered Yugi. "Our friend." Bakura smiled at this.
"So, I'm Bakura. Your Joey-"
"No, I'm Joey." corrected Joey.
"Then who's Yami?"
"I am!" said Yami.
"Who are you?" Bakura asked Yugi.
"I'm Yugi!"
"And I'm Tristan?" Bakura questioned.
"No! I'M Tristan!"
"Then who am I?" Bakura was becoming more confused.
"Your BAKURA!" They all shouted, excluding the Bakuras.
"Oh. And he's hungry, right?" Bakura pointed at Yami Bakura.
"No! HE'S YAMI BAKURA!!"
"I'm confused." (^_^0) They all sweatdropped at this.
"For the last time," steamed Yami, who was getting really irritated. "I'M Yami, HE'S Yugi, HE'S Joey, HE'S Tristan, and HE'S Yami Bakura!! And YOUR Bakura!"
"Oh I get it now!"
"You do!?!?!?!?!"
"Yes! I'm Bakura, your Yami, he's Yugi, he's Joey, he's Tristan, and he's...The almighty ruler of the world?!? What?"
"YOU!" Yami turned to face Yami Bakura. "STOP FEEDING HIM THE WRONG INFORMATION! YOUR CONFUSING HIM MORE!!!!!"
"No."
Yami threw his hands up in the air and walked away from Yami Bakura. "You are useless!" he said.
Yami Bakura smirked. "Well, at least I'm not the one with the neon orange lolly on my back."
Yami stopped in his tracks. Yugi's eyes grew larger than normal, if possible. "What did you say?" asked Yami.
"I said, 'I'm not the one with the lolly on my back', you dumb pharaoh!" With one swift move, Yami had moved over to a mirror and turned to view his back. It was true! There was a neon orange lollypop smack-dab in the middle of his backside! 'But how did it get there?' he thought, 'Nothing happened all day! And no one had a lollypop today, except Yugi when he took that neon orange lollypop from the doc-' (O.O) Yami glanced over at Yugi and indeed there was no lollypop in his hands, or his mouth. The nervousness of Yugi conformed Yami suspicion.
/Aibou would you come over here a minute? I have some CANDY for you!/ Yami glared at Yugi. It wasn't a regular Yami-glare. It was a you-are-in-so-much- trouble-when-I-get-my-hands-on-you glare. Unfortunately it was wasted seeing as Yami's facial expressions are too blurry for Yugi to see. (-_-0)
'No! He knows!' Yugi thought. 'What am I going to do?!?!? I'll have to move to a new country! Get plastic surgery, get a new name-WHAT AM I THINKING?!?!? I CAN'T EVEN SEE 3 FEET IN FRONT OF ME LET ALONE GET OUT OF THIS HOSPITAL BY MY SELF! I just better go face my punishment like a man- err, boy.' "I'm sorry Yami! I didn't mean to! I'll face my punishment." Yugi lowered his head.
There was a moment of silence then-
"Very good aibou." Yugi looked a little relieved. "But since this is my FAVORITE shirt, you will pay. Even though you are the recreation of me, that makes no difference. NO ONE MESSES UP THE PHARAOH'S FAVORITE SHIRT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!" And with that, he stomped out of the room to the bathroom to remove the lollypop. The moment he left, a calmly looking nurse came in. "Hello," she said. "I'm expecting that you are Mr. Ryou's family and/or friends?"
They nodded and she continued. "Apparently Mr. Ryou's head injury has caused him some memory and intelligence problems. But the good news is that he does not have any brain damage and should be fine shortly."
"How long with he be dis way?" Joey asked.
"Well, no one ever knows for sure. It could be a few days to two weeks tops."
"TWO WEEKS?!?!?!?"
"Yes. But he will have to be treated normally. Just do everyday things. Slowly he memory and intelligence will return. The most surprising part about all of this is he's seemed to still keep his manners!"
They all sweatdropped. "That's Bakura for ya!" exclaimed Joey. Bakura looked up at the mentioning of his name. Tristan glanced up at the clock. "Wow!" he said. "It's getting late! We should go now."
"What about Bakura?" asked Yugi.
"Don't worry, I'll take care of him!" said Yami Bakura. "After all, he is my ai-" he glanced at the nurse. "Err, I mean my twin brother which I haven't seen for 14 years because I moved away to Egypt."
"Okay, Yami Bakura. We will have to trust you on this," sighed Yugi.
"But if anythin's wrong with Bakura, I will personally take you down!!!" added Joey, while pounding his fist into his hand, threateningly.
Yami Bakura rolled his eyes and waved away the threat like it was nothing, and mumbled something about 'idiotic mortals' before pestering the nurse- who was currently tending to Bakura-for another sandwich. (-_-0)
Joey and Tristan lead themselves and Yugi out the door of the room and closed it behind them. Soon they met up with a still angered Yami coming from a bathroom, lollypop free. Yami pulled the map out of his pocket. "Now we're going home, right?" he asked. The others nodded. "Good." All of them, with the help of the map made it down to the main desk.
"Is Grandpa here?" asked Yugi.
Joey looked around. "Nope. I don't see him." He then spotted something. "Oh wait! There he is!" They all walked over to him.
"Well there you all are," the old man sighed. "I'm sorry to keep you waiting. I just could not find my way down here without the map. We really should of snagged two of those things before we went up, ay?"
Yugi smiled. "Yeah. But it did give us a chance to see a friend of ours."
"Who?"
"Bakura. He's here with a head-injury."
Grandpa gasped. "Is it serious??"
"He has a bit of a memory loss and an intelligent drop, but nothing more. According to the nurse, he should be fine soon, as long as he continues his daily routines."
"Oh, in that case I'll be sure to buy him a box of those creampuff things he loves. (3) That may restore his memory a little." Grandpa chuckled and finished paying the desk-lady. Soon they all left the hospital and returned to the car.
"Grandpa?" questioned Yugi.
Grandpa put the car in reverse, pulling it out of its parking space, before turning it back into drive and driving out. "Yes?" he answered.
"When are we going to get my-" Yugi winced "-glasses??"
Grandpa sighed. "We can get them today, but at the moment I'm so tired from wandering those endless halls, I need a nap. I was thinking that you and your friends could walk to the center of town, since it is so close, and pick them yourselves. Of course I'd give you money to buy them."
"Sounds great." Yugi smiled. 'Maybe I'll like wearing glasses after all,' he thought. 'they might not be as bad as I think.'
"And you can even show off your new glasses to all your little classmates, at school tomorrow since today is the last day of the weekend!" All the passengers of the car stared at Grandpa, as if he had sentenced Yugi to death. Their school wasn't one of the friendliest. Some of the bullies there picked on Yugi for several reasons, now wearing glasses would add to their list. Of course his friends would understand, and Yugi smiled at that. And maybe his many little fan-clubs might die down, which would be a relief. No more random girls following him! This maybe definitely brightened his mood. 'I guess I will just have to worry about what happens in school when tomorrow rolls around. At least I will have my friends there for support!'
A few minutes later, they rolled into the driveway of the game shop.
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(1)-This idea belongs to Yami Crystal.
(2)-In the first episode where they met Bakura, (before Duelist Kingdom) he goes home to an apartment which of course is where he lives! Although I'm not sure if he has a balcony, but every apartment I've been to had one. (Except my old apartment because it was ground floor and had a garden instead where I could make snowmen in the winter! ^_^)
(3)-I've read somewhere that Bakura's favorite food is creampuffs. =^-^=
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Next time, Yugi, Yami, Joey, and Tristan go to get Yugi's glasses. While there, they meet up with someone! Can you guess who??
Oh by the way, Yami and Yami Bakura go to school. (More like 'forced to'.) Mai transferred from her old school, (she flunked history and is still a senor), and I'm not sure if I should put Marik/Malik and his dark side in this story?? I know more than I did and can put him in, if people like. (With separate bodies of course!) But if you do, please don't yell at me for getting their personality wrong! I'll try my hardest!! And if you guys don't want his dark side in, and just him, I'll to that too! I just want to make you guys happy! ^_^ ...did that sound as cheesy as it did in my head?? -_-0
Please review!! ^_^