Argh! My computer is a piece of JUNK!! It completely broke (around the end
of October), and it took EVERYTHING with it!! The new chapters, a one-short
parody I started, ALL my files, MY MUSIC (T_T), Microsoft Word, THE
INTERNET, AND EVERYTHING!!!!!!!! As soon as I'm getting a new computer, I
am SO smashing that one with a BIG METAL BAT!!! Right now I'm on my mom's
computer. I would of started this chapter sooner, but my mom started doing
her grant for her company, so I couldn't go on very often; maybe ½ an hour
a week!! *dies* Well, now my mom's grant is finished, and PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE keep your fingers crossed that she gets it 'cause then I'll get a
new computer!! Yay!! *throws confetti in the air* Enough of my ramblings!
BY THE WAY, I'M GOING TO PUT IN MARIK IN, NOT THE EVIL SIDE OF HIM THOUGH. ALSO PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU WOULD RATHER HIM BE CALLED MARIK OR MALIK!! MOST VOTES WIN! I'M ALSO VOTING!!! Mine counts for two votes! ^_^
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DMGirl7113: Oooooh!!! You gave me the best idea!!! And inspiration for others too!!! Now I really know why this story is called 'ProblemS'!! With an S!!! ^_^
Ethelflaed: He didn't want steak at the time. And I've already let you know you can use the quote in your bio!! ^_^ *feels special*
Zircon: *eyes light up* Another awesome idea!! ^_^
B/k: Just keep on reading to find out who they meet!!
D/s: ...........Lolly!! ^_^ *runs away*
Master of Dimensions: Lollypops leave a stick spot. The spot attracts dust in the air, which clings to it, forming a dust spot, and doesn't look very nice. #_# And Yami Bakura hasn't been affected by Bakura's intelligence drop or anything. Why would you think he was???? He wasn't being stupid. He was being, mean, selfish, boorish, etc.
Ganneh: *has tears in her eyes* I've never won any awards like that!! *stands on a stage* I want to thank my brain, my reviewers, my- *falls off the stage* X_x
Mazoku-Princess: Guess what?? I'm not going to put him in the fic. He may be mention, but that's about it. Okay??
LilKay13: I'm trying my best to be as funny as I can. I am very tempted to go back to script format like my other fic, but I've really wanted to try to write in this one and stay as funny as ever!! I'm sorry if this fic does not meet up to the standards of the other one!! (T-T)
Teddybear: ^_^ TB, thank-you for not being rude. TS, thank-you for being also nice. TC, you should be more like TB and TS.
Mononoke: I sure will!!! ^_^ Not even computer difficulties will stop me!! (T-T) Though they will slow me down for awhile...or months...
Rhapsody5: Thanks! ^_^
Masako88: I will! ^_^
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Kat: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu Yu Hakusho, or Austin Powers.
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PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS NOT A CROSS-OVER!! I'm using some other characters just for this chapter! ^_^
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As soon as they had entered the game shop, Grandpa strolled over to the cash register. The others slumped on the counter as if they had traveled for several days without rest. Their short relaxation period was cut short when Grandpa pulled out his credit card. (A/N: Yes, he keeps it in the register. Have a problem with that?? Crooks and robbers sure wouldn't. -_- 0)
"Now Yugi," he said. "I want you and your friends to go down to the shop now. I'm giving you the prescription information and my credit card to take with you because I know I can trust you, and I do not know how much glasses cost these days. Actually, I've never known how much glasses cost." He chuckled at this.
"Okay Grandpa." Yugi said, as he took the credit card and the slip of paper from his grandfather and stuffed them in his pocket. "Well, have a nice nap. Come on guys, let's go." He was answered by several loud groans and a whine. As they were leaving, Grandpa added, "And buy your friends and yourself something to eat while you' re out. My treat."
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A few more groans and several minutes later, they all had reached 'Hiei's Eye World'. The place had numerous people already in it, including its employees who wore name tags on their clothes. Several people were already trying on glasses, or having old sets repaired, or installing them with new lenses. They stepped inside and heard a bell chime over head as they opened the door.
"It seems every employee here is busy." Yami said as he glanced around. "How are we going to get someone's help?" One of the employees, who was helping a teen with her glassed looked up at the group.
"You might want to try back at the counter." He offered. "Look for a red- head."
"Thanks." With that said, the employee went back to helping his customer, while the group headed on back towards the glass counter/display case one would find in a jewelry store, but instead, this kind displayed pairs of glasses. They soon found the red-head who was fixing a rotating display set on the counter.
"She's pretty..." said Joey dreamily, just low enough for the others to hear, but not the red-head. The approached the counter and the latter looked up and smiled. None of them had gotten out a word before Joey leaned on the counter and started running at the mouth. (-_-0)
"So, what's a beautiful girl like yer self doin' in a place like this??" The red-head blinked at him a few times and chuckled. "Ahhh, I seem to amuse you!" Joey grinned. 'Finally!' he though, 'a chick that enjoys compliments!'
"Hey, he's actually gotten a sentence out, and not gotten slapped OR kicked OR insulted OR rejected OR a combination of all four." Observed Tristan.
"The world must be ending!" Yugi mused.
"Actually," thought Yami, as he squinted at the one behind the counter, "Something is more wrong than that..." The other two just looked at Yami, puzzled. Back with Joey, the red-head had stopped chuckling and pulled out a notebook from under the counter and put a mark in it.
"What's that notebook for?" questioned Joey.
"It's my tally book on how many guys think I'm a girl." Came a sweet MASCULINE-voiced answer. Bug-eyed, Joey collapsed to the ground, twitching. "HE'S EVEN MORE GIRLY LOOKIN' THAN BAKURA!" he cried from the ground. Yami, Yugi, and Tristan all had enormous sweatdrops.
The red-head, or 'Kurama' which is what his name tag said, chuckled again. Indeed he was rather girlish. He had mid-back length, fire-truck red hair with two shorter lengthed strands that hung over his shoulders. On the top of his head was a cow lick, and his bright emerald green eyes were surrounded by long lashes. His skin was just a little lighter than Marik, and he had a skinny figure. (A/N: For a picture of Kurama, take out the spaces and go here: htt p://w ww.valandria.ne t/pics/mypics/kurama.jpg)
"Sorry to bring you crashing down to Earth, but does one of you need my help?" He asked in his sweet tone which was also a teeny bit girly too. Yami was the first to come back to his senses. "Uhhh...Yes. You see my ai- err...cousin needs some glasses." He gestured to Yugi who smiled meekly. Kurama blinked at Yugi for a moment before calling through a door that lead to the backroom behind him. "Hey Hiei- I mean 'Dad', come out here!"
There was some clunking in the back, and some rather...'unpleasant' words, before someone appeared in the doorway. Joey, Tristan, and Yami all gasped. This person was almost exactly like Yugi, (same height, same type of hair, etc.) except completely opposite. This 'Hiei' person as Kurama had called him, had a bandana, like Duke except it was plain white, around his head and had a mustache that seemed too fake to be real. (A/N: For a picture of Hiei, take out the spaces, go here, and imagine him with a mustache like Grandpa's, except black: ht tp:// pobladores.lycos.es/data/pobladores.c om/ch/ax/chaxo/channels/aficions_tv/images/2613273hiei.jpg)
"Why in the whole blasted universe, did I have to go under cover as the DAD with the blasted FACIAL HAIR?!?!?!?!?" He mumbled. "Someone is going to get VERY hurt!!" He then glanced at Yugi and almost choked.
"Is it me, or do you see the Change of Heart card cut in half here?" Tristan whispered to Joey, who nodded in agreement.
Hiei seemed ready to blow. "I TOLD KOENMA THAT THERE ARE HUMAN TEENS THAT LOOK LIKE ME!!!!!" Hiei steamed, and ripped off his mustache. He uttered several unintelligent fragments of words, before going back into the backroom and slamming the door shut. Kurama winced and turned back to the group.
"Sorry about him, he's always grouchy, just ignore everything he said." Kurama sweatdropped as they all heard something break in the background. "So, what can I help you with??"
"I need a pair of glasses." Yugi stated.
"Yes, yes. And what frames would you like??"
"Do you have any invisible frames that no one would see?" Yugi asked sarcastically.
"No, but we do have some very nice other types of frames. Why don't you and your friends go look at a few of them before you decide. Then come back and I will help you get everything in order." As they started looking around at all the types of glasses the shop offered, a thought occurred to Yami who smirked.
//Oh little Yugi!// He communicated through mind-link in a sing-song type of voice, //I figured out my payback, little Yugi...//
/Why do you keep calling me 'little Yugi' and what's your payback?/ replied Yugi.
//Number one, I felt like it, and number two, my payback is that I, the might pharaoh, will pick out your glasses, FOR YOU!!//
/................Mean.../
"I see a nice NEON-PINK pair with SPARKLES!! Oh wouldn't those look SO nice on you??" He picked up the pair and put them on Yugi who glared. Joey and Tristan who were also looking though glasses and trying them on for fun, chuckled.
/I hate you./
"Hey Muoto, that's a nice look for you." All four spun around, dropped what they were holding, and froze.
"Hey, it's Teá!!" exclaimed Yugi. All but him sweatdropped.
"Not quite Muoto." The speaker glided over to them, carrying their briefcase in one hand, while their cape flowed behind them on the non- existed wind. (A/N: 3 guesses...times up!)
"Kaiba!"
"Kaiba..." Joey growled with clenched fists. "What are you doin' here?!?!?!?"
"I should ask you the same question, mutt," Kaiba said, "but Muoto here has clearly answered it."
Joey tightened his teeth together. "So, I'll ask again. What...are...you...doin'...here?!?!?!?"
"Normally I would not even acknowledge you, mutt, but I'll tell you anyways. You see, I have a new product that I would like to have tested..."
"So why are ya here of all places?!?!? Why not go back to yer fancy industry and test it there?!?!?"
"Patients, mutt, patients. For you see, my newest product is different that the others. Oh so much different. And that is why I had to come down to this filthy place."
"You know that sentence is pretty ironic, as the furniture, walls, and floor all sparkle with tidiness when you look at them." Tristan stated.
"Shut up pointy hair boy."
"Hey! You can't talk to my friend that way, you stuck-up jerk!" Joey went into a fight stance. "If I hear any more of your mouth, I'll personally punch you in to last month!"
"That's a laugh!" Kaiba smirked. "You couldn't punch your way out of a paper bag, let alone inflict any sort of pain on me."
"Is that so?!?!?!? THEN TAKE THIS!!" Joey preceded to punch Kaiba squarely in the face, but before he even had contact, Kaiba had Joey's arm twisted around his back and pinned him on the floor.
"Oww."
"Once a mutt, always a mutt."
"Kaiba let him go!" shouted Yugi, squinting at them both. "You're hurting him...I think..." Kaiba glared at Yugi for a moment, shrugged and let go. Joey sat up, rubbed his arm and continued to glare at Kaiba.
"Before I was so rudely interrupted, I was saying that I have a new invention that I need tested."
"What's the invention?" Kaiba opened his briefcase and pulled something out, but at first glance, he put it away, blushing, because it was the spare pair of underpants his brother snuck in. Fortunately for Kaiba, none of the others had seen them. He then pulled out his real invention...
"Glasses?!?!?!?" Indeed they were. They were a slim black pair of glasses, with nose pieces, and strange little buttons on the arms. (A/N: The part between the ear piece and the lenses, even those the ear piece is a part of the arm.)
"Your new invention is a pair of simple glasses?" Tristan asked, still staring at them.
"Not just 'simple glasses'!!!" Kaiba spat out. "They are more complicated in design than most computers!!! Besides any of my computers or creation that is."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. But WHAT do they DO???" Yami asked, irritated.
"If you let me continue, I would have told you. You are just wasting your time, and mine for asking questions that you are going to get the answer to already. You see, these pair of KaibaCorp Glasses are like no ordinary glasses. They are designed to help the eyes more effectively than normal. When you first put them on, the frames use their built in lasers to scan your eyes to see how strong the lenses should be."
"So, the glasses shoot lasers at your eyes??" questioned Tristan. "Isn't that risky??" Kaiba shot him a glare that said 'shut-up-now-or-you-will- have-trouble-breathing-because-I-will-rip-out-both-your-lungs'.
"Do you honestly think that I would make something that would hurt someone??"
Joey put a his hand up to his chin like he was pondering something. "Hum, let's think-YES!!" Kaiba rolled his eyes.
"Well, believe me, these 'lasers' do not-What are you 3 laughing at?!?!?"
Joey, Tristan, and Yami were all on the floor, clutching their sides with laugher. Yami wiped a tear from his eye because he was laughing so hard. "Y- y-y-y-y-you...Dr...Evil...laser...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Seto just stood there very puzzled. Yugi also stood there confused.
"What?? What did he say??" he asked. He was answered by his mental link opening. Yami sent him a memory. To be exact, the memory of the great Seto Kaiba, acting as Dr. Evil from Austin Powers. Yugi bursted out with laugher too. All while this happened, Kaiba started fuming. The moment Yugi bursted out laughing too, for no apparent reason, in his mind, broke the last straw.
"WHY IN THE WORLD ARE YOU MUTTS LAUGHING?!?!?!?!? I SAID NOTHING AMUSING!!!! SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!!!!! I SAID...SHUT...UP!!!!!!!" With one slick move, Kaiba had grasped all four of them by the cuffs of their shirt collars, lifted them in the air, and glared at them with a VERY mean Kaiba- glare. This made them stop. "I'll ask one more time...WHAT IS SO FUNNY?!?!?!?"
Joey squirmed in his shirt. "Don'cha remember that Dr. Evil does that??"
"Doctor who?" All four looked shocked.
"You mean to tell us," Tristan said, still wide-eyed. "That you've never seen Austin Powers?!?!?!?" Kaiba dropped them to the floor and dusted his hands off.
"I have no time to see such childish movies." He replied, coldly. "Nor would I even want to watch them. Back to business." He held up the glasses once more. "Now the glasses-"
"Hey Kaiba???"
Kaiba sighed. "What is it, other Muoto???" Yami's eye twitched at being called that.
"Why is it that you made the glasses in the first place??? Do you usually make game-related stuff???" Kaiba sighed before he replied.
"Yes, but my image consultant, who I don't know why I ever hired because I don't really care what people think of me as long as they fear me, said I should use my intelligence to invent something, and I quote, 'to help the mankind better themselves, and to make myself less scary and more of person for the people' and other junk like that. I really only did it to shut up her nagging, and get her out of my office."
"...Oooo-kay..."
"So, as I was saying. These glasses, although may still have a few bugs to work out, have many functions. They can change color, shape, style, thickness, material, can tint, and a few more other functions. And no, turning invisible is not a function." Yugi's face looked saddened.
"But why, Kaiba," he asked. "Don't you have your glasses tested by one of your employees with glasses?? I'm sure you have some."
"Don't you think I've tried?!?!?!? But it's the same story! They don't want to upset me by saying my product doesn't work! They are so scared of me, which is what I like, that they will say anything to make me happy so they will keep their crummy job. And of course, I don't have many employees with glasses because over have my staff is now made up of robots! So I decided to come here to find someone with a backbone. Then I found that out Muoto needs glasses, and that seemed perfect for me. He's is honest, and has a backbone. Now will you try these glasses for a while or not?!?!?!?"
//Yugi?? What do you think??//
/I-I-I don't know. Maybe I should try it. Maybe they will work, and my eyes will be better then ever in no time!/
//But what if something goes wrong??//
/Kaiba knows what he's doing. I think we should trust him./
//Trust...Kaiba. Those two words should NEVER follow each other...//
/Yami! I really think we should. If these glasses do work, think of all the people they could help when Kaiba puts them out on the market!/
//.............Your just sticking up for him because he said you were honest and had a backbone.//
/(^_^0) More or less./
//Sigh, if you want to do it, I trust your judgment.//
/Thanks Yami!/
"Okay Kaiba," Yugi finally said. "I will test your glasses for you."
"A very wise decision. I will let you HAVE the glasses, as in for free, so you can test them for me. You have to report any problems you have to me, and I will take note of it for future pairs. Now the only think let is a little bit of paper work I need you to sign..." Kaiba then opened his briefcase yet again, and pulled out about 10 POUNDS of paper work!
"You call THAT a LITTLE BIT of paperwork?!?!?" Joey shouted.
"Compared to what I handle every single day, Wheeler, yes I do." Everyone else sweatdropped.
"Yugi, you and the others go ahead and go get something to eat." Said Yami. "I'll take care of the paper work." He sweatdropped again as Kaiba pulled out even more papers from his briefcase.
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"How does that one briefcase carry all those papers??" Joey asked as the three of them left the shop. Tristan shrugged.
"Maybe he has a portal to his office in there, and he reaches in and pulls out the papers from it." Suggested Yugi, who was in the middle of both of them, holding onto both of their sleeves for guidance.
Joey shrugged. "With Kaiba, it could be possible. Hey, there's the food joint! I'm starving! Let's go in!"
"Right."
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Yes!! I finished!!!
BY THE WAY, I'M GOING TO PUT IN MARIK IN, NOT THE EVIL SIDE OF HIM THOUGH. ALSO PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU WOULD RATHER HIM BE CALLED MARIK OR MALIK!! MOST VOTES WIN! I'M ALSO VOTING!!! Mine counts for two votes! ^_^
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DMGirl7113: Oooooh!!! You gave me the best idea!!! And inspiration for others too!!! Now I really know why this story is called 'ProblemS'!! With an S!!! ^_^
Ethelflaed: He didn't want steak at the time. And I've already let you know you can use the quote in your bio!! ^_^ *feels special*
Zircon: *eyes light up* Another awesome idea!! ^_^
B/k: Just keep on reading to find out who they meet!!
D/s: ...........Lolly!! ^_^ *runs away*
Master of Dimensions: Lollypops leave a stick spot. The spot attracts dust in the air, which clings to it, forming a dust spot, and doesn't look very nice. #_# And Yami Bakura hasn't been affected by Bakura's intelligence drop or anything. Why would you think he was???? He wasn't being stupid. He was being, mean, selfish, boorish, etc.
Ganneh: *has tears in her eyes* I've never won any awards like that!! *stands on a stage* I want to thank my brain, my reviewers, my- *falls off the stage* X_x
Mazoku-Princess: Guess what?? I'm not going to put him in the fic. He may be mention, but that's about it. Okay??
LilKay13: I'm trying my best to be as funny as I can. I am very tempted to go back to script format like my other fic, but I've really wanted to try to write in this one and stay as funny as ever!! I'm sorry if this fic does not meet up to the standards of the other one!! (T-T)
Teddybear: ^_^ TB, thank-you for not being rude. TS, thank-you for being also nice. TC, you should be more like TB and TS.
Mononoke: I sure will!!! ^_^ Not even computer difficulties will stop me!! (T-T) Though they will slow me down for awhile...or months...
Rhapsody5: Thanks! ^_^
Masako88: I will! ^_^
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Kat: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu Yu Hakusho, or Austin Powers.
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PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS NOT A CROSS-OVER!! I'm using some other characters just for this chapter! ^_^
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As soon as they had entered the game shop, Grandpa strolled over to the cash register. The others slumped on the counter as if they had traveled for several days without rest. Their short relaxation period was cut short when Grandpa pulled out his credit card. (A/N: Yes, he keeps it in the register. Have a problem with that?? Crooks and robbers sure wouldn't. -_- 0)
"Now Yugi," he said. "I want you and your friends to go down to the shop now. I'm giving you the prescription information and my credit card to take with you because I know I can trust you, and I do not know how much glasses cost these days. Actually, I've never known how much glasses cost." He chuckled at this.
"Okay Grandpa." Yugi said, as he took the credit card and the slip of paper from his grandfather and stuffed them in his pocket. "Well, have a nice nap. Come on guys, let's go." He was answered by several loud groans and a whine. As they were leaving, Grandpa added, "And buy your friends and yourself something to eat while you' re out. My treat."
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A few more groans and several minutes later, they all had reached 'Hiei's Eye World'. The place had numerous people already in it, including its employees who wore name tags on their clothes. Several people were already trying on glasses, or having old sets repaired, or installing them with new lenses. They stepped inside and heard a bell chime over head as they opened the door.
"It seems every employee here is busy." Yami said as he glanced around. "How are we going to get someone's help?" One of the employees, who was helping a teen with her glassed looked up at the group.
"You might want to try back at the counter." He offered. "Look for a red- head."
"Thanks." With that said, the employee went back to helping his customer, while the group headed on back towards the glass counter/display case one would find in a jewelry store, but instead, this kind displayed pairs of glasses. They soon found the red-head who was fixing a rotating display set on the counter.
"She's pretty..." said Joey dreamily, just low enough for the others to hear, but not the red-head. The approached the counter and the latter looked up and smiled. None of them had gotten out a word before Joey leaned on the counter and started running at the mouth. (-_-0)
"So, what's a beautiful girl like yer self doin' in a place like this??" The red-head blinked at him a few times and chuckled. "Ahhh, I seem to amuse you!" Joey grinned. 'Finally!' he though, 'a chick that enjoys compliments!'
"Hey, he's actually gotten a sentence out, and not gotten slapped OR kicked OR insulted OR rejected OR a combination of all four." Observed Tristan.
"The world must be ending!" Yugi mused.
"Actually," thought Yami, as he squinted at the one behind the counter, "Something is more wrong than that..." The other two just looked at Yami, puzzled. Back with Joey, the red-head had stopped chuckling and pulled out a notebook from under the counter and put a mark in it.
"What's that notebook for?" questioned Joey.
"It's my tally book on how many guys think I'm a girl." Came a sweet MASCULINE-voiced answer. Bug-eyed, Joey collapsed to the ground, twitching. "HE'S EVEN MORE GIRLY LOOKIN' THAN BAKURA!" he cried from the ground. Yami, Yugi, and Tristan all had enormous sweatdrops.
The red-head, or 'Kurama' which is what his name tag said, chuckled again. Indeed he was rather girlish. He had mid-back length, fire-truck red hair with two shorter lengthed strands that hung over his shoulders. On the top of his head was a cow lick, and his bright emerald green eyes were surrounded by long lashes. His skin was just a little lighter than Marik, and he had a skinny figure. (A/N: For a picture of Kurama, take out the spaces and go here: htt p://w ww.valandria.ne t/pics/mypics/kurama.jpg)
"Sorry to bring you crashing down to Earth, but does one of you need my help?" He asked in his sweet tone which was also a teeny bit girly too. Yami was the first to come back to his senses. "Uhhh...Yes. You see my ai- err...cousin needs some glasses." He gestured to Yugi who smiled meekly. Kurama blinked at Yugi for a moment before calling through a door that lead to the backroom behind him. "Hey Hiei- I mean 'Dad', come out here!"
There was some clunking in the back, and some rather...'unpleasant' words, before someone appeared in the doorway. Joey, Tristan, and Yami all gasped. This person was almost exactly like Yugi, (same height, same type of hair, etc.) except completely opposite. This 'Hiei' person as Kurama had called him, had a bandana, like Duke except it was plain white, around his head and had a mustache that seemed too fake to be real. (A/N: For a picture of Hiei, take out the spaces, go here, and imagine him with a mustache like Grandpa's, except black: ht tp:// pobladores.lycos.es/data/pobladores.c om/ch/ax/chaxo/channels/aficions_tv/images/2613273hiei.jpg)
"Why in the whole blasted universe, did I have to go under cover as the DAD with the blasted FACIAL HAIR?!?!?!?!?" He mumbled. "Someone is going to get VERY hurt!!" He then glanced at Yugi and almost choked.
"Is it me, or do you see the Change of Heart card cut in half here?" Tristan whispered to Joey, who nodded in agreement.
Hiei seemed ready to blow. "I TOLD KOENMA THAT THERE ARE HUMAN TEENS THAT LOOK LIKE ME!!!!!" Hiei steamed, and ripped off his mustache. He uttered several unintelligent fragments of words, before going back into the backroom and slamming the door shut. Kurama winced and turned back to the group.
"Sorry about him, he's always grouchy, just ignore everything he said." Kurama sweatdropped as they all heard something break in the background. "So, what can I help you with??"
"I need a pair of glasses." Yugi stated.
"Yes, yes. And what frames would you like??"
"Do you have any invisible frames that no one would see?" Yugi asked sarcastically.
"No, but we do have some very nice other types of frames. Why don't you and your friends go look at a few of them before you decide. Then come back and I will help you get everything in order." As they started looking around at all the types of glasses the shop offered, a thought occurred to Yami who smirked.
//Oh little Yugi!// He communicated through mind-link in a sing-song type of voice, //I figured out my payback, little Yugi...//
/Why do you keep calling me 'little Yugi' and what's your payback?/ replied Yugi.
//Number one, I felt like it, and number two, my payback is that I, the might pharaoh, will pick out your glasses, FOR YOU!!//
/................Mean.../
"I see a nice NEON-PINK pair with SPARKLES!! Oh wouldn't those look SO nice on you??" He picked up the pair and put them on Yugi who glared. Joey and Tristan who were also looking though glasses and trying them on for fun, chuckled.
/I hate you./
"Hey Muoto, that's a nice look for you." All four spun around, dropped what they were holding, and froze.
"Hey, it's Teá!!" exclaimed Yugi. All but him sweatdropped.
"Not quite Muoto." The speaker glided over to them, carrying their briefcase in one hand, while their cape flowed behind them on the non- existed wind. (A/N: 3 guesses...times up!)
"Kaiba!"
"Kaiba..." Joey growled with clenched fists. "What are you doin' here?!?!?!?"
"I should ask you the same question, mutt," Kaiba said, "but Muoto here has clearly answered it."
Joey tightened his teeth together. "So, I'll ask again. What...are...you...doin'...here?!?!?!?"
"Normally I would not even acknowledge you, mutt, but I'll tell you anyways. You see, I have a new product that I would like to have tested..."
"So why are ya here of all places?!?!? Why not go back to yer fancy industry and test it there?!?!?"
"Patients, mutt, patients. For you see, my newest product is different that the others. Oh so much different. And that is why I had to come down to this filthy place."
"You know that sentence is pretty ironic, as the furniture, walls, and floor all sparkle with tidiness when you look at them." Tristan stated.
"Shut up pointy hair boy."
"Hey! You can't talk to my friend that way, you stuck-up jerk!" Joey went into a fight stance. "If I hear any more of your mouth, I'll personally punch you in to last month!"
"That's a laugh!" Kaiba smirked. "You couldn't punch your way out of a paper bag, let alone inflict any sort of pain on me."
"Is that so?!?!?!? THEN TAKE THIS!!" Joey preceded to punch Kaiba squarely in the face, but before he even had contact, Kaiba had Joey's arm twisted around his back and pinned him on the floor.
"Oww."
"Once a mutt, always a mutt."
"Kaiba let him go!" shouted Yugi, squinting at them both. "You're hurting him...I think..." Kaiba glared at Yugi for a moment, shrugged and let go. Joey sat up, rubbed his arm and continued to glare at Kaiba.
"Before I was so rudely interrupted, I was saying that I have a new invention that I need tested."
"What's the invention?" Kaiba opened his briefcase and pulled something out, but at first glance, he put it away, blushing, because it was the spare pair of underpants his brother snuck in. Fortunately for Kaiba, none of the others had seen them. He then pulled out his real invention...
"Glasses?!?!?!?" Indeed they were. They were a slim black pair of glasses, with nose pieces, and strange little buttons on the arms. (A/N: The part between the ear piece and the lenses, even those the ear piece is a part of the arm.)
"Your new invention is a pair of simple glasses?" Tristan asked, still staring at them.
"Not just 'simple glasses'!!!" Kaiba spat out. "They are more complicated in design than most computers!!! Besides any of my computers or creation that is."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. But WHAT do they DO???" Yami asked, irritated.
"If you let me continue, I would have told you. You are just wasting your time, and mine for asking questions that you are going to get the answer to already. You see, these pair of KaibaCorp Glasses are like no ordinary glasses. They are designed to help the eyes more effectively than normal. When you first put them on, the frames use their built in lasers to scan your eyes to see how strong the lenses should be."
"So, the glasses shoot lasers at your eyes??" questioned Tristan. "Isn't that risky??" Kaiba shot him a glare that said 'shut-up-now-or-you-will- have-trouble-breathing-because-I-will-rip-out-both-your-lungs'.
"Do you honestly think that I would make something that would hurt someone??"
Joey put a his hand up to his chin like he was pondering something. "Hum, let's think-YES!!" Kaiba rolled his eyes.
"Well, believe me, these 'lasers' do not-What are you 3 laughing at?!?!?"
Joey, Tristan, and Yami were all on the floor, clutching their sides with laugher. Yami wiped a tear from his eye because he was laughing so hard. "Y- y-y-y-y-you...Dr...Evil...laser...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Seto just stood there very puzzled. Yugi also stood there confused.
"What?? What did he say??" he asked. He was answered by his mental link opening. Yami sent him a memory. To be exact, the memory of the great Seto Kaiba, acting as Dr. Evil from Austin Powers. Yugi bursted out with laugher too. All while this happened, Kaiba started fuming. The moment Yugi bursted out laughing too, for no apparent reason, in his mind, broke the last straw.
"WHY IN THE WORLD ARE YOU MUTTS LAUGHING?!?!?!?!? I SAID NOTHING AMUSING!!!! SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!!!!! I SAID...SHUT...UP!!!!!!!" With one slick move, Kaiba had grasped all four of them by the cuffs of their shirt collars, lifted them in the air, and glared at them with a VERY mean Kaiba- glare. This made them stop. "I'll ask one more time...WHAT IS SO FUNNY?!?!?!?"
Joey squirmed in his shirt. "Don'cha remember that Dr. Evil does that??"
"Doctor who?" All four looked shocked.
"You mean to tell us," Tristan said, still wide-eyed. "That you've never seen Austin Powers?!?!?!?" Kaiba dropped them to the floor and dusted his hands off.
"I have no time to see such childish movies." He replied, coldly. "Nor would I even want to watch them. Back to business." He held up the glasses once more. "Now the glasses-"
"Hey Kaiba???"
Kaiba sighed. "What is it, other Muoto???" Yami's eye twitched at being called that.
"Why is it that you made the glasses in the first place??? Do you usually make game-related stuff???" Kaiba sighed before he replied.
"Yes, but my image consultant, who I don't know why I ever hired because I don't really care what people think of me as long as they fear me, said I should use my intelligence to invent something, and I quote, 'to help the mankind better themselves, and to make myself less scary and more of person for the people' and other junk like that. I really only did it to shut up her nagging, and get her out of my office."
"...Oooo-kay..."
"So, as I was saying. These glasses, although may still have a few bugs to work out, have many functions. They can change color, shape, style, thickness, material, can tint, and a few more other functions. And no, turning invisible is not a function." Yugi's face looked saddened.
"But why, Kaiba," he asked. "Don't you have your glasses tested by one of your employees with glasses?? I'm sure you have some."
"Don't you think I've tried?!?!?!? But it's the same story! They don't want to upset me by saying my product doesn't work! They are so scared of me, which is what I like, that they will say anything to make me happy so they will keep their crummy job. And of course, I don't have many employees with glasses because over have my staff is now made up of robots! So I decided to come here to find someone with a backbone. Then I found that out Muoto needs glasses, and that seemed perfect for me. He's is honest, and has a backbone. Now will you try these glasses for a while or not?!?!?!?"
//Yugi?? What do you think??//
/I-I-I don't know. Maybe I should try it. Maybe they will work, and my eyes will be better then ever in no time!/
//But what if something goes wrong??//
/Kaiba knows what he's doing. I think we should trust him./
//Trust...Kaiba. Those two words should NEVER follow each other...//
/Yami! I really think we should. If these glasses do work, think of all the people they could help when Kaiba puts them out on the market!/
//.............Your just sticking up for him because he said you were honest and had a backbone.//
/(^_^0) More or less./
//Sigh, if you want to do it, I trust your judgment.//
/Thanks Yami!/
"Okay Kaiba," Yugi finally said. "I will test your glasses for you."
"A very wise decision. I will let you HAVE the glasses, as in for free, so you can test them for me. You have to report any problems you have to me, and I will take note of it for future pairs. Now the only think let is a little bit of paper work I need you to sign..." Kaiba then opened his briefcase yet again, and pulled out about 10 POUNDS of paper work!
"You call THAT a LITTLE BIT of paperwork?!?!?" Joey shouted.
"Compared to what I handle every single day, Wheeler, yes I do." Everyone else sweatdropped.
"Yugi, you and the others go ahead and go get something to eat." Said Yami. "I'll take care of the paper work." He sweatdropped again as Kaiba pulled out even more papers from his briefcase.
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"How does that one briefcase carry all those papers??" Joey asked as the three of them left the shop. Tristan shrugged.
"Maybe he has a portal to his office in there, and he reaches in and pulls out the papers from it." Suggested Yugi, who was in the middle of both of them, holding onto both of their sleeves for guidance.
Joey shrugged. "With Kaiba, it could be possible. Hey, there's the food joint! I'm starving! Let's go in!"
"Right."
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Yes!! I finished!!!