FOR ALL OF YOU WHO ARE ASKING ABOUT YUGI'S DAY OUT, I'M SORRY TO SAY THAT IT WAS TAKEN DOWN BY FANFICTION. SINCE MY COMPUTER HAS CRASHED, I LOST ALL THE CHAPTERS. OF COURSE I CANNOT AND ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DOWNLOAD THINGS ONTO MY MOM'S COMPUTER, SO I COULD NOT DOWNLOAD THE CHAPTERS FROM FANFICTION ONTO HERS. THEN WHEN I GOT A NEW COMPUTER, THE INTERNET WAS STILL NOT CONNECTED UP THERE. (It's still not) THEN AS YOU KNOW, YUGI'S DAY OUT WAS DELETED. I HAVE ASKED FANFICTION TO E-MAIL ME MY CHAPTERS BACK, BUT I REALLY DO NOT THINK THAT WILL HAPPEN. (I'm not even sure they have any of them.) SO I'M VERY SORRY!!!!! (T-T)
*******Replies to Reviews********
Lady Yami: ^_^0 Errr, could you please get off of Grandpa-beanbag-chair?? I still need him for the story…..And could you please remove your Marik chibis?? They're kinda ruining my rug with all their drool…..
Marik chibis: *still foaming at their mouths and eating all the gingerbread men they can find in the house*
Ranma Higurashi: I'm not sure it this is 'SOON', but I updated! ^_^0
Ethelflaed: Moo!! ^_^ I even drew a picture of myself buried in papers…..or were they books?? I think they were books. Oh well, same idea!
Zircon: I figured you did.
Tamara Raymond: I do not know what to say!! I feel so honored!! ^_^ (I'd also like to say that you have one of the biggest non-script style bios I've EVER seen. O_O) I'd do that whole me-falling-off-the-stage-while-I-am-thanking-people-for-some-sort-of-honor bit, but I think that is over used. I must be original…..must be creative…..must be-WHO AM I KIDDING?!?!?!? *goes up on stage* I feel so honored!! I'd like to thank my brain for being so creative, Flaed for putting me on her favorites list, my fingers for-AHHH!!! *falls off the stage* Hey wait a minute!!! I was supposed to have one more thank-you before I fell off!! SOMEONE PUSHED ME!!!
Yugi and Bakura: *whistling innocently up on stage*
Master of Dimensions: Kaiba didn't look like Teá TOTALLY to Yugi. He was still a blurry shape that reminded Yugi of Teá, so he thought Kaiba was Teá. I've squinted at an episode when Kaiba was dueling and it kind looked like Teá. (As in the hair. Not the clothes.) Oh yes. *sniff* If you haven't already read, please read the opening paragraph-thingy to this chapter to find out what happened to Yugi's Day Out. *runs away crying*
Poison Ivy: I think glasses are taking over the world!!! Everyone is wearing them now a days. Or contacts. GLASSES WEARING PEOPLE OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!
*******Disclaimer********
I do not own anything. Oh except this Willie Nelson CD I'm listen to. Wait, I lied. My mom owns it. Well, at least I own the CD player…..
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As the three of them entered, they nearly got run over by the crowd that was already inside. It was also very noisy due to the chitter-chatter of all the customers enjoying their food, ordering food, or just plain hanging out. After a few minutes of shoving and pushing, (A/N: Wow, what nice gentlemen…..-_-0) they finally made it up to the cashier who takes their order. Joey decided to order 3 hamburgers, French fries, 2 pizzas, an orange soda, 6 baskets of chicken fingers, a salad, 3 baskets of BBQ tips, 7 baskets of bread, a fruit salad, 4 cheeseburgers, another basket of French fries, and 5 waters. Of course when he finished, everyone listening had enormous sweatdrops. That is, of course, except for the owner of the fast food place who's eyes lit up like a kid on their birthday and decided that he was going to make a shrine to Joey in his closet for now being his favorite customer. After some recovery time, Tristan ordered a hamburger with fries and a coke while Yugi got a grilled cheese with some fries too and a hot chocolate.
Finishing their order, the group found an empty table in the back, and they waited for their names to be called. Of course with all of Joey's food that would probably be a while. (-_-0)
"So exactly how much money does yer gramps have on that credit card, Yug?" Joey asked, as he rubbed his stomach.
Yugi pulled out the credit card from his pocket, smirked and looked at Joey. "Enough to buy food to fill an army, but not enough to fill you, Joey."
Joey raised an eyebrow. "Umm…..Yug?? That's a potted plant your smirkin' and talkin' at."
"…………………………………………….….Oh."
*****Meanwhile*****
"Sign there, and there, there, over here, put your initials here, here, here, sign over there, here, there….." Yami continued to sign and read all the papers Kaiba had given him. He was already on his 5th pen and the ink was already running out in the pen he was currently using. Both of his hands were also cramping up, since he could use both hands equally.
"Kaiba how many more papers do I have to sign?!?!?"
"Actually not many more….."
"Thank Ra!!"
"…..only 500 to be precise."
"………………………………..your sadistic you know."
"Just shut up and read the next 12 sections."
"IT NEVER ENDS!!!" And with that said, Yami when back to his doom---Err, back to signing and reading papers.
*****In the kitchen of the fast food place*****
Within the kitchen, there was much chaos. People were running around everywhere carrying various food items. Everyone was in a hurry and rushing around. Barely anyone in that whole kitchen had time to rest. Not even the lazy owner who was currently still working on his shrine to Joey. And counting his money.
"HURRY UP ON THOSE DRINKS MARK!!"
"I'M WORKING AS FAST AS I CAN!!! I ONLY HAVE…………..uhhh……………..two hands!!"
"WELL PUT THEM IN HIGH GEAR! WE HAVE A TON OF ORDERS TO FILL!!! I NEED 7 COFFEES, 4 ORANGE SODAS, 2 MOUNTAIN DEWS, 8 WATERS, AND A HOT CHOCOLATE!!!"
"OKAY!! OKAY!!! Sheesh Mina! At least could you stop yelling?!?!? We're a foot away from each other!" Mark then started to fill the orders and placed all the cups and their contents on the counter next to him for the other staff to pick up for an order. But of course, Mark was still angry at Mina for yelling at him, and when it came down to the last two cups, he got a little…..clumsy in his work. Grumbling he placed the cups down and a staff member picked up one of the cups and went away. Mark went back to his work, filling new orders.
*****Back to the table with the three blind men*****
"ACK!!! TRISTAN!!! YOU SQUIRTED KETCHUP IN MY EYES!!! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHIN'!!!"
"WELL YOU SQUIRTED MUSTARD IN MY EYES FIRST!!! I CAN'T SEE EITHER!!!"
"SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR PUSHIN' ME OUTTA MY SEAT!!"
"WELL YOU WOULDN'T GIVE ME SWEET SERENITY'S E-MAIL ADDRESS!!!"
"I DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE IT!!! YER NOT DATIN' MY SIS!!!"
Both boys thrashed around in their seats attempting to get their sight back. Yugi, as blind as the other two, (A/N: HA!! Told ya they were '3 blind men'!! Well, maybe not 'men' but you get the idea!!) just sat there with an embarrassed look as he thought of all the people who must be staring at him and his friends. Of course, he was as wrong as he always was today, because not one person was staring at them. Well, except for a certain person who was doing a report on wild animals in their natural habitat, but that person really doesn't count. (Pegasus: Hey!! I DO count!!! [A/N: Go away! Your not supposed to be in this story!!] *pouts and leaves*)
Yugi had had enough of this nonsense. "Would you guys sit down! Our order should be out soon and I can't hear with you two making all that noise!" And as on cue, an intercom went on to announce the next order.
"Would Yoda, Jojo, and Trisha please come and pick up your odor." No one moved. That is, until another voice came on the intercom.
"Please excuse the incorrect announcement just seconds before. Our announcer Kevin (1), is new. Would Yugi, Joey, and Tristan please come up and pick up your order. Thank-you." And the intercom went off.
"…………………."
"…………………."
"………………….Errr, why don't you go pick up the 'odor' 'Jojo'???"
"Why me?? Get off yer lazy bum and do it, 'Trisha'!"
Yugi sighed and decided to say something before it became The Condiment War II. "Why don't you both do it, as I am paying for it, and neither of would you have food if it wasn't for me." Grumbling, both got off their lazy bums and brought the food back. All three started eating. Both Tristan and Yugi knew to keep any limb of theirs away from Joey's mouth, or they would face the consequences. Yugi almost finished half of his grilled cheese when he grabbed his drink and took a sip with his straw. If he had drank any more, the world would of ended then and there…..
"YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Joey and Tristan both looked up in time to see a blur of colors knocking over a chair and rushing away from their table.
"What in the world?!?!?" asked Tristan, as he and Joey blinked a few times. They looked up to see Yugi rushing around the place crashing into random people and things and causing panic and chaos. Joey picked up Yugi's drink, took off the lid and took a sip from the side of the cup. The moment the liquid hit his taste buds, his eyes widened to the size of dinner plates. He gently put the cup back down, not taking his dinner plate eyes off of Yugi.
"Well, what is it Joey?!?!?" Tristan nudged his friend.
Joey watched as Yugi tried to eat a plastic toy that came in a kids meal that he got his hands on. "Tristan. This. Is. Very. Serious. Yugi. Drank. Some. COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tristan let out a high pitched scream as his eyes became the size of dinner plates too. He was told of that day when Yugi destroyed Joey's home and got them an F on their Medieval Castle project. (A/N: Go back to chapter 1 if you need a memory recharge.)
"VLAHHHHHH VVVVVLLLLLAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! RRRRAAAWWWWWWRRRRR!!!!!" Yugi, in his caffeine-high-and-not-being-able-to-see-very-good state, was now running into various tables, toppling them over along with their contents. There was much screaming as the customers hurried away from him, exiting the restaurant, leaving the place deserted. Except of course for the employees who were hiding behind the counter, Joey and Tristan.
"VVVVVVVRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!" Yugi was now jumping up and down waving his arms. Every so often, he'd trip over something and fall down. But he'd just get up and do it again. Joey and Tristan were following him, having a very hard time getting over all the tables and chairs that he'd, and the customers who were trying to get out of the place as soon as possible, knocked over.
"Jeeze! How can one little sip of coffee do that?!?!?!?" Tristan pondered, as he slipped on a packet of ketchup, crashing into pole lined with advertisements for the restaurants famous apple pie. "Owww….." (X_x)
"Tristan! Get up and help me-AHHH!!" Joey stumbled over a table that Yugi had just knocked over.
"VVERRRR-RRAAAHHHH-HHHAHHH-HAHHH!!!!" Yugi crashed into another set of tables and its chairs, and went flying into a potted plant which shattered and broke into a million pieces. Yugi was now covered in dirt and started up on his rampage again. This time, he headed over towards the lemon slushy machine.
"Joey! You go behind him, and I'll go this way and we'll grab him when I give the signal!!" Tristan yelled, as he dodged a knocked over trash can. Joey nodded and proceeded to head towards Yugi once more. The one in question was currently at the slushy machine. Tripping on some of the cups on the ground that got spilled over, he landed under the slushy tap, and accidentally turned the machine on. He got slush all over his face, and yelped as the cold substance kept pouring out onto him.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
"JOEY NOW!!!!" Tristan yelled. Both of the boys leaped from their position and caught Yugi, who was squirming under their grip.
"Calm down, buddy!! Calm down!!" Joey was attempting to get his friend to stop squirming. And just as that one law of science says, what goes up must come down. And within seconds of his capture, Yugi's energy level went down so much, he fell asleep.
"Phew." Joey sighed. "I'm glad that's over with."
"Yeah, me too." Tristan replied as he sat down on one of the chairs that had miraculously had not been knocked over in the entire place.
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz….." Was all that Yugi said. Looking around, Joey noticed all the damage that had occurred in the restaurant. It looked like a tornado hit. No wait, worse. It looked like a room that used to hold rabid fangirls that were just told that their favorite bishie had gotten married or something. Yes, that bad. It didn't take Joey long to figure out that they really should get their rear-ends out of there before they were sued for damages. Or worse, made to help out in the kitchen.
"Umm, bud??" He whispered to Tristan who was wiping some unidentifiable food off of his shirt. "I think we better get outta here before-"
"I understand." Tristan replied quickly, picking up Yugi's limp body, and hauling it over his shoulders. Both conscious boys ran out of the place before anyone noticed them. (A/N: All the employees were hiding behind the counter, so they didn't see really anything. And the owner was completing his shrine.)
*****Meanwhile*****
Yami massaged his hands. Finally he was done!! He swore to Ra that he'd never complain about writing essays for school ever again! Of course, he had his fingers crossed, thinking that unlike Santa, Ra could not see everything he did. But soon after, he had to re-think his thinking, because the moment after he did this, some kid accidentally knocked over the very hot water that the employees keep by their desks to use to soften the metal of the glasses' frames to bend them, onto his pants.
"Oops." Said the kid, wincing at what came next.
"IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Yami ran around in a circle, doing some odd type of dance. Kaiba shook his head, and put all the papers back into his suitcase. People watching him were still amazed at how many papers could fit in the thing. But as soon as Kaiba gave them his famous glare, the onlookers looked away and went back to what they were doing before.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
"SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!!!! Kaiba yelled. All this yelling was giving him a headache. Yami calmed down, the water on his pants cooled down enough. "Now, back to business." Kaiba continued. Yami groaned.
"Even more work?!?!?" He complained. Today was just not his day. First his aibou's eyesight, the lollypop thing, meeting Yami Bakura, Bakura being in the hospital, all this work, and the hot water on his pants that made him look like he wet them.
"Actually, all the papers are signed and everything. Now the only thing left is to give you the glasses for Muoto, and to provide you with the manual. And after that, I have a meeting in 15 minutes." Kaiba opened his much-abused suitcase once more, and searched through it. While he was doing this, the red-headed employee, a.k.a. Kurama, walked over to Yami.
"So," He started, "I'm guessing that you will not be buying a pair of glasses from our shop for your cousin???"
"Looks that way." Yami replied, rubbing his arm behind his head. "But just out of curiosity, how long do you think my ai---Err, cousin will need glasses???"
"Do you have a copy of his prescription??"
"What?? Oh that paper thing the doctor gave Grandpa, who gave it to Yugi, who gave it to me? Yeah, I have it." Yami fumbled through his drenched pants pockets, and pulled out a folded slip of paper and handed it to Kurama. Kurama unfolded it and winced at what he saw.
"So how long?" Kurama studied the paper for a minute before answering.
"I'd say 75 to 80."
"DAYS?!?!?!? HOLY RA THAT'S A LOT OF-"
"No, actually I'm afraid, 75-80 years." Yami practically fainted, and Kurama continued. "But it also says here that your cousin is still in his puberty, and the usage time for him to wear glasses could change too, but I would not get your hopes-" He was cut off as a giant book flew towards Yami's head.
"ACK!!" Yami ducked and the book landed safely next to him on the ground. He looked up to see Kaiba smirking. "THAT WAS NOT FUNNY! I COULD OF SERIOUSLY BEEN INJURED!!!" Kaiba narrowed his eyes.
"Maybe I wanted you to. And my invention will cut down the time of wearing glasses to a fraction of the time without them." He gave Yami one last smirk, before handing him a cardboard box, picking up his metal suitcase, turning and leaving.
"What a friendly personality." Kurama commented sarcastically, his eyes following Kaiba's silhouette out the door.
"That, was a nice Kaiba."
"Then I'd hate to meet him when he was angry."
"Don't we all."
*****A few hours later*****
Yugi was lying on the couch in his living room. His head hurt and he tossed over to his other side.
"Ahh, Mr. Caffeine is finally up." He heard his yami's voice say. He sat up and groaned as his headache increased.
"W-w-w-what happened??? My head hurts." Yami sat down next to him, and told him to open his mouth. As he did so, Yami put 2 Motrin in his mouth, and put a glass of water in his hand. Yugi drank the water all down and swallowed the pills.
"Thanks."
"You welcome."
"So what happened? The last thing I remember was that Joey, Tristan, and I were eating our lunch."
"Well, some moron in the kitchen accidentally mixed up your drink with some coffee."
"Coffee?!?!?!?"
"Yes. You went on a trashing spree, and almost destroyed the place completely. After you fell asleep, so Tristan and Joey brought you back here before they left for their own homes." Yugi's eyes widened.
"I am in so much trouble!!" He clasped his hands on the back of his head and buried his face into his knees. Yami just smiled and said, "Actually, no your not." Yugi un-buried his face and had a confused look on his face. Yami chuckled at the look.
"You see, no one actually got a good look at your face because you were jumping and running around so fast. With all the data the police could gather from witnesses from the scene, the conclusion is that a rabid, rainbow, hyper, pineapple destroyed the place." Yugi sweatdropped, and practically fell off the couch.
"Your kidding?!?!!?"
"No I'm not. Your story is even on the news." Yami picked up the remote to the television, and turned it on to a news station. Yugi listened.
"And today, in a fast food place on Sakura Street, a rabid, rainbow, hyper pineapple, as police concluded, went on a rampage and destroyed the place. No one knows where this pineapple came from, or how it was created, but scientists around this area are trying to prove that it came from the planet of Pluto. Dr. Inonuthing told us that 'it was a very advanced species, that could of destroyed the entire Earth with a flick of its leaves-" Yami turned off the TV, and watched his aibou take all this in.
"Yami?"
"Yes?"
"We live in a very weird country."
"I agree." Both were overwhelmed with laughter and fell off the couch as Grandpa came down the stairs with a silver wrapped box with a red bow on it.
"Calm down, calm down. Don't get yourselves into hysterics." The laughing duo on the ground calmed down and sat up, so Grandpa continued. "Now I bought a box of creampuffs for Bakura, when I went out before, so don't forget to give them to him in school tomorrow. Give him my best wishes for a fast recovery." He put the box on the coffee table, turned, and left. Everything became quiet, until Yami broke the tension.
"So…..We should start reading the manual that Kaiba, ahem, 'gave' to me for the glasses."
"Glasses?? Oh yeah. I guess we should." Yami walked over to the table, and picked up the dictionary-sized book, and sat back down next to Yugi.
"Chapter 1….." This was going to be a long night.
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(1) For those of you who read Yugi's Day Out, Kevin was also in that story. I couldn't help myself! ^_^ I thought it was funny! Though I did use different names in this one 'cause I'd like to be creative instead of using the same old things.
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