Woohoo!! My new computer finally has internet!!! Yay! Unfortunately now I have to keep adding terms to it so it doesn't say they are wrong. Like the word 'Bakura' or 'Yugi'. *stares at the red lines under the words* MY WORDS ARE NOT WRONG!!! *adds words to dictionary*

Oh! The voting on Malik/Marik and his yami/anger has come to a close. He shall be known as Malik, and his yami shall be named Marik, and I'm also pretending that Marik is a yami, and that he was in ancient Egypt with Yami Bakura and Yami. But also Marik shall not appear with the others. He has his own role in my plot, and you'll find out why he's not with the others. ^_~

I have more notes at the bottom because I don't feel like boring you with them here. PLUS I'M LAZY!

*****Replies to Reviews*****

LilKay13: No, you didn't offend me. I know this story isn't as funny as the other. But when I first started out, it was about this funny. Plus I had much more creativity pent up inside of my head than I do now. Eventually I hope this story will turn out good. *crosses fingers* I have another idea for one, but I would like to get this one on a roll first. Maybe even finished before I start writing the other one.

chrispy: …………………………I speak English. What are you speaking??? O_o;;;;

Zircon: Have you seen the dictionaries at my school?!?!? I think not. There HUGE! And no, they are not encyclopedias if that is what you are thinking. Though, they could be for all I know…my memory isn't what it used to be…it used to be worse. Though I still can't remember a thing. Must…use…sticky notes! *puts several notes on forehead* There!

Sticky note #1: Switch the loads in the washing machine.

Sticky note #2: Empty the dishwasher.

Sticky note #3: Clean birds' cage.

****Many more sticky notes later****

Sticky note #4,583: Buy more sticky notes.

Egyptian Vulpix: I think maybe I saw your review, but I can't remember. For information on my memory, scroll up and see the reply to Zircon.

Kirby-Chan263: ……Don't go into hysterics, and I'm glad you're enjoying my story. ^_^ It makes my day…*cue corny smile*

Game and Watch Forever: Wow. (O_o) You are the first person ever to tell me that my other fic was creepy. And Zircon was the one to tell me to put Yugi on caffeine, though I was going to put it in anyways. ^_~

Master of Dimensions: Yami wasn't signing the papers in the air. All the papers were stacked up into piles that reached about Yami's stomach. When the paper was done, Kaiba would pull it away to reveal another one. And so on and so forth. Eventually Yami would have to start sitting on his knees or lower to sign them. ^_~

Tamara Raymond: Oh please don't die!! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO A MURDER TRIAL!!! (T_T) I've never actually had coffee……

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Disclaimer: I do not, I repeat, do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Yu Yu Hakusho.

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What??? Expecting me to make a wisecrack or something about not owning YGO or what I'd do with it if I did??? Nope. Sorry. My life does not depend on making you guys laugh…so now if you'll excuse me, I have a job to do, and a party to attend. *puts on a foam red nose, a rainbow hair afro, and walks away mumbling something about now being able to get enough money for food*

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P.S. I upped rating on this story to PG due to the a certain fight that will be mentioned in this chapter. Oh, and I changed the summary to this story. MY STORY NOW HAS AN ACTUAL PLOT!!!!!!!

P.P.S. PLEASE NOTE THAT I AM USING STEREOTYPE THINGS, SO PLEASE DON'T GET MAD AT ME. I AM USING MORE THAN ONE STEREOTYPE. ^_~

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"Okay Yami, this is it."

"Yes it is aibou."

"One last thing….."

"And what is that?"

"Can I go home?!?!?!?" Yami slapped his forehead and sighed. It was Monday and they were already at school, which seemed deserted because they had not seen one person in the halls, though it was still early and school had not started yet, which would probably explain the absence of students.

Yugi let out a stifled yawn. They both had spent most of the night reading the manual for the KaibaCorp glasses. The glasses, they found out, have several different functions just like Kaiba mentioned. They could change color, size, texture, flexibility, shape, and material. Tinting was another feature along with the ability to make them repeal rain. (A/N: *walks zombie like over to Kaiba* Give……me……glasses……@_@) Yami and Yugi fell asleep before they could finish the manual, so there were some more options that they do not know about yet, but also they knew about more things.

Yugi was still adjusting to the glasses. Even though they were very advanced, it still took time for him to get adjusted to them. His vision was crystal clear, but because of using glasses, things still looked weird. It was like he was going from a 2D world to a 3D world. Very strange, trust me.

They both entered the classroom, and upon arriving, they saw their teacher sitting behind her desk reading, and 3 students chatting among themselves. No one noticed them. They took their seats at the back left corner of the room. This term, they were allowed to pick their seats, and they sat with all of their friends around them.

Just then, Teá walked in. She saw both of the boys, and walked over to them, waving.

"Well the day looks like it's getting off to a great start!" Yami exclaimed.

"Don't say that!" scolded Yugi. "You will-"

"Hey guys."

"-jinx it." Both of the tri-haired males and the brunette girl  looked up to see a pair of figures, one walking, and one crutching, coming towards them……Wait, crutching?!?!? (O_O;)

"Oh my Ra!" Yami gasped in horror. Teá covered her mouth with her hand, looking at the figures with enlarged eyes. The two figures that were heading their way were Joey and Tristan! Both boys were covered in bandages, gauze, and had several bruises! They also both seemed to be wearing casts; Tristan's on his right arm, and Joey's on his left leg, meaning that he was the one using the crutches.

"Guys, what happened?!?!?!? Are you two alright?!?!?!?" Yugi demanded.

"Yeah, we're fine, Yug." Joey replied. "I see that you can see now. Though I'm not sure if I agree on that color on you." He pointed to Yugi's glasses which were the same color pink as Teá's skirt. There were also metal and thin.

Yugi glared at his yami. "It was Yami's way of getting revenge for the whole 'lollypop-on-his-shirt' thing. I'm just glad his in a better mood today or I'd be wearing big, bulky, neon-pink glasses with sparkles." Yami just smiled, before he looked over at a confused Teá.

"Oh! That's right, we forgot to tell you Teá." He explained. "Yugi's vision has become blurry, and he has to wear glasses for a while. Without them, he's as blind as-"

"ACHOO!!" Everyone's head shot around to  look over at the door way. In it stood another familiar person.

"Oh jeeze, Mai, you look terrible!" Joey commented. Mai just glared before he added, "But in a nice way! (^_^0)" It was true that Mai looked terrible. Her nose was all red, under her eyes were bags, she looked pale, and in her hands were crumpled tissues. Mai sneezed again.

"I feel terrwuble! I've kaught this stupid kold!" She sounded really stuffed up.

"Why didn't you stay home?" Asked Tristan.

"I can't afford anover abthence thith term. Plus I'm not so thick that I should stay home. I don't haf a fever." Just then, Mai noticed Joey's and Tristan's injuries. "What happened to you guyz?" Joey went into flashback mode.

"Well me and Tristan were comin' from the Game shop when……"

*****Flashback*****

"Hey, you two! Stop were you are!" Joey and Tristan whirled around and came face to face with 18 other male faces. These guys were muscular and big!

"Yes? Do you guys mean us?" Joey asked, ever so politely.

"Yeah, I mean you two! We feel like fightin' for no apparent reason so we are unfairly challengin' you two to fight us all!" Said the biggest one from the group. He looked like the leader.

"NOW!!! FIGHT US!!!!!!" The whole group charged at Joey and Tristan. Joey just looked over at Tristan and smirked. Tristan returned the smirk.

~-~-~Five minutes later~-~-~

All 18 thugs laid on the ground in a giant heap. They were all beaten up and some of them were even in the fetal position, clutching teddy bears. Each being supported by the other, Joey and Tristan looked at the mound of the guys they had beat up, clearly out of defense. Joey turned to Tristan.

"They may have given us a few bruises, but they got the worst of it, right buddy?"

Tristan nodded and replied, "Now lets call the police and get these guys off of the streets where they could hurt more innocent people." And with that said, they both looked straight ahead, the wind blowing in their hair, and the sun beaming down on them.

*****End of Flashback*****

"Wow!" Yugi exclaimed. "You two beat up 18 guys single-handedly?!?!?!?"

Joey nodded. "We sure did! No one can beat up the Wheeler-Taylor duo!" His face, along with Tristan's, glowed with pride. Abruptly, a boy from their grade came over. Everyone recognized him as Wakeeno.

"Hey guys." He greeted. Both Joey and Tristan started to squirm, uncomfortably, but no one noticed. Everyone else said hello. Wakeeno turned to Joey and Tristan.

"My dad, you know, the chef of police, told me to tell you to that he's working on finding that girl who beat you up, and he asked me to ask you exactly how tall was she?"

Silence.

"Well?"

Joey, his eyes hiding behind the shadow of his hair, raised his hand in the air to about medium height. Wakeeno nodded and left.

"Well Joey? Tristan? Explain." Yami demanded. He was the type that did not like to be lied to. Then again, who was?

Joey sighed. "Fine, fine. Here's the real story. You see, me and Tristan really were walking home from the game shop, and we weren't disturbin' anyone or anything! Suddenly this crazed, teenage-aged girl comes outta no where and starts yellin' at me, in English, so I had no clue what so ever about what she was sayin'!"

"And," Tristan continued, "She had some black wolf with her. Of course, that froze me on the spot." The others nodded, all knowing Tristan's fear of wolves.

"Anyways," Joey proceeded, "This girl, who I never had seen in my entire life, just keeps yellin' at me. The wolf, I noticed, seemed to look like it was about to say something sarcastic to the girl, but of course, wolves can't talk 'cause that's just silly!" The others nodded.

"So then I turn around to get away from this psycho girl, when she just attacks me!!!!"

"You're therious?!?!?!?" Mai gasped, but also sneeze. Joey nodded.

"She kept yellin' things and I couldn't understand them! I tried to get her to stop, but I don't think she understood me either! And of course, Mr. I-saw-a-wolf-and-now-I'm-gonna-freeze-up-like-a-statue did nothin' to help!" Joey turned to glare at his trench-coat wearing friend. Tristan just lowered his head in shame.

"So wait a second, if she beat up just Joey, why is Tristan beat up too??" inquired Yugi.

"Well," Tristan replied. "As I was standing there, keeping away from the wolf and watch the crazed nut beat up Joey, I said to myself that Kaiba looks like an idiot fighter compared to her and the next thing I know, she's on top of me, beating me up! She kept saying 'no Kaiba idiot' in Japanese, so apparently she knew a few words, and had a 'thing' for Kaiba."

"Long story short, some girl beats us up for no apparent reason and now we're in casts for about two weeks. The end." Joey finished. The moment he did, Yami, Yugi, Teá, and Mai all started laughing uncontrollably. Without warning, there was suddenly a flash of light!

"ACK!! WHERE'D THAT LIGHT COME FROM?!?!?!?" Joey yelled, shielding his face. The light stopped as abruptly as it started. Everyone had seen it though.

"It came from over by Teá!" Tristan exclaimed. Everyone looked towards Teá, who had her hands clasped over her mouth and was wide-eyed. The pressure of being stared at finally got to her, and she unclasped her hands and made an awkward smile.

"OH NO!!" Yami shouted. "Someone has encased your teeth in metal wires with rubber bands and little square things!!" Everyone but him sweatdropped.

"Yami dude, Teá is wearin' braces." Joey said, trying to calm down the frantic yami. Slowly, Yami calmed down. Since he was still adapting to this 'modern age', Yami had things to still learn about. The only reason he knew of glasses was because he got bored in Dr. Tasurugi's office and started reading the posters on the wall and one of them happened to explain what glasses are for. And of course, how could anyone forget (A/N: No matter how hard they may try……) about the glasses-wearing, bug loving duelist named Weevil???

Anyways, it took about a minute for Joey and the others to explain what braces were, and they also asked Teá why she was wearing them in the first place.

"It seems that two of my teeth on the top of my mouth and one tooth on the bottom have become crooked." Teá explained. "It was just so weird! Me and my mom went to the orthodontist yesterday, and now I'm stuck with these for a little while." She made a gesture to her braces, which had little pink and light blue stones in them.

"So back to your story," She continued, pointing to Joey and Tristan. "Why would someone out of the blue just come and attack you??? Was there anything she said in particular that might help??"

"Like I said before, all she was sayin' was in English. 'Cept 'no Kaiba idiot', but I do remember that she kept sayin' some things over and over again. When I was in getting my cast, I wrote them down on a piece of paper 'case I forgot 'em." Joey pulled the paper out of his pants pocket and handed it to Teá. Teá, being in at the top of her foreign language class, which of course was English, knew more English then all of them, except Bakura because he came from Britain, but he wasn't here at the moment now was he? ^_~

Teá unfolded the wrinkled paper and studied it for a while before answering. "Well your English spelling is incredibly awful, but I believe I can make them out. The first one means 'does not look like a girl' and the next one means 'revenge' and the last means 'going to kill'. Apparently she was trying to get revenge for something. Are you sure you don't know her?" Joey shook his head.

"I honestly would like to know though……" He said.

*~*~*~*~*Meanwhile*~*~*~*~*

"KURAMA!!!" A girl cried out, in English, swinging a broom towards the ceiling. To be more specific, towards the ceiling fan where a certain red-headed person was clutching onto the fan for dear life. "WHY WON'T YOU COME DOWN?!?!?!?" Kurama just tightened his grip to the fan. "Aww, your no fun anymore." The girl dropped her broom, much to Kurama's relief, and headed over towards a black wolf, who was watching from a chair.

"Come on, let's go. I have other things I need to do." The wolf got up from his spot and followed the girl out the door. As they left, Kurama could still hear a little conversation.

"I told you it wouldn't work, but do you ever listen to me? No!!"

"Oh shut-up."

Kurama unlatched himself from the fan and brushed out his clothes. 'That girl has been coming in here getting her glasses repaired every single day since we opened! It has started to get rather annoying……' He thought to himself.

*~*~*~*~*Back*~*~*~*~*

"We might never know." Teá sighed. Things stayed quite until……

"PHARAOH!!!!!!!!!"

Yami, shocked from the outburst, looked down to see something clamp to his leg. What he saw shocked him even more. It was Yami Bakura! The last person Yami ever expected to act like this. No wait, he'd never expect him to act like this. Apparently everyone else was as shocked as Yami was.

"P-p-p-please help me!" Yami Bakura begged. This was so un-Yami Bakura like! Yami Bakura, begging the Pharaoh?!?!?!? It was unheard of! But low and behold, Yami Bakura, the king of thieves and all around 'my life is better than yours and I shall rule the world' guy was currently clutching onto Yami's leg, begging. If there ever was a time to need a camera, this was the time!

"Tomb robber, what are you doing?" asked a very confused, and rather freaked-out Yami.

"Oh pharaoh, I need your help! I can't take it anymore!" Yami Bakura unlatched himself from Yami's leg and looked up towards the tri-haired male with a pained expression. "I'm about to lose the rest of my mind! Please, please help me!! I'M BEGGING YOU!!!" He clamped his hands together in a pleading form, and continued begging the former pharaoh.

'What on Earth could be so bad to cause Yami Bakura to act this way?!?!?' Everyone wondered.

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Sorry for the cliffhanger, but hey, it's better than nothing! I have enough information to write 3+ more chapters, but I just can't seem to sit down and actually write it. That's why it took me so long to get this one out. I'm losing my inspiration to write!

THIS STORY NOW HAS A PLOT!!!!!!!!! I know I said it before, but I'm saying it again! It is no longer just a random story. It will have random things in it, but they will all be planned. Wait, then how can they be random?? Alright, I'm confusing myself……I better just stop now since I'm probably boring you all to death. Hopefully I should have a new chapter out SOON because I have no school next week! ^__^

The rest of the characters will show up or be mentioned next chapter, I believe.

Please review and have an awesome day!! =^-^=