The Ten Plagues of Malfoy
Chapter 5 The Plague of Flies
A/N The ten plagues of Malfoy is based on the ten plagues that Moses put on the Egyptians when he was trying to get the king to free the Hebrews/ Israelites(Jews nowadays). A Rabbi is a Jewish priest and circumcisions generally take place at birth well 8 days after. I do not mean to offend any Jews, or Germans and I'm a Scot so it doesn't matter.
"Fruit flies feast on parasites that are vulnerable."
"Hey mate, who's the guy with Dumbledore?"
"I don't know everything Ron, ask Hermione."
"Honestly Ron, he is a man of the cloth."
"Eh?"
"A priest well a Rabbi actually by the look of it."
"Eh?"
"A Jewish priest is the best explanation."
"Honestly Ron, even I knew that."
"Well why didn't you tell me then Harry?"
"It's funny watching you squirm."
"Students your attention please. This is Rabbi Frank; he will be in the school for a couple of days studying the various levels of magic taught in the school. He will be using the empty classroom on the Charms corridor. I believe he would like a few words with you."
"Students, I am Rabbi Frank and I come from ze Germany. I come here for only a few days and I vill study your magic so zat I may be able to start my own school in ze Gutersloh. Vhile I am here I am also a trained mohel offering ze circumcisions to any student who vould like one. Sank you." Several of the students had gone white and clutched their hands in their laps after he had said his piece.
"I don't like him." Ron decided.
"Neither, I mean Gutersloh? He seems to be the slow one if you ask me."
"Harry!"
"What?"
"You shouldn't say that about a man of the cloth."
"Why not?
"Why are you so pale Harry?"
"Yeah, I agree with Hermione, why have you gone white?"
"You don't know what a circumcision is?" They didn't have a chance to answer because Dumbledore stood up again.
"Students you may have the day off school to be circumcised if you wish." Several more of the students went white as their friends explained what it was. The teachers also looked put out at not having to teach, Snape especially looked more murderous than usual.
"We don't know Harry, tell us."
"If you're sure."
"Yes, now tell already."
"Well in the Jewish culture when you are 8 days old a mohel will circumcise and then name the child. Circumcising a boy means to cut off his, his bit."
"Which bit Harry?"
"Harry it's not, that bit is it?" Ron asked as his face paled dramatically.
"Yes Weasley, the top foreskin bit of the penis. Outside Potter, a word please, now." Ron almost fainted and didn't have time to realise that Harry had gone with Malfoy.
"Certainly Malfoy." Harry stopped at the entrance to the dungeons and leant casually against the wall.
"Do you not want to come to my room Harry?"
"Go on then." They walked on in silence until they reached a portrait of a merman.
"Heedie." Draco said with a good Scottish accent.
"Typical."
"Explain."
"Heedie, if that was Scots then you said Headmaster, although in some very special cases you could mean the Head Boy or Girl."
"Very good Harry, I'm impressed. Especially as in Surry you wouldn't learn Scots; Granger will never have read up on it as there are no books in the library, so I am intrigued to know how you know."
"It's a long story."
"So shorten it."
"Then tell me how you know it."
"Deal, but you first."
"We had this whacky neighbour once who would always complain about the headmaster of our school."
"Dumbledore?"
"No, the muggle primary I was at. She used to always call him the heedie and I just happened to overhear one day when she was talking to Aunt Petunia, because she had to explain what she was talking about."
"Is that it?"
"Yeah."
"Oh, anyway in the olden days Scottish nobles used to have to modify their accents to a proper English voice for when they were at court. The Malfoy's come from Scotland and we have to speak proper English to uphold the standards, I am not a noble though."
"Really? Speak in Scots then."
"Och all righ' then Harry ma wee pet."
"That is so funny." Harry was rolling around the floor laughing.
"Shut up and come here." Harry stood up, clutched his belly to stop himself from laughing and walked apprehensively towards Draco, who was sitting on a comfortable couch. Harry perched on the edge of the couch next to Draco, but he was pulled roughly so that he was sitting properly with Draco's arm around him. It was quite relaxing really.
"Draco?"
"Hmm?"
"Can I kiss you?"
"What's changed since yesterday?"
"Nothing."
"Then wh-" Draco was cut off as Harry kissed him gently.
"I just wanted to remind myself."
"All right then." Draco said suspiciously.
"I better go see if Ron's all right yet. He was probably quite shocked by your explanation."
"He's an annoying little twerp."
"Bye." Harry left the room and walked back up to the Great Hall where Hermione was still trying to get Ron to wake up from his faint. Harry just walked over and muttered a spell which revived him immediately.
"What was that Harry?"
"I'll tell you another time Hermione."
"Is that really what it is?" Ron asked.
"Yes, it sounds quite painful."
"How would you know Hermione, you don't have a dick."
"No, but I know several."
"Whatever Hermione. Harry can we go and see how he does it?"
"As long as you are not sick on anything and you don't pass out anywhere."
"Sure, I can't control either but hey."
About half an hour later Harry had to revive Ron again, after they had witnessed some stupid Hufflepuff get circumcised. The mohel had used a guillotine-like contraption that had cut the tip off his penis. The Hufflepuff didn't really scream but he turned bright red, zipped up his trousers and raced out of the room, then the mohel had the cheek to complain about not being paid. Ron decided that he would never like to be a Jew and would never ever like to have a circumcision by choice, or even if he was made to by his mother.
Harry had gone quite white, crossed his legs in his chair and folded his hands up in his lap. He didn't really say anything apart from reviving Ron. He had also raced away down to the dungeons rather than back up to his room. He had a sudden urge to be comforted by Draco. He gave the password and burst in.
"Draco, I saw have Ron circumcision one need fainted horrible painful hate to really comfort."
"Pardon? Harry you're speaking gobbledegook."
"Draco, I saw a circumcision, Ron fainted, looks horrible and painful, I would hate to have one. I need to be comforted."
"And you came here?" Draco couldn't believe his luck; Harry had actually come, almost, crying to him.
"Yes, where else was I supposed to go?"
"That Ravenclaw cow."
"Cho's a girl."
"Ah yes, come here." Draco held his arms open and Harry sat on his lap and cuddled into him, almost rolling himself into a ball. "It'll be all all right now, you're safe with me."
"I hope so; I didn't like the look of that rabbi. He was quite scary with that beard and long hair."
"Yes he was."
"I only went to keep Dumbledore happy – 'the head boy and girl must take part in all school activities' didn't see Pansy there."
"It's a boy thing Harry."
"I suppose."
They carried on talking all day missing lunch and dinner, they were just talking bout this and that but they seemed to be really interested in each other. Harry had had to move from Draco's lap because he had got the pins and needles. Harry had curled up on the couch instead. Draco had been thinking about how helpless and vulnerable Harry had been when he had come in and how he had chosen to come to him and not stay with the precious Gryffindors.
At about nine Harry had become quite edgy and nervous. "Harry what's up?"
"Curfew; and I think I'm supposed to be patrolling."
"Never mind, they can't give you detention surely."
"Oh but they can."
"They'll never think to look for you here will they?"
"No, but Snape will still give me detention."
"You have to patrol with him?"
"No but I have to tell him that I'm going to patrol. I have report to him on a Thursday."
"Right."
"Can I stay here tonight?"
"You really want to?"
"Yes, why not?"
"Dunno, do you want a pair of pyjamas?"
"If you're offering." Harry said casually hoping that he would be given a pair, he was so he put them on hurriedly and climbed into the large bed.
Draco reminded himself of how vulnerable Harry was when he wasn't drunk, especially as he was still partially upset. That meant that Draco couldn't take advantage of him, but he could kiss him he supposed, but he couldn't properly prey on him.
A/N Well another chapter gone – you will find out why there is no present when they wake up. Anyway the fruit fly is Draco but he doesn't want to prey on the vulnerable Harry.
Today I will give thanks to Sheree; driven to insanity; Elle; devilserpent; Lolanthe; Yamia-chan; Miss W D Halliwell; Cosmicpudding; Yana5; dragenphly; slasherbabe and someone totally anonymous.