A/N: I'm so sorry. I'm so incredibly sorry this took me so long. 16 whole days, I know, I feel so bad. Bad, bad author. I was just stuck, and I waited for inspiration to come to me. But when after two weeks still nothing had come, I just forced myself to write this chapter. This one may be a bit weird, but at least I've already got some ideas for the next chapters! Wow, I'm already at chapter 10.

The Perfectionist

By Mykerinos

Chapter Ten: The interview

Severus flew back to the ground as well. Great. Now he had made her cry, and they again couldn't finish tonight's training. Was she ever going to learn how to fly properly?

"Severus!" a painfully cheerful voice made Severus look up.

"Wonderful. The only person who could make this all even worse has to show up as well," Severus muttered irritated. "What are you doing her, Remus?"

"Just checking up on you, of course!" Remus smiled kindly. "How's it going?"

"That's none of your business," Severus snapped, not willing to share tonight's events with him.

"I know, but I saw Hermione running back into the castle, crying. I got worried," he explained, meaning it.

"Well, nothing to be worried about, werewolf, believe me," Severus grunted, resizing the brooms to minimal format and putting them in the pocket of his robe. He started to walk back to the castle, Remus following closely.

"By the way," Remus said, changing his tone and the subject. "Did I tell you already the contest is big news, also in other countries? There will be a lot of reporters, even from overseas. Tomorrow there will be some reporter from the Daily Prophet as well, to interview some of the participants."

Something in Remus' way of saying made him feel uncomfortable. "And?" he asked, shooting him a glare that surely would've given Neville Longbottom a spontaneous heart-attack.

"And," Remus said. "When I accidentally told them you are also one of the participants, they insisted on an interview with you and Miss Granger..."

Severus snorted, getting a weird look from Remus. "What?"

"Don't be silly!" Severus exclaimed. "You don't certainly think I'm going to give that interview to them, do you?"

Remus frowned.

- -- - -- - -- -

"So, you must be Severus Snape and Hermione Granger then!"

A woman in pink robes and long brown hair smiled at them from across the table in the library Severus and Granger were sitting on.

Severus glared. Granger wasn't happy either, but Severus could see her give a reluctant nod.

Damn that Remus. Damn that woman! Wasn't blackmailing against the law? Forcing him to answer questions or else publishing some nasty piece revealing some embarrassing facts about him in her paper. He bet Remus had accidentally, just as accidentally as he had mentioned Severus' name, mentioned those facts to her.

So now he sat here. When he had fetched the Granger girl, he had whispered some short instructions in her ear, so she wouldn't make a complete fool out of them, or give anything away.

Short answers. Yes. No. Not "I forgot", that makes you look stupid.

She had just given him an angry look. Obviously she still felt offended.

"Well, my name is Mary Skeeter, and yes, I am Rita Skeeter's cousin..." the woman smiled. Severus made a sound of annoyance. At least she didn't have a hexed quill.

"Very well.... Let's get to the interview then. Professor Snape, you teach Potions, don't you?" she asked.

"I do," he answered, crossing his arms and tapping his fingers on his arm. He wondered how long this was going to take.

"And you are a student in your seventh year, correct?" she asked Granger.

"I am," Granger answered curtly.

"And Harry Potter happens to be your best friend?"

"He does,"

"Interesting! And Professor Snape here is your Professor, right?"

"He is,"

"And he's also your partner in the contest?"

"Yes,"

"How did that happen?"

Silence.

The sound of students playing outside could be heard here. The woman was scribbling some things down, then she stopped, looking up at Granger.

More silence.

Severus turned his head to look at her as well, wondering if she was going to answer. She was just staring at the table. No sign of any emotion on her face.

"Hello?" the woman asked, waving her hand.

"Ask him," she jerked her head aggressively to Severus. He felt both women staring at him.

"No comments," Severus just answered, getting more frustrated.

The woman sighed, and sat back, rubbing her forehead with the back of her hand. "Listen, I still have got some interesting rumours I could spread--"

"You're blackmailing me," Severus stated through gritted teeth.

"That's right," She smiled broadly. Severus felt his anger rise. Glaring at Hermione, he saw she was smiling as well. She knew just as much he had no choice, and obviously she found this amusing. Furiously he jumped up from his chair.

"Fine, if you need to know so desperately!" he barked, becoming quite desperate himself as well. His mind was racing to come up with something to talk him out of this. Surely he couldn't tell about the bet. But he couldn't just walk away either, or she'd certainly publish those 'facts' about him in her paper.

"When the contest was introduced to the students, originally nobody was really enthusiastic..." he drawled, relieved for this sudden solution. "So I thought that if I'd enter with someone else, more people would follow. Miss Granger volunteered, did you not, Miss Granger?" He shot her a piercing look, but she just stared back, smiling. For a moment Severus was scared she wouldn't play along.

"Yes, I did," she finally said.

The woman nodded approvingly, and Severus felt relieved. "Now, if you don't mind, I still have some other work to do," he said.

"But we've just started!" the woman exclaimed indignantly. Severus had left already.




TBC