(note: I love lord of the rings, and I am not making fun of it because I
think it is one of the best stories told. This is for humor only! Please
enjoy! And I don't own Lord Of The Rings, but I'd like to own Elijah Wood =-
D )
Frodo was reading in the grass. He was reading "How To Put The Evil Ring That You Inherited From Your Uncle Into The Fires Of Mt. Doom." When suddenly, he heard someone singing;
R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T
"Gandalf!" Frodo smiled and ran to where the old wizard was.
"You're late." Frodo said.
"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. He arrives precisely when he means to."
"Yeah, ok Gandalf. Lets go to my uncles house." Frodo says.
They start to go to Bag End when a bunch of hobbit kids pop out of nowhere screaming "FIREWORKS!!!!!!!!!!"
Gandalf shook his head. "No fireworks until the party."
Then the little kids tried to grab the fireworks from the back of the pony thing they were riding on
(note: I don't know what its called, I have a low vocabulary range right now)
Gandalf waved his staff, hitting some kids. Then he wrestled some of the kids for his fireworks.
"MINE!!!!!!" They screamed. They kicked Gandalf in the shin and Gandalf fell to the ground. The hobbit children grabbed the fireworks and left, laughing manically.
Frodo had been watching it all, and he now debated whether to help Gandalf, or go to Bag End. Frodo lifted Gandalf up, with as much strength as he could. Gandalf woke up.
"Where are my fireworks?"
"Oh, the hobbit children took them."
"Oh man. Well, I was saving something better for the party anyway."
Frodo smiled. "Ok Gandalf. See you later" Frodo jumps off and waves goodbye to Gandalf. Gandalf makes his way to Bag End. When he arrives he knocks on the door.
"Go away! I don't want to see my stupid relatives anymore!"
"How about very old friends?"
Bilbo was quiet for a minute. "None of that either! I don't care who you are! Go away!"
Gandalf began to cry. "Fine, Bilbo have it your way! I'll be at your party!" Gandalf sniffed. "I always liked Saruman better."
Gandalf walked down to where the party was being set up. Pippin and Merry were there.
"Well, hello Gandalf!" Merry said.
"Gandalf, where are your fireworks? In one of the scenes, we're supposed to steal them!" Pippin said.
"Pippin! You weren't supposed to say that."
Gandalf frowned. "A couple of nasty Brandybuck hobbit children stole them from me. They kicked me in the shin."
"Don't be fooling Brandybuck, Gandalf. I grew up there. I think...does anyone have a copy of the book around here? Huh?! THESE HOBBITS NEVER LISTEN!!!" Merry yelled.
"C'mon, Merry, lets go eat. Goodbye, Gandalf."
Merry and Pippin left to eat at the tables down by the party.
"GANDALF! GET YOUR SORRY ASS UP IN BAG END!!" Someone yelled. Gandalf walked up to Bag End. Bilbo was on his walkway, waiting.
"Well, well, Gandalf. After all these years. You shove me off to some mountain, and you never talk to me again. Now what do you want?"
"I wanted to wish you a happy birthday. Wow, you look really young. Maybe it's because of that Ring that you found that's going to cause the entire Middle-Earth to fall into battle."
"Yes, I think that's it. Now you're going to drink some tea with me."
Gandalf and Bilbo went inside. Bilbo served some tea and said, "I know I don't look old, but I can feel it in my heart. I feel sort of old, stretched. Like butter scraped over too much bread...or was it too much jelly over little bread...whatever I don't write these books...well, yeah that's how I feel."
"Oh well, ok. C'mon lets go smoke some weed outside."
So together they went. They sat on a chair, overlooking all the people at the party.
"This is going to be a night to remember."
(Note: Ok, so what do you think so far? Please review it would help a great deal! This is my first LOTR fiction! Your favorite character will give you kisses if you review! Lol thanks for reading! =-D I promise the next chapter will be better!)
Frodo was reading in the grass. He was reading "How To Put The Evil Ring That You Inherited From Your Uncle Into The Fires Of Mt. Doom." When suddenly, he heard someone singing;
R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T
"Gandalf!" Frodo smiled and ran to where the old wizard was.
"You're late." Frodo said.
"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. He arrives precisely when he means to."
"Yeah, ok Gandalf. Lets go to my uncles house." Frodo says.
They start to go to Bag End when a bunch of hobbit kids pop out of nowhere screaming "FIREWORKS!!!!!!!!!!"
Gandalf shook his head. "No fireworks until the party."
Then the little kids tried to grab the fireworks from the back of the pony thing they were riding on
(note: I don't know what its called, I have a low vocabulary range right now)
Gandalf waved his staff, hitting some kids. Then he wrestled some of the kids for his fireworks.
"MINE!!!!!!" They screamed. They kicked Gandalf in the shin and Gandalf fell to the ground. The hobbit children grabbed the fireworks and left, laughing manically.
Frodo had been watching it all, and he now debated whether to help Gandalf, or go to Bag End. Frodo lifted Gandalf up, with as much strength as he could. Gandalf woke up.
"Where are my fireworks?"
"Oh, the hobbit children took them."
"Oh man. Well, I was saving something better for the party anyway."
Frodo smiled. "Ok Gandalf. See you later" Frodo jumps off and waves goodbye to Gandalf. Gandalf makes his way to Bag End. When he arrives he knocks on the door.
"Go away! I don't want to see my stupid relatives anymore!"
"How about very old friends?"
Bilbo was quiet for a minute. "None of that either! I don't care who you are! Go away!"
Gandalf began to cry. "Fine, Bilbo have it your way! I'll be at your party!" Gandalf sniffed. "I always liked Saruman better."
Gandalf walked down to where the party was being set up. Pippin and Merry were there.
"Well, hello Gandalf!" Merry said.
"Gandalf, where are your fireworks? In one of the scenes, we're supposed to steal them!" Pippin said.
"Pippin! You weren't supposed to say that."
Gandalf frowned. "A couple of nasty Brandybuck hobbit children stole them from me. They kicked me in the shin."
"Don't be fooling Brandybuck, Gandalf. I grew up there. I think...does anyone have a copy of the book around here? Huh?! THESE HOBBITS NEVER LISTEN!!!" Merry yelled.
"C'mon, Merry, lets go eat. Goodbye, Gandalf."
Merry and Pippin left to eat at the tables down by the party.
"GANDALF! GET YOUR SORRY ASS UP IN BAG END!!" Someone yelled. Gandalf walked up to Bag End. Bilbo was on his walkway, waiting.
"Well, well, Gandalf. After all these years. You shove me off to some mountain, and you never talk to me again. Now what do you want?"
"I wanted to wish you a happy birthday. Wow, you look really young. Maybe it's because of that Ring that you found that's going to cause the entire Middle-Earth to fall into battle."
"Yes, I think that's it. Now you're going to drink some tea with me."
Gandalf and Bilbo went inside. Bilbo served some tea and said, "I know I don't look old, but I can feel it in my heart. I feel sort of old, stretched. Like butter scraped over too much bread...or was it too much jelly over little bread...whatever I don't write these books...well, yeah that's how I feel."
"Oh well, ok. C'mon lets go smoke some weed outside."
So together they went. They sat on a chair, overlooking all the people at the party.
"This is going to be a night to remember."
(Note: Ok, so what do you think so far? Please review it would help a great deal! This is my first LOTR fiction! Your favorite character will give you kisses if you review! Lol thanks for reading! =-D I promise the next chapter will be better!)