(note: Thanks for that spelling error! How stupid of me! Well, I changed
the summary because...well I don't know. But anyway, I watched ROTK last
night and I cried at the ending! =-( lol ok now here's the rest of the
story)
The hobbits skipped with each other singing "Tomorrow" from Annie. The hobbits skipped together singing the real "Yellow Brick Road" from The Wizard Of Oz. Then, they stopped.
They had approached Bree. Together, the hobbits walked up to the entrance and knocked on the door. The man opened the peep top peep hole, and then the bottom.
"Hobbits? Four hobbits? What brings you to Bree?"
"We wanna go to the nightclub." Said Frodo. The gate keeper guy opened the door, and the hobbits made their way to the nightclub. The bright lights shone and brightened up the dark night sky. The hobbits skipped into the club. The owner, wearing a purple suit, and gold jewelry, walked up to the hobbits.
"What do you want?"
"We'd like to audition." Merry said.
"We want to dance here! Please." Pippin says, smiling.
"What's your name?"
"Baggins. Underhill. No, Madden. No, Johnson. I'm Frodo Johnson." Frodo says.
"No, you're Frodo Baggins." Sam says.
"I thought he was Frodo Madden."
"John Madden?" Pippin asks.
"NO PIPPIN!" Merry says angrily.
"I'm Frodo Johnson."
"What's the name of your group."
"NSYNC." Merry says.
"The boy band of the 90s? That's you?"
A group of teenage girls walk up screaming "WE LOVE YOU NSYNC!!!" They rip Frodo's shirt off. Sam looks at Frodo, smiling.
"I told you Sam was gay!" Pippin says.
"Well, do your act." The owner says.
"Wait!" Merry says. "We need fake names."
"Fake names? Why?"
"Because we'll be cool."
"I'm Justin, Sam is Lance, Pippin is J.C., and Merry is Joey."
"WHY DO YOU GET TO BE JUSTIN?" Sam yells.
Frodo grins. "Because I'm the ringbearer. I GET TO BE THE BEST."
"NO ME!"
Frodo grew angry. "ME!"
"ME!"
"ME!"
"MEEE!!!!!!!"
"MMMMEEEE!!!"
They started fighting on the floor.
Pippin and Merry walked up to the stage and preformed their Green Dragon act. Sam and Frodo were still fighting. Finally, the hobbits preformed Bye Bye Bye.
(note: I do not have this song memorized, I got it off the internet.)
Bye, Bye, Bye
Bye, Bye...
Bye, Bye...
Oh, Oh..
I'm doin' this tonight,
You're probably gonna start a fight.
I know this can't be right.
Hey baby come on,
I loved you endlessly,
When you weren't there for me.
So now it's time to leave and make it alone
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye, bye, bye...
Bye Bye
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye...
Bye Bye
Don't really wanna make it tough,
I just wanna tell you that I had enough.
It might sound crazy,
But it ain't no lie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye
(Oh, Oh)
Just hit me with the truth,
Now, girl you're more than welcome to.
So give me one good reason,
Baby come on
I live for you and me,
And now I really come to see,
That life would be much better once you're gone.
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie,
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye, bye, bye...
Bye Bye
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie,
Baby Bye, bye, bye...
When they got off the stage, they walked up to the owner.
"So, what do you think?" asked Frodo.
"I don't think you're good enough for Bree. Try somewhere else."
"But this is the only nightclub we know of!" Frodo cried.
"Oh well." The owner left.
"LOOK AT THAT SCARY MAN IN THE CORNER!" Pippin yelled.
The hobbits walked up to the man.
"I saw your act."
"WHO ARE YOU?" Pippin said loudly.
"I am Strider, or Aragorn. Basically, I'm gonna be the king at the end of the movies, so...YOU MUST WORSHIP ME!"
"Ok."
"Now, I saw your act. I'm going to take you to Rivendell."
"Rivendell? Why there?" Sam asked.
"So I can see my hot girlfriend. Now are you with me?"
"OK!"
The hobbits skipped with each other singing "Tomorrow" from Annie. The hobbits skipped together singing the real "Yellow Brick Road" from The Wizard Of Oz. Then, they stopped.
They had approached Bree. Together, the hobbits walked up to the entrance and knocked on the door. The man opened the peep top peep hole, and then the bottom.
"Hobbits? Four hobbits? What brings you to Bree?"
"We wanna go to the nightclub." Said Frodo. The gate keeper guy opened the door, and the hobbits made their way to the nightclub. The bright lights shone and brightened up the dark night sky. The hobbits skipped into the club. The owner, wearing a purple suit, and gold jewelry, walked up to the hobbits.
"What do you want?"
"We'd like to audition." Merry said.
"We want to dance here! Please." Pippin says, smiling.
"What's your name?"
"Baggins. Underhill. No, Madden. No, Johnson. I'm Frodo Johnson." Frodo says.
"No, you're Frodo Baggins." Sam says.
"I thought he was Frodo Madden."
"John Madden?" Pippin asks.
"NO PIPPIN!" Merry says angrily.
"I'm Frodo Johnson."
"What's the name of your group."
"NSYNC." Merry says.
"The boy band of the 90s? That's you?"
A group of teenage girls walk up screaming "WE LOVE YOU NSYNC!!!" They rip Frodo's shirt off. Sam looks at Frodo, smiling.
"I told you Sam was gay!" Pippin says.
"Well, do your act." The owner says.
"Wait!" Merry says. "We need fake names."
"Fake names? Why?"
"Because we'll be cool."
"I'm Justin, Sam is Lance, Pippin is J.C., and Merry is Joey."
"WHY DO YOU GET TO BE JUSTIN?" Sam yells.
Frodo grins. "Because I'm the ringbearer. I GET TO BE THE BEST."
"NO ME!"
Frodo grew angry. "ME!"
"ME!"
"ME!"
"MEEE!!!!!!!"
"MMMMEEEE!!!"
They started fighting on the floor.
Pippin and Merry walked up to the stage and preformed their Green Dragon act. Sam and Frodo were still fighting. Finally, the hobbits preformed Bye Bye Bye.
(note: I do not have this song memorized, I got it off the internet.)
Bye, Bye, Bye
Bye, Bye...
Bye, Bye...
Oh, Oh..
I'm doin' this tonight,
You're probably gonna start a fight.
I know this can't be right.
Hey baby come on,
I loved you endlessly,
When you weren't there for me.
So now it's time to leave and make it alone
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye, bye, bye...
Bye Bye
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye...
Bye Bye
Don't really wanna make it tough,
I just wanna tell you that I had enough.
It might sound crazy,
But it ain't no lie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye
(Oh, Oh)
Just hit me with the truth,
Now, girl you're more than welcome to.
So give me one good reason,
Baby come on
I live for you and me,
And now I really come to see,
That life would be much better once you're gone.
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie,
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye, bye, bye...
Bye Bye
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie,
Baby Bye, bye, bye...
When they got off the stage, they walked up to the owner.
"So, what do you think?" asked Frodo.
"I don't think you're good enough for Bree. Try somewhere else."
"But this is the only nightclub we know of!" Frodo cried.
"Oh well." The owner left.
"LOOK AT THAT SCARY MAN IN THE CORNER!" Pippin yelled.
The hobbits walked up to the man.
"I saw your act."
"WHO ARE YOU?" Pippin said loudly.
"I am Strider, or Aragorn. Basically, I'm gonna be the king at the end of the movies, so...YOU MUST WORSHIP ME!"
"Ok."
"Now, I saw your act. I'm going to take you to Rivendell."
"Rivendell? Why there?" Sam asked.
"So I can see my hot girlfriend. Now are you with me?"
"OK!"