Aragorn, Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry left Bree. The hobbits had gotten
cute little ponies, and Aragorn had gotten a horse.
"We'll go to Weathertop."
"COOL!"
"So tell me, Frodo. What brings you to Bree."
"Actually, its what brought you to Bree. We're no longer in Bree. That's present tense. You have to use past tense." Pippin said.
"SHUT UP, IDIOT! I AM THE KING!" Aragorn yelled.
"When did Pippin become so smart?" Merry asked Sam.
"Well, I got this ring from my uncle. My uncle got it out of a candy machine, but now Gandalf, this crazy wizard with an anger problem, tells me its an evil ring made by Sir Mix A Lot. We have to destroy it or everyone will die."
"I know about that ring. My grandpa, or whoever he is, Isildur, got the ring and was all like whoa. It possessed him."
"Cool."
"So are you going to destroy it?"
"No." Said Frodo. "Me and my band, which we have to name yet, are going to try and get a dance act instead."
"Hey! Since we're going to Rivendell anyway to see my ridiculously hot girlfriend, you can perform your act in front of the Council of Elrond! That is, if you bow to me and not that ugly, cheap, idiotic loser, Boromir."
"YAY!" The hobbits did a victory dance, and continued riding.
"Mr. Frodo, isn't our band called NSYNC." Sam asked.
"No, Sam. I believe that's taken. We should think of a new name." Frodo said. The hobbits thought for a moment.
"Dirty Hobbit Feet!" Said Pippin.
"Then it is settled," Aragorn said, "You should be the fellowship of the ring."
Elrond pops out of nowhere. "That's my line!"
"I AM THE KING! ITS MY LINE! Oh, fine. You shall be the Dirty Hobbit Feet."
The hobbits smiled. They road for awhile and finally reached Weathertop. The hobbits made their beds as Aragorn went to look around. The hobbits fell asleep. Frodo woke up and found Sam, Merry, and Pippin lighting a fire.
"HELLO? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THERE ARE SCARY PEOPLE WITH NO FACES AFTER US!!!" Frodo yelled at the hobbits.
"No there isn't." Sam said.
"Well there are now!!!" Frodo pointed down below. Scary people dressed in black with no faces were riding on horses.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Pippin screamed like a girl. They all ran to the top of Weathertop. The scary black people pushed Sam and Pippin, and Merry, aside. Frodo fell and put the ring on.
He saw a terrible sight.
The scary black people were dancing...in strip clothes! Which was not a pretty sight to see.
"They need to lose some weight!" Cried Frodo. He cried and took the ring off.
"MR. FRODO!" Sam yelled. He ran to Frodo. "What did you see?" Before Frodo could answer, Aragorn came with a stick with fire on it and he sent the scary people away. Frodo was in pain.
"Come on." Aragorn said. "Let's see if we can meet my extremely hot girlfriend on the road."
Together, they put Frodo on the pony and the hobbits went on their own ponies, and Aragorn on his horse. They rode together on the road. They laid Frodo down near on the grass, and his friends looked after him.
"Sam!" Aragorn said. "As king, I command you to go find kingsfoil."
"Kingsfoil?"
"GET IT NOW!" Sam and Aragorn went to search for the Kingsfoil.
"Why does Frodo have to get hurt all the time?" Pippin complained to Merry.
Merry rolled his eyes. "Would you rather get hurt, Pip?"
"No, Merry. But its always Frodo, Frodo, Frodo. Frodo is said 98 times in the trilogy. How many times is Pippin said?"
"I...don't...know. I don't really count."
"I'll tell you. 24. 24!"
(note: I don't really know if its 24)
"Well, Pip. Are you on the cover?"
"Yes."
"Are you the one with the close-up on the cover?"
Pippin frowned. "No."
"Then you're not the star."
"I should've done a Master In Commander three part deal." Pippin sighs.
Meanwhile, Aragorn was looking for the weed when his amazingly hot girlfriend came up and said, "I heard you have a sick hobbit."
Aragorn nodded, and led Arwen to Frodo.
"We'll go to Weathertop."
"COOL!"
"So tell me, Frodo. What brings you to Bree."
"Actually, its what brought you to Bree. We're no longer in Bree. That's present tense. You have to use past tense." Pippin said.
"SHUT UP, IDIOT! I AM THE KING!" Aragorn yelled.
"When did Pippin become so smart?" Merry asked Sam.
"Well, I got this ring from my uncle. My uncle got it out of a candy machine, but now Gandalf, this crazy wizard with an anger problem, tells me its an evil ring made by Sir Mix A Lot. We have to destroy it or everyone will die."
"I know about that ring. My grandpa, or whoever he is, Isildur, got the ring and was all like whoa. It possessed him."
"Cool."
"So are you going to destroy it?"
"No." Said Frodo. "Me and my band, which we have to name yet, are going to try and get a dance act instead."
"Hey! Since we're going to Rivendell anyway to see my ridiculously hot girlfriend, you can perform your act in front of the Council of Elrond! That is, if you bow to me and not that ugly, cheap, idiotic loser, Boromir."
"YAY!" The hobbits did a victory dance, and continued riding.
"Mr. Frodo, isn't our band called NSYNC." Sam asked.
"No, Sam. I believe that's taken. We should think of a new name." Frodo said. The hobbits thought for a moment.
"Dirty Hobbit Feet!" Said Pippin.
"Then it is settled," Aragorn said, "You should be the fellowship of the ring."
Elrond pops out of nowhere. "That's my line!"
"I AM THE KING! ITS MY LINE! Oh, fine. You shall be the Dirty Hobbit Feet."
The hobbits smiled. They road for awhile and finally reached Weathertop. The hobbits made their beds as Aragorn went to look around. The hobbits fell asleep. Frodo woke up and found Sam, Merry, and Pippin lighting a fire.
"HELLO? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THERE ARE SCARY PEOPLE WITH NO FACES AFTER US!!!" Frodo yelled at the hobbits.
"No there isn't." Sam said.
"Well there are now!!!" Frodo pointed down below. Scary people dressed in black with no faces were riding on horses.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Pippin screamed like a girl. They all ran to the top of Weathertop. The scary black people pushed Sam and Pippin, and Merry, aside. Frodo fell and put the ring on.
He saw a terrible sight.
The scary black people were dancing...in strip clothes! Which was not a pretty sight to see.
"They need to lose some weight!" Cried Frodo. He cried and took the ring off.
"MR. FRODO!" Sam yelled. He ran to Frodo. "What did you see?" Before Frodo could answer, Aragorn came with a stick with fire on it and he sent the scary people away. Frodo was in pain.
"Come on." Aragorn said. "Let's see if we can meet my extremely hot girlfriend on the road."
Together, they put Frodo on the pony and the hobbits went on their own ponies, and Aragorn on his horse. They rode together on the road. They laid Frodo down near on the grass, and his friends looked after him.
"Sam!" Aragorn said. "As king, I command you to go find kingsfoil."
"Kingsfoil?"
"GET IT NOW!" Sam and Aragorn went to search for the Kingsfoil.
"Why does Frodo have to get hurt all the time?" Pippin complained to Merry.
Merry rolled his eyes. "Would you rather get hurt, Pip?"
"No, Merry. But its always Frodo, Frodo, Frodo. Frodo is said 98 times in the trilogy. How many times is Pippin said?"
"I...don't...know. I don't really count."
"I'll tell you. 24. 24!"
(note: I don't really know if its 24)
"Well, Pip. Are you on the cover?"
"Yes."
"Are you the one with the close-up on the cover?"
Pippin frowned. "No."
"Then you're not the star."
"I should've done a Master In Commander three part deal." Pippin sighs.
Meanwhile, Aragorn was looking for the weed when his amazingly hot girlfriend came up and said, "I heard you have a sick hobbit."
Aragorn nodded, and led Arwen to Frodo.