(note: Thanks for all the reviews! I'm glad you like my story! Here's
chapter 5! If anybody thinks I'm making fun of the characters, I'm not,
because I love all the characters very dearly. (Well some) but anyway, I
hope you enjoy it!)
Aragorn led Arwen to where Frodo was.
"Look!" said Pippin. "It's Aragorn's amazingly hot girlfriend!"
Merry says. "I can't believe how sexy she is!"
Frodo automatically wakes up and goes, "It's Aragorn's unbelievably sexy girlfriend!"
"There, he is healed. Happy now?" Arwen says.
"Arwen, this is Frodo Baggins, Merry Brandybuck, Pippin Took, and Sam Gamgee. Otherwise known as the band Dirty Hobbit Feet.
The hobbits bow to Arwen.
"Yeah, ok, whatever."
"Let's go to Rivendell!" Aragorn says.
Arwen gets on her horse. "I, like, so don't want to go to Rivendell. My dad is always yelling at me saying, like, you can't marry Aragorn. Why you wanna go there?"
"Is it me or is Arwen a bitch?" Pippin whispers.
After taking a quick eating break, Aragorn had an idea.
"Dirty Hobbit Feet, you indeed are a band, but in order to get into Rivendell, you need a good song."
"Well, I think we'll do just fine with Bye Bye Bye." said Sam.
"NO! I am king! Listen to what I say! Legolas is a poet that is near Rivendell, he can help you with a song."
"Legolas is so sexy in those tights." Arwen says.
"Aren't I sexy in tights?" Aragorn asks.
"You don't wear tights. Maybe if you'd like, propose, I'D SAY YOU WERE SEXY IN TIGHTS." Arwen yells.
Suddenly, Legolas pops out of nowhere. "Aragorn! I heard you call! A hobbit band is in need of a song."
"Yes, I'm Frodo. The lead singer."
"Ah, no. I'm the lead singer." Sam glares at Frodo.
"I think I am." Pippin glares at Sam.
Merry cries. "I'm always left out."
"HUSH!" Says Legolas. "What type of song do you want?"
"New Age."
"Rap."
"Country."
"Folk music."
Legolas sighs. "I can't work like this!"
Legolas walks away.
"LEGOLAS!! NO!!" Arwen screams.
"What, Arwen?"
"Please stay. You're so sexy in those tights."
"Girls are not my type." Says Legolas.
"Damn it."
"Arwen is my incredibly sexy girlfriend, so lay off."
"I've never heard the word sexy being said so many times." Pippin says.
"In order to work on a song, we must go through....THE MINES OF MORIA!" Legolas' voice echoes.
"Um, why?" Arwen asks. "I'm not even supposed to be in that scene, and it's all, like gross. I wouldn't be able to plug a hair dryer in there or anything."
"I just like that word. It's so pretty." Legolas says.
No response. That's a little too weird.
"Ok, hobbits. What's the name of your band?"
"Dirty Hobbit Feet."
And from there, the hobbits and the elves endured several hours of pain, emotion, and suffering, trying to create the perfect song to impress the Council Of Elrond. This is what they came up with.
Gandalf's Anger Problem
Gandalf was a player Livin' in the west And yellin' at hobbits Was what he did best I guess all this Comes from the stress Or maybe it's because Gandalf has to wear a dress Because
Gandalf's anger problem Is interrupting me I can't take it any longer The solution to this may be Psychiatry
Oh, Oh, Oh yeah Hobbiton was such a peaceful place Until Bilbo saw the sight Of that angry face Now he's coming back To crash the party Thinkin' he's Usher Think he looks hot Well he's on fire If you make him made Or you are a liar He will cut you up Because
Gandalf's anger problem Is interrupting me I can't take it any longer The solution to this may be Psychiatry
When he's on the couch he is so calm But when he yells shut up And puts the ring On my palm I get so scared because
Gandalf's anger problem Is interrupting me I can't take it any longer The solution to this may be Psychiatry
I can't take him now He's out of control He's got issues Anger problems Don't you know?
Gandalf's anger problem Is interrupting me I can't take it any longer The solution to this may be Psychiatry
Psychiatry Psychiatry PPPSSYYCCHHIIIAAARRTTYYY
(Legolas' comment: I personally wanted to do a poetic song based on "I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt" but, they seemed to disagree)
Aragorn led Arwen to where Frodo was.
"Look!" said Pippin. "It's Aragorn's amazingly hot girlfriend!"
Merry says. "I can't believe how sexy she is!"
Frodo automatically wakes up and goes, "It's Aragorn's unbelievably sexy girlfriend!"
"There, he is healed. Happy now?" Arwen says.
"Arwen, this is Frodo Baggins, Merry Brandybuck, Pippin Took, and Sam Gamgee. Otherwise known as the band Dirty Hobbit Feet.
The hobbits bow to Arwen.
"Yeah, ok, whatever."
"Let's go to Rivendell!" Aragorn says.
Arwen gets on her horse. "I, like, so don't want to go to Rivendell. My dad is always yelling at me saying, like, you can't marry Aragorn. Why you wanna go there?"
"Is it me or is Arwen a bitch?" Pippin whispers.
After taking a quick eating break, Aragorn had an idea.
"Dirty Hobbit Feet, you indeed are a band, but in order to get into Rivendell, you need a good song."
"Well, I think we'll do just fine with Bye Bye Bye." said Sam.
"NO! I am king! Listen to what I say! Legolas is a poet that is near Rivendell, he can help you with a song."
"Legolas is so sexy in those tights." Arwen says.
"Aren't I sexy in tights?" Aragorn asks.
"You don't wear tights. Maybe if you'd like, propose, I'D SAY YOU WERE SEXY IN TIGHTS." Arwen yells.
Suddenly, Legolas pops out of nowhere. "Aragorn! I heard you call! A hobbit band is in need of a song."
"Yes, I'm Frodo. The lead singer."
"Ah, no. I'm the lead singer." Sam glares at Frodo.
"I think I am." Pippin glares at Sam.
Merry cries. "I'm always left out."
"HUSH!" Says Legolas. "What type of song do you want?"
"New Age."
"Rap."
"Country."
"Folk music."
Legolas sighs. "I can't work like this!"
Legolas walks away.
"LEGOLAS!! NO!!" Arwen screams.
"What, Arwen?"
"Please stay. You're so sexy in those tights."
"Girls are not my type." Says Legolas.
"Damn it."
"Arwen is my incredibly sexy girlfriend, so lay off."
"I've never heard the word sexy being said so many times." Pippin says.
"In order to work on a song, we must go through....THE MINES OF MORIA!" Legolas' voice echoes.
"Um, why?" Arwen asks. "I'm not even supposed to be in that scene, and it's all, like gross. I wouldn't be able to plug a hair dryer in there or anything."
"I just like that word. It's so pretty." Legolas says.
No response. That's a little too weird.
"Ok, hobbits. What's the name of your band?"
"Dirty Hobbit Feet."
And from there, the hobbits and the elves endured several hours of pain, emotion, and suffering, trying to create the perfect song to impress the Council Of Elrond. This is what they came up with.
Gandalf's Anger Problem
Gandalf was a player Livin' in the west And yellin' at hobbits Was what he did best I guess all this Comes from the stress Or maybe it's because Gandalf has to wear a dress Because
Gandalf's anger problem Is interrupting me I can't take it any longer The solution to this may be Psychiatry
Oh, Oh, Oh yeah Hobbiton was such a peaceful place Until Bilbo saw the sight Of that angry face Now he's coming back To crash the party Thinkin' he's Usher Think he looks hot Well he's on fire If you make him made Or you are a liar He will cut you up Because
Gandalf's anger problem Is interrupting me I can't take it any longer The solution to this may be Psychiatry
When he's on the couch he is so calm But when he yells shut up And puts the ring On my palm I get so scared because
Gandalf's anger problem Is interrupting me I can't take it any longer The solution to this may be Psychiatry
I can't take him now He's out of control He's got issues Anger problems Don't you know?
Gandalf's anger problem Is interrupting me I can't take it any longer The solution to this may be Psychiatry
Psychiatry Psychiatry PPPSSYYCCHHIIIAAARRTTYYY
(Legolas' comment: I personally wanted to do a poetic song based on "I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt" but, they seemed to disagree)