(note: I'm going on vacation soon, so I'm trying to write lots of chapters
so everyone can read a lot while I'm gone.)
Now with a song, the hobbits, the elves, and Aragorn arrived in Rivendell.
Before entering the house of Elrond, Aragorn said to the hobbits, "There will be lots of people watching you, dwarves, Boromir, and even Gandalf."
"Gandalf?! Won't he be mad about our song?" said Frodo.
Aragorn shook his head and together they went to the Council Of Elrond area.
Lots of dwarves, elves, and men were sitting in chairs. So was Gandalf. Elrond was at the head of the Council.
The hobbits bowed down to him, as well as Aragorn, Legolas, but Arwen left to go in her room. Claming that all the boys there was making her claustrophobic.
"Who will be performing for us today?" Elrond asked.
"Dirty Hobbit Feet. The members are Frodo Baggins, Merry Brandybuck, Pippin Took, and Sam Gamgee. They will be singing a song that they wrote called, Gandalf's Anger Problem."
Gandalf grew angry. "I DO NOT HAVE AN ANGER PROBLEM! AND FRODO, WHY AREN'T YOU DESTROYING THE RING?"
"Come, hobbits, sing your song."
Aragorn and Legolas sat in the empty chairs.
Gandalf's Anger Problem
Gandalf was a player Livin' in the west And yellin' at hobbits Was what he did best I guess all this Comes from the stress Or maybe it's because Gandalf has to wear a dress Because
Gandalf's anger problem Is interrupting me I can't take it any longer The solution to this may be Psychiatry
Oh, Oh, Oh yeah Hobbiton was such a peaceful place Until Bilbo saw the sight Of that angry face Now he's coming back To crash the party Thinkin' he's Usher Think he looks hot Well he's on fire If you make him made Or you are a liar He will cut you up Because
Gandalf's anger problem Is interrupting me I can't take it any longer The solution to this may be Psychiatry
When he's on the couch he is so calm But when he yells shut up And puts the ring On my palm I get so scared because
Gandalf's anger problem Is interrupting me I can't take it any longer The solution to this may be Psychiatry
I can't take him now He's out of control He's got issues Anger problems Don't you know?
Gandalf's anger problem Is interrupting me I can't take it any longer The solution to this may be Psychiatry
Psychiatry Psychiatry PPPSSYYCCHHIIIAAARRTTYYY
"Your song is exceptional, but the council must talk in private. They all got in a huddle. Gimili turned to the band. "Basically, it sucked."
"It sucks too much for Rivendell. Try Bree."
The hobbits started crying. They sobbed and sobbed for hours upon hours.
Finally, "SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS!" Gandalf screamed.
"We've been to Bree!" The hobbits said.
Boromir stood up, "Well, since I'm going to be the king, I will come with you try your song in the Mines Of Moria."
Aragorn, "Dude, your not going to be king. I am."
"Yeah, whatever."
"I am!"
"Um, no, I am."
"Have you seen the end of the movie?"
"Yes."
"Are you king."
"No."
"There you go."
Arwen came out from her room.
"Like, normally I don't help out midgets, but I'm so, like, bored being so, like, immortal, so, like, why, like, don't I, like, come with you, like, ok?"
Aragorn stood up, "You have my sword."
"And my bow." Legolas said.
"And my ax." Said Gimili.
"Yeah, I guess I'll come too." Boromir said.
"Since I'm the wizard, I better go." Gandalf said.
"I don't know why Arwen's here, but you shall be the FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING." His voice echoed.
"Whatever." Arwen said.
Together, the Fellowship headed to the Mines of Moria.
Now with a song, the hobbits, the elves, and Aragorn arrived in Rivendell.
Before entering the house of Elrond, Aragorn said to the hobbits, "There will be lots of people watching you, dwarves, Boromir, and even Gandalf."
"Gandalf?! Won't he be mad about our song?" said Frodo.
Aragorn shook his head and together they went to the Council Of Elrond area.
Lots of dwarves, elves, and men were sitting in chairs. So was Gandalf. Elrond was at the head of the Council.
The hobbits bowed down to him, as well as Aragorn, Legolas, but Arwen left to go in her room. Claming that all the boys there was making her claustrophobic.
"Who will be performing for us today?" Elrond asked.
"Dirty Hobbit Feet. The members are Frodo Baggins, Merry Brandybuck, Pippin Took, and Sam Gamgee. They will be singing a song that they wrote called, Gandalf's Anger Problem."
Gandalf grew angry. "I DO NOT HAVE AN ANGER PROBLEM! AND FRODO, WHY AREN'T YOU DESTROYING THE RING?"
"Come, hobbits, sing your song."
Aragorn and Legolas sat in the empty chairs.
Gandalf's Anger Problem
Gandalf was a player Livin' in the west And yellin' at hobbits Was what he did best I guess all this Comes from the stress Or maybe it's because Gandalf has to wear a dress Because
Gandalf's anger problem Is interrupting me I can't take it any longer The solution to this may be Psychiatry
Oh, Oh, Oh yeah Hobbiton was such a peaceful place Until Bilbo saw the sight Of that angry face Now he's coming back To crash the party Thinkin' he's Usher Think he looks hot Well he's on fire If you make him made Or you are a liar He will cut you up Because
Gandalf's anger problem Is interrupting me I can't take it any longer The solution to this may be Psychiatry
When he's on the couch he is so calm But when he yells shut up And puts the ring On my palm I get so scared because
Gandalf's anger problem Is interrupting me I can't take it any longer The solution to this may be Psychiatry
I can't take him now He's out of control He's got issues Anger problems Don't you know?
Gandalf's anger problem Is interrupting me I can't take it any longer The solution to this may be Psychiatry
Psychiatry Psychiatry PPPSSYYCCHHIIIAAARRTTYYY
"Your song is exceptional, but the council must talk in private. They all got in a huddle. Gimili turned to the band. "Basically, it sucked."
"It sucks too much for Rivendell. Try Bree."
The hobbits started crying. They sobbed and sobbed for hours upon hours.
Finally, "SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS!" Gandalf screamed.
"We've been to Bree!" The hobbits said.
Boromir stood up, "Well, since I'm going to be the king, I will come with you try your song in the Mines Of Moria."
Aragorn, "Dude, your not going to be king. I am."
"Yeah, whatever."
"I am!"
"Um, no, I am."
"Have you seen the end of the movie?"
"Yes."
"Are you king."
"No."
"There you go."
Arwen came out from her room.
"Like, normally I don't help out midgets, but I'm so, like, bored being so, like, immortal, so, like, why, like, don't I, like, come with you, like, ok?"
Aragorn stood up, "You have my sword."
"And my bow." Legolas said.
"And my ax." Said Gimili.
"Yeah, I guess I'll come too." Boromir said.
"Since I'm the wizard, I better go." Gandalf said.
"I don't know why Arwen's here, but you shall be the FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING." His voice echoed.
"Whatever." Arwen said.
Together, the Fellowship headed to the Mines of Moria.