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"May it be an evening star
Shines down upon you
May it be when darkness falls
Your heart will be true
You walk a lonely road
Oh! How far you are from home
Mornie utúlië
Believe and you will find your way
Mornie alantië
A promise lives within you now"
Sam sang out load. He was listening to his walkman.
"SHUT UP! I CAN'T TAKE THAT MUSIC!!" Gandalf said.
Aragorn said, "Boromir, you know I'm going to be king."
"Um, I will. And Arwen WILL BE MINE."
"Uh, who has to Evenstar necklace? I DO! She's mine."
"Oh, Legolas, you're so sexy in tights."
"Thank you, Arwen. But don't you have a boyfriend."
"Well, I guess. But, anyway, I love your blond hair."
"It's not my real hair. It's Cher's."
Arwen started singing. "IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME IF I COULD FIND A WAY I'D LOVE YOU AND YOU'D STAY"
"AHHHHHHH! I CAN'T TAKE THIS!" Gandalf yelled.
"We had to bring the wizard." Said Gimili to Frodo.
Gandalf took out his boom box and played Usher's "Yeah"
Frodo took out the ring.
"Hey, Gandalf, can I toss the ring over the mountain?" "I think Frodo is going to propose to Sam with that ring." Pippin whispers to Merry.
"Well, I doubt that. Sam gets married to Rosie."
"Oh, please, Sam's just hiding it by saying he loves Rosie."
"Hold on to it, Frodo. Just in case."
The Fellowship went to sleep. The awoke the next morning very early.
"Why won't you do it with me?" Aragorn said to Arwen.
"Like, no. You don't even wear sexy tights, like Legolas."
"But we're going to get married."
"Only if you, like, propose! Idiot!"
"SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO EAT!" Gandalf yelled.
"So, Gandalf, have you been seeing your physiatrist?" Frodo asked.
"SHUT UP, YOU FAT HOBBIT!"
"Actually, I'm not fat. Have you seen me take my shirt off in Return Of The King?"
"Yes."
"I enjoyed it!" Sam said.
"I told you, Merry!" Pippin said.
Aragorn walked away from Arwen. He couldn't take it.
"Come, everyone, let us go to the Mines Of Moria!" Aragorn said.
"Hey, I'm the king, I make orders."
"I'm the king, Boromir. Get it? I thought we went over this."
"Ahem, no I am the king, Aragorn. Ok? Your family sucks. Whoever thinks I'm the king, raise their hand." No one raises their hand.
"I give up." Boromir goes to pack his thinks.
Together the Fellowship started to walk. And head for the Mines Of Moria.
(again)
"May it be an evening star
Shines down upon you
May it be when darkness falls
Your heart will be true
You walk a lonely road
Oh! How far you are from home
Mornie utúlië
Believe and you will find your way
Mornie alantië
A promise lives within you now"
Sam sang out load. He was listening to his walkman.
"SHUT UP! I CAN'T TAKE THAT MUSIC!!" Gandalf said.
Aragorn said, "Boromir, you know I'm going to be king."
"Um, I will. And Arwen WILL BE MINE."
"Uh, who has to Evenstar necklace? I DO! She's mine."
"Oh, Legolas, you're so sexy in tights."
"Thank you, Arwen. But don't you have a boyfriend."
"Well, I guess. But, anyway, I love your blond hair."
"It's not my real hair. It's Cher's."
Arwen started singing. "IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME IF I COULD FIND A WAY I'D LOVE YOU AND YOU'D STAY"
"AHHHHHHH! I CAN'T TAKE THIS!" Gandalf yelled.
"We had to bring the wizard." Said Gimili to Frodo.
Gandalf took out his boom box and played Usher's "Yeah"
Frodo took out the ring.
"Hey, Gandalf, can I toss the ring over the mountain?" "I think Frodo is going to propose to Sam with that ring." Pippin whispers to Merry.
"Well, I doubt that. Sam gets married to Rosie."
"Oh, please, Sam's just hiding it by saying he loves Rosie."
"Hold on to it, Frodo. Just in case."
The Fellowship went to sleep. The awoke the next morning very early.
"Why won't you do it with me?" Aragorn said to Arwen.
"Like, no. You don't even wear sexy tights, like Legolas."
"But we're going to get married."
"Only if you, like, propose! Idiot!"
"SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO EAT!" Gandalf yelled.
"So, Gandalf, have you been seeing your physiatrist?" Frodo asked.
"SHUT UP, YOU FAT HOBBIT!"
"Actually, I'm not fat. Have you seen me take my shirt off in Return Of The King?"
"Yes."
"I enjoyed it!" Sam said.
"I told you, Merry!" Pippin said.
Aragorn walked away from Arwen. He couldn't take it.
"Come, everyone, let us go to the Mines Of Moria!" Aragorn said.
"Hey, I'm the king, I make orders."
"I'm the king, Boromir. Get it? I thought we went over this."
"Ahem, no I am the king, Aragorn. Ok? Your family sucks. Whoever thinks I'm the king, raise their hand." No one raises their hand.
"I give up." Boromir goes to pack his thinks.
Together the Fellowship started to walk. And head for the Mines Of Moria.
(again)