(note: I'm back from my vacation and here's some more! Thanks for the reviews! Please tell me what you think, I'd really appreciate it!)

Let the rain fall down

And wake my dreams

Let it wash away

My sanity

Cause I wanna feel the thunder

I wanna scream

Let the rain fall down

I'm coming clean

COOOMMIINNGG CLLLEEANNN

Merry and Pippin sang.

"Shut up!" Gandalf yelled. "I hate Hilary Duff!"

"Me too! I'm more of a Lindsay Lohan guy." Sam said.

"Are we there yet?" Boromir complained.

"Quit complaining! You die in the end anyway!"

"Oh good lord!" Gandalf yelled. "We're almost there!"

The fellowship arrived in front of the walls of Moria.

"Who has my float toy? I wanna play in the water!" Pippin yelled.

Boromir hands Pippin his rubber ducky tube and Pippin dives in the water.

"SHHHAAARRRKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!" Aragorn yelled.

"AHHHHH!" Pippin ran out of the water.

"I've always wanted to say that." Aragorn said.

Meanwhile, Gandalf and Frodo were sitting in front of the lighted-up-door thing, while Boromir, Agagorn, and Pippin were playing leapfrog. Sam was listening to his brand new CD, Beyonce.

"TONIGHT, I'LL BE YOUR NAUGHTY GIRL..." Sam sang.

"Oh, c'mon, Merry. Sam and Frodo are so gay!" Pippin said.

Arwen was sitting on a rock beside Frodo.

"Is it like, dirty, in there?"

"Um, yes."

"Like, ew. I should, like, be at my house, with all those sexy elves in tights."

"Have you ever thought about dating a hobbit?"

"Like, no, but it would be cool."

"Do you want to go out?"

"No. I thought you were gay."

"SHUT UP YOU TWO! WE MUST GET IN!"

"What's the password?" Frodo asked.

"Mellon."

The doors don't open. Frodo walks up to the doors.

"Arwen is Aragorn's incredibly sexy girlfriend that is hotter then the sun and the stars all in one."

The doors don't open.

"Like, I'll try." Arwen says.

"OPEN UP, ASSHOLES!"

The doors open.

"Like, cool."

The fellowship enters the mines.

"Whoa! Isn't an ugly sea creature supposed to grab me, and my beloved Sam saves me?" Frodo says.

"Pippin scared it away with his float toy." Aragorn replied. They walked further.

"Like, oh my gosh! There's dead people on the floor!"

"MY NAIL POLISH IS CHIPPING!" Pippin yelled. "NO! Ew, there's dead people."

"Oh, man! I liked some of these people."

"Gandalf, how are we supposed to perform in front of dead people?"

"We must get to the bridge of Khaza-dum!"

(note: I'm sorry if I spelled that wrong! But I have to go eat my French fries now! I'll write more later! =-D )