Chan: OMG! Thank you SO much for the reviews!
(Starts to wander in 'La La land')
Chibi: Yep. We want to thank all those who reviewed.
Fleetfoot: Yay, you read our story! Sure, I'll come over, but you've got to call me first. (Chan: Hint, hint) Oh! New idea for Manga! I'll tell you all about it when I come over. Sugar high? That's nothing. Wait until the next chapter though, sake is given! (Lightning flashes in the background)
Rosinsniffer: WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE BACK MY DVD!?! And yeah, you could have all those guys, as long as I've got my Hiei-chan! Anne's gonna freak though, for some strange reason, she thinks that Shuuichi and Youko are one being...
Kikko: Thanks so much for reviewing! That means a lot to me!
Sillyningengirl: Thanks for taking the time to read our story! I like your story, but can you try not making it into script form? Maybe you'll get more reviews that way. But I really like your plot line!
Gorgac: Sup dawg? You know what's Erin's doing over the summer? Give me a call, all right?
Jessica: Thanks for reviewing our story! Stay with us!
Omasuoniwabanshi: You like Rurouni Kenshin too? I just love Soujiro!
Muse456: Aww man, gone for that long? Oh well, me too. I'm gonna be gone for July and August. How about be go to the movies or Shadowcliffs or something before that?
Kurama: I never imagined that this story could get so many reviews.
Hiei: Hn.
Chibi: Is that all you can say?
Hiei: Hn.
Chibi: I GIVE UP! GRR! At least Kurama isn't this frustrating!
Chan: Heh, um, we don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. But we are making up our own Manga, and we will own that soon... when we finish...which is never...
Chibi: Sigh... our artists are SO lazy! (Glares at both)
Chan: Heh... Anyways, we need your help. We're out of ideas, and we basically have no plot. Get the point? Now on with the fic!
= - = - = - = - =
"Ok, so... We have the money, the people, the clothes," Yusuke disdainfully picked at his blue and white-checkered Yukata as he continued; "Now...I'm I missing something here? Oh yeah... the festival is like...10 FREAKEN' /MILES/ AWAY!"
Kurama cringed slightly at the volume of the other teen's voice. "Please Yusuke..." He pleaded, as his ears started to ring. His dress attire- as usual- was neat and ironed, unlike the other's.
"WHAT KURAMA!?!" The juvenile delinquent vented his frustration out on the fox, as he reflexively started to crack his knuckles.
"YUSUKE URAMESHI!" Keiko tugged on Yusuke's ear as she dragged him away from Kurama, who looked on apologetically. "Honestly, sometimes I just can't believe you!"
"Oww! Keiko, let go! Owww!" Reikai's finest was under the mercy of Keiko Yukimura.
Ouch. That's gotta hurt.
The rest of the group watched the impressive show (For free, of course), as Keiko proceeded to lick Yusuke into shape.
Her sharp tongue made them all wince as the detective started to beg for mercy.
"All right, this is so stupid! This was all supposed to be a date between me and Yukina-chan!" Kuwabara whined, the idiot that he was.
"Hn, which is precisely why that I will be an escort."
"Thank you for coming Hiei-san." Yukina politely bowed to the fire demon, who looked very uncomfortable in a navy blue Yukata.
His sword nowhere to be present around his waist- which made Kuwabara relax slightly. The fool had one less threat to worry about.
Nodding his head once, Hiei glared ahead, the asphalt concrete suddenly interesting him now.
"Well, this is most certainly foolish! How in the world are we suppose to get to the festival now?" Botan placed her hands around her waist, and pouted in a way that only she could.
"Hey, I know! Why don't we use a car?" Kuwabara suddenly said, making the group stare at him rather...oddly.
"Gee, I wonder why I didn't think of that?" Yusuke sarcastically asked, while pausing to think. "I know! Maybe I don't want to add a UAD to my record!"
"What's a UAD?" Kuwabara asked, as he imitated a monkey scratching its head.
"I do believe that, that would be called Under Age Driving." Kurama added his two cents in to the conversation.
"So?! That still doesn't help us though. How are we going to get to the festival now, huh?" Kuwabara griped in a gravely voice that made Hiei wish to cover his own.
Several centuries had taught him to perfect his emotionless mask, which was now steadily failing. "Damn fool, shut up." He hissed, as he miserably failed to play the 'uncaring, heartless bastard.'
"How about this? I drive, while the rest of you get in the back? Does that sound all right to you guys?" Shizuru looked annoyed, as she let an unlit cigarette dangle from her mouth.
The car keys were in her hands, as she looked on at the group.
"Err... Just one question... Now why the hell didn't I think of that?" Yusuke rubbed the bridge of his nose, as he grinned sheepishly, the majority of the group sweatdropped.
"Oh my, there seems to be a seat short!" Botan frowned, as the minivan could only seat seven.
"Well, we can always walk..." Kurama's comment went unnoticed as Kuwabara and Hiei began to argue.
"Hn, do not expect me to get into that... Ningen monstrosity." The demon spat, as sparks flew between him and the human.
"Feh, for YOUR information, it's called a car, and YOU don't have ta. Yukina-chan can just take your seat, so THERE!" He stuck out his tongue as he made a face. "NNNAAAYYHHH!"
"Please, be reasonable. Hiei, it's perfectly safe to ride, that I can assure you." Kurama attempted at what you would call 'hopeless' as he tried quelling the battle flames between the two fighters. (Not Kuwabara though.)
"Hn."
"Grr."
The rest looked on warily, tired even before they got there.
"How about this? Kurama, get the rope. Kuwabara just volunteered." Yusuke said as the idiot looked confused as ever.
"Huh? What do you mean, Urameshi? Hey, BACK OFF!"
Too late.
Five minutes later...
"Who knew that Kuwabara made such a nice hood ornament?" Remarked Yusuke from the front seat.
"HEY! GUYS! HELP! IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE URAMESHI! LET ME DOWN FROM HERE!"
= - = - = - = - =
After parking the car, the Yusuke-tachi tumbled out of the van, guess who was out first?
"My, Hiei, you look a bit green." Kurama noticed that the fire demon was wobbling slightly as he clutched his stomach.
"Hn, it's nothing Fox. Mind your own business." Hiei turned as he started to walk towards the entrance, leaving them all behind.
True, he WAS unsteady on his feet a bit, as he narrowly avoided tripping over a garbage can.
"Shall we?" Kurama said with a smile, following after the irate youkai.
"Hey... GUYS! DON"T LEAVE ME HERE! YUKINA-CHAN! HELP!" Said so the hood ornament, helpless to do anything but to do anything.
About halfway to the gate, Yukina's eyes lit up, as if remembering something very important. "Oh my, where's Kazuma?"
"Good point Yukina-chan? Where IS he?" Botan mused to herself as everyone saw a light bulb go off in Yusuke's head.
"Oh yeah... Well, let's forget about him and just go!" The spirit detective grinned, as he started to march off.
"Yusuke, you big jerk! How could you do something like that to him?" Keiko turned around and headed back to the car in order to help the whimpering Kuwabara.
"Mou! At this rate, we'll never get to have any fun!" Complained Botan as Shizuru lit a cigarette.
"Just relax. They'll calm down when they want to. Besides," Shizuru looked back at the group. "You have to say that they're one of a kind."
Botan sighed heavily before smiling again. "Yes, I do believe so. How many people can beat up Yusuke?"
"Besides the whole female population? Yeah, I say that I have to agree with you there." Both girls started to laugh and walked off to the gates, followed closely by the so-called detective and friends.
= - = - = - =
So, the evening went on without a hitch... Except the tiny bit where Kuwabara canned himself, falling face first into an open dumpster, reminding him of his first day of school... (Chan: Lol. Inside joke.)
"Gee Kuwabara, I never knew that you were so considerate of the environment. Cleaning up after yourself." Yusuke grinned like a cat, while Kuwabara stuck his head out of the dumpster, a banana peel in his hair.
"Shut up Urameshi! I'll... I'll... I'll do something really bad!" Kuwabara jumped down from the garbage can, and removed the peel from his head.
"Oh yeah? Like what? Sic your little kitty on me? I'd like to see you try." Yusuke rolled up his sleeves, as he and Kuwabara glared at each other.
"Leave Eikichi out of this!" He yelled, clenching his fists together.
The girls and Kurama smiled weakly as they all backed away VERY slowly.
"How about this? We'll leave Yusuke and Kuwabara to settle their... differences, and Kurama can take us shopping!" Botan whispered loudly as the rest agreed. Poor Kurama...
Hiei, of course, not wanting to participate in any Ningen activities, ESPECIALLY not human FEMALE activities, stayed behind with the arguing duo.
Getting thoroughly exasperated by the minute, he growled, "If you two will not cease to shut up, I will have to make you myself."
"Irk."
"Eeep!"
"Hn."
The three sat on a bench, Kuwabara to the far left, Yusuke in the middle, and Hiei to the right. Minutes ticked by as the three members of the Reikai Tantei sat in stony silence.
Tap, tap, tap... went Yusuke's fingers on the wood.
Due to Hiei's acute demon hearing, the tapping was twice as loud and annoying.
Tap, tap, tap...
He gritted his teeth, and willed himself to count to ten, a trick that Kurama had taught him. He did really have a good hold of his temper when he wished to.
Tap, tap, tap-
Hiei snapped. "Stop that." He hissed, as he glared at the detective.
"Stop what?" Yusuke frowned.
"That! The damn..." Hiei desperately wanted to kill something, more preferably the person next to him.
"COTTON CANDY! POPCORN! GET YOUR HOT DOGS HERE!"
"Oh look! Food!! Urameshi, we gotta get some!" The idiot exclaimed as he dug through his pockets, looking for his nonexistent wallet.
"Heh. Wait for me Kuwabara!" Yusuke leapt up from his seat, as if it were on fire. It would probably be, if Hiei hadn't had such a high tolerance level.
"Hn, ignorant fools." Hiei felt that he seriously needed to get back to the Makai before he slowly, but surely, would be labeled as 'insane', along with the rest of them.
The fact that he was in such company shamed him to no end, but as he recalled once what he had said.
"I'm surrounded by idiots, but they mean well."
True, they were annoying, but they had their uses.
Suddenly, something really big, pink, and fluffy was shoved in front of Hiei's face, catching him by surprise.
His wide red eyes looked shocked, not something that could happen very easily. Only Yukina had ever had this effect on Hiei, other than besides 'sweet snow'...
"Here Hiei, thought that you'd like this." Yusuke shoved a hot dog- whole- into his mouth, his cheeks bulging out like from those rodent-like creatures in a movie that Kurama had taken him to once. (Think Chip and Dale.)
The age old Kitsune thought that something 'G' rated would be have less of an influence then the one that Yusuke and Kuwabara had went. The Matrix reloaded...
"Hn, and what is this exactly?" For as all Hiei knew, it could be a type of ningen poison that no doubt that the detective would find amusing to watch him wither and die.
A VERY horrid image flashed in Hiei's mind as yet ANOTHER picture of a dead corpse, this time he was sure that it was one of those Egyptian, is that what Kurama said they were? Egyptian people that preserved the deceased's body. (Chan: Can you guess what movie this is from?)
To him, that was pointless. They were dead, and that meant that they were never going come back. Preserving the body won't do much good, for the soul would have already would be in Reikai. But then again, he never understood how that corpse had managed to come back to life again.
Yusuke body faulted, an audible 'THUD' along with a huge crater accompanied by it.
Hiei gave his trademark 'Hn' as he raised an eyebrow at the detective.
"It's cotton candy... Shit, don't tell me that you don't know what that is!" Yusuke proclaimed as he leapt up, dusting himself self-consciously.
"Hn, should I?" Hiei scowled, wanting to scream, but his reasonable inner, calm, collected self just made him frown irritably instead.
"It's... sugar spun candy, kinda like ice cream, err sweet snow." The young teen corrected himself, as he racked his brains to define the sweet to Hiei, so that the fire koorime wouldn't be so suspicious.
Hiei's eyes lit up at the word 'sweet snow'. Sweet snow was good. Sweet snow... the only thing that could ease his pitiful existence into something more bearable. If this 'cotton candy' had similar attributes as his sweet snow, than by all means...
The detective had to blink twice before looking at Hiei, and then the pitiful stick in his hand, Hiei, the stick, Hiei, the stick...
He was thankful that Hiei didn't mistake his hand for food, as he was rather fond of that particular hand, in fact, all of his appendages thank you very much!
"Hey Urameshi, didya give the runt..." Kuwabara came back, and armful of popcorn, hamburgers, sushi, corn on the cob, milkshakes, soda, chips, chicken, and other various items from the menu.
Before the two humans could speak Hiei said, "More!"
"What?" Yusuke scratched the back of his head.
"I. Want. More! More! More! More!" The youkai was practically bouncing up and down, his eyes bubbling with excitement.
Not the 'I'm in a middle of a battle, so I'll kill you and enjoy you scream as my Dragon of the Darkness Flames devours you whole, as I look on,' exhilaration, but rather the three year old kind, the really damn bratty, spoiled type.
"What, ya mean more cotton candy?" The raven-haired fighter had a nagging feeling, like the one where you know that you shouldn't do this, but you don't exactly know WHY.
Nodding his head very quickly, it seemed that Hiei couldn't keep still for some reason...
Brown eyes widening considerably, Yusuke said one word that came to his mind. "SHIT!"
Flashback
"Hey Kurama, err, what's up with the renovations?" Yusuke stepped into the mangled living room of the Minamino residence.
Flashing the young detective a dark look, Kurama's extremely aggravated green orbs narrowed as he spoke in his dangerously soft voice, not a good sign. "Never. Give. Hiei. Sugar. Ever. Mother wasn't very pleased with my excuse on WHY half the house was in ruins."
"Oh..."
End flashback
"Oh is SO right..." Groaned Yusuke. He wondered how long before the sugar eventually lost its effect on a person.
"Hey Urameshi, doesn't the runt act like he's well..." Kuwabara looked uncomfortable as he shifted the junk food from one arm to the other.
"On Marijuana or some shit like that? Yeah, who knew sugar did that to Hiei of all the people?" Yusuke's voice sounded grim, as the two eyed the hyperactive demon warily.
"Hey, didn't they say that Marijuana could last up to like a week?" Kuwabara, for some freaky reason, sounded well... 'smart' for once. (Chan: I'm killing myself... really I am...)
"Well, place your bets now. I say fifty for the next hour before WWIII blows up this whole place." Yusuke sounded tired, and truth to tell, he really was.
"Why?" The idiot asked unnecessary.
"I've always wanted to say this. 'Fire in the hole!'"
"Oh..."
"Oh is SO right..."
= - = - = - = - =
Kurama: It appears that we have a dilemma in our hands. I know that Yusuke and Kuwabara have the best intentions for Hiei, but what they did just makes it worse. Sake, of all the... This time around, I think that the damage compared to mother's couch will ever compare to this one. Next time: Sake and Sweets, not good!
Chibi: Yep. We want to thank all those who reviewed.
Fleetfoot: Yay, you read our story! Sure, I'll come over, but you've got to call me first. (Chan: Hint, hint) Oh! New idea for Manga! I'll tell you all about it when I come over. Sugar high? That's nothing. Wait until the next chapter though, sake is given! (Lightning flashes in the background)
Rosinsniffer: WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE BACK MY DVD!?! And yeah, you could have all those guys, as long as I've got my Hiei-chan! Anne's gonna freak though, for some strange reason, she thinks that Shuuichi and Youko are one being...
Kikko: Thanks so much for reviewing! That means a lot to me!
Sillyningengirl: Thanks for taking the time to read our story! I like your story, but can you try not making it into script form? Maybe you'll get more reviews that way. But I really like your plot line!
Gorgac: Sup dawg? You know what's Erin's doing over the summer? Give me a call, all right?
Jessica: Thanks for reviewing our story! Stay with us!
Omasuoniwabanshi: You like Rurouni Kenshin too? I just love Soujiro!
Muse456: Aww man, gone for that long? Oh well, me too. I'm gonna be gone for July and August. How about be go to the movies or Shadowcliffs or something before that?
Kurama: I never imagined that this story could get so many reviews.
Hiei: Hn.
Chibi: Is that all you can say?
Hiei: Hn.
Chibi: I GIVE UP! GRR! At least Kurama isn't this frustrating!
Chan: Heh, um, we don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. But we are making up our own Manga, and we will own that soon... when we finish...which is never...
Chibi: Sigh... our artists are SO lazy! (Glares at both)
Chan: Heh... Anyways, we need your help. We're out of ideas, and we basically have no plot. Get the point? Now on with the fic!
= - = - = - = - =
"Ok, so... We have the money, the people, the clothes," Yusuke disdainfully picked at his blue and white-checkered Yukata as he continued; "Now...I'm I missing something here? Oh yeah... the festival is like...10 FREAKEN' /MILES/ AWAY!"
Kurama cringed slightly at the volume of the other teen's voice. "Please Yusuke..." He pleaded, as his ears started to ring. His dress attire- as usual- was neat and ironed, unlike the other's.
"WHAT KURAMA!?!" The juvenile delinquent vented his frustration out on the fox, as he reflexively started to crack his knuckles.
"YUSUKE URAMESHI!" Keiko tugged on Yusuke's ear as she dragged him away from Kurama, who looked on apologetically. "Honestly, sometimes I just can't believe you!"
"Oww! Keiko, let go! Owww!" Reikai's finest was under the mercy of Keiko Yukimura.
Ouch. That's gotta hurt.
The rest of the group watched the impressive show (For free, of course), as Keiko proceeded to lick Yusuke into shape.
Her sharp tongue made them all wince as the detective started to beg for mercy.
"All right, this is so stupid! This was all supposed to be a date between me and Yukina-chan!" Kuwabara whined, the idiot that he was.
"Hn, which is precisely why that I will be an escort."
"Thank you for coming Hiei-san." Yukina politely bowed to the fire demon, who looked very uncomfortable in a navy blue Yukata.
His sword nowhere to be present around his waist- which made Kuwabara relax slightly. The fool had one less threat to worry about.
Nodding his head once, Hiei glared ahead, the asphalt concrete suddenly interesting him now.
"Well, this is most certainly foolish! How in the world are we suppose to get to the festival now?" Botan placed her hands around her waist, and pouted in a way that only she could.
"Hey, I know! Why don't we use a car?" Kuwabara suddenly said, making the group stare at him rather...oddly.
"Gee, I wonder why I didn't think of that?" Yusuke sarcastically asked, while pausing to think. "I know! Maybe I don't want to add a UAD to my record!"
"What's a UAD?" Kuwabara asked, as he imitated a monkey scratching its head.
"I do believe that, that would be called Under Age Driving." Kurama added his two cents in to the conversation.
"So?! That still doesn't help us though. How are we going to get to the festival now, huh?" Kuwabara griped in a gravely voice that made Hiei wish to cover his own.
Several centuries had taught him to perfect his emotionless mask, which was now steadily failing. "Damn fool, shut up." He hissed, as he miserably failed to play the 'uncaring, heartless bastard.'
"How about this? I drive, while the rest of you get in the back? Does that sound all right to you guys?" Shizuru looked annoyed, as she let an unlit cigarette dangle from her mouth.
The car keys were in her hands, as she looked on at the group.
"Err... Just one question... Now why the hell didn't I think of that?" Yusuke rubbed the bridge of his nose, as he grinned sheepishly, the majority of the group sweatdropped.
"Oh my, there seems to be a seat short!" Botan frowned, as the minivan could only seat seven.
"Well, we can always walk..." Kurama's comment went unnoticed as Kuwabara and Hiei began to argue.
"Hn, do not expect me to get into that... Ningen monstrosity." The demon spat, as sparks flew between him and the human.
"Feh, for YOUR information, it's called a car, and YOU don't have ta. Yukina-chan can just take your seat, so THERE!" He stuck out his tongue as he made a face. "NNNAAAYYHHH!"
"Please, be reasonable. Hiei, it's perfectly safe to ride, that I can assure you." Kurama attempted at what you would call 'hopeless' as he tried quelling the battle flames between the two fighters. (Not Kuwabara though.)
"Hn."
"Grr."
The rest looked on warily, tired even before they got there.
"How about this? Kurama, get the rope. Kuwabara just volunteered." Yusuke said as the idiot looked confused as ever.
"Huh? What do you mean, Urameshi? Hey, BACK OFF!"
Too late.
Five minutes later...
"Who knew that Kuwabara made such a nice hood ornament?" Remarked Yusuke from the front seat.
"HEY! GUYS! HELP! IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE URAMESHI! LET ME DOWN FROM HERE!"
= - = - = - = - =
After parking the car, the Yusuke-tachi tumbled out of the van, guess who was out first?
"My, Hiei, you look a bit green." Kurama noticed that the fire demon was wobbling slightly as he clutched his stomach.
"Hn, it's nothing Fox. Mind your own business." Hiei turned as he started to walk towards the entrance, leaving them all behind.
True, he WAS unsteady on his feet a bit, as he narrowly avoided tripping over a garbage can.
"Shall we?" Kurama said with a smile, following after the irate youkai.
"Hey... GUYS! DON"T LEAVE ME HERE! YUKINA-CHAN! HELP!" Said so the hood ornament, helpless to do anything but to do anything.
About halfway to the gate, Yukina's eyes lit up, as if remembering something very important. "Oh my, where's Kazuma?"
"Good point Yukina-chan? Where IS he?" Botan mused to herself as everyone saw a light bulb go off in Yusuke's head.
"Oh yeah... Well, let's forget about him and just go!" The spirit detective grinned, as he started to march off.
"Yusuke, you big jerk! How could you do something like that to him?" Keiko turned around and headed back to the car in order to help the whimpering Kuwabara.
"Mou! At this rate, we'll never get to have any fun!" Complained Botan as Shizuru lit a cigarette.
"Just relax. They'll calm down when they want to. Besides," Shizuru looked back at the group. "You have to say that they're one of a kind."
Botan sighed heavily before smiling again. "Yes, I do believe so. How many people can beat up Yusuke?"
"Besides the whole female population? Yeah, I say that I have to agree with you there." Both girls started to laugh and walked off to the gates, followed closely by the so-called detective and friends.
= - = - = - =
So, the evening went on without a hitch... Except the tiny bit where Kuwabara canned himself, falling face first into an open dumpster, reminding him of his first day of school... (Chan: Lol. Inside joke.)
"Gee Kuwabara, I never knew that you were so considerate of the environment. Cleaning up after yourself." Yusuke grinned like a cat, while Kuwabara stuck his head out of the dumpster, a banana peel in his hair.
"Shut up Urameshi! I'll... I'll... I'll do something really bad!" Kuwabara jumped down from the garbage can, and removed the peel from his head.
"Oh yeah? Like what? Sic your little kitty on me? I'd like to see you try." Yusuke rolled up his sleeves, as he and Kuwabara glared at each other.
"Leave Eikichi out of this!" He yelled, clenching his fists together.
The girls and Kurama smiled weakly as they all backed away VERY slowly.
"How about this? We'll leave Yusuke and Kuwabara to settle their... differences, and Kurama can take us shopping!" Botan whispered loudly as the rest agreed. Poor Kurama...
Hiei, of course, not wanting to participate in any Ningen activities, ESPECIALLY not human FEMALE activities, stayed behind with the arguing duo.
Getting thoroughly exasperated by the minute, he growled, "If you two will not cease to shut up, I will have to make you myself."
"Irk."
"Eeep!"
"Hn."
The three sat on a bench, Kuwabara to the far left, Yusuke in the middle, and Hiei to the right. Minutes ticked by as the three members of the Reikai Tantei sat in stony silence.
Tap, tap, tap... went Yusuke's fingers on the wood.
Due to Hiei's acute demon hearing, the tapping was twice as loud and annoying.
Tap, tap, tap...
He gritted his teeth, and willed himself to count to ten, a trick that Kurama had taught him. He did really have a good hold of his temper when he wished to.
Tap, tap, tap-
Hiei snapped. "Stop that." He hissed, as he glared at the detective.
"Stop what?" Yusuke frowned.
"That! The damn..." Hiei desperately wanted to kill something, more preferably the person next to him.
"COTTON CANDY! POPCORN! GET YOUR HOT DOGS HERE!"
"Oh look! Food!! Urameshi, we gotta get some!" The idiot exclaimed as he dug through his pockets, looking for his nonexistent wallet.
"Heh. Wait for me Kuwabara!" Yusuke leapt up from his seat, as if it were on fire. It would probably be, if Hiei hadn't had such a high tolerance level.
"Hn, ignorant fools." Hiei felt that he seriously needed to get back to the Makai before he slowly, but surely, would be labeled as 'insane', along with the rest of them.
The fact that he was in such company shamed him to no end, but as he recalled once what he had said.
"I'm surrounded by idiots, but they mean well."
True, they were annoying, but they had their uses.
Suddenly, something really big, pink, and fluffy was shoved in front of Hiei's face, catching him by surprise.
His wide red eyes looked shocked, not something that could happen very easily. Only Yukina had ever had this effect on Hiei, other than besides 'sweet snow'...
"Here Hiei, thought that you'd like this." Yusuke shoved a hot dog- whole- into his mouth, his cheeks bulging out like from those rodent-like creatures in a movie that Kurama had taken him to once. (Think Chip and Dale.)
The age old Kitsune thought that something 'G' rated would be have less of an influence then the one that Yusuke and Kuwabara had went. The Matrix reloaded...
"Hn, and what is this exactly?" For as all Hiei knew, it could be a type of ningen poison that no doubt that the detective would find amusing to watch him wither and die.
A VERY horrid image flashed in Hiei's mind as yet ANOTHER picture of a dead corpse, this time he was sure that it was one of those Egyptian, is that what Kurama said they were? Egyptian people that preserved the deceased's body. (Chan: Can you guess what movie this is from?)
To him, that was pointless. They were dead, and that meant that they were never going come back. Preserving the body won't do much good, for the soul would have already would be in Reikai. But then again, he never understood how that corpse had managed to come back to life again.
Yusuke body faulted, an audible 'THUD' along with a huge crater accompanied by it.
Hiei gave his trademark 'Hn' as he raised an eyebrow at the detective.
"It's cotton candy... Shit, don't tell me that you don't know what that is!" Yusuke proclaimed as he leapt up, dusting himself self-consciously.
"Hn, should I?" Hiei scowled, wanting to scream, but his reasonable inner, calm, collected self just made him frown irritably instead.
"It's... sugar spun candy, kinda like ice cream, err sweet snow." The young teen corrected himself, as he racked his brains to define the sweet to Hiei, so that the fire koorime wouldn't be so suspicious.
Hiei's eyes lit up at the word 'sweet snow'. Sweet snow was good. Sweet snow... the only thing that could ease his pitiful existence into something more bearable. If this 'cotton candy' had similar attributes as his sweet snow, than by all means...
The detective had to blink twice before looking at Hiei, and then the pitiful stick in his hand, Hiei, the stick, Hiei, the stick...
He was thankful that Hiei didn't mistake his hand for food, as he was rather fond of that particular hand, in fact, all of his appendages thank you very much!
"Hey Urameshi, didya give the runt..." Kuwabara came back, and armful of popcorn, hamburgers, sushi, corn on the cob, milkshakes, soda, chips, chicken, and other various items from the menu.
Before the two humans could speak Hiei said, "More!"
"What?" Yusuke scratched the back of his head.
"I. Want. More! More! More! More!" The youkai was practically bouncing up and down, his eyes bubbling with excitement.
Not the 'I'm in a middle of a battle, so I'll kill you and enjoy you scream as my Dragon of the Darkness Flames devours you whole, as I look on,' exhilaration, but rather the three year old kind, the really damn bratty, spoiled type.
"What, ya mean more cotton candy?" The raven-haired fighter had a nagging feeling, like the one where you know that you shouldn't do this, but you don't exactly know WHY.
Nodding his head very quickly, it seemed that Hiei couldn't keep still for some reason...
Brown eyes widening considerably, Yusuke said one word that came to his mind. "SHIT!"
Flashback
"Hey Kurama, err, what's up with the renovations?" Yusuke stepped into the mangled living room of the Minamino residence.
Flashing the young detective a dark look, Kurama's extremely aggravated green orbs narrowed as he spoke in his dangerously soft voice, not a good sign. "Never. Give. Hiei. Sugar. Ever. Mother wasn't very pleased with my excuse on WHY half the house was in ruins."
"Oh..."
End flashback
"Oh is SO right..." Groaned Yusuke. He wondered how long before the sugar eventually lost its effect on a person.
"Hey Urameshi, doesn't the runt act like he's well..." Kuwabara looked uncomfortable as he shifted the junk food from one arm to the other.
"On Marijuana or some shit like that? Yeah, who knew sugar did that to Hiei of all the people?" Yusuke's voice sounded grim, as the two eyed the hyperactive demon warily.
"Hey, didn't they say that Marijuana could last up to like a week?" Kuwabara, for some freaky reason, sounded well... 'smart' for once. (Chan: I'm killing myself... really I am...)
"Well, place your bets now. I say fifty for the next hour before WWIII blows up this whole place." Yusuke sounded tired, and truth to tell, he really was.
"Why?" The idiot asked unnecessary.
"I've always wanted to say this. 'Fire in the hole!'"
"Oh..."
"Oh is SO right..."
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Kurama: It appears that we have a dilemma in our hands. I know that Yusuke and Kuwabara have the best intentions for Hiei, but what they did just makes it worse. Sake, of all the... This time around, I think that the damage compared to mother's couch will ever compare to this one. Next time: Sake and Sweets, not good!